***Shark Pool Home League UNO*** (3 Viewers)

[FarFromHome]

Oh. And I'm willing to move Ekeler for a fair value.

 

[joey]

NOT IN ADVANCE. JUST A SIMPLE "CONGRATS"!!!

Lawyers are standing down.

 

[Atomic Punk]

Not sure I view this as a good thing for Robinson and my squad given how weak I already am at RB. I dislike hoping for an injury to have a starting RB.

 

[Chaka]

Not sure I view this as a good thing for Robinson and my squad given how weak I already am at RB. I dislike hoping for an injury to have a starting RB.

That's a fair criticism. I didn't really view Robinson, with the Commanders to be a true RB 2, more of a flex option. Didn't realize he was your #2. I can see how it hurts you more in the short term.

 

[Atomic Punk]

I am cautiously optimistic only with this squad, as my attention during the draft was on home stuff. I’m hoping for a few trades and some luck to get me through. I’m also hoping my injured swings come back health and give me some additional ammo for trades in the second half of the season. I may end up starting both Jax RBs some weeks … ouch!

 

[FarFromHome]

Your the weak and I am the tyranny of evil men, but I'm trying Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be the Shepard.

 

[Chaka]

Your the weak and I am the tyranny of evil men, but I'm trying Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be the Shepard.

Perhaps you should just try real hard to not end up The Gimp.

 

[joey]

Weird/late request of my Uno brethren:

Anyone able to draft for me tomorrow morning 7am PST in the SharkPool FBG Bowl League 1?
I need to be driving down to LA tomorrow morning for a family matter and can’t have a 2+ hour draft hanging over me. I could make you co-owner of my team temporarily (or the FBG league commish can, I assume) and then we can remove you as co-owner after the draft.

I do have a “1st four rounds strategy” that I’ve preferred in mocks to discuss but then it’s your skill and talent beyond that.
Lmk

 

[FarFromHome]

Back on track. Offer sent Chaos34. Let's help each other.

 

[Chaka]

I would like to apologize, in advance of course, for the suffering caused to you all for your personal failing to land the official and unquestioned Steal of the Draft; Dont'e Thornton.

Conservatively speaking his floor this year is Terrell Owens 2001. His ceiling is obviously; Jerry Rice does his dry cleaning.

Grief counselors will be made available to those in need, at a modest fee.

 

[FarFromHome]

I would like to apologize, in advance of course, for the suffering caused to you all for your personal failing to land the official and unquestioned Steal of the Draft; Dont'e Thornton.

Conservatively speaking his floor this year is Terrell Owens 2001. His ceiling is obviously; Jerry Rice does his dry cleaning.

Grief counselors will be made available to those in need, at a modest fee.

Isn't he a kicker? I didn't think we actually start kickers....

 

[Chaka]

I would like to apologize, in advance of course, for the suffering caused to you all for your personal failing to land the official and unquestioned Steal of the Draft; Dont'e Thornton.

Conservatively speaking his floor this year is Terrell Owens 2001. His ceiling is obviously; Jerry Rice does his dry cleaning.

Grief counselors will be made available to those in need, at a modest fee.

Isn't he a kicker? I didn't think we actually start kickers....

Looking back at your draft, and trading, results I'm not surprised you think that.

 

[Chaka]

[Takei]Oh, my[/Takei]

 

[FarFromHome]

Didn't happen immediately, but I'm willing to come off Amari Cooper if anyway is interested. Shoot me something.

 

[FarFromHome]

Amari Cooper and Ollie Gordon should land me something decent. In big roster leagues like this, try giving up one of yours for my two. Depth people.

 

[joey]

Amari Cooper and Ollie Gordon should land me something decent. In big roster leagues like this, try giving up one of yours for my two. Depth people.

I’m good.

 

[FarFromHome]

Amari Cooper and Ollie Gordon should land me something decent. In big roster leagues like this, try giving up one of yours for my two. Depth people.

I’m good.

Give it time buddy

 

[joey]

Amari Cooper and Ollie Gordon should land me something decent. In big roster leagues like this, try giving up one of yours for my two. Depth people.

I’m good.

Give it time buddy

The loooong game. I like it

 

[Chaka]

Amari Cooper and Ollie Gordon should land me something decent. In big roster leagues like this, try giving up one of yours for my two. Depth people.

I’m good.

Give it time buddy

Throw in Evan Engram and I'll take Amari and Ollie off your hands.

 

[FarFromHome]

Noticed Sleeper has me has the highest scoring team of the week. Also noticed every morning I wake up they project me to beat Joey just a little bit more. Two very accurate projections Sleeper. Hats off to your staff. The heat of a thousand suns will reign down. Onward

 

[joey]

Noticed Sleeper has me has the highest scoring team of the week. Also noticed every morning I wake up they project me to beat Joey just a little bit more. Two very accurate projections Sleeper. Hats off to your staff. The heat of a thousand suns will reign down. Onward

Heat of a thousand suns?!?! Crap, I only have a Dixie cup of water on my roster.
Guess you will burn me up. Rats. Sucks to start 0-1.

 

[Chaka]

Noticed Sleeper has me has the highest scoring team of the week. Also noticed every morning I wake up they project me to beat Joey just a little bit more. Two very accurate projections Sleeper. Hats off to your staff. The heat of a thousand suns will reign down. Onward

Heat of a thousand suns?!?! Crap, I only have a Dixie cup of water on my roster.
Guess you will burn me up. Rats. Sucks to start 0-1.

And ...?

 

[joey]

Noticed Sleeper has me has the highest scoring team of the week. Also noticed every morning I wake up they project me to beat Joey just a little bit more. Two very accurate projections Sleeper. Hats off to your staff. The heat of a thousand suns will reign down. Onward

Heat of a thousand suns?!?! Crap, I only have a Dixie cup of water on my roster.
Guess you will burn me up. Rats. Sucks to start 0-1.

And ...?

Gotta save something for next week.

 

[joey]

Page 6.

Unacceptable, UNO! Let’s ramp this thing up!

 

[Chaka]

Page 6.

Unacceptable, UNO! Let’s ramp this thing up!

Just have @FarFromHome post all his trade offers in here. That'll keep us on page one for the next 17 weeks.

 

[joey]

Page 6.

Unacceptable, UNO! Let’s ramp this thing up!

Just have @FarFromHome post all his trade offers in here. That'll keep us on page one for the next 17 weeks.

lol. I only received one offer from him. Right after the draft. Must not want to deal with his week 1 rival just yet

 

[Chaka]

Page 6.

Unacceptable, UNO! Let’s ramp this thing up!

Just have @FarFromHome post all his trade offers in here. That'll keep us on page one for the next 17 weeks.

lol. I only received one offer from him. Right after the draft. Must not want to deal with his week 1 rival just yet

Or he doesn't think much of your team.

But... It's probably the first one. You have a perfect...ly adequate team.

 

[FarFromHome]

Page 6.

Unacceptable, UNO! Let’s ramp this thing up!

Just have @FarFromHome post all his trade offers in here. That'll keep us on page one for the next 17 weeks.

lol. I only received one offer from him. Right after the draft. Must not want to deal with his week 1 rival just yet

Its not the time when you trade.

 

[FarFromHome]

Page 6.

Unacceptable, UNO! Let’s ramp this thing up!

Just have @FarFromHome post all his trade offers in here. That'll keep us on page one for the next 17 weeks.

Ha ha. It's not really that bad. Prolly sent out only 10 total since the draft. That's reasonable. Ha ha

 

[Instinctive]

I saw an offer from someone but it was pulled right away. Just FYI.

I'm very excited for the season to start

 

[Chaka]

This, sounds like an amazing experience.

Host your draft at M&T Bank stadium.

FTR, I am in 100%

 

[DA RAIDERS]

This, sounds like an amazing experience.

Host your draft at M&T Bank stadium.

FTR, I am in 100%

That’s awesome. /in. Let’s do it at allegiant.

 

[Chaka]

I would like to apologize, in advance of course, for the suffering caused to you all for your personal failing to land the official and unquestioned Steal of the Draft; Dont'e Thornton.

Conservatively speaking his floor this year is Terrell Owens 2001. His ceiling is obviously; Jerry Rice does his dry cleaning.

Grief counselors will be made available to those in need, at a modest fee.

I'll be sure to start up a fund for your familes after you go into hiding due to your shame.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I would like to apologize, in advance of course, for the suffering caused to you all for your personal failing to land the official and unquestioned Steal of the Draft; Dont'e Thornton.

Conservatively speaking his floor this year is Terrell Owens 2001. His ceiling is obviously; Jerry Rice does his dry cleaning.

Grief counselors will be made available to those in need, at a modest fee.

I'll be sure to start up a fund for your familes after you go into hiding due to your shame.

Still the raiders brah. He’ll be on your bench on the games he goes off……

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Still the raiders brah. He’ll be on your bench on the games he goes off……

Joke’s on you, pal. I took him in best ball.

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

This, sounds like an amazing experience.

Host your draft at M&T Bank stadium.

FTR, I am in 100%

That’s awesome. /in. Let’s do it at allegiant.

This is seriously awesome.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Still the raiders brah. He’ll be on your bench on the games he goes off……

Joke’s on you, pal. I took him in best ball.

This is the uno thread pal. Spice off

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

League 1 sucks!

 

[FarFromHome]

League 1 sucks!

Your always welcome HSG. Listen. Learn. Improve. Be great. We have a lot to teach you my son.

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

League 1 sucks!

Your always welcome HSG. Listen. Learn. Improve. Be great. We have a lot to teach you my son.

*you’re

 

[joey]

League 1 sucks!

Your always welcome HSG. Listen. Learn. Improve. Be great. We have a lot to teach you my son.

I’m matched up against you this week, so we’re not supposed to agree on things, but I’ll +1 this post.

The FBG Perfect Draft articles are based on how League UNO drafts. Congrats to League UNO in advance for being the best Home League in the long and storied 1+ year history of Home Leagues.

 

[FarFromHome]

League 1 sucks!

Your always welcome HSG. Listen. Learn. Improve. Be great. We have a lot to teach you my son.

*you’re

It's phone short hand at work. Your welcome. Ha ha

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Congrats to League UNO in advance for being the best Home League in the long and storied 1+ year history of Home Leagues

How can a league with you in it be “the best”? Gotta think you’re dragging down the average a little. Maybe the others are just that strong.


Also, related, we need more cross-league trash talk. I’m just sayin.

 

[FarFromHome]

Also, related, we need more cross-league trash talk. I’m just sayin.

Pass. I talk to enough children at work. Ha ha

 

[joey]

Congrats to League UNO in advance for being the best Home League in the long and storied 1+ year history of Home Leagues

How can a league with you in it be “the best”? Gotta think you’re dragging down the average a little. Maybe the others are just that strong.


Also, related, we need more cross-league trash talk. I’m just sayin.

Go to last year’s final results and look waaaaaay up to the tippy top to see who the reigning champ is, and report back.

(Standing by for the “that speaks to the quality of the competition” jokes )

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Go to last year’s final results and look waaaaaay up to the tippy top to see who the reigning champ is, and report back.

(Standing by for the “that speaks to the quality of the competition” jokes )

Past performance =/= future results, yada yada yada.

 

[joey]

Go to last year’s final results and look waaaaaay up to the tippy top to see who the reigning champ is, and report back.

(Standing by for the “that speaks to the quality of the competition” jokes )

Past performance =/= future results, yada yada yada.

Hey man, all I have right now is “scoreboard!”, so let me have that at least!

Since after week 1’s matchup with @FarFromHome , I’m sure to be….wait for it….0-1 since I don’t stand a chance.

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Hey man, all I have right now is “scoreboard!”, so let me have that at least!

Oh ok. Fine. Gratz on your past success.

 

[Chaka]

Congrats to League UNO in advance for being the best Home League in the long and storied 1+ year history of Home Leagues

How can a league with you in it be “the best”? Gotta think you’re dragging down the average a little. Maybe the others are just that strong.


Also, related, we need more cross-league trash talk. I’m just sayin.

Go to last year’s final results and look waaaaaay up to the tippy top to see who the reigning champ is, and report back.

(Standing by for the “that speaks to the quality of the competition” jokes )

Still under protest. The mail in scoring from the semi-final game still hasn't been counted yet.

 

[joey]

Congrats to League UNO in advance for being the best Home League in the long and storied 1+ year history of Home Leagues

How can a league with you in it be “the best”? Gotta think you’re dragging down the average a little. Maybe the others are just that strong.


Also, related, we need more cross-league trash talk. I’m just sayin.

Go to last year’s final results and look waaaaaay up to the tippy top to see who the reigning champ is, and report back.

(Standing by for the “that speaks to the quality of the competition” jokes )

Still under protest. The mail in scoring from the semi-final game still hasn't been counted yet.

Hanging Chad (Pennington?) notwithstanding, at least we can agree that 3 of the 4 finalists being Raiders fans can only bode well for this league. (Hey, it’s the only Raiders-adjacent winning that’s happened in decades!)