So I started my prepping last night - considering multiple models show 24+ inches in my area. I found the shovels, called a neighbor with a skid loader to find out how much it would be to clear my driveway ($150?!?!?!Juan

), and lugged my generator up my back yard hill from my shed to my back deck. That last one was a huge pain in the butt, as this thing is heavy as you know what, especially when it has a full tank of fuel. I finally got it up on the deck and placed it where I wanted it. I knew after doing all this, all I'd really accomplished is guaranteeing that we won't lose power at all during this event.
I then wanted to be sure it didn't have any issues, so I attempted to start it up. Turned the key, pulled the choke, opened the fuel line, and gave it a pull on the pull start. Normally she starts right up. Nothing. Tried again, still nothing. 50 more pulls with the choke in different positions - nothing. I pulled the spark plug, and confirmed it was firing when pulling on the pull start. Shocked myself

. Gave up on it thinking I had flooded it. Tried again this morning, and on the third pull, the rope of the pull start snapped. I've now guaranteed that the entire electrical grid of the mid Atlantic will be down by 8 PM Friday. Sorry guys.