****Super Bowl LIX - Kansas City 17-2 vs Philadelphia 17-3****(+1.5, 49.5) The Eagles are your 2024 Champions!!! (1 Viewer)

[The Gator]

Mr Bruno Mars…..please pick up the red phone…..please…..hurry….save this halftime show.

I mean this is what the NFL gives the world ? This crap?

Get out old man

 

[Snoopy]

Can someone name a worse halftime show ever?

Up with People?

 

[crushedspirit]

Can someone name a worse halftime show ever?

I'm trying to decide between this or black eyed peas

 

[BobbyLayne]

That's the first and last time you'll ever hear the word "pedophile" uttered during the Super Bowl halftime show.

Drake had to hear “I hear you like em young” at the Grammys AND the Super Bowl. Is this the worst anyone has ever lost a rap beef?

 

[Andrew74]

That flag football commercial was painful.

 

[crushedspirit]

Please make this end

He’s literally telling you to turn your tv off. Why aren’t you listening to him?

I sometimes blank out when staring at a car wreck

 

[Gachi]

The chiefs aren't just gonna lay down, but I can't see Philly letting this slip away.

 

[GoBirds]

He and Milton Williams are about to get PAID.

 

[eoMMan]

No recipe, swimming pools or poetic justice? Boo.

And rap isn’t a great genre for a SB half time show.

 

[ProstheticRGK]

Philly fan climbed the light pole already

My step dad texted me saying he felt sorry for Philly. Because if this keeps up, they’re gonna trash the city

Kinda glad I don’t live there anymore. Who am I kidding- Philly people are the worst.

O/U on how many people lick horse poop?

What's this now?

2017 along with the viral videos of light pole climbers, a drunk dude was captured on video licking a pile of horse poop from the mounted cops on Broad St

 

[jon007]

Let's go Philly. Finish!!!

 

[Phil Elliott]

Please make this end

He’s literally telling you to turn your tv off. Why aren’t you listening to him?

Probably should have been his opening song.

 

[Willie Neslon]

What was worse? Chiefs on 1st half? or that halftime show? Has to be the halftime show.

 

[modogg]

I wonder how many teams and fanbases are watching this game thinking they could have destroyed the Chiefs too.

 

[Desert_Power]

Should have bet the Over for amount of lawns that halftime show would need to get off of.

 

[Andrew74]

I blame Brady. His dark magic is too much for KC.

 

[Mongidig]

The girl seemed to sing well and has some nice features.

 

[Donnybrook]

That flag football commercial was painful.

But the Scorpions would have rocked the SB like a hurricane.

 

[Boston]

What in the hell is going on and I'm not talking about the game?

I wasn't hallucinating Samuel L. Jackson...you guys saw him as well...right? Between the halftime show and the commercials I feel like Captain America when he woke up after 70 years...

 

[Major]

No recipe, swimming pools or poetic justice? Boo.

And rap isn’t a great genre for a SB half time show.

That's what I was thinking. Dude didn't play any of his classics. Terrible set list.

 

[TheAristocrat]

Philly fan climbed the light pole already

My step dad texted me saying he felt sorry for Philly. Because if this keeps up, they’re gonna trash the city

Kinda glad I don’t live there anymore. Who am I kidding- Philly people are the worst.

O/U on how many people lick horse poop?

What's this now?

2017 along with the viral videos of light pole climbers, a drunk dude was captured on video licking a pile of horse poop from the mounted cops on Broad St

Yikes

 

[Willie Neslon]

SHOW TAYLOR CRYING

 

[modogg]

That flag football commercial was painful.

But the Scorpions would have rocked the SB like a hurricane.

That girl’s flag football team looked better than the 1st half Chiefs.

 

[Insein]

That flag football commercial was painful.

And long. Felt like a full TV episode.

 

[ProstheticRGK]

Man, it wasn’t good, but you guys are making me feel old

 

[TheAristocrat]

Yes, I will email Bill Murray. Sold.

 

[popeye]

Erin Andrews wearing the same suit as Travis?

 

[JohnnyU]

I remember marching bands at halftime in some of the early Super Bowls.

 

[Mongidig]

First play of the second half goes to Kelce guaranteed.

 

[Todem]

No recipe, swimming pools or poetic justice? Boo.

And rap isn’t a great genre for a SB half time show.

No it’s not. It’s not mainstream and neither is rock music anymore.

You need really good pop acts, R&B and Country.

Forget niche genres for halftime.

I mean Prince was the greatest halftime show ever.

But this was an unmitigated disaster of a halftime show as was Rhiana.

Now the triple header Dre, Snoop, Eminem etc that kicked ***….well known tunes, beats etc. old school stuff that everyone knows and influenced a generation.

Back to the game.

This???? Yeah ok.

 

[The_Man]

Per @NextGenStats, Patrick Mahomes averaged -1.36 EPA/dropback in that first half.

It's the 10th-worst mark in a first half for any game since 2018.

The rest of the list includes the Darnold "ghosts" game, two Davis Mills games, and starts from PJ Walker and Will Grier

 

[dickey moe]

My wife just told me that ugly *** watch Brady is wearing is $800K.

 

[Major]

What watch is Brady wearing?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Can someone name a worse halftime show ever?

Up with People?

Black eyed peas?

 

[rockaction]

No "Alright," "Swimming Pools," "DNA" or other big hits. Definitely a promo for the newer stuff by Kendrick.

 

[Capella]

23 total yards??????? In a half?

 

[Insein]

Miss by Q

 

[Desert_Power]

Nownthe triple header Dre, Snoop, Eminem etc that kicked ***….well known tunes, beats etc. old school stuff that everyone knows and influenced a generation.

Probably would have been a different story if those folks did the show when they were at the height of their power. Those first two were already winding down when Eminem even came on the scene.

 

[ProstheticRGK]

Sweat getring paid too

 

[Insein]

Davis says thank you to Mahomes for a free one..

 

[Jayded]

That flag football commercial was painful.

But the Scorpions would have rocked the SB like a hurricane.

Something about that in New Orleans would strike me as off putting.

 

[Penguin]

sack 5 and counting

 

[irish eyes]

Philly DLine is ridiculous.

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

What’s the + for a Sweat MVP?

Double teamed on a 4-man rush and STILL sacked him.

 

[rockaction]

Wow is this ever a spanking.

 

[Major]

What watch is Brady wearing?

Nevermind. Google is my friend $800k watch

 

[The Duff Man]

It is interesting to see Taylor at RT lined up properly, and as a result giving up huge pressure.

He was not lined up properly against Buf, or most other games. The league had to have told KC it wasn’t going to fly in the Super Bowl

 

[NutterButter]

They still haven't passed midfield. Lol.

 

[Penguin]

Imagine if they added Myles Garret

 

[dickey moe]

KC OL just wasn't prepared for this.