This guy is out on the pier fishing and another guy walks by and asks, "How the biting?"
Fisherman: Not worth a damned but that's ok cuz I'm fishing and I'd rather be fishing than doing anything else in the world.
Guy:
Fisherman: In fact, I'm here on my honeymoon and I'm fishing
Guy: Really? Why aren't you back at the hotel giving the new missus the business?
Fisherman: I'd like too but she has some problems. She's got gonorrhea.
Guy: Ooof, that's too bad why don't you turn her around and get in the poop shoot?
Fisherman: I'd like to do that to but, well, she has diarrhea.
Guy: Jeez that's awful. Well why don't you have her give you a hum job at least?
Fisherman: Yeah, I'd like to do that too but she has pyorrhea.
Guy: Crying out loud man, she's a mess! why'd you marry her?
Fisherman: Well, she's got worms too and you know how I like to fish!