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Tiger Woods (3 Viewers)

Drummer is no older than 17. Impossible. Forgive his punctuation.
Remember that post you made earlier? Good way to screw that all up now.
My bad. Didn't mean it offensively. I honestly thought you were college age tops. Am I wrong?
I'm just disappointed that you weren't excellent here like you asked others to be. I think I'll go have a smoke to get over it.
You shouldn't be smoking at your age, young'un.
You should be.

 
Big tournament, I had to pick one guy, it would be Michelson right now. Surely not Woods.

A fun match that means very little? Probably Tiger.
Pick one golfer to win the most tourneys over the next 2 years.And Phil was like 17 over at the PGA.
If that's your criteria, I'd say Woods. Because your you're weighing all the tournaments the same and eliminating the importance of the majors. This, taking choking/pressure out of the equation.Should we eliminate the playoffs to determine the best football team too?
Ooof...solid...that's 4th grade stuff right?

I mean, Id be sleeping right now...but apparently I don't sleep too well since Tiger has not won a major. According to some...I have not had a decent night of sleep in about 5 years.

 
In traditional yahoo scoring system, Tiger averages over 55 fantasy points per tourney this year. No other player is over 40. I'm hosed because I've used up my limited uses of him, despite there being very quality options in his player tier (Mickelson, Snedeker, Garcia, Haas).

But yeah, he's no longer dominant at all.

 
In traditional yahoo scoring system, Tiger averages over 55 fantasy points per tourney this year. No other player is over 40. I'm hosed because I've used up my limited uses of him, despite there being very quality options in his player tier (Mickelson, Snedeker, Garcia, Haas).

But yeah, he's no longer dominant at all.
So, this is how we judge golfers these days? Fantasy scores?

 
headed to the course on Saturday. Hoping hes in the hunt.
:hifive:

Going tomorrow. Two vendors gave us passes - one gave us four with a face value of $475 (I think it's the American Airlines fairway package or something like that). My CEO figured those would be the sweet ones since you get access to the the corporate tents, etc. so he's taking three clients. Meanwhile, another vendor gave me two. I just realized mine have a face value of $900. I got access inside the ropes, clubhouse, wherever I want to go.

We paid zero for this six passes, natch.

 
Could you fools at least mix in some new material?
Tiger is playing pattycake:

Patty cakes recipeThese cute little patty cakes are just perfect for afternoon tea. Top them with your favourite icing and enjoy!

Category:After school snacks, Budget, Cake stall, Cakes & Baking, Cupcakes, Easy recipes, Kids cooking

Prep Time:15 mins

Cook Time:20 mins

Ingredients:
  • 125g butter
  • 3/4 cup sugar
  • 2 eggs
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract
  • 1 cup milk
  • 2 cups self-raising flour
Method:Preheat oven to 180°C. Line a cup tray with patty pans and set aside.

Using a mixer, cream the butter, vanilla and sugar together, adding in eggs one at a time.

Add half of the flour and milk and then repeat until well combined.

Pour equal amounts into the patty pans and bake for 12-15 minutes. Cool on a wire rack and ice with your favourite icing.

Notes
  • These cute little patty cakes are just perfect for afternoon tea.
  • See some great recipes below to take these patty cakes to another level or just dollop on the ganache and eat them warm!
 
Kind of thought this thread would be done for the year since Tiger is unable to do anything to prove Finless wrong until next season. Nosw I see that the Tiger groupies are using fantasy stats to try and make themselves believe that TIger truly is relevant (as per Finless and his prediction).

Give it up guys as Ham and Egg will not cut it.

 
Has the phrase "ham and egger" been used in here yet? I'm hoping not as I've got some killer shtick booted up.

 
Over/Under on when we'll start hearing the excuses on why Tiger fell off again? 14th hole on Saturday.

Who's the best/most dominant team in The NFL? how bout QB? I guess its the Pats and Brady. Over the last 15 years NO ONE has enjoyed as much success as Tom and The Pats. Well guess what, this is a what have you done lately world. Oh the Pats should make it deep into the playoffs. Well Tom Choked again. No first down. Since 2001 they'be missed the playoffs twice and one of those times was without Tom and the first time an 11 win team missed the playoffs. 5 Super Bowl appearances, 3 wins, undefeated regulat season, 2 AFC Ch. game losses, 2 DIV losses, 2 WC losses. I handful of these losses were within a TD...many over one failed first down drive. My point? Although the Pats havent won a SB in nearly decade now but they certainly have had more regular season success and playoff success than any other team right up until now. Are they the top dog? no. Why not? average their win percentage and playoff success and their lightyears ahead. Funny how it works like that with the Tiger backers.

What have you done for me lately

 
headed to the course on Saturday. Hoping hes in the hunt.
:hifive:

Going tomorrow. Two vendors gave us passes - one gave us four with a face value of $475 (I think it's the American Airlines fairway package or something like that). My CEO figured those would be the sweet ones since you get access to the the corporate tents, etc. so he's taking three clients. Meanwhile, another vendor gave me two. I just realized mine have a face value of $900. I got access inside the ropes, clubhouse, wherever I want to go.

We paid zero for this six passes, natch.
I will be there on Saturday. never been to a live golf tournament. Got clubhouse tickets. Whats the shark move here? Is it better to follow a golfer or just stake out a specific hole? Im assuming they have booze there right?

 
There's really nothing special about seeing golf live unless somebody is doing something exceptional. Id just hang out in the tent, eat and get drunk. If it's a remarkable course, maybe do a lap. Do make sure you get close to tiger for a couple full swings because the sound ofthat impact is unlike anything you've likely heard.

 
Buddy has a town home at Liberte on a canal. We just walked 2 blocks to the gate @ the 14th hole, Part three on the water.

F' N space thumbs

 
There's really nothing special about seeing golf live unless somebody is doing something exceptional. Id just hang out in the tent, eat and get drunk. If it's a remarkable course, maybe do a lap. Do make sure you get close to tiger for a couple full swings because the sound ofthat impact is unlike anything you've likely heard.
Awesome day at The Barclays today courtesy of a vendor. Spent the day hosting a great new account and hanging with a couple key agents. Life is sweet.

Today, and really all week, I re-learned what I have l known to be true from day one: growing the business is always about building relationships.

Tiger...mmm, no thanks. Wanted no part of that circus.

We had access to any tent we wanted, spent a good part of the day at the United Airlines tent (off the hook buffet, open bar, etc). Caught a few holes watching Phil finish up the morning round, then watched him #1-4 (he started on the 10th, which is the furthest hole from the clubhouse). Spectacular vistas. We wandered to 12, meandered around catching different groups, just enjoying the course and avoiding crowds.

Clubhouse is not my style (modern ugly looking glass structure), and if I made the kind of coin it would take to join, I'd much prefer Bayonne. Greens are goofy - very undulating, but tiny landing areas; usually when you see roller coasters like that it's within a putting surface of 20-30K square feet. I bet LNGC averages well under 10K sq ft per green, and the effective landing area is often smaller than a NYC apt living room.

But the site is fabulous. Completely man made (was a toxic meadowland? I was told) but looks very very natural. Great weather, just a perfect day.

 
There's really nothing special about seeing golf live unless somebody is doing something exceptional. Id just hang out in the tent, eat and get drunk. If it's a remarkable course, maybe do a lap. Do make sure you get close to tiger for a couple full swings because the sound ofthat impact is unlike anything you've likely heard.
Awesome day at The Barclays today courtesy of a vendor. Spent the day hosting a great new account and hanging with a couple key agents. Life is sweet.

Today, and really all week, I re-learned what I have l known to be true from day one: growing the business is always about building relationships.

Tiger...mmm, no thanks. Wanted no part of that circus.

We had access to any tent we wanted, spent a good part of the day at the United Airlines tent (off the hook buffet, open bar, etc). Caught a few holes watching Phil finish up the morning round, then watched him #1-4 (he started on the 10th, which is the furthest hole from the clubhouse). Spectacular vistas. We wandered to 12, meandered around catching different groups, just enjoying the course and avoiding crowds.

Clubhouse is not my style (modern ugly looking glass structure), and if I made the kind of coin it would take to join, I'd much prefer Bayonne. Greens are goofy - very undulating, but tiny landing areas; usually when you see roller coasters like that it's within a putting surface of 20-30K square feet. I bet LNGC averages well under 10K sq ft per green, and the effective landing area is often smaller than a NYC apt living room.

But the site is fabulous. Completely man made (was a toxic meadowland? I was told) but looks very very natural. Great weather, just a perfect day.
Didn't you say you were "inside the ropes?"

 
There's really nothing special about seeing golf live unless somebody is doing something exceptional. Id just hang out in the tent, eat and get drunk. If it's a remarkable course, maybe do a lap. Do make sure you get close to tiger for a couple full swings because the sound ofthat impact is unlike anything you've likely heard.
Awesome day at The Barclays today courtesy of a vendor. Spent the day hosting a great new account and hanging with a couple key agents. Life is sweet.

Today, and really all week, I re-learned what I have l known to be true from day one: growing the business is always about building relationships.

Tiger...mmm, no thanks. Wanted no part of that circus.

We had access to any tent we wanted, spent a good part of the day at the United Airlines tent (off the hook buffet, open bar, etc). Caught a few holes watching Phil finish up the morning round, then watched him #1-4 (he started on the 10th, which is the furthest hole from the clubhouse). Spectacular vistas. We wandered to 12, meandered around catching different groups, just enjoying the course and avoiding crowds.

Clubhouse is not my style (modern ugly looking glass structure), and if I made the kind of coin it would take to join, I'd much prefer Bayonne. Greens are goofy - very undulating, but tiny landing areas; usually when you see roller coasters like that it's within a putting surface of 20-30K square feet. I bet LNGC averages well under 10K sq ft per green, and the effective landing area is often smaller than a NYC apt living room.

But the site is fabulous. Completely man made (was a toxic meadowland? I was told) but looks very very natural. Great weather, just a perfect day.
Didn't you say you were "inside the ropes?"
:yes:

Didn't really take advantage of it, though. Most of our on course time was before 1 p.m., and my CEO was spending most of his time chatting two guys from a large account we just signed, while I was regaling two agents. Two Unrestricted passes, four Fairway Club badges. Just wouldn't have made sense to split the group up. We did take turns going inside the ropes on #11 (par 3) and #12 (par 4) but kind of decided after that to just hang together. After lunch I had about nine Kettle One Oranges (splash of soda, thanks) inside me by the time Woods teed off (4:06. By then we were all like, #### that, great food and free booze here, it's air conditioned we're good. We could go out the back deck to watch the 2nd green (220 yard par 3) or the front deck to watch the 18th (500 yard par 5).

 
Couple birdies coming in, -6 T8th when he tees off in a few minutes. Still #1 in the projected FC standings by a comfortable margin over Kuchar (3k - 2.2k).

 

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