Thug Draft (3 Viewers)

[timschochet]

In honor of McGarnicle's idiot FF commissioner demanding that McGarnicle immediately release Ray Rice or be suspended, I am proposing a football draft for thugs. The object is to create a full starting football team, offense and defense (we'll skip special teams for now) with the most murderous evil scum you can think of. It doesn't just have to be football players. Historical genocide types, serial killers, rapists, molesters- whatever will make your team the worst of the worst. You draft the player, describe a few of his crimes, then list the position you want him to play. 22 rounds.

Anyone interested?

 

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I'm thinking .40 rounds would be more effective.

 

[General Malaise]

1.01 Timschochet - Murdered the desire of so many FFA regulars to participate in the current iteration of the FFA. Single handedly tortured the souls of many readers who came to the FFA for amusement. Responsible for the death of brevity and humor.

 

[timschochet]

1.01 Timschochet - Murdered the desire of so many FFA regulars to participate in the current iteration of the FFA. Single handedly tortured the souls of many readers who came to the FFA for amusement. Responsible for the death of brevity and humor.

You forgot to list my position.

 

[General Malaise]

1.01 Timschochet - Murdered the desire of so many FFA regulars to participate in the current iteration of the FFA. Single handedly tortured the souls of many readers who came to the FFA for amusement. Responsible for the death of brevity and humor.

You forgot to list my position.

Space eater.

 

[RBM]

Racist

 

[Al O'Pecia]

1.01 Timschochet - Murdered the desire of so many FFA regulars to participate in the current iteration of the FFA. Single handedly tortured the souls of many readers who came to the FFA for amusement. Responsible for the death of brevity and humor.

"CHAMPIONSHIP!!!"

 

[mquinnjr]

1.02 - John Wayne Gacy

Multi-tool player, love the value.

 

[McGarnicle]

1.03 Pol Pot

 

[rockaction]

Conservative Party - NY.

1.04 Stalin, easy.

 

[Widbil83]

The Juice

 

[Bucky86]

1.05 Hitler. Thats a steal

 

[joffer]

1.06 Countess Elizabeth Bathory, RB

 

[FUBAR]

Mao Tse-Tung, Left Tackle

Adolf Hitler, Right Tackle

 

[FUBAR]

Cersei Lannister, Tight End

 

[Al O'Pecia]

God

Responsible for millions killed via intentionally sent plaques and natural disasters (**** move). Upon people unexpectedly dying you often hear people say, "It was just God's plan." Pretty diabolical plan.

 

[McGarnicle]

God

Responsible for millions killed via intentionally sent plaques and natural disasters (**** move). Upon people unexpectedly dying you often hear people say, "It was just God's plan." Pretty diabolical plan.

Early for a kicker IMO.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Two Pack Shaker.

 

[Bucky86]

Genghis Khan

 

[Fennis]

1.11 Satan, FB

 

[Fennis]

1.12 Peyton Manning, QB

 

[mquinnjr]

God

Responsible for millions killed via intentionally sent plaques and natural disasters (**** move). Upon people unexpectedly dying you often hear people say, "It was just God's plan." Pretty diabolical plan.

Early for a kicker IMO.

They score the most points!

 

[Fennis]

Macaulay Culkin

 

[rockaction]

1.06 Countess Elizabeth Bathory, RB

Elizabeth also inspired Slayer in the song "Beauty Through Order" from the album World Painted Blood.

If you inspire Kerry King and the guys to write a song about your murderous ways...

 

[Fennis]

3.6 Sherrie Swafford

 

[Foosball God]

You'd do better with a Thong draft imo.

 

[Foosball God]

1.1 - G string http://files2.coloribus.com/files/adsarchive/part_658/6587805/file/vivozap-wireless-internet-thong-small-77686.jpg

 

[Fennis]

You'd do better with a Thong draft imo.

1.1 Hitler

 

[Zow]

God

Responsible for millions killed via intentionally sent plaques and natural disasters (**** move). Upon people unexpectedly dying you often hear people say, "It was just God's plan." Pretty diabolical plan.

Dammit I was going to make this joke.

 

[Al O'Pecia]

God

Responsible for millions killed via intentionally sent plaques and natural disasters (**** move). Upon people unexpectedly dying you often hear people say, "It was just God's plan." Pretty diabolical plan.

Dammit I was going to make this joke.

Joke?

 

[Zow]

God

Responsible for millions killed via intentionally sent plaques and natural disasters (**** move). Upon people unexpectedly dying you often hear people say, "It was just God's plan." Pretty diabolical plan.

Dammit I was going to make this joke.

Joke?

Yes. I was assuming this thug draft didn't include fictional characters.

 

[Frostillicus]

2.2 Those guys who got in a fight with Will Smith and made his mom get scared

 

[Fennis]

2.2 Those guys who got in a fight with Will Smith and made his mom get scared

Carlton?

 

[fantasycurse42]

In honor of McGarnicle's idiot FF commissioner demanding that McGarnicle immediately release Ray Rice or be suspended

Really?

 

[17seconds]

1.05 Hitler. Thats a steal

I think I go OJ Simpson in a PPR though

 

[FUBAR]

God

Responsible for millions killed via intentionally sent plaques and natural disasters (**** move). Upon people unexpectedly dying you often hear people say, "It was just God's plan." Pretty diabolical plan.

Dammit I was going to make this joke.

Joke?

Yes. I was assuming this thug draft didn't include fictional characters.

:rimshot:

 

[Guest]

Lucy from Peanuts - kick holder.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

QB - m. vick

RB - ray rice

WR - rae carruth

TE - aaron hernandez

K - matt prater

 

[Al O'Pecia]

QB - m. vick

RB - ray rice

WR - rae carruth

TE - aaron hernandez

K - matt prater

Janikowski tried to date rape drug himself. So thug/dumb Polack.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

QB - m. vick

RB - ray rice

WR - rae carruth

TE - aaron hernandez

K - matt prater

Janikowski tried to date rape drug himself. So thug/dumb Polack.

True, he would make a good cell mate for himself.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

QB - m. vick

RB - ray rice

WR - rae carruth

TE - aaron hernandez

K - matt prater

A QB controversy growing with Rothlis...Roththles...Rothlin...whatever the hell his name is.

 

[Quint]

is this IDP?

Ed Gein

 

[17seconds]

QB - m. vick

RB - ray rice

WR - rae carruth

TE - aaron hernandez

K - matt prater

Janikowski tried to date rape drug himself. So thug/dumb Polack.

True, he would make a good cell mate for himself.

Jan Stenerud is Norwegian

 

[Zow]

QB - m. vick

RB - ray rice

WR - rae carruth

TE - aaron hernandez

K - matt prater

Mark Chmura really appreciates Aaron Hernandez.

LB - Ray Lewis

 

[Fennis]

QB - m. vick

RB - ray rice

WR - rae carruth

TE - aaron hernandez

K - matt prater

Mark Chmura really appreciates Aaron Hernandez.

LB - Ray Lewis

HC - Bill Belichick

 

[Zow]

QB - m. vick

RB - ray rice

WR - rae carruth

TE - aaron hernandez

K - matt prater

Mark Chmura really appreciates Aaron Hernandez.

LB - Ray Lewis

HC - Bill Belichick

I'll take Buddy Ryan for the steal.

 

[phrozen]

3.14 Bone Thugs-N-Harmony

SOD

 

[Fennis]

QB - m. vick

RB - ray rice

WR - rae carruth

TE - aaron hernandez

K - matt prater

Mark Chmura really appreciates Aaron Hernandez.

LB - Ray Lewis

HC - Bill Belichick

I'll take Buddy Ryan for the steal.

I thought we were going for pure evil, not a senile doosh.

 

[Zow]

QB - m. vick

RB - ray rice

WR - rae carruth

TE - aaron hernandez

K - matt prater

Mark Chmura really appreciates Aaron Hernandez.

LB - Ray Lewis

HC - Bill Belichick

I'll take Buddy Ryan for the steal.

I thought we were going for pure evil, not a senile doosh.

Name me another coach who punched a different coach during a game.

 

[Fennis]

QB - m. vick

RB - ray rice

WR - rae carruth

TE - aaron hernandez

K - matt prater

Mark Chmura really appreciates Aaron Hernandez.

LB - Ray Lewis

HC - Bill Belichick

I'll take Buddy Ryan for the steal.

I thought we were going for pure evil, not a senile doosh.

Name me another coach who punched a different coach during a game.

Lots of coaches have punched other coaches and players. Hell, Woody Hayes punched a player on another team.

Now you name me another coach who feeds on the blood of small children.