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HairySasquatch

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A friend of mine is looking for team name ideas for her fantasy football team. Her name is Deandra. I know I have seen threads like this before, but I couldn't find any..........so, I throw it out to all of you. What are your favorite team names?

 
HairySasquatch said:
A friend of mine is looking for team name ideas for her fantasy football team. Her name is Deandra. I know I have seen threads like this before, but I couldn't find any..........so, I throw it out to all of you. What are your favorite team names?
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We have the Incredibly Gay Plumbers and the Gap-toothed Kentucky ####### in our league.
 
Here's last years' thread

Pardon me for quoting myself from that thread, but:

BaBastage said:
From This 2007 Thread, here is the compilation:

Vick in a box

Titsburg Feelers

My Dixie Wrecked

OJ Slashers

Pontius Pilate and the Mad Nailers

Coors Crushers

Keystone Killers

Mingesoda Vaj Kings

My Dixie Normus

Fantasy Slut

Big Ol' TD's

Rape Stand Renegades

Hillary's ######

Davidson Lake House Thong Monsters

Atlanta Kennel Club

Ron Mexico's Prison Bee-atches

Pooh's Nanny

Kneeling Lewinsky's

SMC Cartage Co.

Weapons of Mass Destruction

Bloody Beaver

Rainmakers

Bad Newz Kennels

Bitter Midgets

Schrute Happens

Uncle Rico's '82 State Championship Team

Blown Dead

Camel Toads

One Eyed Trouser Snakes

Multiple Scorgasams

Turf Crotch

The Mighty Screaming Whoregasms

Emerson Biggunz

Santa Monica's Cum Dress

Denver Pile

Dayton Rape

Pacman's Defense Team

Victorious Secret

Marshall Faulkers

Bad Newz

Chris Simms' Spleen

Vick's Vietnamese Chefs

Furry Gigolos

Trailor Trash

Vick's Chihuahua Chompers

Pudding Rockets

Assless Bunny Suit

Travis Henry's Broken Condom

Bea Arthur's ****

Four Thin Inches

Bad Newz Kennels

And a Link to Fictional Team Names in movies, books, tv, etc.

Great stuff :shrug:
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I change my name every year:

2007 - Darth Cheney

2008 - Darth Palin

2009 - Obi Wan Obama

..and associated avatars. Obama looks good with a blue lightsaber

 
Mine is "The Bottom Line". I stole it from my favorite sports talk show at the time. Since then, all of the owners always tell me how often they hear that phrase, whether it's referncing the actual bottom line of a debate or the "crawler" at the bottom of your TV.

And as the commish, my answer is always the bottom line;) It fits.

I've seen some pretty good ones out there.

 
Sergeant Hulka's Big Toe (Think Stripes the movie - how can you go wrong with a Bill Murray inspired team name?)

 
The year I had Brady as my QB, my team name was Dotal Tomination.

Unfortunately, they did not dotally tominate.

 
If I got into a 3rd league (which I have no plans to...2 is enough for me), my new team name would be:

Sunday Swagger

 
I like mine to be from guys on my team....

Make it Wayne

Make it Dwayne on them Bowes

Purple Jesus

Gorrifc

Mossome

Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood

Show me the TDs!

When it Waynes, it Pours

what can BROWN do for you?

A RIVERS runs through it

This is a BREES

 
If you get Reggie Bush on your team and you have large benches in your league, then take a flier on Vince Young in the last round. That way you can name your team Young Bush because, really, who doesn't like young bush?

 
Sometimes it is good to have a name that is personally identifiable.

Since all we know is she is a girl

A girl

Girl Power

A Balloon & Shears

Time4UtoChoke

AuntDsSqueeze

GMaHugs of Death

...

 
I like classic rock albums...makes the logo easy: Electric Warriors, Band of Gypsys, Marquee Moons, Sticky Fingers...

I hear some people like to cleverly employ sexual innuendo in their team names.

 
i like:

GRANT me salvation

No MOSS!!!

the juggernauts

(mine) the griffins

the maulers

the brick wall

the bombadiers

the dark side

i like to go with names that have good mascots.. something you could see in the real NFL as a good team logo on the side of a helmet.

though i truky hate the standard logos with the helmet and generic pic on the side. the team logo is not supposed to be the helmet, it is what you mascot is supposed to be(ish). anyways generalities work best and funnny names are good but i always prefer a good team name that can sort of be grown.

 
Just drafted Fitz in a Dynasty League so I am going with Puttin' on the Fitz.

 
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I've already seen the "1 Man Wolfpack" name in 3 leagues I am in. I'm afraid it's the most played out name this season. It's like dressing up as the Joker last Halloween.

 
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I use:

Turn and Cough

Awful Tasting Medicine

Fighting Amish

One guy in my league is "Off in the Bathroom" which elicits lines each year like, "Man I have to beat... this week!" It sure feels good to beat...!

 
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