Tiger Woods (4 Viewers)

[McGarnicle]

That is a heck of a cocktail, Dilaudid is the bomb but I can't imagine ever leaving my bed on it let alone get behind the wheel. That is Wolf of Wall Street stuff right there.

All the stuff listed will stay in your blood for days if not weeks, so who knows what he was actually high on when he was arrested. If he did all 5 that day, he's lucky to still be breathing. 

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Oh Tiger

 

[flapgreen]

He's finally doing something worthwhile again. 

 

[flapgreen]

Toxicology report released

Tiger had traces of the following substances in his blood:

- Vicodin
- Dilaudid
- Xanax
- Ambien
- THC

OMG. How in the hell did he get Dilauded? Damn! 

 

[Apple Jack]

 

 

[Tackling Dummies]

Nearing the transformation to Florida Golf Man. Assuming his handful of sponsors will drop him after this latest clown act. 

 

[The General]

Definitely rounding into form. Almost there. Watch out Jack.

 

[Joe T]

have bets been paid yet?

 

[Beef Ravioli]

Did something new happen in the last 24 hours? I know I could google but I trust the FFA more. 

 

[tommyboy]

Did something new happen in the last 24 hours? I know I could google but I trust the FFA more. 

he threatening to sue the crap out of someone that has nude pics

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/golf/4294114/tiger-woods-lindsey-vonn-legal-action-nude-photo-leak/

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

So now that Tiger's dong is out on the internet and Vonn spreading herself like a cold grilled cheese what comes of these two?  Tiger commits suicide?  Not hoping that he does this, but anyone that has a problem with drugs already this might just push him over the edge.  

 

[[scooter]]

So.......short putter or long driver?

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

So.......short putter or long driver?

He takes after his father's side more than his mother's

 

[tommyboy]

So now that Tiger's dong is out on the internet and Vonn spreading herself like a cold grilled cheese what comes of these two?  Tiger commits suicide?  Not hoping that he does this, but anyone that has a problem with drugs already this might just push him over the edge.  

pics or gtfo

 

[belljr]

it's real and it's spectacular.....\

I'd date him fo sho

 

[Captain Cranks]

Vonn's beef curtains are the real show stopper.  

 

[belljr]

Anything inside hog distance is a gimme

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

pics or gtfo

celebjihad

 

[Anarchy99]

TW definitely swinging a Big Bertha. 

 

[Gianni Verscotchie]

Looks like he's carrying a 9 iron

 

[dickey moe]

Long Dong Putter?

 

[Joe T]

@Otis  bet paid yet?

 

[James Daulton]

@Otis  bet paid yet?

There's still a chance!  *snicker*

 

[flranger]

On his way to 19 now:  https://www.cbssports.com/golf/news/report-tiger-woods-cleared-by-doctor-to-resume-playing-golf-with-no-restrictions/

 

[grateful zed]

link

 

[McGarnicle]

HOLY #### HE'S BACK

 

[NotSmart]

HOLY #### HIS BACK

ftfy

 

[shuke]

link

Swing looks off.

 

[AAABatteries]

I can empathize with him and having to carry around a monster hog and it causing lower back pain - it’s a curse but you learn to deal with it as best you can.

 

[McGarnicle]

Assumed the porno was fake until he started talking right into the camera  god, he looks completely stoned.

 

[Joe T]

have bets been paid yet?

bump

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Isn't he about as relevant to the current game as Seve Ballesteros and Greg Norman?

 

[tommyboy]

Isn't he about as relevant to the current game as Seve Ballesteros and Greg Norman?

seve is dead

just a small quibble

 

[McGarnicle]

seve is dead

just a small quibble

So, yes?

 

[grateful zed]

i never noticed how big his feet are.

 

[mr roboto]

That swing looks terrible. He’s so done. 

 

[Joe Summer]

Tiger announces that he will return to competitive golf on November 30th

:finlesscoffee:

 

[NotSmart]

Tiger announces that he will return to competitive golf on November 30th

:finlesscoffee:

Not so sure about the competitive part.

 

[TheAristocrat]

Wish the best for him but I also feel like this might be the darkest goodbye in sports history.

 

[AAABatteries]

Hope he’s great - may get me to watch golf again - hell, I’ll watch just to see what he does.  

 

[zoonation]

Who thinks he tees it up in the Masters?  I’ll say no.  He didnt cover any of those prop bets from last year.  

 

[Brunell4MVP]

It's a long road to climb when you've been out of a sport for about 5 years, no matter how awesome you were.  Despite being a hater, I do hope he comes back good enough to be relevant again. And that he tees it up at Augusta.  And that he loses that weak gray goatee he keeps trotting out.

 

[James Daulton]

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me 5x, pay the damn bet. 

 

[grateful zed]

https://www.golfdigest.com/story/tiger-woods-paired-with-justin-thomas-for-first-two-rounds-of-hero-world-challenge?mbid=social_facebook

 

[TheAristocrat]

Good luck, Tiger.

 

[mr roboto]

https://www.golfdigest.com/story/tiger-woods-paired-with-justin-thomas-for-first-two-rounds-of-hero-world-challenge?mbid=social_facebook

Thomas beats woods by 10 in the first two rounds. 

 

[NotSmart]

Good luck, Tiger.

We're all counting on you.

 

[Phil Elliott]

link

All arms. Absolutely no rotation below the shoulders. Seems like this will be even more stress on his back.

 

[Worm]

IT'S HAPPENING

 

[tom22406]

Don't let us down quite yet Tiger.We need to see some more magic before you go.I will be tuning in without question to either see another train wreck or to see some glimmer of hope he might actually look really good.