Your mom's battery operated buddy?What has two thumbs and can't use the search function?
Foul tip.0-1. The second post was a serious question.0-2 so far.![]()
...just the tip?Foul tip.0-1. The second post was a serious question.0-2 so far.![]()
Just for a second. Just to see how it feels....just the tip?Foul tip.0-1. The second post was a serious question.0-2 so far.![]()
Did you see Nikki's engagement photo? I thought it looked a lot like Gonzo from the Muppets. You?Just for a second. Just to see how it feels....just the tip?Foul tip.0-1. The second post was a serious question.0-2 so far.![]()
Yeah, I saw it. I think that regardless of your opinion of her, posting the picture was in pretty poor taste.Did you see Nikki's engagement photo? I thought it looked a lot like Gonzo from the Muppets. You?Just for a second. Just to see how it feels....just the tip?Foul tip.0-1. The second post was a serious question.0-2 so far.![]()
on a lighter note:
Why did Jesus quit the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.![]()
I agree it was in bad taste....it made me puke in my moufYeah, I saw it. I think that regardless of your opinion of her, posting the picture was in pretty poor taste.Did you see Nikki's engagement photo? I thought it looked a lot like Gonzo from the Muppets. You?Just for a second. Just to see how it feels....just the tip?Foul tip.0-1. The second post was a serious question.0-2 so far.![]()
on a lighter note:
Why did Jesus quit the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.![]()
What did the elephant say to the naked man?please stop
Just keep in mind who is running the GOTY dumpster fire.Bad memories ?I agree it was in bad taste....it made me puke in my moufYeah, I saw it. I think that regardless of your opinion of her, posting the picture was in pretty poor taste.Did you see Nikki's engagement photo? I thought it looked a lot like Gonzo from the Muppets. You?Just for a second. Just to see how it feels....just the tip?Foul tip.0-1. The second post was a serious question.0-2 so far.![]()
on a lighter note:
Why did Jesus quit the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.![]()
Roman Dude on the street: What is the time?A small group of Romans walk into a bar. One of them holds up two fingers, and says: "Five beers, please."
Roman teacher: What is a forum?Roman Dude on the street: What is the time?A small group of Romans walk into a bar. One of them holds up two fingers, and says: "Five beers, please."
Other Roman Dude: XX past VIII!
Why don't you have to follow your own rules?Tell a Good JokeStarted by tikigods, Dec 23 2013 05:12 PM
FixedA horse (or Sarah Jessica Parker) walks into a bar.
The bartender says to him, "Why the long face?"
Thank you, thank you very much.
I've been telling this joke for fifteen years, and I never get tired of telling it. And I never will.Totally stealing this from another poster from another site:
An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow were hired at a construction site. The foreman pointed out a huge pile of sand and told the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he said, "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."
He then said, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile."
The foreman went away for a of couple hours, and, when he returned, the pile of sand was untouched. He asked the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"
The Italian replied, "I no hava no broom. You said to the Chinese fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere." Then the foreman turned to the Scotsman and said, "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile."
The Scotsman replied, "Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnay fin' him either."
The foreman was really angry by now and stormed off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy.
Just then, the Chinese guy jumped out from behind the pile of sand and yelled...
"SUPPLIES!!"