Summerpalooza V -- Playoffs Over -- Eephus Is Now Two-Time Summerpalooza Champion (2 Viewers)

[Dr. Octopus]

This was the win I wanted the most. I may retire on a high note.

 

[Dr. Octopus]

Added WR Randall Cobb (boy was that a dumb idea) before Sunday's kickoff.

Blue* - The Jayhawks

*in honor of his "help" in beating Bluey.

 

[Eephus]

Reading the week 2 waiver wire articles today is like browsing Liam Neeson's action filmography: Taken, Taken 2, Taken 3.

 

[Pip's Invitation]

On my errands this afternoon I had the Yacht Rock channel on SiriusXM. Within about a minute: Michael McDonald. Followed by the full-length version of the WKRP in Cincinnati theme song (didn't know that existed) and then by Hall & Oates. Very much on brand.

 

[Pip's Invitation]

Reading the week 2 waiver wire articles today is like browsing Liam Neeson's action filmography: Taken, Taken 2, Taken 3.

They need a "16-team league" filter. Where sometimes you have to go deep into the Jets' depth chart.

 

[Eephus]

They need a "16-team league" filter.

Abandon hope all ye who enter here

 

[Dr. Octopus]

Reading the week 2 waiver wire articles today is like browsing Liam Neeson's action filmography: Taken, Taken 2, Taken 3.

They need a "16-team league" filter. Where sometimes you have to go deep into the Jets' depth chart.

Well, Neeson was also in Les Miserables.

 

[simey]

Followed by the full-length version of the WKRP in Cincinnati theme song (didn't know that existed)

I drafted it in this draft on Sept. 4th.

Samaje Perine - RB Cincinnati Bengals

WKRP in Cincinnati - Steve Carlisle

 

[Pip's Invitation]

Followed by the full-length version of the WKRP in Cincinnati theme song (didn't know that existed)

I drafted it in this draft on Sept. 4th.

Samaje Perine - RB Cincinnati Bengals

WKRP in Cincinnati - Steve Carlisle

I forgot to read that post. Usually the only posts I don’t read are Krista’s.

 

[Eephus]

It has nothing to do with music or football but you're my iFriends. I got a new tattoo yesterday of my kids' initials

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[simey]

It has nothing to do with music or football but you're my iFriends. I got a new tattoo yesterday of my kids' initials

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Cool, I like it. I see the S. Is the other initial N?

 

[simey]

I forgot to read that post. Usually the only posts I don’t read are Krista’s

You liked it the day I posted it, so it must have been a courtesy like, and nobody reads that wikkid woman's posts.

 

[Northern Voice]

It has nothing to do with music or football but you're my iFriends. I got a new tattoo yesterday of my kids' initials

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Cool, I like it. I see the S. Is the other initial N?

I saw two J's . I am known to be awful with visual things.

 

[simey]

I saw two J's . I am known to be awful with visual things.

I see the two J's if I turn my head from side to side.

 

[Eephus]

It has nothing to do with music or football but you're my iFriends. I got a new tattoo yesterday of my kids' initials

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Cool, I like it. I see the S. Is the other initial N?

N for my son. S for @ditkaburgers

 

[Eephus]

I saw two J's . I am known to be awful with visual things.

If I cross my arms, it looks like J and L (or P) to me but I'm done with raising babies

 

[Truebluey]

I’m down 10 points with Javonte Williams and Albert O going tonight. Site seems to think I may barely squeak out a win by less than a point. Hopefully it’s just yahoo being yahoo and I win a little easier. Then again maybe I should sign up for their prediction now.

I'm up 20,but feeling good. I expect to see a lot of MG3 tonight, and mostly the Denver WRs. Russ is not big with his TEs. But I for sure could lose.

Yeah my math skills suck and it seems like Yahoo was exactly right.

Yeah, our matchup could not have been any closer!

All those passes to Williams made the difference. I just needed Abdullah to catch some of his!

 

[Pip's Invitation]

I forgot to read that post. Usually the only posts I don’t read are Krista’s

You liked it the day I posted it, so it must have been a courtesy like, and nobody reads that wikked woman's posts.

I will automatically like any post that has “WKRP” in it!

 

[Dr. Octopus]

I will automatically like any post that has “WKRP” in it!

WKRP

 

[Pip's Invitation]

I will automatically like any post that has “WKRP” in it!

WKRP

Reflexes intact.

 

[facook]

It has nothing to do with music or football but you're my iFriends. I got a new tattoo yesterday of my kids' initials

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Cool, I like it. I see the S. Is the other initial N?

N for my son. S for @ditkaburgers

....Your kid posts here?

 

[rockaction]

Hey guys, I'm a little late on the draw, but if you hadn't figured it out from Eephus's mention, you should all be getting in your waiver bids. It says they run the 14th, and I'm pretty sure that's A.M. of the 14th, not P.M. They should, if I recall correctly, run about 3 A.M. East Coast time.

Peace!

 

[landrys hat]

Noah Brown WR Dallas

Nowhere Again by The Secret Machines

Song is by a Dallas band singing about where the Cowboys season is headed

 

[Eephus]

....Your kid posts here?

She took part in the Genrepalooza Radio draft while un- and underemployed during the pandemic.


ETA: She was around long enough to draft 211 songs

 

[Pip's Invitation]

Added Jacoby Brissett, QB, CLE

Song: Look Out Cleveland -- The Band

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9igu3Ht3Jvs

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/6n68qcS9FwZqFgaW62qmbb?si=ad3a5ff64d1e4381

I also wanted to add an RB but got outbid for every single one that I put in for, in some cases by $1.

 

[Neal Cassady]

Added Cincinnati Defense

For our song, we are choosing Turn! Turn! Turn! by The Byrds. However, we’ve altered both the title, and the lyrics. The title is now Churn! Churn! Churn!, and the lyrics are:

To everything (churn, churn, churn)
There is a defense (churn, churn, churn)
And a time to every porpoise, even Dolphins

A time for the Bears, a time for the Bills
A time to pick up, a time to drop
A time to for the Colts, a time for the Jets
A time to laugh, even Texans

To everything (churn, churn, churn)
There is a defense (churn, churn, churn)…

Turn! Turn! Turn! (To Everything There Is a Season)

The Byrds · Song · 1965

open.spotify.com

 

[Dr. Octopus]

a time for the Jets
A time to laugh

checks out

 

[Eephus]

Added Jacoby Brissett, QB, CLE

Song: Look Out Cleveland -- The Band

I drafted this song with Amari Cooper

 

[Eephus]

Added

Josh Reynolds - WR - Detroit

Dolly Parton - Joshua

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Joshua, Joshua
Why you're just what I've been looking for
Joshua, Joshua
You ain't gonna be lonesome anymore

Dolly Parton - Joshua

Just an all out incredible version of Joshua from the Grand Ole Opry. That guitar player slays me. I highly recommend the whole box set. http://tinyurl.com...

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[Pip's Invitation]

Added Jacoby Brissett, QB, CLE

Song: Look Out Cleveland -- The Band

I drafted this song with Amari Cooper

We’re in the low-effort phase of the operation, so now I have it too. Pretend it’s the live version, if you must.

 

[Eephus]

Added

Tyrion Davis-Price - RB - SF

Bruce Springsteen - The Price You Pay

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So let the games start, you better run you little wild heart
You can run through all the nights and all the days
But just across the county line, a stranger passing through put up a sign
That counts the men fallen away to the price you pay,

Bruce Springsteen - The Price You Pay

Bruce SpringsteenThe River (Album Remaster)The Price You PayMusic is the property of the original artist. Music is for Educational and Exhibition only.

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[Eephus]

We’re in the low-effort phase of the operation, so now I have it too. Pretend it’s the live version, if you must.

So you won't mind me borrowing a RB and WR for a couple of weeks?

 

[landrys hat]

DeAndre Carter WR Chargers

It's Coming Down by Cake

 

[krista4]

Song choice for our addition of Rex Burkhead, #28

I won this album and a stereo by winning a Styx trivia contest put on by Rockline magazine:

Styx - A.D. 1928/Rockin' the Paradise

With apologies to my partner for this selection.

 

[simey]

I was too frugal in my bidding, and missed out on every player I bid on. This guy has been passed around like a bad penny lately, but he was free, so I'll stash him for a short time to see if any good trends happen with him.

O.J. Howard - TE Houston Texans

Luchenbach, Texas (Back to the Basics of Love) - Waylon Jennings

sticking with songs from the 70s that geographically connect with player

 

[simey]

Song choice for our addition of Rex Burkhead, #28

I won this album and a stereo by winning a Styx trivia contest put on by Rockline magazine:

Styx - A.D. 1928/Rockin' the Paradise

With apologies to my partner for this selection.

Does your partner know that you love Styx? If he doesn't, I reckon he does now. I saw their Paradise Theater tour and it was fun. It was 1981. I remember the coliseum reeking of pot.

 

[krista4]

Song choice for our addition of Rex Burkhead, #28

I won this album and a stereo by winning a Styx trivia contest put on by Rockline magazine:

Styx - A.D. 1928/Rockin' the Paradise

With apologies to my partner for this selection.

Does your partner know that you love Styx? If he doesn't, I reckon he does now. I saw their Paradise Theater tour and it was fun. It was 1981. I remember the coliseum reeking of pot.

My Styx fandom is well-known albeit not well-accepted. I saw them on that tour, too! And the Cornerstone tour, which might have been the second concert I ever went to.

And on the Kilroy Was Here tour.

 

[The Dreaded Marco]

Added Robbie Gould - K - SF

Pavement - Gold Soundz

 

[facook]

Added Cade York, K, Browns

Boogie Down Productions- South Bronx

A song about New York in honor of a York.

 

[krista4]

I entered into a contract to buy a new house today.

 

[rockaction]

Added

Logan Thomas

Repeater - Fugazi

D.C. connection

Jordan Mason

Jaguar - The Who

John Mason/He's got the best cars here

Kendrick Bourne

Backseat Freestyle - Kendrick Lamar

Kendricks' tricks.

 

[simey]

I entered into a contract to buy a new house today.

It seems like you just moved last year. Will you be selling the house you are in now?

 

[krista4]

I entered into a contract to buy a new house today.

It seems like you just moved last year. Will you be selling the house you are in now?

Hey hey hey now! I moved in 2020.

December 2020.

Yes, I'll plan to sell the current one after I move.

 

[rockaction]

Weird interlude:

I just got Run D.M.C.'s Raising Hell on vinyl from a record club. Not really interesting, but what really strikes me is just how good the song "Walk This Way" actually is if you want a rock and roll song on a warm September day. It's sort of on fire, and befitting of all the historical attention paid to it (though that gets a little overdone because of Steven Tyler's involvement in the project). But Joe Perry simply rocks it out, and Run D.M.C. is at their best with their sort of rhyming intonation/emphasis trick that they did.

Really good song if you let it play all the way through.

 

[simey]

Yes, I'll plan to sell the current one after I move.

Will you still be near your mom?

 

[rockaction]

And I had never put together that "My Sharona" is the sample for "It's Tricky," also off of Raising Hell.

 

[krista4]

Yes, I'll plan to sell the current one after I move.

Will you still be near your mom?

I'm moving 0.5 miles away from where I am now. It's such a straight shot from my current house to the new one that every element of my address will remain the same other than the street name. I'm going from 1350 NE [current street] to 1350 NE [new street]. Weird, eh?

 

[Pip's Invitation]

We’re in the low-effort phase of the operation, so now I have it too. Pretend it’s the live version, if you must.

So you won't mind me borrowing a RB and WR for a couple of weeks?

If you can hack Yahoo to make it happen, go for it…

 

[plinko]

Added Younghoe Koo
UKoo - All I Want Is Koo

Added Tyler Conklin
NYC's Parquet Courts - Total Football

 

[simey]

K-K-K-K-K-K-Katmankoo
A Carolinas battle is starting to brew
@landrys hat we're coming after you
We are the Katmankoo