Summerpalooza V -- Playoffs Over -- Eephus Is Now Two-Time Summerpalooza Champion (3 Viewers)

[Truebluey]

Last night, I dreamt that Then simey demanded that I give her specific information on each team in the Big Ten, including exactly how far each of them was from Chicago. I was doing OK until I got to places like Rutgers.

I can help with any Rutgers information in your dreams after going there for 5 years!

 

[Truebluey]

Have a great season everyone!
My apologies in advance to all the teams I steamroll.

Hope you are safe and well Rock. Thoughts going out to all our socal peeps.

(And for any teams that beat me up, just know that my wife's cousins Vinnie and Roberto make housecalls).

 

[simey]

Non-fantasy wise, and as a Panthers fan, I hope Baker Mayfield plays well, and is their answer at quarterback. I'm excited to see Christian McCaffrey back on the field again. I hope he stays healthy this year.

 

[rockaction]

Hope you are safe and well Rock. Thoughts going out to all our socal peeps.

Thanks, man. Not in the clear, but things are looking positive.

 

[Ilov80s]

Non-fantasy wise, and as a Panthers fan, I hope Baker Mayfield plays well, and is their answer at quarterback. I'm excited to see Christian McCaffrey back on the field again. I hope he stays healthy this year.

I would like to see DJ Moore score more than 4 TDs, he deserves more success and accolades. Also would be cool if Terrace Marshall can show some sign of life.

 

[simey]

I was just using the bathroom here at Strawberry Fields, and I saw this on the bathroom stall wall.

 

[Dr. Octopus]

OK until I got to places like Rutgers

You should stay away from places like that.

 

[simey]

I would like to see DJ Moore score more than 4 TDs, he deserves more success and accolades. Also would be cool if Terrace Marshall can show some sign of life.

I agree. I hope DJ has a great year. I hope Terrance has a pulse this season. I guess the offense will have a new look with the new OC.

 

[rockaction]

I saw something like "facook is a gastrointestinal marvel" on the way to the tunnel, but I just figured it was an overzealous fan.

Seriously, it's raining in New York and I'm starting Breece Hall. I'm thinking he's only going to sink one team today and I'm going with Raheem Mostert. Maybe.

 

[facook]

I saw something like "facook is a gastrointestinal marvel" on the way to the tunnel, but I just figured it was an overzealous fan.

Seriously, it's raining in New York and I'm starting Breece Hall. I'm thinking he's only going to sink one team today and I'm going with Raheem Mostert. Maybe.

I do have many knowledgeable fans.

 

[Northern Voice]

Good luck everyone!

 

[rockaction]

I went with Breece in the end. That's pretty gutsy, starting one of my two non-starting running backs. Oh wait, I didn't have a choice, did I?

 

[krista4]

Looks like our team's second-best player is its kicker. Neat.

 

[simey]

Looks like our team's second-best player is its kicker. Neat.

Two of my players got me a combined total of .80. Horrible!

My money league kicker was just carted off the field.

 

[krista4]

Looks like our team's second-best player is its kicker. Neat.

Two of my players got me a combined total of .80. Horrible!

My money league kicker was just carted off the field.

We only barely outdid you on that, with two of our players combining for 1.4 points. Plus a whopping 1 point from our defense, etc. Awful.

Sorry about your kicker. I was wondering who had him in our league but have thus far been too lazy to check.

 

[krista4]

Sorry about your kicker. I was wondering who had him in our league but have thus far been too lazy to check.

Well, that kick was impressive.

 

[The Dreaded Marco]

Good to see that I'm starting off this season just like I finished the last one

 

[rockaction]

I drafted this team and I can't even recognize the thought process that led me to accumulate such a collection of...talent?

facook and I are going to split our games this week. I'll let you all know who wins the points title for the week between us.

The other league? I actually have Justin Jefferson on the team. That's fun.

 

[krista4]

I remember my most disappointing moment in our draft being when we missed Kelce by one draft pick. And now I feel even worse about it. :shakestinyfistatEephus:

 

[facook]

I drafted this team and I can't even recognize the thought process that led me to accumulate such a collection of...talent?

facook and I are going to split our games this week. I'll let you all know who wins the points title for the week between us.

The other league? I actually have Justin Jefferson on the team. That's fun.

Spoiler alert: It's rock.

Dude, I have more points on my bench in Shiny than in my starting lineup. :vomits: My team was sunk when I drafted Kyler F Murray. Can't stand that guy.

On the flip side, Josh Allen with a first round pick doesn't seem so terrible here in Summerpalooza. After a whole 1/18th of the year.

 

[simey]

I remember my most disappointing moment in our draft being when we missed Kelce by one draft pick. And now I feel even worse about it. :shakestinyfistatEephus:

Mark Andrews will have some big games. My TE got me a goose egg.

 

[simey]

My team was sunk when I drafted Kyler F Murray. Can't stand that guy.

I have nothing against the guy, but there is something about him that bugs me. I think it is his facial expressions. He doesn't look like he is enjoying himself.

 

[simey]

It's gonna be a long season, and I reckon I probably shouldn't have dropped Jaylen Warren the other day.

 

[krista4]

It's gonna be a long season, and I reckon I probably shouldn't have dropped Jaylen Warren the other day.

Neither your team nor ours deserves a win this week. That halftime speech by @neal cassady did nothing for us!

 

[simey]

That halftime speech by @neal cassady did nothing for us!

You probably should have given it and channeled Scary Mary.

 

[Ilov80s]

Sounds like I’m the only one who had a good week…even with my ETN 2nd round pick looking grim.

 

[Neal Cassady]

It's gonna be a long season, and I reckon I probably shouldn't have dropped Jaylen Warren the other day.

Neither your team nor ours deserves a win this week. That halftime speech by @neal cassady did nothing for us!

Yeah, I went nuclear on their ***, to no avail. I knew we were in trouble when I saw DeVante Parker smoking a cigarette, and Mark Ingram drinking a beer. May be time to blow it up!

 

[Dr. Octopus]

I’m down 10 points with Javonte Williams and Albert O going tonight. Site seems to think I may barely squeak out a win by less than a point. Hopefully it’s just yahoo being yahoo and I win a little easier. Then again maybe I should sign up for their prediction now.

 

[Dr. Octopus]

Sounds like I’m the only one who had a good week…even with my ETN 2nd round pick looking grim.

I was amazed by how bad ETN looked. It looked like his first time he ever played football on a few snaps.

 

[simey]

I was amazed by how bad ETN looked. It looked like his first time he ever played football on a few snaps.

I thought the Cowboys offense looked bad with Dak in, and now Cooper Rush is going to be leading it for several weeks. My CeeDee Lamb pick is not feeling good right now.

 

[Ilov80s]

Sounds like I’m the only one who had a good week…even with my ETN 2nd round pick looking grim.

I was amazed by how bad ETN looked. It looked like his first time he ever played football on a few snaps.

I didn’t see anything except the drop and pass Lawrence airmailed that should have been a TD. For the few times he got the ball, he put up a lot of yards. And I guess he got all the 2 minute and short yardage work so there’s that. I guess we have to look at like he’s a rookie and it was game 1. But yeah it’s worrisome.

 

[Northern Voice]

My team wasn't good but my dumb bench picks sure were!

Dontrell Hilliard! Curtis Samuel! Carson Wentz! Isaiah Pacheco! Kenneth Gainwell!

My bench is currently outscoring my starting lineup

 

[Truebluey]

Sounds like I’m the only one who had a good week…even with my ETN 2nd round pick looking grim.

I'm very happy with my teams also. I might lose narrowly, but most of my picks (like CEH) came through for me. Even Jameis.

 

[Truebluey]

I’m down 10 points with Javonte Williams and Albert O going tonight. Site seems to think I may barely squeak out a win by less than a point. Hopefully it’s just yahoo being yahoo and I win a little easier. Then again maybe I should sign up for their prediction now.

I'm up 20,but feeling good. I expect to see a lot of MG3 tonight, and mostly the Denver WRs. Russ is not big with his TEs. But I for sure could lose.

 

[Ilov80s]

Sounds like I’m the only one who had a good week…even with my ETN 2nd round pick looking grim.

I'm very happy with my teams also. I might lose narrowly, but most of my picks (like CEH) came through for me. Even Jameis.

I feel like Jameis worked out better for me though.

 

[Pip's Invitation]

Uh, I think my team has a QB problem. Rock and Doc Oc, I'll be in the Jets thread soon...

 

[rockaction]

Uh, I think my team has a QB problem. Rock and Doc Oc, I'll be in the Jets thread soon...

Man, oh man. You don't know the half. Is Joe Flacco even going to be in the whole game? That's a legit problem.

 

[simey]

I'm very happy with my teams also. I might lose narrowly, but most of my picks (like CEH) came through for me. Even Jameis.

I like my money league team. My katmankoo team isn't good, but it doesn't mean the team won't win a game. We will try each and every week. We ain't no quitters.

 

[Eephus]

I need TJ Lockett to outscore Jerry Jeudy by 14.14 to take week 1. That's pretty unlikely--I doubt Lockett could outscore Judy Jheri by 14.

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

Sounds like I’m the only one who had a good week…even with my ETN 2nd round pick looking grim.

I'm losing to the team with the highest score, and it isn't you. Nyah.

 

[Pip's Invitation]

I need TJ Lockett to outscore Jerry Jeudy by 14.14 to take week 1. That's pretty unlikely--I doubt Lockett could outscore Judy Jheri by 14.

Given my QB issues (and my 3rd round pick being out for 2 months), this would be my one win of the year, so please let me have this one!

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

No mercy!

 

[simey]

That wicked Wikkid in the Sky with Mary put the dagger in before halftime. sigh

 

[Truebluey]

I need TJ Lockett to outscore Jerry Jeudy by 14.14 to take week 1. That's pretty unlikely--I doubt Lockett could outscore Judy Jheri by 14.

Yeah, after that bomb TD to Jeudy, most hope is gone

 

[Eephus]

Yeah, after that bomb TD to Jeudy, most hope is gone

Judy Judy Judy

Judy Judy Judy - Carey Grant

www.youtube.com

 

[Pip's Invitation]

My main redraft team lost by 1.04. It wins if Javonte doesn't fumble -- even if he doesn't score.

It also wins if I played Chark, M. Carter, K. Herbert or Everett at 2nd flex instead of Toney.

 

[krista4]

That wicked Wikkid in the Sky with Mary put the dagger in before halftime. sigh

You, like we, had some bad games from some good players. I don't feel confident in our team, so I'm just happy we will not be winless this year! Honestly your team looks much better than ours at the moment, so we're just lucky.

 

[Eephus]

ilov80s roll

1d5, rolled once.

Roll set 1
Die rolls: 3
Roll subtotal: 3
Roll total: 3

16.10 - Brandon McManus - PK - Denver Broncos

The dice wouldn't have played for the FG

 

[Pip's Invitation]

Saying Hackett played for the FG implies he had some sort of plan. I don’t think he had any plan at all.

 

[Dr. Octopus]

I’m down 10 points with Javonte Williams and Albert O going tonight. Site seems to think I may barely squeak out a win by less than a point. Hopefully it’s just yahoo being yahoo and I win a little easier. Then again maybe I should sign up for their prediction now.

I'm up 20,but feeling good. I expect to see a lot of MG3 tonight, and mostly the Denver WRs. Russ is not big with his TEs. But I for sure could lose.

Yeah my math skills suck and it seems like Yahoo was exactly right.