Someone Calls Your Wife An #######--What's Your Move? (1 Viewer)

[chet]

This happened to my friend in Orlando last week. He pulled into a spot and his wife opened her door to exit. Apparently there was a car trying to park in the spot beside and he couldn't pull in because of her door. The other driver laid on his horn and called my friend's wife an #######.

Your move.

 

[belljr]

Well is she? - Dalton

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Say "Try living with her!"

 

[Bucky86]

Florida? Shoot them?

 

[chet]

Well is she?

No. She's very nice.

 

[mr roboto]

You get in the guy's face like a baseball manager and whisper to him 'Look, I know she's a #####. But you gotta understand I gotta get in your grill like this. Please act scared like I'm really intimidating.'

 

[chet]

You get in the guy's face like a baseball manager and whisper to him 'Look, I know she's a #####. But you gotta understand I gotta get in your grill like this. Please act scared like I'm really intimidating.'

 

[dickey moe]

Who calls a woman "#######" instead of "#####?"

 

[belljr]

Honestly I could go from not saying anything to full scale attack pending on the situation

 

[jon_mx]

My guess is you flip him off and proceed to go in while ignoring any additional comments.

 

[snogger]

If it's my wife I grab a box of and watch the show as he is about to learn what happens when you speak out your #ss

 

[chet]

Who calls a woman "#######" instead of "#####?"

I don't know if her gender was apparent when he used the term.

 

[johnnycakes]

This happened to my friend in Orlando last week. He pulled into a spot and his wife opened her door to exit. Apparently there was a car trying to park in the spot beside and he couldn't pull in because of her door. The other driver laid on his horn and called my friend's wife an #######.

Your move.

Back my car up... park on the line to take both spots... tell the guy he now has something to complain about.

 

[Henry Ford]

If we're in my car, I hop out and call him a #####. If we're in her car, I just let her handle it. She's the one with a gun.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Am I leaving my car parked in this spot? This should be the deciding factor for how this is handled.

 

[Black Box]

Pistols at dawn.

 

[Premier]

We would have to have words. I would prefer for it not to escalate since I'm a grown man and all, but somebody just isn't going to talk to my wife like that either.

 

[belljr]

Hey bud what's your problem

 

[Ned]

Say "Try living with her!"

 

[NutterButter]

Probable just laugh at the guy. People when they're mad hate when you do that. I think they expect a response that is commensurate with their mood.

 

[Guest]

"Hey **** mitten, where's the fire?"

I honestly don't know if that works there, I just like saying "**** mitten".

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Hey bud what's your problem

And in case he just gives her the finger: "Aloha, Mr. Hand."

 

[rascal]

This happened to my friend in Orlando last week. He pulled into a spot and his wife opened her door to exit. Apparently there was a car trying to park in the spot beside and he couldn't pull in because of her door. The other driver laid on his horn and called my friend's wife an #######.

Your move.

Not sure what ####### is

 

[jomar]

follow the guy home and call his wife a ####

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Sleep with his wife?

 

[jon_mx]

This happened to my friend in Orlando last week. He pulled into a spot and his wife opened her door to exit. Apparently there was a car trying to park in the spot beside and he couldn't pull in because of her door. The other driver laid on his horn and called my friend's wife an #######.

Your move.

Not sure what ####### is

I assume it rhymes with rash ole.

 

[Al O'Pecia]

Who calls a woman "#######" instead of "#####?"

I don't know if her gender was apparent when he used the term.

Mental Note: Chet's wife looks like she could be a dude.

 

[eoMMan]

Acehole? Is that the blurred word?

 

[FigJam]

Give it a minute, then ask him if mace really burns like I've heard...

 

[Cjw_55106]

Who calls a woman "#######" instead of "#####?"

I don't know if her gender was apparent when he used the term.

Mental Note: Chet's wife looks like she could be a dude.

Um...Chet was asking "for a friend".

 

[shadyridr]

We would have to have words. I would prefer for it not to escalate since I'm a grown man and all, but somebody just isn't going to talk to my wife like that either.

this

 

[Zow]

Yeah my wife could handle this on her own and would. Frankly, I'd probably be trying to diffuse the situation.

 

[[icon]]

Well, an guy made a comment of that nature about my girl on the streets of new orleans earlier this year and it took two buddies to restrain me from pounding the guy into a pulp... but I was drunk and likely reacting in a belligerent manner.

Sober and rational? I'd prob drop a "#### you, buddy" or even simply an "eat #### / move along-type" look as I got out of the car. Nothing blatantly prompting things escalating.

 

[Ignoramus]

BFD. I call her much worse on a daily basis. She's not some thin-skinned #####-##### little ####### ####.

 

[Dentist]

nothing, sticks and stones will break my bones logic

do people really still get up in arms about this kind of stuff?

 

[eoMMan]

nothing, sticks and stones will break my bones logic

do people really still get up in arms about this kind of stuff?

This.

People need to chill. The wife was a dickmitten and so was the other guy.

 

[wadegarrett]

Take a #### on his windshield.

 

[RUSF18]

Who calls a woman "#######" instead of "#####?"

I don't know if her gender was apparent when he used the term.

So he didn't really call his wife an #######. He called the person who was doing something he took as rude an #######. As long as he laid off once she got out of the car, there's really no need to start something.

 

[Al O'Pecia]

Well, an guy made a comment of that nature about my girl on the streets of new orleans earlier this year and it took two buddies to restrain me from pounding the guy into a pulp... but I was drunk and likely reacting in a belligerent manner.

The ol' "hold me back" routine when you really don't want to fight but you still want to look tough.

 

[Bucky86]

Well, an guy made a comment of that nature about my girl on the streets of new orleans earlier this year and it took two buddies to restrain me from pounding the guy into a pulp... but I was drunk and likely reacting in a belligerent manner.

The ol' "hold me back" routine when you really don't want to fight but you still want to look tough.

Do you even lift, brah?

 

[[icon]]

Well, an guy made a comment of that nature about my girl on the streets of new orleans earlier this year and it took two buddies to restrain me from pounding the guy into a pulp... but I was drunk and likely reacting in a belligerent manner.

The ol' "hold me back" routine when you really don't want to fight but you still want to look tough.

Sadly I wish it was the case... I was feeling no pain (had been drinking since boarding the City of New Orleans train at 7am that morning). I was in full on belligerent drunk mode. Guy made some crude comments but I overreacted bigtime.

Anyways.. moral of the story is this sorta small-potatoes crap isn't worth going to jail over.

 

[Zow]

nothing, sticks and stones will break my bones logic

do people really still get up in arms about this kind of stuff?

Yep. And to a decent extent they keep me employed.

 

[E-Z Glider]

Several years ago, my GB's brother got into a road-rage incident on the highway. He motioned for the guy to pull-over and the guy did. He jumped out of his car and the guy had a billy-club. Guy proceeded to beat him down and continued pounding him until he was unconscious, then left him for dead. Both of his wrists were broken and he ended up in the hospital for 2 weeks.

So, probably not much of anything.

 

[IvanKaramazov]

nothing, sticks and stones will break my bones logic

do people really still get up in arms about this kind of stuff?

Same here. The guy who honked and swore at her (over something trivial) is either an idiot who's not worth my time or he just popped a fuse and is already feeling a little embarrassed. Either way, I see no reason to engage.

 

[Sand]

Who calls a woman "#######" instead of "#####?"

I don't know if her gender was apparent when he used the term.

Mental Note: Chet's wife looks like she could be a dude.

Um...Chet was asking "for a friend".

Huh - so that's what happened to Pat.

 

[eoMMan]

Several years ago, my GB's brother got into a road-rage incident on the highway. He motioned for the guy to pull-over and the guy did. He jumped out of his car and the guy had a billy-club. Guy proceeded to beat him down and continued pounding him until he was unconscious, then left him for dead. Both of his wrists were broken and he ended up in the hospital for 2 weeks.

So, probably not much of anything.

Yup, and here in FL, you never know who's packing.

It's just not worth it.

 

[NCCommish]

Yeah my wife could handle this on her own and would. Frankly, I'd probably be trying to diffuse the situation.

Same. My wife can curse with the best of them and can have a short fuse. I know the guy gets the finger at a minimum.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

sleep with your wife

 

[The Ref]

Say "Try living with her!"

Lol

 

[HellToupee]

This happened to my friend in Orlando last week. He pulled into a spot and his wife opened her door to exit. Apparently there was a car trying to park in the spot beside and he couldn't pull in because of her door. The other driver laid on his horn and called my friend's wife an #######.

Your move.

Not sure what ####### is

I assume its #######