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things that are neat a swc joint not starting a new thread so bam here it is again with with new junk (1 Viewer)

SWC said:
it is summer and that means that i see all the fat cats talkin about how fancy there coolers are and sayin hey look at me im sittin here on this wicker chair drinking a beer out of my mortgage payment sasquach box well brohans you know dam well that music aint playin on swcs philco so here i am with something neat and that is how to make yourself a swc cooler for the rest of us here is what you do first you go find a house under construction and you know what do it in a rich neighborhood so you can really stick it to the man then you wait till they are insulating that sucker with some pink board and you grab the scraps out of the dumpster you take those scraps and you line anything  you want with them me i would probably just use a garbage can because i aint no dandy but anyhow once you have lined whatever you want with them then you glue them together and then you use exhaust pipe tape you know the reflective silver stuff that is super sticky to cover the outside so that it reflects heat and then you do the same on the inside too and then you make a little lit out of the pink board insulation coat that sucker with exhaust tape and i guarantee that sucker will work just as good as the old fatcats pricy stuff hell put a pbr in there or six if you get my drift dump in some ice forget about it for a week and bam you still got you a cold one when you remember so there you have it another little piece o neat from the old swcer take that to the bank just in time for the fourth of july bromigos  
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You need a calendar, bro?

 
ps if you want you can even make up your own name for and write it on there with a permanent marker maybe call it a squach or whatever and then what you do is you take another peace of exhaaust tape write squatch on it and then you stick that on the back of your car bam take that fatcats a cooler for the rest of us take that that to bank

 
I ordered 2 double cheeseburgers and a small fries at McDonald's today.  Ended up with an extra 6 piece nuggets and cheeseburger.  I thought that was pretty neat. 

*burp*

 
I had 2 kids over tonight,  plus my own 2, so we went to Little Caesars to get a couple pizzas for dinner.  They have a pinball-type machine where you win a super high bouncy ball,  and if you get a ball with the Little Caesars logo,  you win free Crazy Bread.  Out of 4 kids,  2 got free bread balls.  So I got 2 free crazy breads.  I thought that was pretty neat. 

 
MikeIke said:
I had 2 kids over tonight,  plus my own 2, so we went to Little Caesars to get a couple pizzas for dinner.  They have a pinball-type machine where you win a super high bouncy ball,  and if you get a ball with the Little Caesars logo,  you win free Crazy Bread.  Out of 4 kids,  2 got free bread balls.  So I got 2 free crazy breads.  I thought that was pretty neat. 
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ikemike you bet your sweet sassy molassy that right there is neat man you just neated it up for the rest of us and for that i salute you take that to the neat bank brochacho

 
you know what brohans lets just do this summer is half over but lets make the second half of summer the second have of neat bam just neat it up all over hell the rest of summer i know you guys got this take that to the bank

 
SWC said:
you know what brohans lets just do this summer is half over but lets make the second half of summer the second have of neat bam just neat it up all over hell the rest of summer i know you guys got this take that to the bank
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:thumbup: :thumbup:

 
I went tubing yesterday with my girlfriend. The tubing was pretty neat, on its own.  While floating down the cool river on a sunny day, a ziplock bag with a blunt in it floated right on up and pretty much into my hand. I thought "that just made a neat day so much neater". 

 
Beautiful summer Sunday. Got some family over. Grilling some food out on the deck and a bald eagle is circling above the pond. That's USA-style neat to me, brohans!

 
Sitting on a beach celebrating national tequila day, spying pretty girls, and playing last night's show.  Looking forward to some ice creme on the way home before The Night Of and Ray Donovan.   Nice little Sunday.

 
hole lotta neat up in here right now bromigos you brohans keep the neat rollin take that to the bank with your bad brohans selves

 
all right just in time for samstag i am going to take this baby in a difffernent direction i think that the motown beat is neat as hell bromigos and my favorites are four tops reach out ill be there smokeys tracks of my tears and smokeys tears of a clown everyone knows that motown is neat there is no argument so what are your favorites lets groove this sucker right now bromigos take that to the bank

 
Smokey is the man.  I also have always dug the motown sound, and that type of music overall.   You Really Got a Hold on Me is my favorite Smokey tune.  

 
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that is a great one bromigo i am jamming to smokey right now brohan life is definitely neat up in here take that to the bank

 
BTW, don't sleep on Martha and the Vandelas.  So $$.  Tracks of My Tears is another great Smokey tune.

 
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My main man Jerry Garcia seemed to also enjoy the Motown sound.  I especially enjoyed his take on Second That Emotion.  Im gonna play it now on the beach as a matter of fact.  Thanks for starting this sweet breakoff thread.

 
PIK95 said:
BTW, don't sleep on Martha and the Vandelas.  So $$.  Tracks of My Tears is another great Smokey tune.
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so everyone knows dancing iin the street but nowhere to run is the best vandellas baby take that to the bank bromigos 

 
just crank nowhere to run bromigo beach babes will be crawling all over you and surround you and mash potatos which was a great dance take that to the bank

 
The way USA women's gymnastics has been dominating the Olympics is pretty neat.  And Aly Raisman's bum is super neat.  Take that to the bank,  buttloverchachos. 

 
Leroy Hoard said:
 what SWC could stand for:

Southwest Corner

Strangers with Candy

Sir Winston Churchill

Semi Wad Cutter

Surge Withstand Capability

Solar Wind Collector

Southwest Cheese

Shoulda Woulda Coulda

Southwest Cholos (street gang)

Submarine Wives Club

Simulated Worst Case

Sex Without Condom
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But not Southwest Conference. Damnit.

 
bromigos there is no nice way to break this to you but this place has been less than neat lately so it is time to put a four barrel neatarator on this here hemi and watch some serious stuff happen when the neat flux capacitor hits 88 in this baby so one thing that a lot of the fat cats love rubbin our noses in lately is there fancy watches that tell them how many steps they took in a day look there is no way us working stiffs are gonna drop two hondo samoleons on that kinda stuff and look i can make damn near anything out of a garbage can garbage disposal and a couple of ring clamps but there aint no way im making anything with a computer on it so here is what you do you take a pad of paper and you put a tally mark on that baby for every step you take and then at the end of the day you count up the marks and that is how many steps you took in the day and here is the kicker it is really important in todays world to let everyone know you really care a hell of a lot about steps so you take a couple of rubber bands or packaging tape and you fasten that notebook around your arm all day so everyone sees it and then they will know and that my friends is swcs step watch for the rest of us and that my friends is pretty neat take that to the bank brochachos  

 
SWC said:
bromigos there is no nice way to break this to you but this place has been less than neat lately so it is time to put a four barrel neatarator on this here hemi and watch some serious stuff happen when the neat flux capacitor hits 88 in this baby so one thing that a lot of the fat cats love rubbin our noses in lately is there fancy watches that tell them how many steps they took in a day look there is no way us working stiffs are gonna drop two hondo samoleons on that kinda stuff and look i can make damn near anything out of a garbage can garbage disposal and a couple of ring clamps but there aint no way im making anything with a computer on it so here is what you do you take a pad of paper and you put a tally mark on that baby for every step you take and then at the end of the day you count up the marks and that is how many steps you took in the day and here is the kicker it is really important in todays world to let everyone know you really care a hell of a lot about steps so you take a couple of rubber bands or packaging tape and you fasten that notebook around your arm all day so everyone sees it and then they will know and that my friends is swcs step watch for the rest of us and that my friends is pretty neat take that to the bank brochachos  
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:cstu:

 
PlasmaDogPlasma said:
I don't get it. What's with the CSTU references?
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SWC stopped posting about the same time CSTU disappeared.  People obsessed with CSTU assume they're the same person, which doesn't make a lot of sense.  In any event, whoever has the keys to SWC right now kinda sucks at it.

 
brohans i am just me i am not ctsu or anyone else and i left for a while after the election because i have been here for other elections and like always this place is a crap fest after elections for example see every political post but like my main man arnold swarzenager said im back take that to the neat bank bromigosabes 

 
I'm an optimist. Cautiously looking forward to future work. Big fan of previous work.

Eta... 0/2, but still going for the best

 
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SWC said:
brohans i am just me i am not ctsu or anyone else and i left for a while after the election because i have been here for other elections and like always this place is a crap fest after elections for example see every political post but like my main man arnold swarzenager said im back take that to the neat bank bromigosabes 
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Neat!

 
hey bromigos i do not really think i am funny but i try to stay positive and be good to others like my main man the golden rule says so i will try to do that as good as i can thats all that i can say and it is good to see you brohans again take that to the bank

 
:clap: :clap: :clap:

It's like freaking Christmas in March!!!!!

Welcome back, ole swcer.  The place ain't been the same without you.

 
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hey brohans to do something neat i chanllege you each to do something good for someone else this weekend maybe just hold a door for some old bag at a store or do not get mad at a bad driver when you have a kid in your car just some little thing or maybe work at a soup kitchen all weekend whatever it takes just get r dun neat style and spread the good take that to the bank bromigos 

 
:thumbup:  ima help an ol lady with her moneybags, bronance, and deflower a teller and you can take that to.........from?.......the bank

 
what the heck lets do this here are some neat ways to say brohan and what they mean brochacho it is like muchacho but with the brohan flavor bromigosabe is like kimosabe like tonto on lone ranger said bromigo is like amigo but with brohan flare broseidan king of the brocean is like poseidan king of the ocean but turned awesome fellow bromericans is like when old jfk asked us not what our country can do for us but what we can do for our country but turned brohan style for the modern era and that is whats neat today brohans have a good one and be good to others take that to the bank 

 
SWC said:
hey brohans to do something neat i chanllege you each to do something good for someone else this weekend maybe just hold a door for some old bag at a store or do not get mad at a bad driver when you have a kid in your car just some little thing or maybe work at a soup kitchen all weekend whatever it takes just get r dun neat style and spread the good take that to the bank bromigos 
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Missed this first time around but will incorporate it this coming week sometime.

 
also do not run any old bags off of the road that is the path of the brohan take that to the bank 

 
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