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I just noticed we have a "reaction score" next to our profile on this site. I also noticed my reaction score is higher then my amount of posts. How many users are like that? I think it means I'm really awesome or something. ESPN wants to do a segment on that. I said okay.
 
Jonnu in your flex? Ha ha. Wait, Jonnu had 21? Smh.
Dobbins out. Brian Robinson, Devante Smith and Josh Downs all questionable and trending towards Out, I believe.


So desperate times call for desperate measures. Maybe should’ve started Kraft in my other Flex spot for his 13 points.
 
Congrats @Chaka , that Reed performance did me in. Nice win.
I take it that means I am facing you this week.

As I recall you have a strong team, you'll forgive me if I don't accept that congratulations just yet. Unless, of course you are officially conceding this week.
 
Congrats @Chaka , that Reed performance did me in. Nice win.
I take it that means I am facing you this week.

As I recall you have a strong team, you'll forgive me if I don't accept that congratulations just yet. Unless, of course you are officially conceding this week.
I mean, if you want to bench all your remaining players to guarantee me the victory, I wouldn’t object…

;)
 
Congrats @Chaka , that Reed performance did me in. Nice win.
I take it that means I am facing you this week.

As I recall you have a strong team, you'll forgive me if I don't accept that congratulations just yet. Unless, of course you are officially conceding this week.
I mean, if you want to bench all your remaining players to guarantee me the victory, I wouldn’t object…

;)
I think legally, ipso facto, habeus corpus, under the precedent of Madden v Minshew, I have already won, right?

Either that or Deamon needs to allow my militia to quarter on his property.
 
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Congrats @Chaka , that Reed performance did me in. Nice win.
I take it that means I am facing you this week.

As I recall you have a strong team, you'll forgive me if I don't accept that congratulations just yet. Unless, of course you are officially conceding this week.
I mean, if you want to bench all your remaining players to guarantee me the victory, I wouldn’t object…

;)
I think legally, ipso facto, habeus corpus, under the precedent of Madden v Minshew, I have already won, right?

Either that or Deamon needs to allow my militia to quarter on his property.
Its War!!!
 
Nice week Joey. Congrats. You needed a win and came through in the clutch buddy. My Soldiers waive the white flag and wear the cone of shame for a week.
 
Nice week Joey. Congrats. You needed a win and came through in the clutch buddy. My Soldiers waive the white flag and wear the cone of shame for a week.
🤐
When you posted that, I was still down by 1.5 points with Mayfield playing and Kittle yet to come. I was not going to post anything until I finally, officially went into the lead….then mayfield knocked out for a bit.. then he throws a 2nd INT…

And finally, 2 and a half hours after your post, my team finally made up the 1.5 points to just take the lead.

I guess Mayfield can throw another INT and Kittle can put up a goose egg, so there’s a chance I can still lose….in which case I guess I need to buy some anti-jinx insurance and say “congrats on the unexpected late win”.

;)
 
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Nice week Joey. Congrats. You needed a win and came through in the clutch buddy. My Soldiers waive the white flag and wear the cone of shame for a week.
🤐
When you posted that, I was still down by 1.5 points with Mayfield playing and Kittle yet to come. I was not going to post anything until I finally, officially went into the lead….then mayfield knocked out for a bit.. then he throws a 2nd INT…

And finally, 2 and a half hours after your post, my team finally made up the 1.5 points to just take the lead.

I guess Mayfield can throw another INT and Kittle can put up a goose egg, so there’s a chance I can still lose….in which case I guess I need to buy some anti-jinx insurance and say “congrats on the unexpected late win”.

;)
Onward!
 
Nice week Joey. Congrats. You needed a win and came through in the clutch buddy. My Soldiers waive the white flag and wear the cone of shame for a week.
🤐
When you posted that, I was still down by 1.5 points with Mayfield playing and Kittle yet to come. I was not going to post anything until I finally, officially went into the lead….then mayfield knocked out for a bit.. then he throws a 2nd INT…

And finally, 2 and a half hours after your post, my team finally made up the 1.5 points to just take the lead.

I guess Mayfield can throw another INT and Kittle can put up a goose egg, so there’s a chance I can still lose….in which case I guess I need to buy some anti-jinx insurance and say “congrats on the unexpected late win”.

;)
Onward!
Too soon. Ha ha
 
Welp. Unless Sutton vooches it tonight, I'm cooked. Good luck fellas. Brutal injury season in this one.

Thanks CMC
Thanks Pacheco
Thanks Olave
Thanks Kirk
Thanks Ferguson
Thanks Obama


I'll be lurking on Sleeper to see how this pans out.
 
Welp. Unless Sutton vooches it tonight, I'm cooked. Good luck fellas. Brutal injury season in this one.

Thanks CMC
Thanks Pacheco
Thanks Olave
Thanks Kirk
Thanks Ferguson
Thanks Obama


I'll be lurking on Sleeper to see how this pans out.

🤣

ETA: laughing at the bolded, of course, not your horrible injury luck
 
A. Vooch should be self explanatory by the context. Slang among my friends that’s been around so long that I don’t know where it came from or who first said it

2. I’m still in this, maybe. So you’re saying there’s a chance

D. Thanks again Obama
 
Haha stupid Denver d beats me
Sorry not sorry but I still fell short I think. Four 5-7 teams move to 6-7. Tie breaker for the single remaining playoff spot. Looks like Joey did enough. Congrats to all that advance.
Please don’t count chickens yet. Isn’t there one more week before the playoffs begin? Any of the 6-7 teams can win or lose for that final spot.
I might be dead many walking with both of my starting RBs on a bye and very very bleak backup options. Oy.
 
Vooch should be self explanatory by the context. Slang among my friends that’s been around so long that I don’t know where it came from or who first said it

Um….did we just see Jeudy vooch all over the place?

(I know you were talking about Sutton, but trying to make sure I’m using “vooch” properly in a sentence) ;)
 
Vooch should be self explanatory by the context. Slang among my friends that’s been around so long that I don’t know where it came from or who first said it

Um….did we just see Jeudy vooch all over the place?

(I know you were talking about Sutton, but trying to make sure I’m using “vooch” properly in a sentence) ;)
Vooching something is bad.
 
Haha stupid Denver d beats me
Sorry not sorry but I still fell short I think. Four 5-7 teams move to 6-7. Tie breaker for the single remaining playoff spot. Looks like Joey did enough. Congrats to all that advance.
Please don’t count chickens yet. Isn’t there one more week before the playoffs begin? Any of the 6-7 teams can win or lose for that final spot.
I might be dead many walking with both of my starting RBs on a bye and very very bleak backup options. Oy.
Ay caramba. Where’s my head at? You are correct. I’ll spend the next few days polishing my turds.
 
Vooch should be self explanatory by the context. Slang among my friends that’s been around so long that I don’t know where it came from or who first said it

Um….did we just see Jeudy vooch all over the place?

(I know you were talking about Sutton, but trying to make sure I’m using “vooch” properly in a sentence) ;)
In my head I hear "Vooch!" in the same voice as Jerry Seinfeld saying "Newman!"
 
Vooch should be self explanatory by the context. Slang among my friends that’s been around so long that I don’t know where it came from or who first said it

Um….did we just see Jeudy vooch all over the place?

(I know you were talking about Sutton, but trying to make sure I’m using “vooch” properly in a sentence) ;)
Vooching something is bad.

So it wasn’t self explanatory by the context, I guess. ;)
 
Vooch should be self explanatory by the context. Slang among my friends that’s been around so long that I don’t know where it came from or who first said it

Um….did we just see Jeudy vooch all over the place?

(I know you were talking about Sutton, but trying to make sure I’m using “vooch” properly in a sentence) ;)
Vooching something is bad.

So it wasn’t self explanatory by the context, I guess. ;)
I guess i vooched the explanation
 
This is wild. All 6-7 teams are in a showdown. Two teams wind up 7-7. Tie breaker is total points.
  • Joey (1789.8) vs Chaos34 (1740.25)
  • -jb- (1700.05) vs Atomic Punk (1713.25)
~90 points total separation. If Joey wins, the winner of the other match will need to go bananas to beat him in the tie breaker. If Chaos wins, the winner of the other match will need to outscore him by 27-41 points.

Sometimes we don't know who turns out to be pretty until the end of the movie when they take down their pony tail and remove their glasses.

Good luck, gents.
 
This is wild. All 6-7 teams are in a showdown. Two teams wind up 7-7. Tie breaker is total points.
  • Joey (1789.8) vs Chaos34 (1740.25)
  • -jb- (1700.05) vs Atomic Punk (1713.25)
~90 points total separation. If Joey wins, the winner of the other match will need to go bananas to beat him in the tie breaker. If Chaos wins, the winner of the other match will need to outscore him by 27-41 points.

Sometimes we don't know who turns out to be pretty until the end of the movie when they take down their pony tail and remove their glasses.

Good luck, gents.
I’ve been using this anti-jinx schtick all season but this time it’s real. Congrats in advance to whoever gets the last slot Cuz, if you look at my roster, you’ll see that it’s gonna take a miracle for me to win this coming weekend.

But I ain’t going down without a fight!
 
This is wild. All 6-7 teams are in a showdown. Two teams wind up 7-7. Tie breaker is total points.
  • Joey (1789.8) vs Chaos34 (1740.25)
  • -jb- (1700.05) vs Atomic Punk (1713.25)
~90 points total separation. If Joey wins, the winner of the other match will need to go bananas to beat him in the tie breaker. If Chaos wins, the winner of the other match will need to outscore him by 27-41 points.

Sometimes we don't know who turns out to be pretty until the end of the movie when they take down their pony tail and remove their glasses.

Good luck, gents.
I’ve been using this anti-jinx schtick all season but this time it’s real. Congrats in advance to whoever gets the last slot Cuz, if you look at my roster, you’ll see that it’s gonna take a miracle for me to win this coming weekend.

But I ain’t going down without a fight!
Bye week Hades. I'm here for it!
 
Out of respect for you guys still alive, I'm putting in my lineup and freezing my roster as is. Congratulations to those still battling.
Much appreciated.

In all of my leagues, if I’m eliminated from the playoffs, I do the same. I only make moves later in the week after the contenders have picked thru the waiver wire (e.g. in redraft, to at least field a full lineup so im not giving a free win to a contender. In dynasty, to drop my K and D to pick up upside skill position players for the offseason).
 
Out of respect for you guys still alive, I'm putting in my lineup and freezing my roster as is. Congratulations to those still battling.
Much appreciated.

In all of my leagues, if I’m eliminated from the playoffs, I do the same. I only make moves later in the week after the contenders have picked thru the waiver wire (e.g. in redraft, to at least field a full lineup so im not giving a free win to a contender. In dynasty, to drop my K and D to pick up upside skill position players for the offseason).
I haven't not made the playoffs in a fantasy football league since 1987. Can't remember how i did it back then.
 
Out of respect for you guys still alive, I'm putting in my lineup and freezing my roster as is. Congratulations to those still battling.
Much appreciated.

In all of my leagues, if I’m eliminated from the playoffs, I do the same. I only make moves later in the week after the contenders have picked thru the waiver wire (e.g. in redraft, to at least field a full lineup so im not giving a free win to a contender. In dynasty, to drop my K and D to pick up upside skill position players for the offseason).
I haven't not made the playoffs in a fantasy football league since 1987. Can't remember how i did it back then.
Been a while for me too. I usually just play in our home league and commish, but I disbanded it after last season and was going to retire from fantasy football. Then a long time friend convinced me to join his keeper league... and then I saw this thread and grabbed the last opening, since I'd already "unretired" anyway. Didn't do much prep work and it showed. Thought it would be fun with a couple of homer picks in Stroud and Dell, but it doubly sucked watching them underperform for my favorite team and fantasy team. Guess I'm still learning despite playing since 1994.

I always figured I'd step aside but enter full lineups if I was in this position. Something akin to baseball teams still playing hard if they were playing contenders so the pennant race result would be a true outcome. Since there's only one week to go and you're safely in, I'll just give you the best (lol debatable) lineup I can muster and leave the free agents to you guys. I'd still play the free agent game if I had a chance to knock you out and get someone else in, but you've clinched your spot. I won't cut anyone that could possibly give someone a boost. I'll just be irrelevant like my poorly constructed team deserves. I humbly accept my ***-kicking.
 
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Travis Etienne and Ameer Abdullah are my starting RBs in my must-win matchup to make the playoffs.

Yay me.

Congrats in advance, @Chaos34
you're welcome for abdullah :lmao:
He’s an upgrade over Akers, theoretically, who was previously in my RB2 slot.
I guess I’m just hoping for Mattison to be inactive one more week and, with the Raiders likely to be far behind against the gunslinging Bucs, should play into Abdullah’s pass catching role.

Or at least that’s what I’m telling myself.
 
Travis Etienne and Ameer Abdullah are my starting RBs in my must-win matchup to make the playoffs.

Yay me.

Congrats in advance, @Chaos34
you're welcome for abdullah :lmao:
He’s an upgrade over Akers, theoretically, who was previously in my RB2 slot.
I guess I’m just hoping for Mattison to be inactive one more week and, with the Raiders likely to be far behind against the gunslinging Bucs, should play into Abdullah’s pass catching role.

Or at least that’s what I’m telling myself.
He did well for me 2 weeks ago. Was useless last week. He was basically relegated to 3rd down and only had 3 points with 5 minutes to go. He got 4 more. GL
 
Travis Etienne and Ameer Abdullah are my starting RBs in my must-win matchup to make the playoffs.

Yay me.

Congrats in advance, @Chaos34
you're welcome for abdullah :lmao:
He’s an upgrade over Akers, theoretically, who was previously in my RB2 slot.
I guess I’m just hoping for Mattison to be inactive one more week and, with the Raiders likely to be far behind against the gunslinging Bucs, should play into Abdullah’s pass catching role.

Or at least that’s what I’m telling myself.
He did well for me 2 weeks ago. Was useless last week. He was basically relegated to 3rd down and only had 3 points with 5 minutes to go. He got 4 more. GL

@Chaos34 …FEAR TRAVIS HOMER!!! ;)
 
Travis Etienne and Ameer Abdullah are my starting RBs in my must-win matchup to make the playoffs.

Yay me.

Congrats in advance, @Chaos34
you're welcome for abdullah :lmao:
He’s an upgrade over Akers, theoretically, who was previously in my RB2 slot.
I guess I’m just hoping for Mattison to be inactive one more week and, with the Raiders likely to be far behind against the gunslinging Bucs, should play into Abdullah’s pass catching role.

Or at least that’s what I’m telling myself.
He did well for me 2 weeks ago. Was useless last week. He was basically relegated to 3rd down and only had 3 points with 5 minutes to go. He got 4 more. GL

@Chaos34 …FEAR TRAVIS HOMER!!! ;)
Sincere McCormick has entered the chat. Of course as soon as I drop Allen, breece hall is doubtful. :sadbanana:
 
Travis Etienne and Ameer Abdullah are my starting RBs in my must-win matchup to make the playoffs.

Yay me.

Congrats in advance, @Chaos34
you're welcome for abdullah :lmao:
He’s an upgrade over Akers, theoretically, who was previously in my RB2 slot.
I guess I’m just hoping for Mattison to be inactive one more week and, with the Raiders likely to be far behind against the gunslinging Bucs, should play into Abdullah’s pass catching role.

Or at least that’s what I’m telling myself.
He did well for me 2 weeks ago. Was useless last week. He was basically relegated to 3rd down and only had 3 points with 5 minutes to go. He got 4 more. GL

@Chaos34 …FEAR TRAVIS HOMER!!! ;)
Checklist. Start Travis Homer when your season is on the line. Check. It just shows how stupid fantasy football is. Ha ha
 
This is wild. All 6-7 teams are in a showdown. Two teams wind up 7-7. Tie breaker is total points.
  • Joey (1789.8) vs Chaos34 (1740.25)
  • -jb- (1700.05) vs Atomic Punk (1713.25)

I'm in the same situation in another one of these Sleeper/Home leagues. In that one I have Henry, Nico, and McLaurin on byes. Oof. In this one Sleeper likes my chances but I fully expect to make a dumb roster decision that costs me.

Good luck @joey :boxing:
 
Travis Etienne and Ameer Abdullah are my starting RBs in my must-win matchup to make the playoffs.

Yay me.

Congrats in advance, @Chaos34
you're welcome for abdullah :lmao:
He’s an upgrade over Akers, theoretically, who was previously in my RB2 slot.
I guess I’m just hoping for Mattison to be inactive one more week and, with the Raiders likely to be far behind against the gunslinging Bucs, should play into Abdullah’s pass catching role.

Or at least that’s what I’m telling myself.
He did well for me 2 weeks ago. Was useless last week. He was basically relegated to 3rd down and only had 3 points with 5 minutes to go. He got 4 more. GL

@Chaos34 …FEAR TRAVIS HOMER!!! ;)
Checklist. Start Travis Homer when your season is on the line. Check. It just shows how stupid fantasy football is. Ha ha
Back to Abdullah at RB2 since he’s fully practiced 2 days in a row.
Will only go to Homer if Swift is declared out.

I’ll keep you all updated ;)
 

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