Shower Thoughts (1 Viewer)

[eighsse2]

I searched for topics called "weird thoughts", "deep thoughts", or "shower thoughts", couldn't find anything.

But anyway.

If the person with the best high jump of anyone in history also had the worst fear of heights of anyone in history, would he be afraid of his own jump?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.”

 

[Bob Loblaw]

"Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handey

 

[JohnnyU]

If I use the word "Shower" literally, I have one.

Are you considered old, lazy, or both if you like to use a chair in the shower, or parts of the shower? I sometimes find it relaxing.

 

[eighsse2]

If I use the word "Shower" literally, I have one.

Are you considered old, lazy, or both if you like to use a chair in the shower, or parts of the shower? I sometimes find it relaxing.

No. Just psychotic. Just kidding

 

[McBokonon]

 

[belljr]

stomp

 

[Leroy Hoard]

A holiday thought from George Carlin: "The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

 

[nirad3]

If I use the word "Shower" literally, I have one.

Are you considered old, lazy, or both if you like to use a chair in the shower, or parts of the shower? I sometimes find it relaxing.

I used to sit down in the shower and let the water cascade off my dome or my chest. It was definitely relaxing.

Now I find it hard to get up and I fell once (no joke) so I'm kinda over it.

 

[Willie Neslon]

Did Ron Goldman know it was OJ who was murdering him?

 

[JohnnyU]

Did Ron Goldman know it was OJ who was murdering him?

Should have returned the sunglasses the next day.

 

[Northern Voice]

If I use the word "Shower" literally, I have one.

Are you considered old, lazy, or both if you like to use a chair in the shower, or parts of the shower? I sometimes find it relaxing.

I used to sit down in the shower and let the water cascade off my dome or my chest. It was definitely relaxing.

Now I find it hard to get up and I fell once (no joke) so I'm kinda over it.

When I was a teenager, I had a downstairs bathroom with no windows, I loved to turn the lights off, turn the radio as high it would go, sit on the floor and take a long *** relaxing shower. My family assumed I was doing something else but most of the time I wasn't, it was just an excuse to shut off, be warm and have time to myself.

 

[Chemical X]

the best we could do is name our moon, moon? an orange is orange. an apple could be a red?

 

[JohnnyU]

If I use the word "Shower" literally, I have one.

Are you considered old, lazy, or both if you like to use a chair in the shower, or parts of the shower? I sometimes find it relaxing.

I used to sit down in the shower and let the water cascade off my dome or my chest. It was definitely relaxing.

Now I find it hard to get up and I fell once (no joke) so I'm kinda over it.

When I was a teenager, I had a downstairs bathroom with no windows, I loved to turn the lights off, turn the radio as high it would go, sit on the floor and take a long *** relaxing shower. My family assumed I was doing something else but most of the time I wasn't, it was just an excuse to shut off, be warm and have time to myself.

I automatically assumed you were doing something else. You know, being a teenager and all. I think I'll go take a shower.

 

[Gally]

"Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handey @eighsse2

FYP

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

I searched for topics called "weird thoughts", "deep thoughts", or "shower thoughts", couldn't find anything.

But anyway.

If the person with the best high jump of anyone in history also had the worst fear of heights of anyone in history, would he be afraid of his own jump?

I think I would’ve gone with “deep thoughts” here.

 

[BLOCKED_PUNT]

If I use the word "Shower" literally, I have one.

Are you considered old, lazy, or both if you like to use a chair in the shower, or parts of the shower? I sometimes find it relaxing.

I used to sit down in the shower and let the water cascade off my dome or my chest. It was definitely relaxing.

Now I find it hard to get up and I fell once (no joke) so I'm kinda over it.

When I was a teenager, I had a downstairs bathroom with no windows, I loved to turn the lights off, turn the radio as high it would go, sit on the floor and take a long *** relaxing shower. My family assumed I was doing something else but most of the time I wasn't, it was just an excuse to shut off, be warm and have time to myself.

the key phrase is most of the time

 

[Scoresman]

During a nuclear explosion, there is a certain distance within the radius where all of the supermarket frozen pizzas get cooked to perfection.

 

[Scoresman]

The implication of a hotdog being various animal parts inside an animal's casing (intestines) is that a hot dog does not stop being a hot dog after we eat it. It follows that we, as the hot dog's casing become a hot dog ourselves after eating one.

So the question is, are human beings considered a sandwich?

 

[Charlie Steiner]

At first glance, I thought the title was Slower Thoughts. Never mind.

 

[SWC]

airplanes only work if they have wings but that does not apply to buffalo thank god take that to the bank bromigos

 

[ChiefD]

If I use the word "Shower" literally, I have one.

Are you considered old, lazy, or both if you like to use a chair in the shower, or parts of the shower? I sometimes find it relaxing.

I used to sit down in the shower and let the water cascade off my dome or my chest. It was definitely relaxing.

Now I find it hard to get up and I fell once (no joke) so I'm kinda over it.

When I was a teenager, I had a downstairs bathroom with no windows, I loved to turn the lights off, turn the radio as high it would go, sit on the floor and take a long *** relaxing shower. My family assumed I was doing something else but most of the time I wasn't, it was just an excuse to shut off, be warm and have time to myself.

"WE THOUGHT YOU WERE COMBING YOUR HAIR!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Leroy Hoard]

The implication of a hotdog being various animal parts inside an animal's casing (intestines) is that a hot dog does not stop being a hot dog after we eat it. It follows that we, as the hot dog's casing become a hot dog ourselves after eating one.

So the question is, are human beings considered a sandwich?

I'm glad I'm not an Oscar Mayer Weiner
That is what I'd never want to be
Cause if I was an Oscar Mayer Wiener
There would soon be nothing left of me

 

[SWC]

does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight or what take that to the bank brohans

 

[Scoresman]

It would be weird if humans yelled out "Anyone wanna ****?". But birds do it all day and nobody minds. Does that make birdwatching some kind of creepy, animal-based sex crime?

 

[-OZ-]

If I use the word "Shower" literally, I have one.

Are you considered old, lazy, or both if you like to use a chair in the shower, or parts of the shower? I sometimes find it relaxing.

Depends how you’re using the chair

 

[eighsse2]

During a nuclear explosion, there is a certain distance within the radius where all of the supermarket frozen pizzas get cooked to perfection.

The implication of a hotdog being various animal parts inside an animal's casing (intestines) is that a hot dog does not stop being a hot dog after we eat it. It follows that we, as the hot dog's casing become a hot dog ourselves after eating one.

So the question is, are human beings considered a sandwich?

It would be weird if humans yelled out "Anyone wanna ****?". But birds do it all day and nobody minds. Does that make birdwatching some kind of creepy, animal-based sex crime?

You're either a quick thinker (and showerer), or you've just been waiting for someone to start this thread.

 

[-OZ-]

It would be weird if humans yelled out "Anyone wanna ****?". But birds do it all day and nobody minds. Does that make birdwatching some kind of creepy, animal-based sex crime?

It’s normal for a praying mantis to bite her mate’s head off after mating and nobody cares. A human does it and suddenly they’re some criminal.

 

[JohnnyU]

It would be weird if humans yelled out "Anyone wanna ****?". But birds do it all day and nobody minds. Does that make birdwatching some kind of creepy, animal-based sex crime?

It’s normal for a praying mantis to bite her mate’s head off after mating and nobody cares. A human does it and suddenly they’re some criminal.

8 wives in, I’ve not had that problem.

 

[Scoresman]

During a nuclear explosion, there is a certain distance within the radius where all of the supermarket frozen pizzas get cooked to perfection.

The implication of a hotdog being various animal parts inside an animal's casing (intestines) is that a hot dog does not stop being a hot dog after we eat it. It follows that we, as the hot dog's casing become a hot dog ourselves after eating one.

So the question is, are human beings considered a sandwich?

It would be weird if humans yelled out "Anyone wanna ****?". But birds do it all day and nobody minds. Does that make birdwatching some kind of creepy, animal-based sex crime?

You're either a quick thinker (and showerer), or you've just been waiting for someone to start this thread.

Some are mine, some I've heard before. Showers are great for clearing your mind and just letting the stream of consciousness take over. It is funny how some of the ones I see here and there are some of the same things I've thought of at one point.

 

[Scoresman]

A less pedantic one.

If AI in the context of creative works is just a program that is trained on other sources of work (art, writing, etc), what is the difference between this and human creativity? Everything we create is influenced or based on our own experiences and things we have consumed/seen/heard.

 

[eighsse2]

Was at the grocery, and in the bottled juice aisle, there was randomly a bag of apples an the shelf (true story, not made up for a joke or it wouldn't really be funny). I thought "Psh, some lazy person couldn't just put those apples back where they go, so they put them on a shelf with all the juice containers ... wait a second ... apples are just apple juice containers. Nevermind, I guess everything's good here."

 

[-OZ-]

It would be weird if humans yelled out "Anyone wanna ****?". But birds do it all day and nobody minds. Does that make birdwatching some kind of creepy, animal-based sex crime?

It’s normal for a praying mantis to bite her mate’s head off after mating and nobody cares. A human does it and suddenly they’re some criminal.

8 wives in, I’ve not had that problem.

I think they wrote a song about you

 

[Scoresman]

If you take a rock and hurl it into the ocean, there's a solid chance you will be the last person to touch that rock between then and the end of time.

 

[Scoresman]

Everyone remembers The Matrix, particularly how the way to get out of the simulation is through a phone land line or pay phone.

Now think about how ever since that movie came out in 1999, the world has been slowly phasing land lines out of existence in favor of cell phones.

 

[eighsse2]

Everyone remembers The Matrix, particularly how the way to get out of the simulation is through a phone land line or pay phone.

Now think about how ever since that movie came out in 1999, the world has been slowly phasing land lines out of existence in favor of cell phones.

Coincidence? DOUBTFUL!

 

[Osaurus]

Thought this was gonna be about waffle stomping

 

[eighsse2]

Thought this was gonna be about waffle stomping

Someone said that earlier and I do not know the reference.

 

[zoobird]

A less pedantic one.

If AI in the context of creative works is just a program that is trained on other sources of work (art, writing, etc), what is the difference between this and human creativity? Everything we create is influenced or based on our own experiences and things we have consumed/seen/heard.

I've thought about this a lot and completely. No offense to any creative types in here, but every time I hear an artist or writer argue that "the AI work seems creative, but it's just a mechanical regurgitation of past human works" I always feel like they wouldn't be very happy with the logical conclusion of their own argument.

 

[zoobird]

You don't have to run faster than the bear...just faster than your slowest friend or family member

 

[northern exposure]

If I use the word "Shower" literally, I have one.

Are you considered old, lazy, or both if you like to use a chair in the shower, or parts of the shower? I sometimes find it relaxing.

Depends how you’re using the chair

Maybe like she did in Flashdance?

 

[nirad3]

Thought this was gonna be about waffle stomping

Someone said that earlier and I do not know the reference.

You probably don't wanna know.

 

[eighsse2]

Thought this was gonna be about waffle stomping

Someone said that earlier and I do not know the reference.

You probably don't wanna know.

Understood

 

[eighsse2]

"A picture is worth a thousand words", but "you can't judge a book by it's cover". Can you at least judge the first thousand words of it?

 

[kupcho1]

Are you considered old, lazy, or both if you like to use a chair in the shower, or parts of the shower? I sometimes find it relaxing.

Thoughts and prayers.

 

[Scoresman]

Thought this was gonna be about waffle stomping

Someone said that earlier and I do not know the reference.

You probably don't wanna know.

It blew my mind when reading about waffle stomping on the internet how many people think it is at all acceptable to crap in the shower.

 

[JohnnyU]

Are you considered old, lazy, or both if you like to use a chair in the shower, or parts of the shower? I sometimes find it relaxing.

Thoughts and prayers.

My guess is that you have indoor plumbing. :saidinsnarkyvoice:

 

[Zow]

"Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handey

/thread

 

[Zow]

Why do we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

 

[ChiefD]

Living is like not being dead.