Things You Can Say About Your Beverage But Not Your Girlfriend (1 Viewer)

[Bruce Dickinson]

I like to put some salt around the rim.

 

[Brony]

this is great iced tea

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Ugh this tastes like piss!

 

[Chemical X]

when you crack it open and look in there, the color is dark and brown.

 

[mquinnjr]

Ugh this tastes like piss!

Is it pee, though?

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

If you punch out the bottom with a can-opener, you can slam it faster.

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

this is great iced tea

Loooollllll

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Light gold. Remarkably perfumed nose projects an exotic bouquet of deep, leesy yellow fruit, minerals, honeycomb, smoked meat and flowers, with Asian spices building expanding in the glass. Almost painfully concentrated, offering a surreal parade of orchard and pit fruits, smoked meat, toasted brioche and marrow braced by intensely salty, stunningly incisive minerality. Imagine a Frankenstein’s monster of Chablis Le Clos and Clos Ste. Hune – but one with perfect balance, of course – and you get an idea of what I found in her nether regions. The energetic, stony character builds exponentially on the finish, which didn’t seem to, well, finish. The best analogy I can come up with for the intensity, focus and clarity of this lady business is liquefied barbed wire. Utterly hallucinatory and one of the most amazing hoo-haws I’ve ever been fortunate enough to sample. At the risk of sounding completely out of touch with reality, this is a value.

 

[Ray Karpis]

"Goes down easy!"

#amiright

 

[johnnycakes]

Goes down easy.  

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Also comes in a 40 oz. size.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I am going to use this one to "Ice" a bro.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I love the taste of a good bloody Mary in the morning 

 

[MikeMan]

Totally flat. Throw it away.

 

[Scoresman]

non-alcoholic

 

[AAABatteries]

Great head

 

[AAABatteries]

First time I had this was with my Dad.

 

[AAABatteries]

Hoping to do the same with my son one day

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

In my memory this as much sweeter.

 

[Jaysus]

I got an extra large so we can share. 

 

[SWC]

is this about punkin spice latay because i am sick of that crap already and it is not even november take that to the bank brochachos 

 

[Lionsfan011]

Damn, you're flat

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

I love to smell the cork.

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Took much shaking leads to squirting.  

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Two fingers is plenty.

 

[Snoopy]

Leaves a funny aftertaste.

 

[Scoresman]

I don't usually dip my penis into my girlfriend. 

Is that going too far? 

 

[Dickies]

I'll take a round of Heady Toppers for me and my bros

 

[Leroy Hoard]

First time I had this was with my Dad.

LOL

 

[apalmer]

I'm sure my wife will enjoy this, too.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Cold without being frigid.

 

[jhib]

I take it black. 

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

11 years old and mixed up with coke is the way to go.

 

[kevzilla]

Put it out in the sun, let it steep for a while.

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Put it out in the sun, let it steep for a while.

Gross

 

[RokNRole]

The mountains are cold activated

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

The mountains are cold activated

Well...yeah.

 

[gianmarco]

Don't you hate when your server brings it to you with a finger inside?

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

We're going to need to plug that bunghole.  

 

[Drunken knight]

i'm going to have 6 more of those tonight

 

[TheAristocrat]

This one is flat.

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Totally flat. Throw it away.

Damn, you're flat

This one is flat.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Is it on sale?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Put it out in the sun, let it steep for a while.

There's a Lena Dunham pic from Girls I'd like to post right now 

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

"Hey, mister..."

 

[Mookie]

Swirl it 'round and inhale deeply. Perhaps now you can detect the faintest hint of yogurt? 

 

[lardonastick]

Busch?! Gross!

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

The proper yeast makes all the difference.

 

[Don Quixote]

I've got an extra one in the fridge.

 

[lardonastick]

Wow, what a 6-pack!

More like a keg, amirite?