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The Five on FoxNews = good substitute for the pr0n (1 Viewer)

I think Guilfoyle is an absolute monster in the sack. I am pretty sure she would break me in half.

 
SIDA! said:
I think Guilfoyle is an absolute monster in the sack. I am pretty sure she would break me in half.
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You literally couldn't give it to her hard enough. She'd keep begging for more. You'd need an IV and a chiropractor afterward. I love her so much.
 
McGarnicle said:
SIDA! said:
I think Guilfoyle is an absolute monster in the sack. I am pretty sure she would break me in half.
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You literally couldn't give it to her hard enough. She'd keep begging for more. You'd need an IV and a chiropractor afterward. I love her so much.
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Check this out... I just heard her on Sirius say, when describing Marco Rubio, "And you know ladies, Cuban men aren't just good for the sandwiches, if you know what I mean." Wow.
 
Higgs said:
McGarnicle said:
SIDA! said:
I think Guilfoyle is an absolute monster in the sack. I am pretty sure she would break me in half.
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You literally couldn't give it to her hard enough. She'd keep begging for more. You'd need an IV and a chiropractor afterward. I love her so much.
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Check this out... I just heard her on Sirius say, when describing Marco Rubio, "And you know ladies, Cuban men aren't just good for the sandwiches, if you know what I mean." Wow.
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I would never say that I'd leave my wife for anyone. But I'd leave my wife for her.
 
McGarnicle said:
Higgs said:
McGarnicle said:
SIDA! said:
I think Guilfoyle is an absolute monster in the sack. I am pretty sure she would break me in half.
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You literally couldn't give it to her hard enough. She'd keep begging for more. You'd need an IV and a chiropractor afterward. I love her so much.
Click to expand...
Check this out... I just heard her on Sirius say, when describing Marco Rubio, "And you know ladies, Cuban men aren't just good for the sandwiches, if you know what I mean." Wow.
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I would never say that I'd leave my wife for anyone. But I'd leave my wife for her.
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Well you wouldn't have to worry about the after-wrath. You probably wouldn't survive the night.
 
WhatDoIKnow said:
Dana Perino. :thumbup:

Was channel surfing in a hotel room when I came across Megyn Kelly having a discussion with Perino. They were in a lather about something-something Obama. Didn't matter. I expected them to come back from the commercial break disheveled with one of them smoking a cigarette.

I finished.
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If I had to pick one to marry it would be her. So beautiful. Dare I say angelic. And smart too. Even her voice is beautiful. She's like the anti-Hillary.
 
Brady Marino said:
McGarnicle said:
jamny said:
McGarnicle said:
Kimberly GuilfoyleMeghan McCainDana Perino

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Is that McCain? She's a little chunkier.Kimberly is such a ##### but so hot.
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She struggles with the fried chicken and cupcakes for sure, but she's damn sexy imo. Great thick legs and massive rack.
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This.Also, Andrea Tantaros is some kind of wonderful, too. She is on Outnumbered, though.
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Outnumbered is the real deal

 
RBM said:
Brady Marino said:
McGarnicle said:
jamny said:
McGarnicle said:
Kimberly GuilfoyleMeghan McCainDana Perino

:finished:
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Is that McCain? She's a little chunkier.Kimberly is such a ##### but so hot.
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She struggles with the fried chicken and cupcakes for sure, but she's damn sexy imo. Great thick legs and massive rack.
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This.Also, Andrea Tantaros is some kind of wonderful, too. She is on Outnumbered, though.
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Outnumbered is the real deal
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I would like to be outnumbered like 3 to 1 with these ladies.

 
Isn't it great being a red blooded Conservative? What do the poor Liberals get? Rachel Maddow that's what they get.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
The T&A distracts the troglodytes from the utter bull #### they pump out.
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I've watched more cable news in the past 2 months than the previous 10 years, pretty much 50/50 between Fox and CNN to balance things out. Fox is definitely a surreal experience. Reminds me of a newscast you'd see in a futuristic dystopian movie. Very slick and polished, with an overall creepy, evil feel to it. And the commercials are great -- buy gold because the #### is about to hit the fan, NRA, country music, etc. CNN is more balanced in that they give conservatives much more screen time than Fox gives to liberals, but the women are pretty bland and the experience is pretty boring by comparison. It's as if they're locked in the 80's, still trying to present news instead of entertainment. I'd guess they're hemorrhaging money, barely hanging on.

 
McGarnicle said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
The T&A distracts the troglodytes from the utter bull #### they pump out.
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I've watched more cable news in the past 2 months than the previous 10 years, pretty much 50/50 between Fox and CNN to balance things out. Fox is definitely a surreal experience. Reminds me of a newscast you'd see in a futuristic dystopian movie. Very slick and polished, with an overall creepy, evil feel to it. And the commercials are great -- buy gold because the #### is about to hit the fan, NRA, country music, etc.CNN is more balanced in that they give conservatives much more screen time than Fox gives to liberals, but the women are pretty bland and the experience is pretty boring by comparison. It's as if they're locked in the 80's, still trying to present news instead of entertainment. I'd guess they're hemorrhaging money, barely hanging on.
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This is right on. I am right leaning but cannot take the over-the-top left bashing by Fox 24-7. I switch to CNN to try to get the real news. I keep coming back to Fox though just because almost every female newscaster is hot. I have not watched Fox in the morning for a few months but noticed a new brunette on Fox and Friends this morning. I should have tried to catch her name but was more interested in her legs.

Not sure which Fox broad is my favorite. Dana Perino or Kimberly G? Maybe Andrea?

 
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