Things you can say about your car, but not your girlfriend (1 Viewer)

[KCitons]

She pulls a little to the left.

 

[GregR]

Japanese ones can be a tighter fit, and I find they will go further.

 

[Jayrok]

When she backfires it is loud, but at least it doesn't smell bad.

 

[Brony]

She's all black with a sunroof and leather seats.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Sure, you can ride your bike on top of her.

 

[Willie Neslon]

Just sold it to a guy who is giving it to his 16 year old daughter as a birthday present.

 

[Al Czervik]

(truck)

You'd be surprised how many pieces of wood can fit in that box.

 

[Angry Beavers]

Sure it has been in a couple of minor mishaps, but all the damage is merely cosmetic

 

[dgreen]

I only use this one when I need to run errands.

 

[GregR]

I normally keep chains on her all winter.

 

[Fred Lane]

What's wrong with you, you ####### piece of ####?!?

 

[Angry Beavers]

Nothing wrong with her that an oil change, a tuneup and a paintjob won't fix.

I take it real easy with her as going too fast will lead to unnecessary wear and tear.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Man, the first couple months were awesome. Then the bloom wore off.



NM, wrong thread.

 

[GregR]

I normally put down a blanket first before letting the dog inside.

 

[Willie Neslon]

Man does this thing attract bird crap.

 

[Rubi]

She's leaking something

 

[cstu]

"Sorry officer, sometimes I like slam my foot down too hard on her."

 

[dgreen]

Check out all the cup holders.

 

[jon_mx]

Just stick my key in her and she is ready to go.

 

[jon_mx]

Only one owner, low mileage, and requires no maintenance.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT5UlRy80cw

 

[TheIronSheik]

Time to get this thing serviced.

 

[jamny]

So glad I got a garage to keep her in.

 

[jamny]

Not sure why anyone would put a bra on theirs.

 

[jamny]

That new smell is starting to wear off.

 

[cstu]

"Most of the time when I'm in her I'm on cruise control."

 

[jamny]

I've had this thing for years and have never been in the back seat.

 

[GregR]

I'm going to have to get somebody to take a look at this rim.

 

[jamny]

Don't bother trying to open the backdoor, it won't work.

 

[jon_mx]

When she gets too much gas, she backfires.

 

[Das Boot]

I knew she needed some work, but I never thought a bad tranny would do her in.

 

[sports_fan]

She has a tight clutch