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things that are neat a swc joint not starting a new thread so bam here it is again with with new junk (1 Viewer)

Ditkaless Wonders said:
Things that are neat - I got my first naked pic texted to me from a female.  35 years younger than me.  On all fours from behind.  She clearly has some sort of Daddy issue.  Very inappropriate.  I'm a married guy and I know her through the workplace.  Still, it was sort of neat to finally be included in the trend. 
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Deleted the text, blocked the number, shared the pic with my brother and then wiped that from my phone too. Nothing good can come from a married man pursuing or responding to a troubled young woman in the work place. I have been keeping the matter from my wife.  I fear she would over react.  I also fear that by keeping it from her, should she ever find out, that it would make matters worse then, I would be hard to believe.

I am not reporting it at work.  I am treating it as a misdirected text, though really, since she did not have my number and could only get it through some effort it was not really misdirected.

My only interaction with this girl was a 45 minute lecture with me filling in for the regular person at the last minute due to a snow emergency. We had no conversation before, during, or after the lecture, but I will say she did catch my eye.

 
Ditkaless Wonders said:
Deleted the text, blocked the number, shared the pic with my brother and then wiped that from my phone too. Nothing good can come from a married man pursuing or responding to a troubled young woman in the work place. I have been keeping the matter from my wife.  I fear she would over react.  I also fear that by keeping it from her, should she ever find out, that it would make matters worse then, I would be hard to believe.

I am not reporting it at work.  I am treating it as a misdirected text, though really, since she did not have my number and could only get it through some effort it was not really misdirected.

My only interaction with this girl was a 45 minute lecture with me filling in for the regular person at the last minute due to a snow emergency. We had no conversation before, during, or after the lecture, but I will say she did catch my eye.
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Ditkaless Wonders said:
Deleted the text, blocked the number, shared the pic with my brother and then wiped that from my phone too. Nothing good can come from a married man pursuing or responding to a troubled young woman in the work place. I have been keeping the matter from my wife.  I fear she would over react.  I also fear that by keeping it from her, should she ever find out, that it would make matters worse then, I would be hard to believe.

I am not reporting it at work.  I am treating it as a misdirected text, though really, since she did not have my number and could only get it through some effort it was not really misdirected.

My only interaction with this girl was a 45 minute lecture with me filling in for the regular person at the last minute due to a snow emergency. We had no conversation before, during, or after the lecture, but I will say she did catch my eye.
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Sure, that's probably the way I'd handle it.  I meant what did she look like?  Maybe PM the pic.  Assuming of course that 35 years younger is still legal.   Tell us about the daddy issues.  Maybe start over with "I never thought this could happen to me, but...".   

It's Friday and the FFA is clearly in a death spiral.  This has/had potential. 

 
maybe this is the problem with the ffa i started a nice little diddy here where i taught you how to make a smoker out of a garbage can and somehow you leches figured out how to turn that in to some porn stuff i mean honestly nice work that is a hard transition to make if you think about it but you sorta gotta admit is shows that the good follks of the ffa do not want to talk about neat stuff but instead just boobs and stuff which hey gotta admit im ok with but maybe start a thread about neat boobs or whatever trust me if i can start a thread literally anyone else in the galaxyverse can take that to the bank brohans 

 
Two categories - 

things that WERE neat:

- Boobs, ######, cocaine, combining the 3 with a splash of viagra

- Partying until 5am and motorboating until the sun comes up

Things that ARE neat:

- Interacting with my kids, watching them start to form their own opinions and share those, being a dad

- sleeping for over 7 hours straight

- going out to dinner with the wife

- getting drunk and waking up without a hangover

- money, especially won money, always feels better than earned money

- Rolex 

 
SWC said:
maybe this is the problem with the ffa i started a nice little diddy here where i taught you how to make a smoker out of a garbage can and somehow you leches figured out how to turn that in to some porn stuff i mean honestly nice work that is a hard transition to make if you think about it but you sorta gotta admit is shows that the good follks of the ffa do not want to talk about neat stuff but instead just boobs and stuff which hey gotta admit im ok with but maybe start a thread about neat boobs or whatever trust me if i can start a thread literally anyone else in the galaxyverse can take that to the bank brohans 
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I'm going to make one, if that makes you feel better. I think there is room here for bawdy stories and bbq tips. Take that to meat bank, brohan...wait, that didn't sound right

 
yeah you know what who am i to say what is neat and what is not i am just going to put up stuff i think is neat and if someone else thinks something else is neat hey man i say neat and let neat just be excellent and do not make the rudinator mad and i am good with it bam another riddle solved by the old swcer take that to the bank 

 
SWC said:
maybe this is the problem with the ffa i started a nice little diddy here where i taught you how to make a smoker out of a garbage can and somehow you leches figured out how to turn that in to some porn stuff i mean honestly nice work that is a hard transition to make if you think about it but you sorta gotta admit is shows that the good follks of the ffa do not want to talk about neat stuff but instead just boobs and stuff which hey gotta admit im ok with but maybe start a thread about neat boobs or whatever trust me if i can start a thread literally anyone else in the galaxyverse can take that to the bank brohans 
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My bad.  You are right.  I'm not sure I have any neat stuff.  I don't need the garbage can smoker, I've got a regular one but I might be interested in making a deep fryer out of stuff around the house. Ideally it would work for turkeys, battered fish, and wings.  I have a karaoke machine, an old bike, and a leaf blower to work with.  Any ideas?

Oh, I have a wheelbarrow and a holocaust cape as well.

 
yes you can make a very large deep friar out of a beer keg you cut the top off of that baby and then you set it in your yard over a dirt patch then you use some stones or old bricks or whatever to build up a wall roughly 10 to 12 inches around that baby probably a foot tall then you fill that space with charcoal next you fill up the keg with cooking oil and you light up the charcoal and it will cause that oil to boil like crazy then you put whatever in the name of god you want to deep fry in here then what you could do is use the leaf blower like a billows to really get some air on that there charcoal and superheat it for an even hotter oil boil and on your bike you could hook up the rear wheel to create power to run that karyoke machine and sing along so that while you are deep frying stuff you are already burning off the calories you are about to eat and having a pretty damn good time singing like a wildman so bam there you have it bromigo take that to thy bank

 
edited to ps that we now have 53 users recently so we are making it happen brohans i am proud of you guys for making it neat and making the magic happen mission accomplised take that to the bank

 
SWC said:
yes you can make a very large deep friar out of a beer keg you cut the top off of that baby and then you set it in your yard over a dirt patch then you use some stones or old bricks or whatever to build up a wall roughly 10 to 12 inches around that baby probably a foot tall then you fill that space with charcoal next you fill up the keg with cooking oil and you light up the charcoal and it will cause that oil to boil like crazy then you put whatever in the name of god you want to deep fry in here then what you could do is use the leaf blower like a billows to really get some air on that there charcoal and superheat it for an even hotter oil boil and on your bike you could hook up the rear wheel to create power to run that karyoke machine and sing along so that while you are deep frying stuff you are already burning off the calories you are about to eat and having a pretty damn good time singing like a wildman so bam there you have it bromigo take that to thy bank
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I am getting psyched right now for chicken wings and an Elvis concert in my backyard tomorrow.  Thanks for inspiring me.

 
Is there still a cap on likes because this swc thread is :moneybag:  and we should be free to have as many likes as we want in this thread bromigos.

-QG

 
Inspire by this thread I'm having wings tonight...with bourbon...though, went with a the big round ice cube rather than neat.

 
SWC said:
yes you can make a very large deep friar out of a beer keg you cut the top off of that baby and then you set it in your yard over a dirt patch then you use some stones or old bricks or whatever to build up a wall roughly 10 to 12 inches around that baby probably a foot tall then you fill that space with charcoal next you fill up the keg with cooking oil and you light up the charcoal and it will cause that oil to boil like crazy then you put whatever in the name of god you want to deep fry in here then what you could do is use the leaf blower like a billows to really get some air on that there charcoal and superheat it for an even hotter oil boil and on your bike you could hook up the rear wheel to create power to run that karyoke machine and sing along so that while you are deep frying stuff you are already burning off the calories you are about to eat and having a pretty damn good time singing like a wildman so bam there you have it bromigo take that to thy bank
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Am I really a fat cat if I spend 60.00 on a fryer at Job Lot instead of the swc beer keg neat version?

 
SWC said:
maybe this is the problem with the ffa i started a nice little diddy here where i taught you how to make a smoker out of a garbage can and somehow you leches figured out how to turn that in to some porn stuff i mean honestly nice work that is a hard transition to make if you think about it but you sorta gotta admit is shows that the good follks of the ffa do not want to talk about neat stuff but instead just boobs and stuff which hey gotta admit im ok with but maybe start a thread about neat boobs or whatever trust me if i can start a thread literally anyone else in the galaxyverse can take that to the bank brohans 
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In all fairness, boobs are neat, and you were talking about heating up your meat.  So not that hard of a transition.

 
For BeerHole2 I'm going to make a garbage can smoker and 5 gallon bucket margarita pail. Hope to lure SWC out of hiding for this one. It's going to be epic

 
first off how are you bromigos second it was gorgeus here in the great state of milwaukee this weekend and i saw some folks hauling around boats so yep it is that time of the season when people use a boat and i know that a lot of people will say man old swcer i love using a boat but i get hungry for some nice hot food how am i going to do both since i am not a fbg fatcat with a wicker boat well bam the old swcer is here to solve this riddle for you so a lot of people can not afford a frying pan or oven for there boat but they can afford tin foil so what you do is this you take that tinfoil and you but some fish or chicken in there cut up in to quick cooking sized chunks and then some veggies i prefer onions and a few spicy jalapenos in there myself and then you wrap that baby up tight and you put it right next to the block on your outboard then you put the lid back on your outboard and then you go screaming around the lake for an hour or so that engine block will get so hot that it will cook the food right in that there tinfoil pouch and that my fine feathered friends is a hot spicy meal for the rest of us who like to use boats take that to the bank boatmigos 

 
SWC said:
first off how are you bromigos second it was gorgeus here in the great state of milwaukee this weekend and i saw some folks hauling around boats so yep it is that time of the season when people use a boat and i know that a lot of people will say man old swcer i love using a boat but i get hungry for some nice hot food how am i going to do both since i am not a fbg fatcat with a wicker boat well bam the old swcer is here to solve this riddle for you so a lot of people can not afford a frying pan or oven for there boat but they can afford tin foil so what you do is this you take that tinfoil and you but some fish or chicken in there cut up in to quick cooking sized chunks and then some veggies i prefer onions and a few spicy jalapenos in there myself and then you wrap that baby up tight and you put it right next to the block on your outboard then you put the lid back on your outboard and then you go screaming around the lake for an hour or so that engine block will get so hot that it will cook the food right in that there tinfoil pouch and that my fine feathered friends is a hot spicy meal for the rest of us who like to use boats take that to the bank boatmigos 
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You're usually pretty spot on, but if you're out on your boat, instead of buying fish to take with you, just catch some! Bam! You can literally take that savings to the bank!

 
you know what lardstick just liked me up some posts in here and it made me think to my self swcself you have not neated anything up lately so bam here is something that is neat in honor of my main man the caped crusader from down under old matthias jelly dellydova zipper hawai shirts are neat and here is why they are neat say your friend from down the way says hey brohan i am having a party swing on by later tonight but that is all he says and then later when you are putting some pomade on your hair and sprayin on a little of the smell good it hits you oh crap what is the dress code well hey man if you got you a zipper hawain shirt  you are set you wear that sucker and the ladies are like man he is all business a little formal but awwwww yeah you know he will throw down so you walk in there loud and proud wearing that baby and bam its a luowow party anyhow and now guess who is dressed for utlimate sucess you are it happens every time and that my friends is pretty dammed neat take that to the bank brochachos

 
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SWC said:
you know what lardstick just liked me up some posts in here and it made me think to my self swcself you have not neated anything up lately so bam here is something that is neat in honor of my main man the caped crusader from down under old matthias jelly dellydova zipper hawai shirts are neat and here is why they are neat say your friend from down the way says hey brohan i am having a party swing on by later tonight but that is all he says and then later when you are putting some pomade on your hair and sprayin on a little of the smell good it hits you oh crap what is the dress code well hey man if you got you a zipper hawain shirt  you are set you wear that sucker and the ladies are like man he is all business a little formal but awwwww yeah you know he will throw down so you walk in there loud and proud wearing that baby and bam its a luowow party anyhow and now guess who is dressed for utlimate sucess you are it happens every time and that my friends is pretty dammed neat take that to the bank brochachos
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:lmao:

:wub:

 
hey brohans i am totally cool with other cultures so i would totally attend a pacific style party that is just how swc rolls on the path of brohan live and let live and hey if you want to twirl some fire sticks around i am down with sayin hold my beer and watch this and givin it a try hell yeah take that to the sorry i burned your house down bank bromigos 

 
 what SWC could stand for:

Southwest Corner

Strangers with Candy

Sir Winston Churchill

Semi Wad Cutter

Surge Withstand Capability

Solar Wind Collector

Southwest Cheese

Shoulda Woulda Coulda

Southwest Cholos (street gang)

Submarine Wives Club

Simulated Worst Case

Sex Without Condom

 
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I'm not sure how I missed this the first time.  May have been on some self-imposed pseudo banning to try and keep myself from being corrupted by the likes of the FFA, can't remember, but thanks to Deepster for bumping it today. :thumbup:

I've never run out of likes, but I have to be getting close after reading all the way through this thread.

 
What's neat about swc is it could stand for whatever you want it to stand for like "scheduled wednesday cornhole" or "shredded white cabbage" or "sausage with cheese" - something for everyone bromigos.

-QG

 
Dude it's like swc got into my mind and started playing on the swing set but he is so skilled he didn't fall off in fact he did a 360 over the top of the bar and then jumped off and did a backflip onto his feet.  And then he started strutting like John travolting in Saturday night fever down the street under the el train and into a hot dog shop, but he was a vegetarian so he just ordered a bun with mustard but know ketchup, and then he hopped on the el train and took a ride until it floated off the track and into space but first it went to Cleveland to pick up Lebrun James because he is an alien and can talk to the other alien brohans and I when we got to the moon next to Pluto it was cold but Lebrun was so tall that he put the sun in his gym bag and kept us warm and we were happy the end bromigo

 
lakerstan said:
Dude it's like swc got into my mind and started playing on the swing set but he is so skilled he didn't fall off in fact he did a 360 over the top of the bar and then jumped off and did a backflip onto his feet.  And then he started strutting like John travolting in Saturday night fever down the street under the el train and into a hot dog shop, but he was a vegetarian so he just ordered a bun with mustard but know ketchup, and then he hopped on the el train and took a ride until it floated off the track and into space but first it went to Cleveland to pick up Lebrun James because he is an alien and can talk to the other alien brohans and I when we got to the moon next to Pluto it was cold but Lebrun was so tall that he put the sun in his gym bag and kept us warm and we were happy the end bromigo
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7.8/10

Would have given 8.0 if you had mentioned Michael Carter Williams being terrible or Kobe being a rapist.

 
it is summer and that means that i see all the fat cats talkin about how fancy there coolers are and sayin hey look at me im sittin here on this wicker chair drinking a beer out of my mortgage payment sasquach box well brohans you know dam well that music aint playin on swcs philco so here i am with something neat and that is how to make yourself a swc cooler for the rest of us here is what you do first you go find a house under construction and you know what do it in a rich neighborhood so you can really stick it to the man then you wait till they are insulating that sucker with some pink board and you grab the scraps out of the dumpster you take those scraps and you line anything  you want with them me i would probably just use a garbage can because i aint no dandy but anyhow once you have lined whatever you want with them then you glue them together and then you use exhaust pipe tape you know the reflective silver stuff that is super sticky to cover the outside so that it reflects heat and then you do the same on the inside too and then you make a little lid out of the pink board insulation coat that sucker with exhaust tape and i guarantee that sucker will work just as good as the old fatcats pricy stuff hell put a pbr in there or six if you get my drift dump in some ice forget about it for a week and bam you still got you a cold one when you remember so there you have it another little piece o neat from the old swcer take that to the bank just in time for the fourth of july bromigos  

 
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