Tiger Woods (3 Viewers)

[chet]

Well whatever happens, let's make sure we overreact after 3 holes.

He's tied for 64th with 69 players on the course. GREAT START!

 

[Daywalker]

He just grimaced and flexed wrist. Perhaps an "injury."

 

[chet]

75 foot birdie putt for Tiger!

 

[chet]

75 foot birdie putt for Tiger!

And he missed it. Let's see if he can avoid the three putt.

 

[chet]

75 foot birdie putt for Tiger!

And he missed it. Let's see if he can avoid the three putt.

5 foot putt for par on the par 5. He missed it.

Bogey

3 over through 5. Tied for 72nd out of 75. Yes, let's not overreact. As Daywalker said, I feel an injury could be upcoming.

 

[chet]

They just mentioned the only guy on the course that Tiger is ahead of--Rod Pampling.

DON'T OVERREACT!

 

[chet]

Spieth is looking to go to -5 through 7 but let's make sure we cover every shot by Tiger.

 

[Otis]

Spieth is looking to go to -5 through 7 but let's make sure we cover every shot by Tiger.

You've got that covered it seems

 

[chet]

Spieth is looking to go to -5 through 7 but let's make sure we cover every shot by Tiger.

You've got that covered it seems

Tiger came inside his playing partners on 6 and has a birdie putt!

 

[chet]

Ron is taking us through Tiger's first birdie putt. Prowling around dressed all in grey except for his white boots.

Settles over the putt and misses it.

 

[chet]

Tiger has a two shot cushion before he falls into last with Rod Pampling who finished with a 77.

 

[chet]

Someone else fell to +3 so Tiger is up to 74th/78.

Major error by Tiger on 7. He'll be lucky to escape with a two putt.

 

[chet]

Someone else fell to +3 so Tiger is up to 74th/78.

Major error by Tiger on 7. He'll be lucky to escape with a two putt.

From down in the swale, Tiger knocks it to 7 feet. 7 feet for par. Jesus.

 

[chet]

Someone else fell to +3 so Tiger is up to 74th/78.

Major error by Tiger on 7. He'll be lucky to escape with a two putt.

From down in the swale, Tiger knocks it to 7 feet. 7 feet for par. Jesus.

And he misses it to go to +4.

One shot off of last place. 76/78

I feel an injury coming on.

 

[chet]

Tiger's already 10 strokes off the lead. Will he make the cut? Will he withdraw?

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

It is very early and he is only 6 strokes behind Tom Watson and David Duval, let's see this play out a little before we bury Tiger.

 

[chet]

It is very early and he is only 6 strokes behind Tom Watson and David Duval, let's see this play out a little before we bury Tiger.

Very early. At this rate, he will finish at +9.

 

[chet]

An opportunity for Tiger at the par 3 8th.

And he misses it.

 

[chet]

79/81

 

[chet]

Announcers already saying Tiger needs to go 3-3-4 on 9-10-11.

And he misses the birdie putt on 9. Out in 40. OOOF

82/84

 

[The General]

He's almost there. Just needs to tweak some things.

 

[AAABatteries]

Tiger came inside his playing partners on 6 and has a birdie putt!

Trying to get that old Tiger intimidation back?

 

[chet]

+5 thru 10. 88/90

 

[mr roboto]

Oof. Everyone is going low this morning.

 

[mr roboto]

He straight chunked a 20 yd chip.

 

[chet]

"He's just made the worsr effort you could possibly do.

He's fatted it. Duffed it."

More trouble for Tiger on 12. 94/96

AND THEY CONTINUE TO COVER EVERY ####### SHOT OF THIS CLOWN.

 

[bushdocda]

He's got that for an up and up and down.

 

[Daywalker]

"He's just made the worsr effort you could possibly do.

He's fatted it. Duffed it."

More trouble for Tiger on 12. 94/96

AND THEY CONTINUE TO COVER EVERY ####### SHOT OF THIS CLOWN.

I'd rather see Tiger melt down then Luke Donald.

 

[chet]

And the radio announcers are fighting over the Tiger coverage.

"We're congratulating him for a shot that's 40 yards off the green."

"We are congratulating him for great recovery shots."

 

[chet]

Spieth--co-leader--bogeys a hole and no coverage.

JFC

Tiger barely holes a 3-foot putt and we get complete coverage.

 

[Sinn Fein]

I think it's time for a HARD DELETE here.

 

[AAABatteries]

Spieth--co-leader--bogeys a hole and no coverage.

JFC

Tiger barely holes a 3-foot putt and we get complete coverage.

I'm not really sure why you are surprised. The guy can't play right now and this thread gets more posts than the other golf threads. He's always been the most popular player - he's just popular now because people can't believe how bad he is and others want to mock him.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

He just grimaced and flexed wrist. Perhaps an "injury."

Fortunately he can heal himself.

 

[chet]

Well whatever happens, let's make sure we overreact after 3 holes.

Update?

Can we overreact now?

 

[chet]

Well whatever happens, let's make sure we overreact after 3 holes.

Update?

Can we overreact now?

In case you're not following, he's 100/102/. OOOOF

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Well whatever happens, let's make sure we overreact after 3 holes.

Update?

Can we overreact now?

In case you're not following, he's 100/102/. OOOOF

It will be all the more dramatic then when he cracks the top 85.

 

[lod01]

chet is on fire. Too bad we don't have the same enthusiasm out of Otis and Co. Bunch of bandwagonners.

Disappointing round always like to see him squeak into the field for some weekend entertainment. Bye Eldrick, you just fell back to low end ham & egger.

 

[Daywalker]

Jesus how do you miss the Lawrie shot? Coverage brutal.

 

[Joe T]

Did dufner's wife not make the journey overseas?

 

[lod01]

Did dufner's wife not make the journey overseas?

Why would she? She's now the main squeeze. She gets left behind so he can bang some hookers.

 

[Daywalker]

Did dufner's wife not make the journey overseas?

Why would she? She's now the main squeeze. She gets left behind so he can bang some hookers.

They divorced I think.

 

[Otis]

"He's just made the worsr effort you could possibly do.

He's fatted it. Duffed it."

More trouble for Tiger on 12. 94/96

AND THEY CONTINUE TO COVER EVERY ####### SHOT OF THIS CLOWN.

Yeah those dopes keep televising things nobody cares about.

Well, except, here you have been since 5am live blogging every single shot all by yourself.

 

[Daywalker]

Johnson really needs to cash in one of these times. Nuts.

 

[lod01]

Did dufner's wife not make the journey overseas?

Why would she? She's now the main squeeze. She gets left behind so he can bang some hookers.

They divorced I think.

'he' being Eldrick.

 

[chet]

"He's just made the worsr effort you could possibly do.

He's fatted it. Duffed it."

More trouble for Tiger on 12. 94/96

AND THEY CONTINUE TO COVER EVERY ####### SHOT OF THIS CLOWN.

Yeah those dopes keep televising things nobody cares about.

Well, except, here you have been since 5am live blogging every single shot all by yourself.

Only to emphasize the stupidity of covering a clown who is almost last in the Open. Ri-DONK-ulous.

 

[lod01]

"He's just made the worsr effort you could possibly do.

He's fatted it. Duffed it."

More trouble for Tiger on 12. 94/96

AND THEY CONTINUE TO COVER EVERY ####### SHOT OF THIS CLOWN.

Yeah those dopes keep televising things nobody cares about.

Well, except, here you have been since 5am live blogging every single shot all by yourself.

Only to emphasize the stupidity of covering a clown who is almost last in the Open. Ri-DONK-ulous.

Actually it's now become entertaining. It magnifies how bad he sucks at golf. At some point he has to blow his top and start telling these guys to quit covering his suckage. I mean they are now just flat out embarrassing him.

 

[Otis]

"He's just made the worsr effort you could possibly do.

He's fatted it. Duffed it."

More trouble for Tiger on 12. 94/96

AND THEY CONTINUE TO COVER EVERY ####### SHOT OF THIS CLOWN.

Yeah those dopes keep televising things nobody cares about.Well, except, here you have been since 5am live blogging every single shot all by yourself.

Only to emphasize the stupidity of covering a clown who is almost last in the Open. Ri-DONK-ulous.

Well, that's not true. You've been foaming at the mouth since his first hole. But yeah, you don't care.

 

[chet]

The radio guys were pleading with Tiger to deliver a good second shot on the second par 5. "Come on son, go on a tear through 18 and then put up a score tomorrow." You can't make this up.

edit to fix his ranking after his BIRDIE

108/111

 

[Apple Jack]

Still whining about Tiger coverage in 2015? Good lord.

 

[lod01]

The radio guys were pleading with Tiger to deliver a good second shot on the second par 5. "Come on son, go on a tear through 18 and then put up a score tomorrow." You can't make this up.

101/103

Translation: 'make some pars.'

Three straight pars now. On a roll.