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The Hug Life Chronicles: :( (2 Viewers)

We finally get random guy to leave the house and Stacy and I start going to town on the couch.  I am getting ready for my second hug and Kate walks in the front door.....

 
It is depressing how bad this board has become.  The 15 of us that still frequent this place are hanging onto these pathetic stories.  I am sorry if this is coming off as an attack on you it is meant as more of an attack on what this place has become.  Happy for you GB but this just sounds like any other regular weekend (or if you live in a major city any night) night. 

 
No need to stretch this out all week, wrap this story up already and please save us the BS about a work deadline as you were in and out of this thread all day. Don’t get me wrong, I’m enjoying the story but let’s get to the PG—13 ending already.

 
JuniorGong said:
No need to stretch this out all week, wrap this story up already and please save us the BS about a work deadline as you were in and out of this thread all day. Don’t get me wrong, I’m enjoying the story but let’s get to the PG—13 ending already.
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You want answers?! 

 
Speaking only for myself, I'm enjoying the story, Colonel. Looking forward to seeing where it goes and I will wait as long as it takes for you to finish. I don't need my entertainment sling-shot into my gob. Good things take time, you impatient SOBs.

 
sbonomo said:
It is depressing how bad this board has become.  The 15 of us that still frequent this place are hanging onto these pathetic stories.  I am sorry if this is coming off as an attack on you it is meant as more of an attack on what this place has become.  Happy for you GB but this just sounds like any other regular weekend (or if you live in a major city any night) night. 
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At least it's happening now. Most of my stories are from 15 years ago. :lol:

 
sbonomo said:
It is depressing how bad this board has become.  The 15 of us that still frequent this place are hanging onto these pathetic stories.  I am sorry if this is coming off as an attack on you it is meant as more of an attack on what this place has become.  Happy for you GB but this just sounds like any other regular weekend (or if you live in a major city any night) night. 
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I was just going to say this ?

 
Does this end with OP and random guy hooking up for some brown dots?   If that is the case please PM me so I can go back to political threads. 

 
JuniorGong said:
No need to stretch this out all week, wrap this story up already and please save us the BS about a work deadline as you were in and out of this thread all day. Don’t get me wrong, I’m enjoying the story but let’s get to the PG—13 ending already.
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You're right, I was in and out a lot. It only takes a second to pop in, read a few replies, hit the like button a few times and then carry on with my work.  To recall this story from my memory, and try to put it eloquently and paint a proper picture and to not start every ####### paragraph with "So" requires a little more focus. Patience. 

 
So, then we get back to the place and Margot takes random dude back to Kate's room. Me and Stacy are sitting on the couch, well actually she's sitting on my croch grinding. So then I turn on Netflix and choose Schindler's List and we watch that for 3 hours then fall asleep.  Before I lay down I gave her a nice hug and peck on the cheek.

 
I’m just hanging around waiting for the 1st appearance of Saints gear, then I’m rolling.  By then, we will know the climactic ending to the story.

 
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Thank God I'm married. This dating crap and drama seems awful.

Entertaining from the nose bleed seats here to be sure, but good god I haven't had to work that hard to get laid in 20 years.

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
You're right, I was in and out a lot. It only takes a second to pop in, read a few replies, hit the like button a few times and then carry on with my work.  To recall this story from my memory, and try to put it eloquently and paint a proper picture and to not start every ####### paragraph with "So" requires a little more focus. Patience. 
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I'm with you. I know from experience, it's time consuming, especially when someone interrupts every 2 minutes and you lose your train of thought or place in a sentence/paragraph. I can't tell you how many times I've typed sentences like : "Evidently, there was no room at the inn evidently," because there was a 10 minute gap between starting and ending the sentence. Then you have to go back and edit. 

 
Here's the NRJ shtick decoder, so you ###hats can stop whining about things moving slowly.

chit chat = making out (full tongue)

hand holding = hand job
hugs = ###### hugging his penis
 
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