General Malaise
Footballguy
Are these REAL hookers and cocaine or is this fans only cocaine and hookers?
				
			Real. Delivered by Pablo's hippos themselves!Are these REAL hookers and cocaine or is this fans only cocaine and hookers?
Either way, in.Are these REAL hookers and cocaine or is this fans only cocaine and hookers?
No way I would hold over the weekend.DeepF******Value still holding 50000 shares worth 16.25 million, 500 April $12 calls worth 16 million, and 13.8 million in cash. $46 million total in his etrade account, started at 53k.
Edit: lost 14.8 million yesterday, made back 12.8 million today.
He peeled off like 2M last week, 9M on Tuesday, and another 14 on Wednesday. (rough figures by memory).He's taken a bunch out as well, right? Plenty for cocaine and hookers.
Out @ 320. Now I can say I was involved and won too.Cleared out my AMC for a profit so why not try the original. In @ $258
I was hoping this fell apart today because I'm tired of coverage of these crappy companies dominating the financial media.Well today was pretty dull, all things considered. I was looking for carnage.
This is a high quality top shelf 5* get off my lawn post.I was hoping this fell apart today because I'm tired of coverage of these crappy companies dominating the financial media.
You need to relax. Maybe go buy a video game disc and play that for a while, or go see a movie.I was hoping this fell apart today because I'm tired of coverage of these crappy companies dominating the financial media.
You need to relax. Maybe go buy a video game disc and play that for a while, or go see a movie.
Let's be real. You would have said "eh, sounds like something I would do".Trying to think of what my reaction would have been if you told me this time last week I’d be holding hundreds of shares of AMC over the weekend due to a rally from a website I’m too old to even bother to figure out how to visit.
Question from a newb. How do you find out this info?DeepF******Value still holding 50000 shares worth 16.25 million, 500 April $12 calls worth 16 million, and 13.8 million in cash. $46 million total in his etrade account, started at 53k.
Edit: lost 14.8 million yesterday, made back 12.8 million today.
He posts a screen shot from his etrade dailyQuestion from a newb. How do you find out this info?
Let's be real. You would have said "eh, sounds like something I would do".
You own how many shares of CYDY again?
  a truly stupid amount I could sell you some of mine. I'm pretty sure they'll be worth $2 each, but I'll let you steal some from me for half of that.so i'm a rookie schmuck, and I'm assuming I cant get in on the SFIO now b/c markets are closed.
So whats next? Wait till monday AM? Can I put in some sort of claim to auto-buy on Monday?
This will help you understand what they are saying. I am assuming all the forbidden words will be #####ed out. Once its posted I will review and try to find anymore.Trying to think of what my reaction would have been if you told me this time last week I’d be holding hundreds of shares of AMC over the weekend due to a rally from a website I’m too old to even bother to figure out how to visit.
Post of the year so far!!!This will help you understand what they are saying. I am assuming all the forbidden words will be #####ed out. Once its posted I will review and try to find anymore.
FD (stands for "f" word (no not #### the other F word) delight)
-To buy an FD is to buy a weekly option that is so ####### ###### it might just work
#######
-It means your ####### stupid and don't know what the #### you're doing
Autistic
-Use autistic to describe someone that actually does due diligence and knows what they are doing
First one is free
-A phenomena where you are so ###### and don't know what the #### your doing you somehow make money on your first trade
Ban
-When you say or ask something so ####### ###### someone has requested a mod to ban you
Diamond Hands
-It means you never sell. Your hands are literally made of diamonds
Toilet Paper Hands
-You sell at the slightest red tick because you're overleveraged and are a #####.
In Scrambles
-when somebody has made a poor decision and is regretting it
Europoors
-When the European stock markets open up and they start selling because they lack economic stimulus.
Ameririch
-When US stock markets open and they buy up what Europoors sold
YOLO
-$400 into GME weeklies is not a YOLO you dumb ####. A YOLO should be atleast 4 digits and represent 98-100% of your account
$ROPE
-what you buy when you make a poor decision
Smooth Brain
-apparently the grooves in your brain determines your intelligence. To have a smooth brain means to have no grooves which means you're ####### ######.
FOMO (fear of missing out)
-when everybody getting paid and you feel left out.
Guh
-when you account goes from $4000 to $0 in 30 seconds
DD (Due Diligence)
-It means doing your homework on a specific stock or the overall market
BTFD (Buy the ####### Dip)
-Something Warren Buffet said
Plunge Protection Team (PPT)
-When the money printer gets turned on and prevents a drill from drilling further
Tendies
-money
Mooning
-Either means a stock went up 0.05% or 600%
Drilling / Drill team 6
-Either means a stock went down -0.05% or -50%
Pleas fly again
-what you say when your stock takes a ####
"We like the stock"
-Recent meme popularized by Jim Cramer in regards to Gamestop when he tried to imitate Wallstreetbets users
Jerome Powell / Daddy
-The chairman of the Federal Reserve. Blessed us with 0% interest rates causing stocks to only go up. Literally prints money.
SEC (Securities exchange commission)
-Stock market police
Black Swan
-when your chillin and some #### pops off that makes the stock market moon or drill
Deep####ingvalue
-Autist who held GME for nearly 2 years
Buy High Sell low
-what you do as a newcomer.
No you don't need to report users who call you ######.
No you don't need to report users that say they ####ed your wife while her boyfriend watches
No you don't need to report users for saying you probably do #######s behind the wendys.
If somebody says "nobody tell him" they are not being a #### you are just so ####### ###### because your question is probably basic #### you should know before investing.
I am also in VTIQU and NGABU (the only one I'm negative in right now, -3%). I had actually flagged LEOGU but didn't jump in, I think I'll tail you on that one with half a position.Dabbled in some SPACs today. Picked up a fair amount of FUSE, which is said to be targeting a fintech company (some rumblings about MoneyLion, nothing confirmed). Good management team including Jim Ross, who founded the SPY ETF.
I also bought a few pre-unit split SPACs in the renewable energy / sustainability sector. Picked up VTIQU and NGABU, which have been mentioned in here before. The other one was LEGOU — the management team for this one honestly doesn’t seem very good, but at $10.30 there’s not much downside. Each LEGO unit also gets you a whole warrant instead of the typical 1/5 - 1/2. I’ll probably add a few more names next week. Like others in here, I’m trying to hold a bunch of these in hopes of hitting a HR somewhere.
wait - talking about fundamentals of an actual business is not allowed here DoddsThey have played this runup perfectly and paid down warrants to stave off bankruptcy. With vaccines rolling out in large numbers, they should emerge as the giant theater chain with cash on hand to buy all the others that did not get this bump. Medium term, I definitely like this stock. As much as the home movie experience is awesome these days, people like to go to the movies. And no one will support a plan in the short term to buy Milan for your TV for $40. Eff that. I want the reclining chairs and the THX sound system and crappy popcorn.
I’ve found that spactrack.net is a useful resource for this, it has a pretty exhaustive list of SPACs categorized by sector, status, trust value, etc. I really focused on the sustainability category yesterday and tried to pick some names that were pre-unit split. Obviously this isn’t a foolproof way of getting in on all the EV/renewables SPACs — still would’ve missed out on the “real estate” SPAC that just acquired an EV company — but I’m hoping to land a few good ones this way.I am also in VTIQU and NGABU (the only one I'm negative in right now, -3%). I had actually flagged LEOGU but didn't jump in, I think I'll tail you on that one with half a position.
I also added CLIM.U yesterday at $11.07 after initially resisting. Their first SPAC announced a merger with EVgo and is trading over $20 now.
We missed another this week with ALUS which announced a merger with a battery cells company today. It jumped 13.5% today and is up another 8%+ in AH. They filed back in November of 2019, so were never on my radar. I really need to go back for two years and at least scan for obvious ones like Alusa Energy Acquisition Corp to investigate further.
I was under the impression that snacking on fried chicken tenderloins made your stocks go up. Also to add, trading in your robe or undies with greasy tendie fingers would help create a moonshot.Tendies
-money
I first started hearing it this week and didn't know wtf it meant.I was under the impression that snacking on fried chicken tenderloins made your stocks go up. Also to add, trading in your robe or undies with greasy tendie fingers would help create a moonshot.
Please share for the rest of us not so "woke". Here I was all excited that eating chicken tenders was the key to success. That's cruel, man.I first started hearing it this week and didn't know wtf it meant.
woke
I've always thought that he's a lot cooler than portrayed on Shark Tank.
  Thanks.  I admit I got down to "toilet paper hands" thought "I need to wash my hands" got distracted and forgot to finish.God I want to punch that guy on the left in the face. MMs have been doing all the crap he's whining about every day for the last 100 years and he's sat on his ### and done nothing about it. Now that retail investors finally get a brief turn at the table he wants to start regulating speculation? Get out of here.
Not a fan of the "tendies" slang term. It's kinda dumb.I was under the impression that snacking on fried chicken tenderloins made your stocks go up. Also to add, trading in your robe or undies with greasy tendie fingers would help create a moonshot.
Do we have a contest for new ways to say "get off my lawn!" going on in this thread or something?Not a fan of the "tendies" slang term. It's kinda dumb.
That other guy is a grumpy old man shaking his fist at the kids and yelling at them to get off his lawn. He is so pompous in his view that these kids don't know what they're doing? Many of them know exactly what they're doing.
It's all kinda dumbNot a fan of the "tendies" slang term. It's kinda dumb.
 So they're doing one quarter better than about half the stocks we buy in this thread?GameStop has lost money 5 of the last 6 quarters![]()
There are more quarters coming up and video games run on quarters so they are pefectly positioned.GameStop has lost money 5 of the last 6 quarters![]()
There are more quarters coming up and video games run on quarters so they are pefectly positioned.
-QG