Shower Thoughts (2 Viewers)

[eighsse2]

Why do we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?
(That one seemed better as a kid. Baking is a type of cooking, they're not like, disjunct things. Still fun though.)

 

[Runkle]

Thought this was gonna be about waffle stomping

Someone said that earlier and I do not know the reference.

You probably don't wanna know.

It blew my mind when reading about waffle stomping on the internet how many people think it is at all acceptable to crap in the shower.

It's all the same pipes!

 

[Chemical X]

Why do we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?
(That one seemed better as a kid. Baking is a type of cooking, they're not like, disjunct things. Still fun though.)

well. we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway. maybe this was part of washington’s “weights and measures” plan?

 

[Zow]

Why do we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?
(That one seemed better as a kid. Baking is a type of cooking, they're not like, disjunct things. Still fun though.)

well. we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway. maybe this was part of washington’s “weights and measures” plan?

Nobody knows.

 

[belljr]

Not all showers have waffle makers in them

 

[JohnnyU]

Not all showers have waffle makers in them

That would be a shock....literally.

 

[Phil Elliott]

If Fedex bought UPS would it be called FedUp?

 

[Bob Loblaw]

If Fedex bought UPS would it be called FedUp?

Maybe UPSex

 

[Chemical X]

Does Switzerland’s national team always play at a neutral site?

 

[eighsse2]

If "once you pop you can't stop" why do Pringles come with a resealable lid?

 

[Zow]

Does "avoid it like the plague" now mean "kind of take it seriously but definitely get in political fights about it"?

 

[eighsse2]

Does "avoid it like the plague" now mean "kind of take it seriously but definitely get in political fights about it"?

Or is it even completely sarcastic now. "Oh, yeah, avoid that like the plague! Psh!"

 

[Kanil]

Why do we call it taking a dump instead of leaving a dump?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

"Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?"

 

[eighsse2]

If the universe is actually deterministic, if all the laws of physics were instantly reversed, would all matter effectively go back in time? Like even a shattered glass just jump back onto the table and fuse back together?

 

[Chemical X]

If the universe is actually deterministic, if all the laws of physics were instantly reversed, would all matter effectively go back in time? Like even a shattered glass just jump back onto the table and fuse back together?

It’s because Physical reality is consistent with universal laws. Where the laws do not operate, there is no reality.

 

[Runkle]

Why do we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?
(That one seemed better as a kid. Baking is a type of cooking, they're not like, disjunct things. Still fun though.)

well. we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway. maybe this was part of washington’s “weights and measures” plan?

actual answer:

Spoiler

Parkways are called parkways because they're usually tree lined and intended to look like driving through a park (for everyone living outside New Jersey, at least).

Driveways are literally the way you drive on from the street into the garage. If there's no garage, it's not a driveway. You park in the garage. If you don't have a garage, it's just a carport slab, not a driveway.

 

[GregR]

Is the difference between prostitution and pornography that one is about pumping out a large volume of satisfied customers, while the other is about pumping a large volume out of satisfied customers?

 

[GregR]

We should be more impressed by the fact that toilets don't require power to flush.

 

[GregR]

If you think about it, the human lifespan is only 3 days. But water can extend it.