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Wonder what a Hostess Cupcake would taste like sandwhiched between two Oatmeal Creme Pies.
Jesus, what is your cholestorol level? 589???
:lmao: Who cares.. he is LIVING THE DREAM!!!! :thumbup: :popcorn:
yeah, but he's gonna be Jabba The Shuke in 4 years if he keeps this up. I don't want my good buddy getting so fat that he becomes a regular on the Maury Povich show via satllite feed from his bed.
:jumboshuke: I just puts this wash cloth on the end of this here bent stick, lifts my folds, and sweet lord almighty its all good. :jumboshuke:
 
Wonder what a Hostess Cupcake would taste like sandwhiched between two Oatmeal Creme Pies.
Jesus, what is your cholestorol level? 589???
It's not like I eat like that all day every day. Yesterday's food intake:Breakfast:BananaFruit and grain bar3 cups coffeeLunch:Turkey and light mayo on wheatPretzelsAppleDiet Lipton TeaTriple decker Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pie sandwhichDinner:Grilled salmonGrilled squashWild riceWaterLate night snack:Bomb Pop
 
Wonder what a Hostess Cupcake would taste like sandwhiched between two Oatmeal Creme Pies.
Jesus, what is your cholestorol level? 589???
:shrug: Who cares.. he is LIVING THE DREAM!!!! :shrug: :fishing:
yeah, but he's gonna be Jabba The Shuke in 4 years if he keeps this up. I don't want my good buddy getting so fat that he becomes a regular on the Maury Povich show via satllite feed from his bed.
whoa, who ported this message from 4 years ago to today? more mod monkey business? :shrug:
 
Wonder what a Hostess Cupcake would taste like sandwhiched between two Oatmeal Creme Pies.
Jesus, what is your cholestorol level? 589???
:lmao: Who cares.. he is LIVING THE DREAM!!!! :shrug: :fishing:
yeah, but he's gonna be Jabba The Shuke in 4 years if he keeps this up. I don't want my good buddy getting so fat that he becomes a regular on the Maury Povich show via satllite feed from his bed.
whoa, who ported this message from 4 years ago to today? more mod monkey business? :shrug:
:lmao: :shrug: :lmao:
 
Yesterday's food intake:Breakfast:BananaFruit and grain bar3 cups coffeeLunch:Turkey and light mayo on wheatPretzelsAppleDiet Lipton TeaTriple decker Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pie sandwhichDinner:Grilled salmonGrilled squashWild riceWaterLate night snack:Bomb Pop
Glad I got in on the ground floor of this post. Best subscription ever.
 
shuke said:
06/20/07 part 2I'm thinking about stacking 3 Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies on each other, kind of like an Oatmeal Creme Pie between 2 Oatmeal Creme Pies, and eating them like that.
Nutrition Facts Serving Size 1 cookie (38.0 g) Amount Per Serving Calories 170 Calories from Fat 63 .........................................% Daily Value* Total Fat 7.0g............................11% Saturated Fat 1.5g.......................8% Sodium 190mg............................8% Total Carbohydrates 26.0g...........9% Dietary Fiber 0.5g........................2% Sugars 14.0g Protein 1.0g * Based on a 2000 calorie diet That is just one. :bag:
Could you give me the percentages based on a typical 6400 calorie diet? Thanks.
:lmao: Hillarious
 
Yesterday's food intake:

Breakfast:

Banana

Fruit and grain bar

3 cups coffee

Lunch:

Turkey and light mayo on wheat

Pretzels

Apple

Diet Lipton Tea

Triple decker Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pie sandwhich

Dinner:

Grilled salmon

Grilled squash

Wild rice

Water

Late night snack:

Bomb Pop
Glad I got in on the ground floor of this post. Best subscription ever.
HIGHLIGHTED HILARITY :bag:
 
Yesterday's food intake:Breakfast:BananaFruit and grain bar3 cups coffeeLunch:Turkey and light mayo on wheatPretzelsAppleDiet Lipton TeaTriple decker Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pie sandwhichDinner:Grilled salmonGrilled squashWild riceWaterLate night snack:Bomb Pop
:rolleyes:
 
My wife brought home this little slice of heaven today:

Two soft, thick, chocolate-filled chocolate chip cookies made into a sammich with an obscenely thick layer of cannoli filling in between. Then a little chocolate drizzled on top.

In your face, shuke's cholesterol!

 
Mmmm

For my cousin's wedding my aunt made all the desserts. True italian wedding, had cannolis like crazy. Anyway, there was a huge plastic bucket in the fridge the next day--leftover cannoli filling. We were smearing it an inch thick on chunky chocolate chip cookies for breakfast. Unbelievable.

 
MmmmFor my cousin's wedding my aunt made all the desserts. True italian wedding, had cannolis like crazy. Anyway, there was a huge plastic bucket in the fridge the next day--leftover cannoli filling. We were smearing it an inch thick on chunky chocolate chip cookies for breakfast. Unbelievable.
:drool: I LOVE cannoli and chocolate chip cookies. And did I mention I'm on a diet! :yes:
 

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