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He appears to be more of a Tex Winter fighter.  Ali didn't get hit.  Tex got hit a lot he just considered it a point of pride.
I prefer your comparison.

However, I think the name of the boxer you’re thinking of is Randall “Tex” Cobb.

(Tex Winter is the basketball coach who invented the triple post “triangle” offense Phil Jackson used when he coached the Bulls and Lakers.)

 
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God #### it.  This is why I need my meds.
The important thing is it was a better comparison.

I’d also offer up late-career Sugar Ray Leonard as a better comparison than Ali.  Leonard had several fights late in his career where he clearly got outboxed, but judges would refuse to score the fight honestly and give Leonard the decision.

 
Tex Cobb would play Tex Cobb.  He's looked the same age for about 40 years.
He would go to this restaurant that I worked at in the early 90's. He had a little celebrity to him because of "Raising Arizona". Buddy of mine asked if he preferred being called the Lone Rider of the Apocalypse or Mr. Lone Rider of the Apocalypse. He laughed, like Max Cady, at that. 

 
He would go to this restaurant that I worked at in the early 90's. He had a little celebrity to him because of "Raising Arizona". Buddy of mine asked if he preferred being called the Lone Rider of the Apocalypse or Mr. Lone Rider of the Apocalypse. He laughed, like Max Cady, at that. 
He's one of my favorite famous people.  One reason I was very upset that I said Winter instead of Cobb.

 
I'd like to point out, if this is all true I've gotten a lap dance from a presidential mistress. 

Pretty proud moment in the FDAS houseshold.
I once stood in line behind Monica Lewinski at a Subway...she didn’t even order a footlong

:kicksrock:  

 
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Karen McDougal story now out in the New Yorker.

>>Trump and McDougal began an affair, which McDougal later memorialized in an eight-page, handwritten document provided to The New Yorker by John Crawford, a friend of McDougal’s. When I showed McDougal the document, she expressed surprise that I had obtained it but confirmed that the handwriting was her own.<<
For 3 years I worked out at the same Gym as McDougal..she was probably 22-23 at the time.   Beautiful face but flat as a board.   Did not see her for awhile and next time I saw her in the gym she has a tank top on and big breasts....matched with that face and body it took her to a different level.    So she started dancing at The Landing Strip an itty bar by Metro-Airport that many travelers would go to on layovers. One of the girls who danced with her and worked out at the gym said she was a "Gold Digger" and only dated older guys with $$$$$

From there she went to Florida on spring break and won the Hawaiian Tropic bikini contest..then Playboy saw her and the rest is history. Who would have thought a little gold digger that I spotted on the bench from the PowerHouse Gym in Canton MI would end up banging the POTUS and Bruce Willis.

 
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For 3 years I worked out at the same Gym as McDougal..she was probably 22-23 at the time.   Beautiful face but flat as a board.   Did not see her for awhile and next time I saw her in the gym she has a tank top on and big breasts....matched with that face and body it took her to a different level.    So she started dancing at The Landing Strip an itty bar by Metro-Airport that many travelers would go to on layovers. One of the girls who danced with her and worked out at the gym said she was a "Gold Digger" and only dated older guys with $$$$$

From there she went to Florida on spring break and won the Hawaiian Tropic bikini contest..then Plyboy saw her and the rest is history. Who would have thought a little gold digger that I spotted on the bench from the PowerHouse Gym in Canton MI would end up banging the POTUS.
That is awesome, thank you.

 
For 3 years I worked out at the same Gym as McDougal..she was probably 22-23 at the time.   Beautiful face but flat as a board.   Did not see her for awhile and next time I saw her in the gym she has a tank top on and big breasts....matched with that face and body it took her to a different level.    So she started dancing at The Landing Strip an itty bar by Metro-Airport that many travelers would go to on layovers. One of the girls who danced with her and worked out at the gym said she was a "Gold Digger" and only dated older guys with $$$$$

From there she went to Florida on spring break and won the Hawaiian Tropic bikini contest..then Playboy saw her and the rest is history. Who would have thought a little gold digger that I spotted on the bench from the PowerHouse Gym in Canton MI would end up banging the POTUS and Bruce Willis.
This is the best episode of Paul Harvey ever.

 
For 3 years I worked out at the same Gym as McDougal..she was probably 22-23 at the time.   Beautiful face but flat as a board.   Did not see her for awhile and next time I saw her in the gym she has a tank top on and big breasts....matched with that face and body it took her to a different level.    So she started dancing at The Landing Strip an itty bar by Metro-Airport that many travelers would go to on layovers. One of the girls who danced with her and worked out at the gym said she was a "Gold Digger" and only dated older guys with $$$$$

From there she went to Florida on spring break and won the Hawaiian Tropic bikini contest..then Playboy saw her and the rest is history. Who would have thought a little gold digger that I spotted on the bench from the PowerHouse Gym in Canton MI would end up banging the POTUS and Bruce Willis.
Trump may need to borrow this for the 2020 campaign. Inspirational.

 
I think the takeaway from these scandals is the man has a horrible boob job fetish. How Karen McDougal made it into Playboy is beyond me. She's Oui material at best.
Serious question: when do you think is the last time Donald Trump saw a non-augmented breast other than barging into a changing room? Does the year start with 19?

 
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Serious question: when do you think is the last time Donald Trump saw a non-augmented breast other than barging into a changing room? Does the year start with 19?
I say recently. Just on sheer volume of hoes has to be some original parts in the mix.

 
Ok, ok, I have all kinds of complaints about The Donald but I won't give him hell about liking fake boobs.
Not just fake boobs, horrible fake boobs. Before Milania's corrective surgery it looks like she had her original implants done at the Dunlop tennis ball factory. They just cut one ball in half and slid them in there. Stormy Daniels found her implants in the discount rack at Knockers R Us.

 
Not just fake boobs, horrible fake boobs. Before Milania's corrective surgery it looks like she had her original implants done at the Dunlop tennis ball factory. They just cut one ball in half and slid them in there. Stormy Daniels found her implants in the discount rack at Knockers R Us.
Stormy I get, but let's face it she's made for video. She's a freak. - I have no idea what the complaint is with Melania or Ms. McDougal. Otoh look at what Pam Anderson did to herself. I guess fame and fortune and the desire for it explain it. Melania was a normal, pretty girl when she was younger, she looks like a totally different person now. Getting past the superficial it's all just really sad.

 
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Stormy I get, but let's face it she's made for video. She's a freak. - I have no idea what the complaint is with Melania or Ms. McDougal. Otoh look at what Pam Anderson did to herself. I guess fame and fortune and the desire for it explain it. Melania was a normal, pretty girl when she was younger, she looks like a totally different person now. Getting past the superficial it's all just really sad.
You can google Milania and see how bad those things were. As far as McDougal goes it's more of an indictment of Playboy and what it became. Someone like her should never have appeared in the magazine much less be PMOY. They lost their way trying to compete with the internet and it cost them.

 
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For 3 years I worked out at the same Gym as McDougal..she was probably 22-23 at the time.   Beautiful face but flat as a board.   Did not see her for awhile and next time I saw her in the gym she has a tank top on and big breasts....matched with that face and body it took her to a different level.    So she started dancing at The Landing Strip an itty bar by Metro-Airport that many travelers would go to on layovers. One of the girls who danced with her and worked out at the gym said she was a "Gold Digger" and only dated older guys with $$$$$

From there she went to Florida on spring break and won the Hawaiian Tropic bikini contest..then Playboy saw her and the rest is history. Who would have thought a little gold digger that I spotted on the bench from the PowerHouse Gym in Canton MI would end up banging the POTUS and Bruce Willis.
I will say..the first time I saw McDougal in the gym I just looked and said...dam..that might be the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. She was in her early 20s and working out with younger girls but even without makeup she was stunning. Then after the boob job "Katie bar the door"

 
Da Guru said:
For 3 years I worked out at the same Gym as McDougal..she was probably 22-23 at the time.   Beautiful face but flat as a board.   Did not see her for awhile and next time I saw her in the gym she has a tank top on and big breasts....matched with that face and body it took her to a different level.    So she started dancing at The Landing Strip an itty bar by Metro-Airport that many travelers would go to on layovers. One of the girls who danced with her and worked out at the gym said she was a "Gold Digger" and only dated older guys with $$$$$

From there she went to Florida on spring break and won the Hawaiian Tropic bikini contest..then Playboy saw her and the rest is history. Who would have thought a little gold digger that I spotted on the bench from the PowerHouse Gym in Canton MI would end up banging the POTUS and Bruce Willis.
Is the landing strip the place where they land the plane on the stage?

that place rocks 

 
Stormy I get, but let's face it she's made for video. She's a freak. - I have no idea what the complaint is with Melania or Ms. McDougal. Otoh look at what Pam Anderson did to herself. I guess fame and fortune and the desire for it explain it. Melania was a normal, pretty girl when she was younger, she looks like a totally different person now. Getting past the superficial it's all just really sad.
I looked through some of those pictures and one of them and the caption caught my attention.  Shows a picture of her with her Father and the caption talks about how her Father was a listed member of the League of Communists.  Maybe this was news or someone’s talked a hit it and I missed it but can you imagine if another politicians FIL had that same claim?  He really is Teflon Don with a lot of things.  

And FTR, I don’t have any issue with that - I just imagine the hypocrisy - seems like something that would have been mentioned a lot more if Michelle Obama or Laura Bush were in that spot.

 
Pia Zadora.
Urban legend but...

In one of my films they had a young bit player who was very pretty, but a terrible actress. However, she was very ambitious and decided that if she got some experience in the theater, it would help her career. Fortunately, she had a wealthy boyfriend who backed a road company of The Diary of Anne Frank just so she could play the leading role — Anne Frank.

Before the opening in Cleveland, Ohio, they had three weeks of intensive rehearsals, and every day was more and more frustrating for the director. The actress was impossible. She couldn’t remember her lines, her delivery was amateurish, and the more she rehearsed, the worse she got. The director was ready to quit the show, but she told him she was a poor rehearser. “Believe me,” she assured him, “when I face that opening-night audience, it’ll all come together.”

She invited me to the opening night, but I was not all that anxious to see her perform, and I had even less desire to be in Cleveland in February. A friend of hers and mine did go, and later he told me what I’d missed.

When the curtain went up she blew her opening lines, and her performance went downhill from then on. By the intermission the audience was totally fed up with her. Then, in the first scene in the second act, when the Nazi soldiers broken into the home, overturning furniture and shouting, “Where is she? Where’s Anne Frank?!” the whole audience yelled back, “She’s in the attic!”

 
...and who will ever forget, not a Playmate but featured in the magazine, winner of the 1989 Holy Smokes! Award(tm), America's favorite former television news reporter...Shelly Jamison!

 
Stormy Daniels...Stormy Daniels...Stormy Daniels, oh yeah- CLICK!

It was one of my favorite scenes in Trailer Trash Nurses- this hot nurse springs into action and saves a penis snake bite victim by sucking out the venom and extending his life for another scene. Stormy was inspiring and "cult porn classic" springs to mind as it is lodged within my on board porn database...

I have to beg to differ on her breasts looking like poor surgery. Unless she had more augmentations after the making of this flick that created unattractive boobage I would not be complaining one bit, or two bits.

 
Stormy Daniels...Stormy Daniels...Stormy Daniels, oh yeah- CLICK!

It was one of my favorite scenes in Trailer Trash Nurses- this hot nurse springs into action and saves a penis snake bite victim by sucking out the venom and extending his life for another scene. Stormy was inspiring and "cult porn classic" springs to mind as it is lodged within my on board porn database...

I have to beg to differ on her breasts looking like poor surgery. Unless she had more augmentations after the making of this flick that created unattractive boobage I would not be complaining one bit, or two bits.
No idea about her surgery timeline but if you Google her you can see what look like recent pics where they're misshapen. They're almost square. They're about a mile apart too.

 

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