SKribbles
Footballguy
Yes. Accessorising (sp?) with office supplies is far worse than wearing an article of clothing wrong. The suspenders are pretty horrible but not as bad as the rubber band.
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THE FBG Fashion Thread :style: (1 Viewer)
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Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
What?I hate this look, BTW. I'm sure it's going to be in style soon, but I'm not ready for it.
R. Jay Soward
Footballguy
It's in-style if you're a cross-country runner, I think...
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Or a druncle.
Major
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
After I jacked up my knee and realized that I wasn't willing to change my eating and drinking habits despite not running anymore, I quickly made myself comfortable with the fact that there were certain things I was never going to be able to wear because of my expanding waistline. I never thought I'd have to fear wearing fashion trends because of the possibility of other body parts expanding, though. How many times a day does a ball just randomly pop out the bottom of those things?I live in NYC. I know things.
Major
Footballguy
I wear my 2xist briefs with these. It keeps my boys sorted. I don't suggest doing squats in the them. Tried working out my legs today and it was tough. Had to stick to the treadmill.After I jacked up my knee and realized that I wasn't willing to change my eating and drinking habits despite not running anymore, I quickly made myself comfortable with the fact that there were certain things I was never going to be able to wear because of my expanding waistline. I never thought I'd have to fear wearing fashion trends because of the possibility of other body parts expanding, though. How many times a day does a ball just randomly pop out the bottom of those things?
R. Jay Soward
Footballguy
Oh, I believe you, I just won't be rushing out to get a pair anytime soon. Those things are shorter than my soccer shorts, which are above the knee as it is. I just can't imagine those things being comfortable.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
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Major
Footballguy
You should try a pair on. You'll love them. Chicks dig em as well. I can get you 15% off the retail price since I'm friends with the store clerk. Let me know.Oh, I believe you, I just won't be rushing out to get a pair anytime soon. Those things are shorter than my soccer shorts, which are above the knee as it is. I just can't imagine those things being comfortable.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
:style:
mr. furley
Footballguy
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
I could handle wearing those on vacation, to beach or some sorta gay pride event or something. But riding the subway in them? Going to the market or my kids' school? sweet jeebus.
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Gnat Berries
Footballguy
Major said:
I bet this is how Mr. Coffee got into so much trouble.
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JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
The sandles in the picture kinda creep me out too.
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
R. Jay Soward
Footballguy
#### that....who wears shorts/pants when not out in public?
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
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Please don't.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Gnat Berries
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Out of all the queer things I've seen in this thread, I was least prepared for this one. This takes me back to the first time I saw a chick with a #####.
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
General Malaise
Footballguy
shuke said:
northern exposure
Footballguy
Were you "friends" with the store clerk before you bought these shorts or did you become "friends" after you bought them? Did he measure your inseam when you bought them?Major said:You should try a pair on. You'll love them. Chicks dig em as well. I can get you 15% off the retail price since I'm friends with the store clerk. Let me know.R. Jay Soward said:Oh, I believe you, I just won't be rushing out to get a pair anytime soon. Those things are shorter than my soccer shorts, which are above the knee as it is. I just can't imagine those things being comfortable.Major said:R. Jay Soward said:
northern exposure
Footballguy
BUMP- C'mon offdee let's see your rating scale in action.northern exposure said:In the interest of saving time and not creating another thread, please provide your ratings for these lovely ladies using your patented offdee rating scale. TIA.offdee said:P.S. You have provided your rating scale on numerous occasions. But I have never seen you actually apply it to "subjects".
ETA- the one on the left shows the proper way to layer and I believe the one in the middle is rocking a black rubber band on her wrist.
SKribbles
Footballguy
Don't hold your breathe. I asked him to use it the day he was checking out dudes on his lunch break and he completely avoided answering me.BUMP- C'mon offdee let's see your rating scale in action.northern exposure said:In the interest of saving time and not creating another thread, please provide your ratings for these lovely ladies using your patented offdee rating scale. TIA.offdee said:
ETA- the one on the left shows the proper way to layer and I believe the one in the middle is rocking a black rubber band on her wrist.
General Malaise
Footballguy
SKribbles
Footballguy
northern exposure
Footballguy
The popped collar really completes the look and draws the eye to the paperclip chain. Congrats, well done sir
northern exposure
Footballguy
Yeah. I guess he's all talkDon't hold your breathe. I asked him to use it the day he was checking out dudes on his lunch break and he completely avoided answering me.BUMP- C'mon offdee let's see your rating scale in action.northern exposure said:In the interest of saving time and not creating another thread, please provide your ratings for these lovely ladies using your patented offdee rating scale. TIA.offdee said:
ETA- the one on the left shows the proper way to layer and I believe the one in the middle is rocking a black rubber band on her wrist.
Major
Footballguy
she sure did, sport...and no, just met her. She gave me her number after she saw me prancing around the store in the shorts to make sure they were functional. Nut hugger shorts are 
Thinking of getting some suspenders added on. Should complete the look.
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General Malaise
Footballguy
I tried for the kissy face, but I don't think I'm physically capable.The popped collar really completes the look and draws the eye to the paperclip chain. Congrats, well done sir
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Short sleeved button down with the top 3 buttons opened exposing forrest of chest hair.
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
Buffaloes
Footballguy
OK....so if I invest $180 in hot pants, what's the under attire? Commando?Nut hugger shorts are
General Malaise
Footballguy
I was stunned to learn I had that many colored paperclips at my disposal.
Kendall
I heart waffles
offdee
Footballguy
That's not why we're here.You must not be looking in the right place because I give my ratings and apply the scale pretty regularly. And like clockwork Shuke and SKribbles show up and tell me to get lost.
I'll help get you started:
Post 17: http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...=468702&hl=
Post 43: http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...=468928&hl=
Post 36: http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...=457330&hl=
Post 29: http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...=451267&hl=
Post 41: http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...=446600&hl=
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northern exposure
Footballguy
If you do, just remember to wear them slung down. Don't make the mistake of thinking suspenders are functional.
Kendall
I heart waffles
I thought for second that chick was about ready to get landed on by a wakeboarder.I tried for the kissy face, but I don't think I'm physically capable.The popped collar really completes the look and draws the eye to the paperclip chain. Congrats, well done sir
General Malaise
Footballguy
I meant in porno.
Are men really wearing women's sandals? What is wrong with the men today? First, tight jeans. Now 'mandals' and short shorts? At this rate, our military will be staffed by transvestites by 2075.
northern exposure
Footballguy
That's fine that you have done it before. But, let's see it done with a photo and examples you provided. I'm trying to learn something here.I'll get you started. IMO the one on the right is the least attractive of the three women in the photo you provided.That's not why we're here.You must not be looking in the right place because I give my ratings and apply the scale pretty regularly. And like clockwork Shuke and SKribbles show up and tell me to get lost.
I'll help get you started:
Post 43: http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...=468928&hl=
Post 36: http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...=457330&hl=
Post 29: http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...=451267&hl=
Post 41: http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...=446600&hl=
Now, it is your turn.
As for your "That's not why we're here" comment, speak for yourself GB. This thread sucked (imo) until you posted that photo!
Guys talking about fashion ZZZZZZZZZ!
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JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
