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Summerpalooza V -- Playoffs Over -- Eephus Is Now Two-Time Summerpalooza Champion (4 Viewers)

simey keeps this thread going.

Sorry your subscriber contest got wiped, simey. Week 11 is a long time to last. A bunch of people who participate in the subscriber thread over in the Shark Pool got wiped, too. Their "Turk" came for them, and they were swept away with all the other poor souls (like myself in Week 8).
I have never made it past week 12.
 
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Seattle DST

Todd Snider - Talkin' Seattle Grunge Rock Blues

Well we spread the word through the underground
That we were the hottest new thing in town
The record guy came out to see us one day
And just like always we didn't play
It knocked him out
He said he loved our work
He said he loved our work but he wasn't sure if he could sell a record
With nothing on it
I said tell 'em we're from Seattle
He advanced us two and a half million dollars


 
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Matt Ryan - QB - IND



Ryan wears number two.

Greg Dortch - WR- AZ


Dortch went undrafted, unlike this fictional soldier.

Chris Moore - WR - HOU


Moore/More
 
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Week Thirteen, folks! I think that the Top 31 has reduced our posting stamina in this thread. Nary a comment about the week's festivities.
 
It's really our inconsistent team that made me lose steam. :topcat:

I can relate. Tough to keep going and updating when you're 1-11. Not much to say, you know?

I wasn't really complaining about a lack of postings. Just explaining the new title. Posting tends to taper off this time of year until the playoffs start.
 
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Week Thirteen, folks! I think that the Top 31 has reduced our posting stamina in this thread. Nary a comment about the week's festivities.
Across my three leagues, I've lost so many games by less than 5 points this year that it shocked me that I beat landry by less than 3.
I blame Diontae Johnson. Really starting to dislike that guy.
If he catches that pass in the end zone, you win.

One of my close losses in this league came down to a Davante Adams catch being overturned.
 
Added Jamal "Don't Call Me Spiro" Agnew

Jamal and the honorable-ish former VP don't have a lot in common, but Jamal and the fully honorable myself do share a birthday. That day is not today. Anyway, here's somebody called BEATles(get it?) in a fake video called "Birthday".
How's your leg?
 
I might have the worst 4th place team in history. My WR’s are a wasteland, in a PPR that’s, ah, less then ideal.
 
Added Jamal "Don't Call Me Spiro" Agnew

Jamal and the honorable-ish former VP don't have a lot in common, but Jamal and the fully honorable myself do share a birthday. That day is not today. Anyway, here's somebody called BEATles(get it?) in a fake video called "Birthday".
How's your leg?

Improving slowly. Thanks. I'd really like to get an MRI ASAP but am still waiting for the call.

It would be nice to know that I'm just waiting for a natural heal, and don't need any further incisions...
 
Added Jamal "Don't Call Me Spiro" Agnew

Jamal and the honorable-ish former VP don't have a lot in common, but Jamal and the fully honorable myself do share a birthday. That day is not today. Anyway, here's somebody called BEATles(get it?) in a fake video called "Birthday".
How's your leg?

Improving slowly. Thanks. I'd really like to get an MRI ASAP but am still waiting for the call.

It would be nice to know that I'm just waiting for a natural heal, and don't need any further incisions...
I hope you get that MRI call this week.
 
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Added Jamal "Don't Call Me Spiro" Agnew

Jamal and the honorable-ish former VP don't have a lot in common, but Jamal and the fully honorable myself do share a birthday. That day is not today. Anyway, here's somebody called BEATles(get it?) in a fake video called "Birthday".
How's your leg?

Improving slowly. Thanks. I'd really like to get an MRI ASAP but am still waiting for the call.

It would be nice to know that I'm just waiting for a natural heal, and don't need any further incisions...
I hope you get that MRI call this week.
Well I traversed the city and got my XRays

It was a strange experience where the subject of my _____ being in the way of what they wanted to Xray, came up 😓

And pills, always nice!

It would have been great to get in for the MRI today but I'm still in limbo there, I definitely hope they'll do one and it's why I'm going all the way to the VA in the first place, they're usually cool about that.

So I'll just stay on the couch, watch sports and waste away until Monday. It's good to have been mobile and get around on my crutches without too much suffering
 
Well I traversed the city and got my XRays

It was a strange experience where the subject of my _____ being in the way of what they wanted to Xray, came up 😓

And pills, always nice!

It would have been great to get in for the MRI today but I'm still in limbo there, I definitely hope they'll do one and it's why I'm going all the way to the VA in the first place, they're usually cool about that.

So I'll just stay on the couch, watch sports and waste away until Monday. It's good to have been mobile and get around on my crutches without too much suffering
I'm glad you went to the VA, and they at least took some XRays. Did the radiographer move your ____ out of the way, so they could get the right angle? :lol: :pics: Stay on them about that MRI if you don't hear something about that soon, Ya hear? I hope you feel better, and the pills are working!
 
Okay, since I'm busy talking about Tinder and other such things in k4's top 31 countdown, I'd figure I'll move it over here and post here. It's seriously three and a half hours to kickoff and I don't really know what to do with myself. Sleep is always an option, but I'm not tired and there's no guarantee that I'll then wake up for the day's festivities. So I'll park it here and ramble.

Good luck to everybody today unless you're D in the J, in which case, I curse your guys with pox and other lethal transmissions.
 
there's no guarantee that I'll then wake up for the day's festivities.
Rock, there are these fantastic devices that have been around for a while now call “alarms”. If you set a time to wake up they will emit a loud annoying sound continuously until you turn them off, thus waking you up. Wonders of technology they are. And what’s crazier still, your phone likely has one already! 😁😉
 
Omg.

You're welcome, @Eephus , for making all the wrong WSIS decisions, and then Rachaad White catching a TD with two seconds left to bring us within...0.52 points, anyway. :lol:

I hate this game.
 
All three of my teams won for what I think is the first time this year, which tells you what kind of year it's been for me in fantasy football.

Though the team that lost by 0.14 a few weeks ago is somehow still alive despite being third-to-last in total points and all-play record.
 
Omg.

You're welcome, @Eephus , for making all the wrong WSIS decisions, and then Rachaad White catching a TD with two seconds left to bring us within...0.52 points, anyway. :lol:

I hate this game.
My team and y'alls team both needed our RBs to win last night, and our RBs play for the same team. Leonard barely got me by SICKO in the second half, and when Rachaad caught that TD I was thinking y'all did it, and then it came up .52 short. That's brutal. Rashaad's butterfingers costing y'all -2 from your score hurt. When I lost a Championship in my money league by less than a point, Matthew Stafford and DeMarco Murray cost me -2 each for a pick and a fumble. :hot:
 
I added Adam “Trouser” Trautman in a late, pointless play, not realizing they’re on bye now.

I’m not sure what our future holds, but here’s a song by fellow Traverse City Michiganders “The Accidentals

The cool thing about Michigan girls is they can be cute and twee like this and they still probably talk like Aunt Edna
 

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