Single Topping Conundrum (1 Viewer)

[Don Quixote]

green chile

This is correct.

 

[xulf]

A second burger...which has all the topping I desire.

 

[Jayrod]

I go ketchup only still anyway.

 

[jfranco77]

Cheese > ketchup

Probably a nice sharp cheddar.

 

[DSP]

completely OT: but have any of you tried peanut butter and mayo on your burger?

it's ####### delicious

Does the mayo have to be refrigerated?

 

[VA703]

another burger

 

[Soulfly3]

completely OT: but have any of you tried peanut butter and mayo on your burger?

it's ####### delicious

Does the mayo have to be refrigerated?

the moment after it's been opened for the first time. yes.

I dont want aids.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Hard shell taco.

 

[Mr. Ected]

Point of order. We need a clarification on "single." Many, like me, have chosen cheese. I've now seen onions. It occurred to me you can prepare onions several ways. E.g. raw, sauteed, caramelized, baked, grilled. And there are many types of onions. Similarly, cheese is also a pretty broad answer. So, are "cheese" and "onion" a single topping or must we choose just one type?

1) Caramelized Onions.

1a) Guacamole

 

[Soulfly3]

Hard shell taco.

totally OT, but crushed up nacho cheese doritos would be my single condiment on a turkey breast sandwich

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Order of preference:

BBQ sauce

Caramelized onions

Mustard (preferably horseradish or Dijon)

Pickles

Cheese (not American)

Lettuce

Raw onion

Thinnest possible scrape-the-knife-across-the-bread layer of mayo

Boogers

Ketchup

American cheese

 

[Ilov80s]

Why is this a conundrum? It's obviously cheese and it begs the obvious question, when would you ever be limited in the toppings on a burger?

All toppings and condiments cost a nickel each, and you only have 7 cents.

Which FBG doesn't have a couple grand in walking around money? This place doesn't take hundreds?

 

[Fantasy_Freak]

Spinoff, you can only have one condiment for the rest of your life, what is it?

I'm going hot sauce

Is Ranch dressing a condiment?

No, it's a travesty.

Incorrect.

What else can Ranch go with besides salad, French fries, & chicken?

And pizza crust.

They are four of my favorite foods, so I do eat a lot of ranch. I guess I never considered what else it would or wouldn't go with, because I eat a lot of chicken, salad, french fries, and pizza.

Leftover pizza. I stopped by a buddy's house one day took his leftover pizza (thick crust) from the fridge cutinto smaller pieces and dipped it in Ranch, pretty good.

 

[sbonomo]

17 responses, noone has said bacon.

Im shocked.

A burger is about the only thing i don't think bacon makes better....I would take either cheese or mustard.

 

[Fennis]

a bun

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Cheese > ketchup

Probably a nice sharp cheddar.

i had a chedder-jack burger that was pretty good.

 

[Yankee23Fan]

Cheese

He said hamburger. This would make it a completely different food item. Not sure if the judges will allow thisSoulfly we need a ruling

The fact that topping a hamburger with cheese turns it into a cheeseburger doesn't change the fact that a cheeseburger is a hamburger topped with cheese.

That might just be the single greatest lawyer statement ever made here.

 

[TLEF316]

Cheese is the correct answer.

Ketchup or BBQ sauce (or hamburger relish, the red kind) is important, but if the burger is cooked correctly and super juicy, I can get by without any sort of sauce. But I need cheese. American, cheddar, swiss, pepper jack and several others are all satisfactory.

Not a big veggie guy, but I'll throw some lettuce and pickles on there. Don't like tomatoes or onions but I'll deal with them.

Mayo or mustard on a burger is gross IMO.

 

[Ilov80s]

Ranch is the Walmart of condiments. You guys aren't putting that on a burger are you?

 

[Christo]

Cheese

He said hamburger. This would make it a completely different food item. Not sure if the judges will allow thisSoulfly we need a ruling

The fact that topping a hamburger with cheese turns it into a cheeseburger doesn't change the fact that a cheeseburger is a hamburger topped with cheese.

That might just be the single greatest lawyer statement ever made here.

 

[Don Quixote]

People saying that cheese is not a topping are the same 6% who voted "no" here, right? http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=581130&page=1

 

[ummich10]

Just finished some delicious vegan sliders, made from quinoa, black beans, and corn. Since cheese is a given, my single topping of choice was plain yellow mustard (Heinz to be exact). My half pound of tater tots, however, got the Heinz ketchup.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Ranch is the Walmart of condiments. You guys aren't putting that on a burger are you?

There was a second question contained within this thread: If you could only have one condiment fot the rest of your life, what would it be? Ranch was the answer to that.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Cheese is the correct answer.

Ketchup or BBQ sauce (or hamburger relish, the red kind) is important, but if the burger is cooked correctly and super juicy, I can get by without any sort of sauce. But I need cheese. American, cheddar, swiss, pepper jack and several others are all satisfactory.

Not a big veggie guy, but I'll throw some lettuce and pickles on there. Don't like tomatoes or onions but I'll deal with them.

Mayo or mustard on a burger is gross IMO.

Thanks for the full run-down.

 

[TLEF316]

Cheese is the correct answer.

Ketchup or BBQ sauce (or hamburger relish, the red kind) is important, but if the burger is cooked correctly and super juicy, I can get by without any sort of sauce. But I need cheese. American, cheddar, swiss, pepper jack and several others are all satisfactory.

Not a big veggie guy, but I'll throw some lettuce and pickles on there. Don't like tomatoes or onions but I'll deal with them.

Mayo or mustard on a burger is gross IMO.

Thanks for the full run-down.

Burgers are one of my favorite subjects

 

[The Swanman]

No love for 1000 island dressing on the burger?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Sautéed onions with sea salt

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Why is this a conundrum? It's obviously cheese and it begs the obvious question, when would you ever be limited in the toppings on a burger?

All toppings and condiments cost a nickel each, and you only have 7 cents.

Which FBG doesn't have a couple grand in walking around money? This place doesn't take hundreds?

You clearly have your Amex Black card, but it's a cash-only eatablishment.

 

[Ilov80s]

Why is this a conundrum? It's obviously cheese and it begs the obvious question, when would you ever be limited in the toppings on a burger?

All toppings and condiments cost a nickel each, and you only have 7 cents.

Which FBG doesn't have a couple grand in walking around money? This place doesn't take hundreds?

You clearly have your Amex Black card, but it's a cash-only eatablishment.

And he won't accept a 24 month old Maurice Lacroix for a few extra toppings? I mean, I am going to get a new watch anyway, might as well trade this old one for some gruyere, onions, dijon and a fried egg.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Why is this a conundrum? It's obviously cheese and it begs the obvious question, when would you ever be limited in the toppings on a burger?

All toppings and condiments cost a nickel each, and you only have 7 cents.

Which FBG doesn't have a couple grand in walking around money? This place doesn't take hundreds?

You clearly have your Amex Black card, but it's a cash-only eatablishment.

And he won't accept a 24 month old Maurice Lacroix for a few extra toppings? I mean, I am going to get a new watch anyway, might as well trade this old one for some gruyere, onions, dijon and a fried egg.

He can't tell time. Sorry.

 

[Ilov80s]

Why is this a conundrum? It's obviously cheese and it begs the obvious question, when would you ever be limited in the toppings on a burger?

All toppings and condiments cost a nickel each, and you only have 7 cents.

Which FBG doesn't have a couple grand in walking around money? This place doesn't take hundreds?

You clearly have your Amex Black card, but it's a cash-only eatablishment.

And he won't accept a 24 month old Maurice Lacroix for a few extra toppings? I mean, I am going to get a new watch anyway, might as well trade this old one for some gruyere, onions, dijon and a fried egg.

He can't tell time. Sorry.

Nor can I, that's what the watch is for.

 

[MAC_32]

No love for 1000 island dressing on the burger?

as a stand alone topping? No.

 

[jfranco77]

Cheese > ketchup

Probably a nice sharp cheddar.

i had a chedder-jack burger that was pretty good.

I enjoy a good pepper jack burger. It's a surprisingly good cheese for topping burgers.

 

[Bourbon Cowboy]

a fried egg