Building on this. In almost every movie, the "bad guys" are horrible shots and miss the "good guys" from close range. The heroes are all crack shots that hit everybody they aim at.Woman who has never handled a firearm in her life comes to the rescue and becomes El Mariachi, killing the bad guy with one shot.
As noted above, that's because they never eat that breakfast that mom cooked because they were running late.never having to poop
Danny Glover made a career out of playing that role.Unusually low life expectancy and/or highly stressful and complicated last days for law enforcement officers getting ready to retire.
So you're saying you don't believe Bryce Dallas Howard could outrun a T-Rex in high heels.Women in heels suddenly become Jackie Joyner Kersee. 40yd dash in 4.2 seconds...in the woods....in the rain....at night
Add Bond in Moonraker to the list.Jumping out of planes without a parachute & surviving - Keanu Reeves in Point Break, Arnold in Eraser. Or how about Pierce Bronson driving a motorcycle off a cliff to jump into a plane about to crash. Free jumping is a lot easier than I thought apparently.
This actually happens for MrR. I have no idea how he does that.Parking spot conveniently right in front of the building they are going to in a a huge city
Those are Storm Troopers. I don't think they count.Bad guys are always able to scatter bullets all around the hero from close by but never hit him (and the bullets don't seem to ricochet either)
TCM ran Rebel Without A Cause tonight. James Dean at 24 looks pervy in high school.When everyone in your high school is like 30 years old
You are not familiar with the Lions pass rush?Quarterbacks who get fourteen seconds in the pocket before they have to throw.
Even better when they do it driving in reverse.People driving the wrong way down a busy city street and able to avoid every single car coming their way.
There used to be a late night horror movie host who would dub extra noises into scenes. As a running gag, everytime someone was about to enter from another room you would here a toilet flushing behind them.never having to poop
never having to poop
there had to be an LBJ portrayal that busted both of these, no?Breaking the fourth wall.
fleeing car causes other traffic to swerve out of the way and head straight for the fire hydrant. Water gushes perfectly straight up.one sedan hits a parked sedan off center and the car in motion flips over
Ellwood: Disco pants and haircuts...baby clothes...Lots of cars having high speed chases through malls or places of business.
He also poopedDanny Glover made a career out of playing that role.
Former stormtroopers.Bad guys are always able to scatter bullets all around the hero from close by but never hit him (and the bullets don't seem to ricochet either)
Oh that happens in real life all the time.Motorists that drive without looking at the road
Been catching up on Law and Order: SVU and this happens a couple of times an episode.1. A lawyer asking a blatantly objectionable , borderline unethical and sanctionable question, then merely saying “withdrawn” and giving a shoulder shrug upon objection. Maybe this is more tv.
And conversely, if I hit you with a golf club, baseball bat or any other blunt object, you arent getting back up and kicking my ###.People are knocked out cold with one punch/hit over the head with lamp/slip down the stairs