Just realized I didn't report back. Here's what we ended up doing...
Saturday:
- Late lunch at
Cooper's in Llano. Not bad but nothing special. The ribs and brisket were fairly dry. Sausage was ok. Blackberry cobbler was the highlight.
- Happened upon Bell Mountain winery and very glad we stopped. Sweet little old lady showed us around, told us about their history and wines, and served us tastes of everything for free. Including us, she had six visitors that day. One of the oldest wineries in Texas. Everything is grown, produced, and bottled on site.
- Also stopped at Grape Creek Vineyards. Much fancier and busier. $10 to taste six wines. Tours are $20 and require reservations (passed). Some very good wines.
Sunday (the no-bbq day):
- Floated the Comal. Wasn't moving very fast but plenty of water of course. We started early enough (11) that it wasn't very busy.
- Fish tacos at Cantina Del Rio in Gruene. I remembered them being better last time. I was also much drunker last time. Still good though.
- Stopped in to Gruene Hall and watched a band for a little while. Doesn't seem possible, but it was too hot to drink beer. I fought through it enough to down one Lone Star. GF barely touched hers, and I had no desire to help.
- Cooled off by wading in the river with the poor people. Sitting in the rapids, drinking a beer and listening to a live blues band was nice. Noticing the world's smallest leeches on our skin was less nice.
- Dinner at Clear Springs Cafe was great. Onion rings and catfish delivered. Shocking number of tall, young blondes working there.
Monday:
- Drove to the nurturing BBQ bosom of Lockhart, TX. Decided on
Smitty's Market. Cool place. Walking almost directly into a fire as you walk in is a nice touch. Ordered moist brisket, ribs, and shoulder. No idea what I was thinking with shoulder instead of sausage. Brisket and ribs were both very good, though maybe not as good as I hoped. Both a little drier than I like. Shoulder was pretty boring. I understand the no sauce thing, but why no forks?
- As we were finishing up, I said "since we're in Lockhart, we might as well try
Kreuz Market too". Wow, this place is
huge. Already full from lunch #1, we each ordered just one slice of moist brisket and one rib. Oh yes... now this is some amazing bbq. Brisket was moist and flavorful. Ribs may have a little too much pepper for some, but I loved it.
I noticed another customer at the table next to us, and asked "weren't you just at Smitty's?". Yes, they were trying both places also. Full disclosure: the fact that she was an attractive 23(?) year old Asian may have had something to do with me remembering her from the previous stop. And though we probably ordered within minutes of each other at both places, they preferred Smitty's.
- Instead of treating the meat coma with wine, we decided to drive on to Austin with no more detours. Drinking at the Omni pool sounded like more fun than finding more wineries.
- Met some friends at the Iron Cactus for happy hour. Not the slightest bit hungry but shared a Ahi Tuna Ceviche, which was good.
- Walked to Stubbs to see The Decemberists. They are awesome.
Tuesday:
- Took a detour (a little more out of the way than I realized) to Taylor for lunch at
Louie Mueller BBQ. Hopes were high when I saw this place. Guy taking the order and cutting the meat was really friendly. I asked for three pork rib ends, thinking that would just be a taste. After seeing how big they were, I changed it to two. No problem. The beef rib was MASSIVE. One was more than enough. Also had to have some moist brisket. When he dropped the wrapped brisket on the cutting table and it wobbled beautifully, my hopes rose even higher.
I'm pleased to report, I was not disappointed. Everything was damn near perfect. Having a little thin sauce for the pork ribs was a good thing. Beef rib was completely coated in pepper and completely delicious. Cut off a filet sized chunk of beef to take home. Brisket was right up there with Kreuz.
I slightly preferred this place to Kreuz, while my gf had them flipped.
Wednesday (leftovers day):
- My son enjoyed the shoulder from Smitty's.
- I had most of a pork rib and the chunk of beef from Louie Mueller, plus some brisket from Kreuz. The pork was a little dry after reheating, but all the beef was probably even better leftover.
Thursday:
- Catered lunch at work. BBQ?? Oh no... It's from Red Hot & Blue, which I used to like. Now it's garbage.

The potato salad was good though.