Tiger Woods (3 Viewers)

[Zow]

41 on the front.

2 fairways

3 GIR

yep, finless was right

Good God

 

[Statcruncher]

It's getting to the point that I'm almost pulling for him to win another major, just to bring all of the fanboys back out of the woodwork and stoke their flagging passion.

 

[lod01]

It's getting to the point that I'm almost pulling for him to win another major, just to bring all of the fanboys back out of the woodwork and stoke their flagging passion.

I think even they have to be tired of 'Chicken Little' Woods. So many times he has shot a round of par, talked about how it's coming around and bringing them to this thread only to make them look foolish time and time again.

There can't possibly be anyone left.

 

[Joe T]

He should just retire. Take over Johnny Miller's job.

 

[lod01]

Safely in dead last place by 4 shots.

Watching replay. He just hit a chip about 3 feet. It needed to go about 15-20.

 

[grateful zed]

poor tiger. poor fin.

:(

 

[JaxBill]

It's getting to the point that I'm almost pulling for him to win another major, just to bring all of the fanboys back out of the woodwork and stoke their flagging passion.

I'm hoping he finishes just off the lead at Bay Hill or one of his other favorite courses so the fanboys select him in the salary cap Masters pools.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Silly for the fans boys to chime in when he has a good round, equally silly for the haters to chirp today after his first round in months.

 

[grateful zed]

justin rose, bogey free round.

 

[Otis]

 

[grateful zed]

Silly for the fans boys to chime in when he has a good round, equally silly for the haters to chirp today after his first round in months.

you're silly.

 

[flapgreen]

Silly for the fans boys to chime in when he has a good round, equally silly for the haters to chirp today after his first round in months.

Sounds like another terrible excuse.

 

[Lutherman2112]

Put down the popcorn and go work out fatass

 

[Das Boot]

Silly for the fans boys to chime in when he has a good round, equally silly for the haters to chirp today after his first round in months.

He has to have been practicing a bunch ahead of his first tournament back though - I'm guessing anyway.

 

[Judge Smails]

I'm being serious - where did I miss the Finless RIP thread? I take it no schtick? I've been out of the loop for awhile.....

 

[flapgreen]

He's really dead. No schtick

 

[Brunell4MVP]

His round is the least of his worries this week. At this course, each day he gets to drive by the house and road Elin chased him with a golf club on. Nothing like memories.

 

[JaxBill]

Silly for the fans boys to chime in when he has a good round, equally silly for the haters to chirp today after his first round in months.

I thought it was dumb for him to come back so soon form back surgery for that stretch between The Open and Bridgestone. I figured a couple more months of rest/workout would give us a better view of what he has left.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Silly for the fans boys to chime in when he has a good round, equally silly for the haters to chirp today after his first round in months.

He has to have been practicing a bunch ahead of his first tournament back though - I'm guessing anyway.

Big difference between practice and playing a competitive round of golf on tour. Hey, I have $500 on Tiger not breaking Jack's record so I'm not rooting for the guy but I think he will be a top 10 player next year. I think it would be great of Tiger is playing well heading into the Masters. Tiger, Rory and Bubba all playing well at the Masters would be great TV.

 

[TheIronSheik]

He should just retire. Take over Johnny Miller's job.

Because if there's one thing Tiger is great at, it's public speaking.

 

[zoonation]

this year is make or break for TW. I think he'll be decent but there are several guys who are just flat out better than him in every aspect of the game right now.

He's got one major left in him I think if he can get all the stars to align.

 

[Reginald Cornsilks]

TURKISH COFFEE

 

[Joe T]

Woods is 15/1 to win the Masters.

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Woods is 15/1 to win the Masters.

Are you sure those aren't the odds that he will make the cut?

 

[TheIronSheik]

Woods is 15/1 to win the Masters.

I say this all of the time, but those odds don't indicate who they think will win. They indicate who they think the public will bet on.

 

[NREC34]

I hope he gets his teeth fixed by then.

 

[Joe T]

20/1 that woods will win 2 majors this year.



que the iron sheik.

 

[Apple Jack]

Based on the way he was swinging the club at Isleworth, I'll take 15/1. If that really is the odds, I'll be putting $20 down.

 

[Zow]

Based on the way he was swinging the club at Isleworth, I'll take 15/1. If that really is the odds, I'll be putting $20 down.

Can you unpack this? Has he been playing well?

 

[Jack White]

What is the origin of the term "unpack," which I've never heard anywhere other than here?

As for Tiger: save your $20. The guy will never win another major.

Pick a younger guy with good value odds and put your money on him.

 

[Zow]

What is the origin of the term "unpack," which I've never heard anywhere other than here?

As for Tiger: save your $20. The guy will never win another major.

Pick a younger guy with good value odds and put your money on him.

Explain

 

[Jack White]

What is the origin of the term "unpack," which I've never heard anywhere other than here?

As for Tiger: save your $20. The guy will never win another major.

Pick a younger guy with good value odds and put your money on him.

Explain

I've deduced its meaning, but I hadn't heard the term before. It seems like one of the internet forum copycat words that make people feel like they're cool.

 

[SacramentoBob]

What is the origin of the term "unpack," which I've never heard anywhere other than here?

As for Tiger: save your $20. The guy will never win another major.

Pick a younger guy with good value odds and put your money on him.

Explain

I've deduced its meaning, but I hadn't heard the term before. It seems like one of the internet forum copycat words that make people feel like they're cool.

I think it was a Joeism.

 

[Sinn Fein]

What is the origin of the term "unpack," which I've never heard anywhere other than here?

As for Tiger: save your $20. The guy will never win another major.

Pick a younger guy with good value odds and put your money on him.

Explain

I've deduced its meaning, but I hadn't heard the term before. It seems like one of the internet forum copycat words that make people feel like they're cool.

Can you unpack that for me?

 

[McGarnicle]

Lindsey Vonn knocked his tooth out with a ski pole because she caught him nailing the cleaning lady.

 

[Grahamburn]

Based on the way he was swinging the club at Isleworth, I'll take 15/1. If that really is the odds, I'll be putting $20 down.

Confident bet.

 

[Joe T]

What is the origin of the term "unpack," which I've never heard anywhere other than here?

As for Tiger: save your $20. The guy will never win another major.

Pick a younger guy with good value odds and put your money on him.

Explain

Let's just use this from now on.

 

[TheIronSheik]

What is the origin of the term "unpack," which I've never heard anywhere other than here?

As for Tiger: save your $20. The guy will never win another major.

Pick a younger guy with good value odds and put your money on him.

Explain

Let's just use this from now on.

Let's just pack this then.

 

[Apple Jack]

Woods is 15/1 to win the Masters.

Where did you see this? Or does anybody know a site offering 15/1 or better?

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

https://m.oddschecker.com/m/#golf-the-masters-winner

 

[Short Corner]

What is the origin of the term "unpack," which I've never heard anywhere other than here?

As for Tiger: save your $20. The guy will never win another major.

Pick a younger guy with good value odds and put your money on him.

Explain

Let's just use this from now on.

You want us to keep it down to two syllable words as well? Don't want to confuse so early in the year.

 

[Apple Jack]

https://m.oddschecker.com/m/#golf-the-masters-winner

I've only ever used my coworker's Bovada account, which has him at 10. Have you ever used any of those at 16? Sporting Bet or Bet Fred?

 

[flapgreen]

Oh Tiger...

 

[Joe T]

Is there any irony in a toothless Tiger playing the Masters?

 

[Raider Nation]

Brandel Chamblee, Golf channel

“Tiger keeps alluding to the fact that he wants to go back and swing like he did in 2000, and who wouldn't?” Chamblee said. “He’s got to go back and have the body that he had in 2000. He needs to be more sinewy. Now, I've heard that he's lost a lot of weight, and I don't know if that's by design or by consequence, but, regardless, I think that's a step in the right direction.”

Hmmm, Tiger's not bulked up anymore. Probably just a clean diet!

 

[Raider Nation]

Too much snow. :( Need to hear this song.

 

[grateful zed]

he is teeing it up tomorrow.

 

[Joe T]

I hope he wins just to get all the Tiger homers frothing in this thread again.

 

[Grahamburn]

Pretty excited to see the reaction of the fans and how he responds at #16 this week.

 

[tommyboy]

I hope he wins just to get all the Tiger homers frothing in this thread again.

I hope he wins because he's the best thing that ever happened to golf