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The Hug Life Chronicles: :( (2 Viewers)

 exactly. These boards scare me sometimes. Guy has a close friend regardless of how long he knew her and now because she has some issues people are suggesting kicking her to the curb. I wouldn't wanna be their friends.
Well I'm an alcoholic so I'm familiar with the type of friend this girl is. I used to be that way myself.

I'd certainly keep her at arm's length. 

 
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you guys have officially gotten :fishing:

but God Bless you for staying in the game
You're kind of strange. You've been wrong the whole thread, about everything, and so your latest series of responses have been just insult trolling. 

I mean I get your anger for being so spectacularly wrong but at some point in time you have to look in the mirror and point the finger at that guy.

 
Who among us wouldn't get drunk on a TWO HOUR phone call, during which you were being called to task for railing some married person?  

i don't the angst about distancing yourself from Kate.   But I'm a heartless *******. 

 
Aren't Kate and MJ friends? You wouldn't have an issue with one of your buddies plowing your wife if the two of you had a fight because your friend didn't make a vow? 
That is a totally different scenario, an apples to apples scenario would be Kate being my wife’s friend and plowing me if I had a big blow up with my wife. 

I never said the same thing applies to the wife in this situation as she is obviously at fault for the fight.

 
Are people seriously questioning the point of this friendship with Kate? 

First of all, nothing wrong with being friends with a trainwreck as long as you aren't giving them your credit card or having them babysit the kids.

Most importantly, one night out with Kate led to a 6-for-6 night in Cougartown where he got milked within an inch of his life that most of us could only dream of at this point. Any single man should strive for friends like Kate.

NRJ, as always, plays it perfectly. Lend an ear to the trainwreck. Then lend a #### to the smoking hot, insatiable, cool chick that has her #### together.

 
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No. I'm questioning why anybody has a phone call longer than 15 minutes. And really any call longer than 5 minutes can be a challenge.

*Work conference calls not included
Also, this.

I don’t have 120 minutes of personal phone conversations in a month... total.  Let alone in one sitting... with a woman I’m not sleeping with, or related to.  :loco:

 
Who among us wouldn't get drunk on a TWO HOUR phone call, during which you were being called to task for railing some married person?  

i don't the angst about distancing yourself from Kate.   But I'm a heartless *******. 
:lol: I understand what people are saying. And to be honest, this whole mess will probably make me distance myself from her a bit. But I'm not going to just completely cut her off as a friend. 

 
And I don't mind the passive aggressive or flippant insults. It is to be expected I suppose. I know what Weblos are. I was just trying to understand WTH he was talking about and what specifically he had issue with. The phone call was 2 hours because she's mildly ADD and gets off topic pretty easily so there were 231 mini stories as I recounted the night's events to her.

 
[icon]’s guide to handling discovering infidelity by a friend:

1) MYOB and forget I ever saw/heard it 

or if friend knows I know and confronts me:

2) Say “:shrug: I don’t know the nuances of what you’re going through, it’s you’re life. If you need to talk about something I’m always here”.... then MYOB and forget I ever saw/heard it. 

Ways not to handle discovering infidelity by a friend:

1) Confront then in an extended ordeal and further embroil myself in the situation to the point there is no way to plausibly extricate myself from it in the event it implodes. 

JMHO YMMV :thumbup:  
Carry on, scout!

 
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And I don't mind the passive aggressive or flippant insults. It is to be expected I suppose. I know what Weblos are. I was just trying to understand WTH he was talking about and what specifically he had issue with. The phone call was 2 hours because she's mildly ADD and gets off topic pretty easily so there were 231 mini stories as I recounted the night's events to her.
Yeah not sure why people are stuck on the 2 hour phone call.  No one plans a 2 hour phone call but it happens. 

 
My vote is to keep Kate around as long as you're single.  If you and Stacy want to take things to the next level, she'll have to go. 

My preferred angle would be for you to bang all of them though; and I mean everyone including Dave, his wife and Random Guy. 

Then post here about it.

 
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Are people seriously questioning the point of this friendship with Kate? 

First of all, nothing wrong with being friends with a trainwreck as long as you aren't giving them your credit card or having them babysit the kids.

Most importantly, one night out with Kate led to a 6-for-6 night in Cougartown where he got milked within an inch of his life that most of us could only dream of at this point. Any single man should strive for friends like Kate.

NRJ, as always, plays it perfectly. Lend an ear to the trainwreck. Then lend a #### to the smoking hot, insatiable, cool chick that has her #### together.
Trainwreck friends can be a lot of fun as long as you do not get too close.  And, trainwreck friends tend to have a good time. 

NRJ did play it perfectly.  He met his fun female friend out and had a killer evening.  It is no surprise that he is remaining by the side of his friend even if she makes questionable decisions.  He has proven over and over that he is a good guy.  I don't see anything wrong here.

 
What is she in the dark?
I need a woman 'bout twice my age
A lady of nobility, gentility and rage
A splendour in the dark, lightning on the draw
Who'll go right through the book and break each and every law

I got a feelin'
And it won't go away, oh no
Just one thing and I'll be OK
I need a miracle every day

I need a woman 'bout twice my height
Statuesque, raven-tressed, a goddess of the night
A secret incantation, candle burning blue
We'll consult the spirits, maybe they'll know what to do

And it's real
And it won't go away, oh no
Can't get around and I can't run away
I need a miracle every day

I need a woman 'bout twice my weight
A ton of fun who packs a gun with all that other freight
Find her in a side-show, leave her in LA
Ride her like a surfer riding on a tidal wave

And it's real
Believe what I say
Just one thing that I gotta say
I need a miracle very day

It takes dynamite to get me up
Too much of everything is just enough
One more thing that I gotta say
I need a miracle every day

 
My vote is to keep Kate around as long as you're single.  If you and Stacy want to take things to the next level, she'll have to go. 

My preferred angle would be for you to bang all of them though; and I mean everyone including Dave, his wife and Random Guy. 

Then post here about it.
This here is a pro, fella's, playing at Yankee Stadium. 

The rest of us are just softball beer league players down at the city park.

 
I'd like to hear more about MJ. :wub:
Only hung out with her for a few hours before her early exit, but she was very cool. Super friendly and big personality, yet had the air about her that she is not to be ####ed with. She struck me as one of those women that would kick your ###, man or woman, if you #### her over.  I worry a little about Kate's safety if/when this thing blows up. 

 
Only hung out with her for a few hours before her early exit, but she was very cool. Super friendly and big personality, yet had the air about her that she is not to be ####ed with. She struck me as one of those women that would kick your ###, man or woman, if you #### her over.  I worry a little about Kate's safety if/when this thing blows up. 
Order a code red on someone. I don't care who. A code red would make this situation far less tricky

 
NRJ met Kate who lives a couple hours away on Tinder.  Banged her (sounds like only once) which sounds a little fishy to be honest. Considering Kate's lifestyle (alcoholic), let alone the fact that she bangs random guys on one night Tinder hook ups, you would think even if it wasn't the best, you still might have hit it a few more times. She probably liked you, which we will get to later. You obviously kept in contact after your first Tinder encounter and kind of weird you transitioned into the friend zone so quickly.  It sounds like Kate's "group of friends" are all relatively new, actually within about the same time frame of about how long NRJ has known her. Seems they all kind of swim in the same pond.  Wouldn't be surprised if Stacy has had some Tinder encounters.  She was willing to bang NRJ on first night.  So I'm not sure she really has her #### together as some in here may say, even if NRJ threw some serious game at her. I guess there probably should be zero judging of any type going on here.  I don't think a single person in this movie is any better than the other, including our hero NRJ.  That is not a slam on you NRJ, in any way, but this just seems like a very plausible group of dysfunctional friends with Tinder as a home base. That is where this journey began after all. While I'm all for a single dad getting his, this group while a ton of fun, seems a little toxic.  You have now banged two female friends. Think about that for a minute. If Kate likes you more than you "know" than there may be some friction between Kate and Stacy. Maybe not now, but down the road. I'm not saying bounce out of this if you really are "true" friends with Kate, stay in it for as long as you want and have your fun with her and her friends.  But it sounds like it is already a little more than you want on your plate other than nailing Stacy.  You have easy outs with distance and your children.  You can leave this entire group anytime you want.  But it also might be time, after you bang Stacy like a screen door in a hurricane a few more times, to go swim in a different pond and maybe find a nice non Tinder single mom at the school bake sale. 

 
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This here is a pro, fella's, playing at Yankee Stadium. 

The rest of us are just softball beer league players down at the city park.
Id rather not handle the other teams bats

NRJ met Kate who lives a couple hours away on Tinder.  Banged her (sounds like only once) which sounds a little fishy to be honest. Considering Kate's lifestyle (alcoholic), let alone the fact that she bangs random guys on one night Tinder hook ups, you would think even if it wasn't the best, you still might have hit it a few more times. She probably liked you, which we will get to later. You obviously kept in contact after your first Tinder encounter and kind of weird you transitioned into the friend zone so quickly.  It sounds like Kate's "group of friends" are all relatively new, actually within about the same time frame of about how long NRJ has known her. Seems they all kind of swim in the same pond.  Wouldn't be surprised if Stacy has had some Tinder encounters.  She was willing to bang NRJ on first night.  So I'm not sure she really has her #### together as some in here may say, even if NRJ threw some serious game at her. I guess there probably should be zero judging of any type going on here.  I don't think a single person in this movie is any better than the other, including our hero NRJ.  That is not a slam on you NRJ, in any way, but this just seems like a very plausible group of dysfunctional friends with Tinder as a home base. That is where this journey began after all. While I'm all for a single dad getting his, this group while a ton of fun, seems a little toxic.  You have now banged two female friends. Think about that for a minute. If Kate likes you more than you "know" than there may be some friction between Kate and Stacy. Maybe not now, but down the road. I'm not saying bounce out of this if you really are "true" friends with Kate, stay in it for as long as you want and have your fun with her and her friends.  But it sounds like it is already a little more than you want on your plate other than nailing Stacy.  You have easy outs with distance and your children.  You can leave this entire group anytime you want.  But it also might be time, after you bang Stacy like a screen door in a hurricane a few more times, to go swim in a different pond and maybe find a nice non Tinder single mom at the school bake sale. 
He never banged Kate

 
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Only hung out with her for a few hours before her early exit, but she was very cool. Super friendly and big personality, yet had the air about her that she is not to be ####ed with. She struck me as one of those women that would kick your ###, man or woman, if you #### her over.  I worry a little about Kate's safety if/when this thing blows up. 
:wub: :wub: :wub:

 
Order a code red on someone. I don't care who. A code red would make this situation far less tricky
The Code Red has to be on Random Guy (bit player that was never heard from again).....now you just have to find a Lt Kendrick to get the orders passed along.

 
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My vote is to keep Kate around as long as you're single.  If you and Stacy want to take things to the next level, she'll have to go. 

My preferred angle would be for you to bang all of them though; and I mean everyone including Dave, his wife and Random Guy. 

Then post here about it.
Classic AZ Ron.  :lmao:

 
brohan i dont even know where to go with the kate thing potentially helping end a marriage is not cool and niehter is the boozing issue she needs help and to clean up but bromigo trying to convince someone to make that change is really hard you got to get them talk to the man in the mirror and make that change i just wish you luck in dealing with this take that to the bank brohan 

 
NRJ met Kate who lives a couple hours away on Tinder.  Banged her (sounds like only once) which sounds a little fishy to be honest. Considering Kate's lifestyle (alcoholic), let alone the fact that she bangs random guys on one night Tinder hook ups, you would think even if it wasn't the best, you still might have hit it a few more times. She probably liked you, which we will get to later. You obviously kept in contact after your first Tinder encounter and kind of weird you transitioned into the friend zone so quickly.  It sounds like Kate's "group of friends" are all relatively new, actually within about the same time frame of about how long NRJ has known her. Seems they all kind of swim in the same pond.  Wouldn't be surprised if Stacy has had some Tinder encounters.  She was willing to bang NRJ on first night.  So I'm not sure she really has her #### together as some in here may say, even if NRJ threw some serious game at her. I guess there probably should be zero judging of any type going on here.  I don't think a single person in this movie is any better than the other, including our hero NRJ.  That is not a slam on you NRJ, in any way, but this just seems like a very plausible group of dysfunctional friends with Tinder as a home base. That is where this journey began after all. While I'm all for a single dad getting his, this group while a ton of fun, seems a little toxic.  You have now banged two female friends. Think about that for a minute. If Kate likes you more than you "know" than there may be some friction between Kate and Stacy. Maybe not now, but down the road. I'm not saying bounce out of this if you really are "true" friends with Kate, stay in it for as long as you want and have your fun with her and her friends.  But it sounds like it is already a little more than you want on your plate other than nailing Stacy.  You have easy outs with distance and your children.  You can leave this entire group anytime you want.  But it also might be time, after you bang Stacy like a screen door in a hurricane a few more times, to go swim in a different pond and maybe find a nice non Tinder single mom at the school bake sale. 
Somebody should introduce you to the paragraph.

 
My vote is to keep Kate around as long as you're single.  If you and Stacy want to take things to the next level, she'll have to go. 

My preferred angle would be for you to bang all of them though; and I mean everyone including Dave, his wife and Random Guy. 

Then post here about it.
I thought dudes were only used for BJs.

 
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The Code Red has to be on Random Guy (bit player that was never heard from again).....now you just have to find a Lt Kendrick to get the orders passed along.
If this were Star Trek Random Guy would be wearing a red shirt and be expendable.

In reality Random Guy did NRJ a solid by disappearing. No way does he deserve a Code Red. If anything guy deserves a commendation for following the man code and getting out of dodge.

 
If this were Star Trek Random Guy would be wearing a red shirt and be expendable.

In reality Random Guy did NRJ a solid by disappearing. No way does he deserve a Code Red. If anything guy deserves a commendation for following the man code and getting out of dodge.
Yup.  Highest honors awarded to Sgt. Randude.

 
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If this were Star Trek Random Guy would be wearing a red shirt and be expendable.

In reality Random Guy did NRJ a solid by disappearing. No way does he deserve a Code Red. If anything guy deserves a commendation for following the man code and getting out of dodge.
Or was Random Guy an unfit Marine in that he couldn't close the deal with Margot and did indeed receive a Code Red that night.   Therefore it wasn't that he did a solid and didn't interrupt but Hal and Downey followed Lt Kendricks orders and administered the Code Red on Random Guy right then and there.

 
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NRJ - Maybe you covered this, but did you ever tell us (or figure out) why MJ and Dave got into a huge fight that night?  Was it because MJ found out that Dave was fooling around with Kate?  And that he was planning on going home with Kate that night?  Is that why Kate was acting so weird?  

I can't believe I actually care about this stuff...

 

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