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The Hug Life Chronicles: :( (2 Viewers)

Reading about your dating life, I'm simultaneously reminded why I want to get back into the dating arena and why I want nothing to do with it.   

 
if life has taught me anything it is that you should probably get a huge boombox and stand outside her window with peter gabriella playing she will think to her self that is a guy that means something man he just does and then say i thought i knew how to get over you brenda 90201 style and bam she will not move to texas sometimes when a girl wants to move to texas brohan you gotta bring the texas to her that is all i am saying and no one and i mean no one does that like old pete and the kids from 92011 take that to the your welcome bank brohan 

 
Don't go to this party!!

You've got other plans - just to be a realist, you've lost all hand here - not showing (especially if she goes) is your only chance of retaining any.
She's moving to another state.  The only good that hand is going to do him is that it's what he'll be boning once she leaves until he finds some new trim.

 
NRJ time to cut bait with this chick.  You have no problem finding other women to be your plaything so have at it.  Plus Marissa's clearly still got you on her mind so you'll be hugging it out with her soon enough.

But whatever you do, keep posting about it!
That's all the more reason to go to the party, whether Stacy goes or not.  If she doesn't show, bang one of her friends.  How's that for HAND ???!?!?!?

 
Hang out with Stacy as much as you want, go to the party, and when she moves, wish her luck! When she comes back to LA she will be going to the Colonel for a romp and in the meantime you go cast other lines in the sea as well. Good Luck!

 
Any chance #3 is based on her sort of figuring out that you’ve got someone? I don’t remember all the hugging stories and why that went nowhere. 
No. Stacy hasn't been to my place in probably a month, so I don't think it's that. Sigh. I have stopped trying to figure that one out.  She definitely had some issues with getting close to someone at that time. She was finalizing a nasty divorce too, so there were a lot of things at play for her there. I know I had strong feelings for her. If I'm being honest with myself, I know that despite my best attempts to bury all that and whether it would ever resurface or not, I probably still do. I think she's my kryptonite. I know we sleep about 40 feet from each other and did not personally speak to each other for about a year and a half (that was up until a brief front yard talk about 2 weeks ago), other than a few impersonal text exchanges here and there and shy waves when passing in traffic. I did let her know when my ex-wife passed away a few months ago, and she did send me a couple messages around that time that were a little more personal, but not overly so.  

 
1) We are in some sort of weird limbo currently. We are still talking but haven't seen Stacy in a couple of weeks. She got a new job a couple weeks ago that's going to require her to work many weekends, and also her daughter is going to be moving to Texas next fall for work, and Stacy says she is planning on going with her. I expressed my desire to continue to see her, as things have been great between us. I think she still likes me but is thinking about all that going forward and it's all got her really stressed out and wanting to just shut down. I asked her last week if she just wanted to end things and do her own thing. She said no. But on the other hand, I don't feel like she's acting like she was before either.
There are only two answers here.  #1 buy the house next door to her daughter in Texas, pack up the kids, and start a new life with Stacy.  #2 break up but keep her on the hook for visits back home.

 
Don't go to this party!!

You've got other plans - just to be a realist, you've lost all hand here - not showing (especially if she goes) is your only chance of retaining any.
This is part of what I'm on the fence about, and waiting to see how it goes this week in talking to Stacy.   On one hand, Kate is my good friend and I don't want to miss her party (she is aware of the situation, also doesn't understand Stacy's behavior even as a fellow female, and has given me the blessing to miss if I need to for myself). On the other hand, I kinda also want to show up for a couple of reasons. 1) I have a feeling it could turn into a #### show, given the list of attendees :popcorn:  2) If Stacy does come, it could go a couple of different ways. Worse case, I get to hang out with some friends and have some laughs and beers and who knows, might meet someone new. 

 
This is part of what I'm on the fence about, and waiting to see how it goes this week in talking to Stacy.   On one hand, Kate is my good friend and I don't want to miss her party (she is aware of the situation, also doesn't understand Stacy's behavior even as a fellow female, and has given me the blessing to miss if I need to for myself). On the other hand, I kinda also want to show up for a couple of reasons. 1) I have a feeling it could turn into a #### show, given the list of attendees :popcorn:  2) If Stacy does come, it could go a couple of different ways. Worse case, I get to hang out with some friends and have some laughs and beers and who knows, might meet someone new. 
I assume random guy will be attending?

 
is margo the one whose husband kate slept wtih or what i cannot remember i hope she threw that bum to the curb like a moldy peace of kobi black angus steak take that to the bank bromigo

 
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She's moving to another state.  The only good that hand is going to do him is that it's what he'll be boning once she leaves until he finds some new trim.
In 6 months, and I'm skeptical she even moves. He can roll the dice on the long game, or he can chase a one night win - I play the long game, but that's just me. 

 
In 6 months, and I'm skeptical she even moves. He can roll the dice on the long game, or he can chase a one night win - I play the long game, but that's just me. 
Right now, it seems like the long game is sitting at home masturbating into the kitchen sink while hoping the kids don't wake up because the volume on the Golden Girls reruns is cranked up to mask the sounds of self-gratification.  I'm choosing a night of beers and late night revelry over that any day irrespective of how it works vis-a-vis Stacy.  Doing this is how he got Stacy in the first place, I don't see what benefit is gained by staying home.  If she tells him she isn't going and he glumly replies, "OK...I guess I'll stay home too....," I don't even see how that creates any kind of "hand" except for....well, you know.

If she goes and he goes too, at least he has a chance of getting laid instead of trying to ignore the sound of Bea Arthur's voice while he cranks one into the garbage disposal.  If she doesn't go, telling him so and hearing back "OK, bummer - well, I'll be sure to toss a few for you !" plays a lot better than the above anyway.

 
Right now, it seems like the long game is sitting at home masturbating into the kitchen sink while hoping the kids don't wake up because the volume on the Golden Girls reruns is cranked up to mask the sounds of self-gratification.  I'm choosing a night of beers and late night revelry over that any day irrespective of how it works vis-a-vis Stacy.  Doing this is how he got Stacy in the first place, I don't see what benefit is gained by staying home.  If she tells him she isn't going and he glumly replies, "OK...I guess I'll stay home too....," I don't even see how that creates any kind of "hand" except for....well, you know.

If she goes and he goes too, at least he has a chance of getting laid instead of trying to ignore the sound of Bea Arthur's voice while he cranks one into the garbage disposal.  If she doesn't go, telling him so and hearing back "OK, bummer - well, I'll be sure to toss a few for you !" plays a lot better than the above anyway.
I'm on the fence. Which episode of Golden Girls are we talking? If it's the one where Maude has the shower scene, I'm staying in.

 
Never saw it, but I'm assuming there's a lot of gratuitous close-ups of Rose walking barefoot.
He didn't direct it, he just appears in it.

Rose does dork herself with a banana in the background of one scene where Blanche is making a bunch of sexual innuendos and Sophia is spinning some sassy yarn about Sicily.

 
is margo the one whose husband kate slept wtih or what i cannot remember i hope she threw that bum to the curb like a moldy peace of kobi black angus steak take that to the bank bromigo
Margot is Kate's bff who lives in the same apartment complex. Margot is not married but has (and had at that time, though I didn't know it then) a boyfriend. I think Random Guy tagged along thinking he was about to get lucky with Margot, then she realized her mistake when she got home and he was trying to come in with her, so she sent him away, never to be heard from again. 

The husband in question is Dave, who is married to MJ, both of whom are on the invitee list for this weekend's shindig. 

 
He didn't direct it, he just appears in it.

Rose does dork herself with a banana in the background of one scene where Blanche is making a bunch of sexual innuendos and Sophia is spinning some sassy yarn about Sicily.
True story: my dad bought a banana on eBay that was supposedly used thusly by Angela Landsbury, complete with certificate of authenticity, and photos. Turns out, it was that banana.

 
I'm a firm believer in "moving on" when something doesn't feel right, but this hasn't felt like that. But still, for whatever her reasons may be, if she's not all-in on this deal, it's only fair to both of us to just be thankful for the good times we had and move on. Going to try and talk to her some time this week, as it's been weighing on my mind. And ending on good terms will also leave the door open for future pinch hits. If you know what I mean. 

And thanks for the replies. It helps to hear opinions when sometimes your brain wants to argue with your heart.

Oh, and SWC Texas shtick is :thumbup:  

 
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True story: my dad bought a banana on eBay that was supposedly used thusly by Angela Landsbury, complete with certificate of authenticity, and photos. Turns out, it was that banana.
P RGK: "Dad, I found a gourd on ebay used by Kate Jackson"

Dad: "Does it have a certificate of authenticity?"

P RGK: "Doesn't look like it"

Dad: "Pass!"

 
There are only two answers here.  #1 buy the house next door to her daughter in Texas, pack up the kids, and start a new life with Stacy.  #2 break up but keep her on the hook for visits back home.
#1 would be especially entertaining for us if he didn't tell stacy he was doing it.

 
Margot is Kate's bff who lives in the same apartment complex. Margot is not married but has (and had at that time, though I didn't know it then) a boyfriend. I think Random Guy tagged along thinking he was about to get lucky with Margot, then she realized her mistake when she got home and he was trying to come in with her, so she sent him away, never to be heard from again. 

The husband in question is Dave, who is married to MJ, both of whom are on the invitee list for this weekend's shindig. 
Go to the party and focus on banging Kate, Margot or MJ or some combination of the three...seems pretty simple

 
Oh, you are going to this party if I have to drag your ### there myself.  You have no options.  But if you really want to make the night (and story) special, bring Marissa as a date.  Please...
:lmao:  That thought actually crossed my mind at one point, during my deep analysis of all this ####. The funny thing is, Marissa is essentially a 10-year younger version of Stacy. I guess I have a type now. :lol:  

 
Right now, it seems like the long game is sitting at home masturbating into the kitchen sink while hoping the kids don't wake up because the volume on the Golden Girls reruns is cranked up to mask the sounds of self-gratification.  I'm choosing a night of beers and late night revelry over that any day irrespective of how it works vis-a-vis Stacy.  Doing this is how he got Stacy in the first place, I don't see what benefit is gained by staying home.  If she tells him she isn't going and he glumly replies, "OK...I guess I'll stay home too....," I don't even see how that creates any kind of "hand" except for....well, you know.

If she goes and he goes too, at least he has a chance of getting laid instead of trying to ignore the sound of Bea Arthur's voice while he cranks one into the garbage disposal.  If she doesn't go, telling him so and hearing back "OK, bummer - well, I'll be sure to toss a few for you !" plays a lot better than the above anyway.
Wait, kitchen sink?  That's a thing?  I mean bathroom sink, sure, but kitchen sink?  

 
No. Stacy hasn't been to my place in probably a month, so I don't think it's that. Sigh. I have stopped trying to figure that one out.  She definitely had some issues with getting close to someone at that time. She was finalizing a nasty divorce too, so there were a lot of things at play for her there. I know I had strong feelings for her. If I'm being honest with myself, I know that despite my best attempts to bury all that and whether it would ever resurface or not, I probably still do. I think she's my kryptonite. I know we sleep about 40 feet from each other and did not personally speak to each other for about a year and a half (that was up until a brief front yard talk about 2 weeks ago), other than a few impersonal text exchanges here and there and shy waves when passing in traffic. I did let her know when my ex-wife passed away a few months ago, and she did send me a couple messages around that time that were a little more personal, but not overly so.  
Since Marissa is your kryptonite, maybe it's worth you making a little move/gesture toward her from time to time - you never know when you might catch her at the right time.

Perhaps the cookies that she sent over the other day were a small overture by her... she may be hoping for a reciprocal move of some sort.

I'm a confirmed romantic at heart, and I kinda have the feeling you two crazy kids are destined for each other.

BTW, none of the above precludes you also going to the party so you can report on the drama.

 
Since Marissa is your kryptonite, maybe it's worth you making a little move/gesture toward her from time to time - you never know when you might catch her at the right time.

Perhaps the cookies that she sent over the other day were a small overture by her... she may be hoping for a reciprocal move of some sort.

I'm a confirmed romantic at heart, and I kinda have the feeling you two crazy kids are destined for each other.

BTW, none of the above precludes you also going to the party so you can report on the drama.
This right here!  The divorce thing was a while back, and maybe she is ready now??  Oh and the neck tats I mean come on!  You need a wingman I am there if you can explain to my wife why I need to drive 4-5 hours away randomly.  I make an excellent wingman.

I took some friends who were very shy out one night to meet some ladies.  On the way I stopped at Acadamy and bought an autograph style football and a sharpie.  I would go up to random ladies and ask them to sign my football.  They thought it was awesome and I was hammered so I had no clue what kind of fool I looked like.  The football is now enshrined in the back of a buddy’s closet on the floor with double digit signatures and about 5-10 phone numbers written on it. :peacocking:

 
This right here!  The divorce thing was a while back, and maybe she is ready now??  Oh and the neck tats I mean come on!  You need a wingman I am there if you can explain to my wife why I need to drive 4-5 hours away randomly.  I make an excellent wingman.

I took some friends who were very shy out one night to meet some ladies.  On the way I stopped at Acadamy and bought an autograph style football and a sharpie.  I would go up to random ladies and ask them to sign my football.  They thought it was awesome and I was hammered so I had no clue what kind of fool I looked like.  The football is now enshrined in the back of a buddy’s closet on the floor with double digit signatures and about 5-10 phone numbers written on it. :peacocking:
:lmao:  My man! 

 
Since Marissa is your kryptonite, maybe it's worth you making a little move/gesture toward her from time to time - you never know when you might catch her at the right time.

Perhaps the cookies that she sent over the other day were a small overture by her... she may be hoping for a reciprocal move of some sort.

I'm a confirmed romantic at heart, and I kinda have the feeling you two crazy kids are destined for each other.

BTW, none of the above precludes you also going to the party so you can report on the drama.
Banana bread. It was cookies the first time she made a gesture a couple years ago  :lol: but don't think this thought didn't enter my mind too. It was like deja vu all over again.  Sighhhhh.

I'm not even sure what a good reciprocal move would be. I've kinda been waiting to see her outside and just speak to her again, so as not to be too intrusive. I did think, depending on the vibe I get from her,  of one day just asking her if she'd like to get coffee and talk.  But I won't engage on that until I figure out what the hell is going on with Stacy. 

 
Banana bread. It was cookies the first time she made a gesture a couple years ago  :lol: but don't think this thought didn't enter my mind too. It was like deja vu all over again.  Sighhhhh.

I'm not even sure what a good reciprocal move would be. I've kinda been waiting to see her outside and just speak to her again, so as not to be too intrusive. I did think, depending on the vibe I get from her,  of one day just asking her if she'd like to get coffee and talk.  But I won't engage on that until I figure out what the hell is going on with Stacy. 
When it rains, it pours... No rest for the wicked man.  You already know what is going on with Stacy, she's leaving. Go to the party AND re-engage with Marissa.  She's misses you, and we miss her...

 
Banana bread. It was cookies the first time she made a gesture a couple years ago  :lol: but don't think this thought didn't enter my mind too. It was like deja vu all over again.  Sighhhhh.

I'm not even sure what a good reciprocal move would be. I've kinda been waiting to see her outside and just speak to her again, so as not to be too intrusive. I did think, depending on the vibe I get from her,  of one day just asking her if she'd like to get coffee and talk.  But I won't engage on that until I figure out what the hell is going on with Stacy. 
Marissa > Stacy. 10 years younger, no chance of signing with Texas. We're on a FF messageboard - think dynasty value here. 

 
When it rains, it pours... No rest for the wicked man.  You already know what is going on with Stacy, she's leaving. Go to the party AND re-engage with Marissa.  She's misses you, and we miss her...
This too - Stacy just doesn't have the "it" factor. 

 
Banana bread. It was cookies the first time she made a gesture a couple years ago  :lol: but don't think this thought didn't enter my mind too. It was like deja vu all over again.  Sighhhhh.

I'm not even sure what a good reciprocal move would be.
It's been a while, but I think step 1 is cutting a hole in the box.

 

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