Single Topping Conundrum (1 Viewer)

[Soulfly3]

You have yourself a delicious hamburger on a perfect bun.

You're allowed ONE SINGLE TOPPING on that burger - What would it be?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Cheese

 

[DSP]

Pickled banana peppers

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Jessica Alba.

 

[Soulfly3]

Jessica Alba.

burgers not tacos

 

[Ilov80s]

Why is this a conundrum? It's obviously cheese and it begs the obvious question, when would you ever be limited in the toppings on a burger?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Jessica Alba.

burgers not tacos

Furburger down?

 

[Christo]

Cheese

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Why is this a conundrum? It's obviously cheese and it begs the obvious question, when would you ever be limited in the toppings on a burger?

All toppings and condiments cost a nickel each, and you only have 7 cents.

 

[DSP]

Cheese

He said hamburger. This would make it a completely different food item. Not sure if the judges will allow this

Soulfly we need a ruling

 

[danielmclark]

Sweet pickle relish. Which, coincidentally, is the only thing I put on a burger anyway. What goes in the burger is far more important.

 

[Ookie Pringle]

Cheese

He said hamburger. This would make it a completely different food item. Not sure if the judges will allow this

Soulfly we need a ruling

Huh? He said topping. Cheese sits on top on a hamburger.

 

[Christo]

Cheese

He said hamburger. This would make it a completely different food item. Not sure if the judges will allow this

Soulfly we need a ruling

The fact that topping a hamburger with cheese turns it into a cheeseburger doesn't change the fact that a cheeseburger is a hamburger topped with cheese.

 

[DSP]

Cheese

He said hamburger. This would make it a completely different food item. Not sure if the judges will allow thisSoulfly we need a ruling

Huh? He said topping. Cheese sits on top on a hamburger.

Id argue it changes the dynamic of the burger enough to be considered more than a topping

 

[Soulfly3]

RULING: Cheese will be allowed.

 

[Ookie Pringle]

Cheese

He said hamburger. This would make it a completely different food item. Not sure if the judges will allow thisSoulfly we need a ruling

Huh? He said topping. Cheese sits on top on a hamburger.

Id argue it changes the dynamic of the burger enough to be considered more than a topping

Well....we all know you aren't very bright.

 

[Christo]

Cheese

He said hamburger. This would make it a completely different food item. Not sure if the judges will allow thisSoulfly we need a ruling

Huh? He said topping. Cheese sits on top on a hamburger.

Id argue it changes the dynamic of the burger enough to be considered more than a topping

You'd be wrong.

 

[Tchula]

Hot Mustard

 

[DSP]

Cheese

He said hamburger. This would make it a completely different food item. Not sure if the judges will allow thisSoulfly we need a ruling

Huh? He said topping. Cheese sits on top on a hamburger.

Id argue it changes the dynamic of the burger enough to be considered more than a topping

Well....we all know you aren't very bright.

I dont care for your disrespect of cheese

 

[Wyld Stallyns]

I'll probably be in the minority here, but a nice stack of cold, crisp lettuce is an absolute must on a hamburger. The contrast in textures between the burger, the bun and the lettuce creates the quickest route to burger-respectability.

 

[Soulfly3]

17 responses, noone has said bacon.

Im shocked.

 

[DSP]

Cheese

He said hamburger. This would make it a completely different food item. Not sure if the judges will allow thisSoulfly we need a ruling

Huh? He said topping. Cheese sits on top on a hamburger.

Id argue it changes the dynamic of the burger enough to be considered more than a topping

You'd be wrong.

So if you put ketchup on a burger it becomes a ketchup burger? Lettuceburger? Pickleburger?If its important enough to change the name of the food it is not a lowely topping

That is why it is a cheeseburger and not a hamburger with cheese

 

[Ookie Pringle]

Cheese

He said hamburger. This would make it a completely different food item. Not sure if the judges will allow thisSoulfly we need a ruling

Huh? He said topping. Cheese sits on top on a hamburger.

Id argue it changes the dynamic of the burger enough to be considered more than a topping

Well....we all know you aren't very bright.

I dont care for your disrespect of cheese

Good....several of us are giving cheese the recognition it deserves. It's a great topping for burgers!

 

[Politician Spock]

The works

 

[SoBeDad]

Dry well-done hamburgers can use some muenster or other cheese. Juicy hamburgers go well with a slice of onion.

 

[DSP]

Cheese

He said hamburger. This would make it a completely different food item. Not sure if the judges will allow thisSoulfly we need a ruling

Huh? He said topping. Cheese sits on top on a hamburger.

Id argue it changes the dynamic of the burger enough to be considered more than a topping

Well....we all know you aren't very bright.

I dont care for your disrespect of cheese

Good....several of us are giving cheese the recognition it deserves. It's a great topping for burgers!

Its more than a topping. Its a companion and equal to the burger

 

[pollardsvision]

green chile

 

[Christo]

Cheese

He said hamburger. This would make it a completely different food item. Not sure if the judges will allow thisSoulfly we need a ruling

Huh? He said topping. Cheese sits on top on a hamburger.

Id argue it changes the dynamic of the burger enough to be considered more than a topping

You'd be wrong.

So if you put ketchup on a burger it becomes a ketchup burger? Lettuceburger? Pickleburger?

You really want to go this route?

 

[DSP]

Cheese

He said hamburger. This would make it a completely different food item. Not sure if the judges will allow thisSoulfly we need a ruling

Huh? He said topping. Cheese sits on top on a hamburger.

Id argue it changes the dynamic of the burger enough to be considered more than a topping

You'd be wrong.

So if you put ketchup on a burger it becomes a ketchup burger? Lettuceburger? Pickleburger?

You really want to go this route?

Damn straight I do

 

[Ookie Pringle]

Cheese

He said hamburger. This would make it a completely different food item. Not sure if the judges will allow thisSoulfly we need a ruling

Huh? He said topping. Cheese sits on top on a hamburger.

Id argue it changes the dynamic of the burger enough to be considered more than a topping

You'd be wrong.

So if you put ketchup on a burger it becomes a ketchup burger? Lettuceburger? Pickleburger?

You really want to go this route?

My bet is that he does.

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Sauteed Mushrooms or Grilled Onions

 

[Ookie Pringle]

Cheese

He said hamburger. This would make it a completely different food item. Not sure if the judges will allow thisSoulfly we need a ruling

Huh? He said topping. Cheese sits on top on a hamburger.

Id argue it changes the dynamic of the burger enough to be considered more than a topping

Well....we all know you aren't very bright.

I dont care for your disrespect of cheese

Good....several of us are giving cheese the recognition it deserves. It's a great topping for burgers!

Its more than a topping. Its a companion and equal to the burger

Have another beer

 

[DSP]

Cheese

He said hamburger. This would make it a completely different food item. Not sure if the judges will allow thisSoulfly we need a ruling

Huh? He said topping. Cheese sits on top on a hamburger.

Id argue it changes the dynamic of the burger enough to be considered more than a topping

Well....we all know you aren't very bright.

I dont care for your disrespect of cheese

Good....several of us are giving cheese the recognition it deserves. It's a great topping for burgers!

Its more than a topping. Its a companion and equal to the burger

Have another beer

I start drinking in 2 hours at practice. You guys might not see me the rest of the night

 

[danielmclark]

17 responses, noone has said bacon.

Im shocked.

That's because bacon belongs diced and mixed in the burger itself, not sitting atop in strips.

 

[Ookie Pringle]

Cheese

He said hamburger. This would make it a completely different food item. Not sure if the judges will allow thisSoulfly we need a ruling

Huh? He said topping. Cheese sits on top on a hamburger.

Id argue it changes the dynamic of the burger enough to be considered more than a topping

Well....we all know you aren't very bright.

I dont care for your disrespect of cheese

Good....several of us are giving cheese the recognition it deserves. It's a great topping for burgers!

Its more than a topping. Its a companion and equal to the burger

Have another beer

I start drinking in 2 hours at practice. You guys might not see me the rest of the night

Let's hope so.

 

[DSP]

You will miss me

 

[matuski]

Bacon.

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Thin coating of mayo. Let me know if I'm allowed some fresh cracked pepper.

 

[flysack]

Scallops.

 

[Soulfly3]

Thin coating of mayo. Let me know if I'm allowed some fresh cracked pepper.

permission granted.

I actually really love my burger with a coarse black pepper crust on it

 

[Raider Nation]

Ketchup for sure if I only get one choice.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Ketchup for sure if I only get one choice.

+1... As much as I want to say cheese, I need the catsup on the burger.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Cheese

He said hamburger. This would make it a completely different food item. Not sure if the judges will allow thisSoulfly we need a ruling

Huh? He said topping. Cheese sits on top on a hamburger.

Id argue it changes the dynamic of the burger enough to be considered more than a topping

You'd be wrong.

So if you put ketchup on a burger it becomes a ketchup burger? Lettuceburger? Pickleburger?

You really want to go this route?

What's not to understand, putting cheese on a burger turns it from cow to pig

 

[Prinefan]

Ketchup for sure if I only get one choice.

+1... As much as I want to say cheese, I need the catsup on the burger.

Can't believe it went this far into the thread for ketchup. Absolutely sacrilegious.

 

[Soulfly3]

I started this thread and actually dont even know what to respond.

a thick and firm slice of a beefsteak tomato is so money...

 

[Ookie Pringle]

Cheese

He said hamburger. This would make it a completely different food item. Not sure if the judges will allow thisSoulfly we need a ruling

Huh? He said topping. Cheese sits on top on a hamburger.

Id argue it changes the dynamic of the burger enough to be considered more than a topping

You'd be wrong.

So if you put ketchup on a burger it becomes a ketchup burger? Lettuceburger? Pickleburger?

You really want to go this route?

What's not to understand, putting cheese on a burger turns it from cow to pig

How? Cheese comes from dairy which is produced by a cow. Bacon comes from a pig and it a great topping for a burger.

 

[McGarnicle]

Oxycodone

 

[MAC_32]

Ketchup for sure if I only get one choice.

+1... As much as I want to say cheese, I need the catsup on the burger.

Can't believe it went this far into the thread for ketchup. Absolutely sacrilegious.

haven't eaten ketchup in years, didn't realize it til I read this. Guess I don't miss it.Pickled tomatoes for me.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Cheese

He said hamburger. This would make it a completely different food item. Not sure if the judges will allow thisSoulfly we need a ruling

Huh? He said topping. Cheese sits on top on a hamburger.

Id argue it changes the dynamic of the burger enough to be considered more than a topping

You'd be wrong.

So if you put ketchup on a burger it becomes a ketchup burger? Lettuceburger? Pickleburger?

You really want to go this route?

What's not to understand, putting cheese on a burger turns it from cow to pig

How? Cheese comes from dairy which is produced by a cow. Bacon comes from a pig and it a great topping for a burger.

Dude, I was being completely sarcastic... Obviously cheese counts as a topping.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Ketchup for sure if I only get one choice.

+1... As much as I want to say cheese, I need the catsup on the burger.

Can't believe it went this far into the thread for ketchup. Absolutely sacrilegious.

haven't eaten ketchup in years, didn't realize it til I read this. Guess I don't miss it.Pickled tomatoes for me.

With french fries?