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Stupid Baby Names (1 Viewer)

Why do i give two pounds of monkey crap what someoen names their kid?

ok the naming them after hitler thing was pretty ####### dumb

but short of that, who cares

 
Friend of my wife is expecting. Gonna call her Viviana. Please add to list of stupid names. TIA.
What's wrong with Viviana?
:rolleyes: Sucks. Dad's name is Bibiano, so they went for the jr female version. Just doesn't roll off the tougue. She'll end up with the nickname Beebee, like her dad.
Latino? Italian?
Latino
Well, hard to stick that one on the list then. If it was non-ethnic parents trying to give their kid an ethnic name (see all the stupid Irish names) then maybe.And I happen to like the name Viviana. Maybe suggest Liliana... similar but different.
 
Well, hard to stick that one on the list then. If it was non-ethnic parents trying to give their kid an ethnic name (see all the stupid Irish names) then maybe.

And I happen to like the name Viviana. Maybe suggest Liliana... similar but different.
Love that name Liliana. I am Latino (so is wife), and we named all our children Latino names. Unfortunately, my wife's best friend beat us to the name Liliana and we couldn't just copy her, could we? I love it because it can stand on it's own or be separate, Lily or Ana. But beautiful name together. :thumbup:

 
Well, hard to stick that one on the list then. If it was non-ethnic parents trying to give their kid an ethnic name (see all the stupid Irish names) then maybe.

And I happen to like the name Viviana. Maybe suggest Liliana... similar but different.
Love that name Liliana. I am Latino (so is wife), and we named all our children Latino names. Unfortunately, my wife's best friend beat us to the name Liliana and we couldn't just copy her, could we? I love it because it can stand on it's own or be separate, Lily or Ana. But beautiful name together. :thumbup:
Not to get too sidetracked... but is the dad's name Bibiano or Viviano? I've never understood the interchangeable v and b, and based on the way I've seen latinos spell things, I'm not sure they do either.
 
Well, hard to stick that one on the list then. If it was non-ethnic parents trying to give their kid an ethnic name (see all the stupid Irish names) then maybe.

And I happen to like the name Viviana. Maybe suggest Liliana... similar but different.
Love that name Liliana. I am Latino (so is wife), and we named all our children Latino names. Unfortunately, my wife's best friend beat us to the name Liliana and we couldn't just copy her, could we? I love it because it can stand on it's own or be separate, Lily or Ana. But beautiful name together. :thumbup:
Not to get too sidetracked... but is the dad's name Bibiano or Viviano? I've never understood the interchangeable v and b, and based on the way I've seen latinos spell things, I'm not sure they do either.
I've seen it mostly spelled Viviano. But this friend of ours is called Bibiano, and he gets his name from his Grandpa, but I think his lineage has roots from Italy. :shrug:
 
Spinoff of the Baby Names thread. For some reason, people giving their kids stupid names is one of my all-time pet peeves. It's like a pet elephant peeve. I can't stand it, and I don't understand why people do it. I reaize there have always been trends in naming kids, but when did the trends start including preppy or made up stupid names (I'm excluding African American names from that question)?

Slightly less annoying is coming up with some new way to spell a name. For example, I've traditionally seen it spelled Megan, Meagan, or Meghan... so my buddy and his wife combined them all and named their girl Meaghan. Nothing like a couple extra letters for effect.

So if I get enough posts, I'll keep a running list. Any of you expectant fathers, check in here from time to time. If you see a name on the list below, DO NOT GIVE IT TO YOUR CHILD.

boys

Miles
WTF is wrong with Miles?
 
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A guy at work and his wife chose the following names: Brighton for a boy and Rebecca for a girl.

Thankfully, they had a girl.

 
College friend just named their new son Maddox.

Also a friend's sister named their new daughter Paisley. :mellow:

 
Spinoff of the Baby Names thread. For some reason, people giving their kids stupid names is one of my all-time pet peeves. It's like a pet elephant peeve. I can't stand it, and I don't understand why people do it. I reaize there have always been trends in naming kids, but when did the trends start including preppy or made up stupid names (I'm excluding African American names from that question)?

Slightly less annoying is coming up with some new way to spell a name. For example, I've traditionally seen it spelled Megan, Meagan, or Meghan... so my buddy and his wife combined them all and named their girl Meaghan. Nothing like a couple extra letters for effect.

So if I get enough posts, I'll keep a running list. Any of you expectant fathers, check in here from time to time. If you see a name on the list below, DO NOT GIVE IT TO YOUR CHILD.

boys

Miles
WTF is wrong with Miles?
Too preppy.
 
Spinoff of the Baby Names thread. For some reason, people giving their kids stupid names is one of my all-time pet peeves. It's like a pet elephant peeve. I can't stand it, and I don't understand why people do it. I reaize there have always been trends in naming kids, but when did the trends start including preppy or made up stupid names (I'm excluding African American names from that question)?

Slightly less annoying is coming up with some new way to spell a name. For example, I've traditionally seen it spelled Megan, Meagan, or Meghan... so my buddy and his wife combined them all and named their girl Meaghan. Nothing like a couple extra letters for effect.

So if I get enough posts, I'll keep a running list. Any of you expectant fathers, check in here from time to time. If you see a name on the list below, DO NOT GIVE IT TO YOUR CHILD.

boys

Miles
WTF is wrong with Miles?
Too preppy.
What about Miles Davis?

 
Spinoff of the Baby Names thread. For some reason, people giving their kids stupid names is one of my all-time pet peeves. It's like a pet elephant peeve. I can't stand it, and I don't understand why people do it. I reaize there have always been trends in naming kids, but when did the trends start including preppy or made up stupid names (I'm excluding African American names from that question)?

Slightly less annoying is coming up with some new way to spell a name. For example, I've traditionally seen it spelled Megan, Meagan, or Meghan... so my buddy and his wife combined them all and named their girl Meaghan. Nothing like a couple extra letters for effect.

So if I get enough posts, I'll keep a running list. Any of you expectant fathers, check in here from time to time. If you see a name on the list below, DO NOT GIVE IT TO YOUR CHILD.

boys

Miles
WTF is wrong with Miles?
Too preppy.
What about Miles Davis?
That preppy #####? He was all- Dalton this, and plaid tie thst.
 
Turn the page. Break the chain.
Why should I? It's a traditional, but still unique name that pays tribute to the greatest man I have ever known. I still bet you have a stupid name. :angry:
 
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