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Summerpalooza VIII: Music + Fantasy Football BENCHES? WE DON’T NEED NO STINKING BENCHES! (1 Viewer)

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Added Emanuel Wilson, RB, Packers

Well, dummies may be able to guess that I was thinking about something The GAP Band/Charlie Wilson related. I could not think of one on point from The GAP Band to honor all of the brothers; I’ll stick with just Charlie, last name Wilson.

 
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PLEASE help us on the forums and report bots when you see them. A couple of people reported it but all the others that quote the bot post or engage or laugh at posts that engage it just help the bots learn and will mean more bots.

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I must be out of the loop. Where was the bot post Joe?
It was deleted.

Bots have become a significant problem. The way to combat them is for everyone to report them. That will help us clear them. But if we don't stay adamant about it, I can see that they could have a really negative impact. Thanks.
Is there a way to tell what is and is not a bot? I'm not sure I'm qualified to know. @Joe Bryant
This one was pretty easy to spot.

It was a post with something like “Wow what a great team. Looks like you love music too. Check out all the great action here: [with some link] for the perfect Summerpalooza!”
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Wow, $65 for Haskins. I missed out on both chargers RBs this week. Oof.
"OOF" is right :ptts: :bag: :topcat:

I have too many real-life #3 running backs on my roster. A-A-Ron Jones coming back from IR is all I got to hope for
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I got Vidal-ed in another league thinking that Harbaugh would go with his old Michigan guy in Haskins.
I had been holding onto Vidal in some dynasty leagues since he was a rookie (had him in my college fantasy league), but finally cut him when he was cut and sent to the practice squad, and I needed to make some roster cuts myself. Hate when I get burned like that.
 
Wow, $65 for Haskins. I missed out on both chargers RBs this week. Oof.
"OOF" is right :ptts: :bag: :topcat:

I have too many real-life #3 running backs on my roster. A-A-Ron Jones coming back from IR is all I got to hope for
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I got Vidal-ed in another league thinking that Harbaugh would go with his old Michigan guy in Haskins.
I had been holding onto Vidal in some dynasty leagues since he was a rookie (had him in my college fantasy league), but finally cut him when he was cut and sent to the practice squad, and I needed to make some roster cuts myself. Hate when I get burned like that.
If it’s any consolation, I doubt he stays relevant with the Chargers once Hampton returns. Maybe he’ll stay on as a backup though in LA or elsewhere.
 
Wow, $65 for Haskins. I missed out on both chargers RBs this week. Oof.
"OOF" is right :ptts: :bag: :topcat:

I have too many real-life #3 running backs on my roster. A-A-Ron Jones coming back from IR is all I got to hope for
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I got Vidal-ed in another league thinking that Harbaugh would go with his old Michigan guy in Haskins.
I had been holding onto Vidal in some dynasty leagues since he was a rookie (had him in my college fantasy league), but finally cut him when he was cut and sent to the practice squad, and I needed to make some roster cuts myself. Hate when I get burned like that.
If it’s any consolation, I doubt he stays relevant with the Chargers once Hampton returns. Maybe he’ll stay on as a backup though in LA or elsewhere.

Not before he wins me this league lol
 
I see the coaching carousel has started early this year. I can't think why the Jets haven't canned their coach. That bit just before halftime where the QB and the coach just stared at each other looking for ticks was brutal.
 
Picked up Andrés “Andy” Borregales, kicker, New England Patriots.

Since he's from Venezuela, I thought this song would fit.


What? Too soon?
 
I see the coaching carousel has started early this year. I can't think why the Jets haven't canned their coach. That bit just before halftime where the QB and the coach just stared at each other looking for ticks was brutal.

Six games seems like an awfully short leash especially for a Jets team without high expectations coming into the season. I haven't watched them but the scoreboard suggests they've at least been in most of their games.
 
I see the coaching carousel has started early this year. I can't think why the Jets haven't canned their coach. That bit just before halftime where the QB and the coach just stared at each other looking for ticks was brutal.

Six games seems like an awfully short leash especially for a Jets team without high expectations coming into the season. I haven't watched them but the scoreboard suggests they've at least been in most of their games.
Did you see it? Kurt Warner was confused and other stuff.
 
FA RB Trevor Etienne Carolina

From The Black Panther Soundtrack


This is like when the daughter goes off to college and you’re just a senior in high school, but you miss her and she left something behind, which gives you an excuse to re-live summer all over again; and you can’t help but show up at her house, and her Mom smiles and says,

“Why, hello D___,” and offers you some lemonade at first, and the next few times you stop by it’s cookies, and then one day Mrs. Etienne sets about to opening up the doors to the foyer and tells you to just make yourself at home anywhere in the house well maybe even the bedroom if you want and there is a pie in the oven she has to check on . . .

and you’re just like, “Mrs. Etienne, I must be going, uh, I’m late for my shift at the hardware store . . . “

And she says, “Never you mind that workadaddy, dadd-io, won’t you put the record on the hi-fi, and play me a couple of songs or three and help me deal. . . won’t you be Mommy’s little helper? “

“Mrs. Etienne. . . “



 
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Six games seems like an awfully short leash especially for a Jets team without high expectations coming into the season. I haven't watched them but the scoreboard suggests they've at least been in most of their games.

One would think that. And yet all I seemed to hear Sunday was every fan of every other team . . . hold on, let me fetch it. I'll comment below the corresponding quote

I say this as a Steelers fan who watches Tomlin regularly: That “drive” was gutless and pointless. What were they even trying to accomplish?
this was just a random drive that looked as pointless as the commenter made it sound
Had a feeling it was a fake. Is Breece usually on Special teams? That's probably why Denver coach was going nuts.

No. That's why they all freaking knew.
this is in response to the coach leaving his starting running back and starting offensive line in the game to run a "fake punt" from our own 37 (yes) with 1:48 on the clock. I put fake punt in quotes because in order to deceive someone they have to think you might punt it. Breece Hall is your upback that is protecting the punter and your long snapper isn't in the game? Oh. Well, you could say that Coach is risky. Coach believes in his guys! I will post video in the next post to disabuse you of that notion. The following are the comments about the 1:48 left in the half:

What in the blue hell are the jets doing?


Jets are incompetent

Even the UK fans know what they are watching. :poop:

LOL at the Jets. Their poor fans, having to endure this franchise.

I dont get it...like they were playing just to kill the half. Might as well try a hail Mary there with a couple seconds left

the Jets coaching staff should be fired on the spot

I've been saying this for a few weeks now. They're really really dumb.

WTF was that? How do you not run a play there. Just throw a hail mary. I almost feel bad for Fields. Like he's not helping, but it almost feels like he somehow ended up with a worse HC than Eberflus was.

I guess the Hail Mary was too dangerous?

I say this as a Steelers fan who watches Tomlin regularly: That “drive” was gutless and pointless. What were they even trying to accomplish?

This guy is less intelligent and about twice as stubborn as Tomlin
I don't understand how Tomlin and this dude are even in the same sentence.

Fire the coach. Embarrassing

That has to be the worst coached first half I have ever seen and some how the Jets are only down four points.

the Jets coaching staff should be fired on the spot

I've been saying this for a few weeks now. They're really really dumb.

So have I. I realized it Week One nearly immediately.

Click the link below. It'll show you the line if you hover.

Anger is a gift?

Did not know the Titans already fired Callahan and the Jets hired him as their coach. Because that last series had Brian Callahan written all over it.

The jets are playing a different game where you get points for making people confused or furious

The Jets are hilarious man. Those fans should just find something else to do.

It goes on and on and on
 
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This is Page Four of the ten pages in the thread. I'll spare you the rest. If you're curious I can give what I hope is a dispassionate analysis.

That fake punt was dumb at the time and looks even dumber now. It's a risk vs reward scenario. If you don't get it, you give Denver the ball on the verge of FG range, but once you went for it and got it, it made no sense to at least not try something as the clock ticked away. Hell, hike the ball at 1 second and throw a Hail Mary. Unreal.

I think the players should have a mutiny at halftime and say look we're in charge now. Coaches passports have been revoked.

That fake punt was dumb at the time and looks even dumber now. It's a risk vs reward scenario. If you don't get it, you give Denver the ball on the verge of FG range, but once you went for it and got it, it made no sense to at least not try something as the clock ticked away. Hell, hike the ball at 1 second and throw a Hail Mary. Unreal.
yeah it really worked out you know

A Klingon would consider this a dishonorable death for this once great franchise. I’m just sayin.

I like Aaron Gleen but have no idea what they were doing there. No rush to try and hurry up, no attempt at a hail mary or a throw outside to get out of bounds with a few seconds left. I'm assuming glenn doesn't call the offense since he's a defensive guy right? But he's still the head coach and has to own that.

No play by play on, listening to music but the last sequence for the Jets has to be the worst set of play calls by a Head Coach I've ever seen
4th and 1 at mid field and you don't want to at least throw a hail mary with time expiring

-Not to mention the horrific offense in the 1st Q when they had opportunities to score on short fields set up by a couple of gifts with a fumble and a long punt return
Field Goal and Field Goal

Absolutely horrific job of coaching by Aaron Glenn, I am understanding why many are calling for his head already

Aaron Glenn is so far in over his head its ridiculous

I like Aaron Gleen
why? how?

If you don't trust your QB, just take him out. Aaron Glenn is useless.

If you don't trust your QB, just take him out. Aaron Glenn is useless.
yeah that's the thing. it's obvious he doesn't trust him. this team runs the ball on 3rd and 8 regularly. it's willingly jumping off a cliff in order to prevent falling off a cliff. when in reality it is just cowardice. let your qb play the game or eff off. if he fails he fails.

How's the game going? I switched to the New Looney Toons because the Jets offense is like watching paint dry.

I could never own a sports franchise. I would leave this coaching staff on the tarmac if I did.

I could never own a sports franchise. I would leave this coaching staff on the tarmac if I did.

You’d be a massive upgrade over current Jets ownership

I could never own a sports franchise. I would leave this coaching staff on the tarmac if I did.
Probably never would have hired them in the 1st place.

I dislike this game for so many reasons:

Having to get up so early to watch my Broncos.
The stupid air raid siren.
It’s too early to drink a beer
The camera guy who can’t find the ball.

It is only 2nd quarter, so I am sure I will have a 1/2 dozen more before it is all said and done.
It’s never too early to drink beer.

I think someone must have convinced Glenn of this.
 
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This is actually what I thought. I try not to whine like Sharp does (and I've found him off-putting at times, but this was not a talk show/internet content thing. Anyway, the first Twitter link will take you to the video. The second video link is of him and not the game so you might want to skip that one.

Warren Sharp
@SharpFootball
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Oct 13

this was the most incomprehensible sequence of plays I can recall from the fake punt onwards, literally EVERY SINGLE play call/decision is the exact opposite of what a competent team is doing in that position simply incredible


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Warren Sharp
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the Jets quite literally could be the dumbest team in the NFL right nowmost of what they do doesn't make senseit culminated in this sequence and I had to break it down:


Transcript:

Okay, this is just mind-boggling. I've
got to get it off my chest. I don't know
what we're seeing here. The New York
Jets. Think about this. You have the
football with a minute and 4 seconds
left before halftime and you have two
timeouts. You decide that you want to
fake a punt in your own territory. If
you are doing that, there's only one re
one reason you're doing that. It's to
try to score points. So, the New York
Jets decide we're faking a punt. They
get the first down and they call a
timeout with one minute to go before
halftime. But then on first down,
presumably you're trying to get about 20
more yards, kick a field goal. You
decide to run the football with Bree
Hall on a draw play. That is
mind-boggling. Point number one. Number
two, you then don't even call a timeout.
Why are you calling a run after faking
the punt? Are you actually not trying to
score? Okay, so now let's think that the
New York Jets are not trying to score.
They call a run play and you don't call
a timeout. They must not be trying to
score. But then on second down, they
decide to call a pass play. And then
they take a sack. Are they trying to
score now? They must be trying to score
now because they called a pass play.
They also then call a timeout after they
got sacked on second down. So then the
New York Jets decide that they're going
to risk it all passing the football on
third and eight, which you would only do
if you are trying to score because
otherwise you could just run out the
clock with a run play. There's only 37
seconds left in the half at this point.
They call a pass. It sets up a fourth
and one with roughly 30 seconds left
from the Jets 47 yardd line. This is a
team that is trailing 10 to six. They
might try to run another play to convert
a first down, set up a field goal, but
no, they decide not to do that. Okay,
fine. You don't run another play
immediately to try to convert a field
goal. But at the very least, you should
be looking to throw a Hail Mary with a
couple seconds left in the half because
you have nothing to lose. The clock is
running. You snap it with a couple
seconds left. It's the final play of the
half. You might catch it for a
touchdown. You might draw a defensive
penalty that allows you to get another
play. The likelihood that an
incompletion that Justin Fields throws
gets caught by the defense turned into
an interception returned all the way for
a pick six is extremely low. That entire
sequence of play calls, beginning with a
fake punt at their own 37 yard line
with a minute and 4 seconds left, made
zero sense at all. Not only did it not
make any sense, it quite literally every
single play, every single decision that
was made in succession was the exact
opposite of what any normal team would
do in that very situation.
And it was
pinballing back and forth and back and
forth between this team is seriously
trying to score to this team has no
intention of scoring to this team is
seriously trying to score to this team
has no intention of trying to score. If
I saw that out of my head coach, I would
do exactly what Garrett Wilson did,
which is lower his head, turn around
before the ball is snapped and the half
is even over and start walking backwards
away from the line of scrimmage while
the final seconds of the half ticked off
the clock, then running up to my head
coach and giving him an earful as to
what the hell are we trying to do here?

We are losing. We at least need to run
one final play. It makes no sense
whatsoever what the New York Jets were
doing in that sequence. This is a team
that has no wins on the season. What is
the worst that's going to happen? You're
going to lose a game that you're already
losing. I just don't understand this
coaching staff. I don't understand the
play calling. I don't understand the
decision-making. I don't understand anything
about the New York Jets right now. It
started before the season with their
desire to go get Justin Fields in the
first place when all the data showed
that he would not have success winning
games as a franchise caliber
quarterback. But then you have Aaron
Glenn with his decision-making as well
both in-game as well as strategically. I
don't understand what they're doing.
It's not a surprise that they have no
wins. And I don't know where this team
goes from here, but I don't think
they're going to get very many wins with
Justin Fields and Aaron Glenn as
quarterback and head coach.


Me again (rockaction). Bill Barnwell is a reporter for ESPN whose personality runs at least ten degrees cooler than mine, and he's confused:

:Bill Barnwell
@billbarnwell

How to make a disastrous fourth-down decision, Jets edition

1) Make a move at odds with the data. NGS had punting on fourth-and-1 as a 4.3% WP swing against the Jets.
2) Be indecisive. Jets lined up to go for it, then burned a timeout so they could punt. If you're going to punt, the timeout in a close game is worth more than the five yards for a delay of game.
3) Get fooled by what you've seen. Jets defense has been terrible all season. Your defense didn't suddenly get great overnight. One thing to "trust your defense" if you're the Broncos. Jets immediately gave up the field position in six plays.

https://x.com/billbarnwell/status/1977410724239474900
 
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1) Jeremy McNichols - WAS - RB

McNichols grew up in Long Beach and played in Snoop Dogg's youth football league. So did speedster WR John Ross.

"The greatest" - Lana Del Rey

"I miss Long Beach and I miss you, babe
I miss dancing with you the most of all
I miss the bar where the Beach Boys would go
Dennis' last stop before Kokomo

Those nights were on fire
We couldn't get higher
We didn't know that we had it all
But nobody warns you before the fall" - Lana Del Rey


2) Atlanta - D/ST (whoops. see, i'm not really totally with it)

Jeezy is from Atlanta

"Thug Motivation 101" - Jeezy


3) Oronde Gadsden II - LAC - TE

"Shook Ones, Pt. II" - Mobb Deep

It's the two single Is going "II"


4) R. Fitzgerald - CAR - K

Fitzgerald was Second-Team All-ACC but First-Team All-American in 2024

I get how it can happen but how do they settle it?

That little bit of information reminded me of the U.S. Constitution's Supremacy Clause and McCulloch v. Maryland (1819), a case in which Chief Justice John Marshall held that the Necessary and Proper Clause granted Congress the implied powers that were necessary and proper to undertake an action to achieve enumerated powers granted to the federal Congress. Further, he held that the state of Maryland could not tax the Second Bank of the United States because it could use the tax to destroy the bank or hinder it and the state was not acting within the hierarchical structure intended by the Constitution.


". . . it is a Constitution we are expounding." - Marshall, C.J.

The song is from the album Supreme Clientele

 
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