Tiger Woods (2 Viewers)

[NutterButter]

I thought Otis was the TIger superfan and the way that reads, General wants Tiger so I'm the one that's  .   I'd like to get on some tiger action if the conditions were right just to add a little spice to the majors.   

 

[The General]

So you want Spieth?  

Nah. I'm taking Spieth.

 

[NutterButter]

Nah. I'm taking Spieth.

If we can give him a few more tourneys to see if this is more than just a fluke and add a condition that if he pulls out of any major b/c of injury (which is almost a given) all bets are off, then I'd be interested in a hundy bet.   I know the odds are low, but it would be worth it for the slim chance of seeing him make a run.

 

[The General]

If we can give him a few more tourneys to see if this is more than just a fluke and add a condition that if he pulls out of any major b/c of injury (which is almost a given) all bets are off, then I'd be interested in a hundy bet.   I know the odds are low, but he would be worth it for the slim chance of seeing him make a run.

I'm down. Just PM me and we can work out the various conditions.

Always more fun with a few duckets on the line.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I thought Otis was the TIger superfan and the way that reads, General wants Tiger so I'm the one that's  .   I'd like to get on some tiger action if the conditions were right just to add a little spice to the majors.   

I deleted the comment because his post could be taken either way. I read it as him wanting Tiger.

 

[gump]

Tiger vs the best group of young players ever...especially Spieth...would be incredible for the game and to watch.  They are all fearless, but all have chinks that would be pressure tested like they've never been before...if they are dueling with Tiger in a major.

 

[The General]

I deleted the comment because his post could be taken either way. I read it as him wanting Tiger.

Yeah I just wrote it weird. I was taking Spieth. 

Thought it was implied I'm giving Tiger superfans the opportunity to maximize their viewing of him this year! Taking my money while watching Tiger return to glory.

Seems an easy decision to me.

 

[Otis]

Tiger will eat these little boys for breakfast. 

 

[The General]

BTW I’m available for more bets on majors this season. Maybe one of you guys will be smart enough to place sensible conditions on your end of the bet. 

I'll take him versus Spieth SPIETH you get Tiger in the 4 Majors this year for a hundy. Finishing position in each, MC gets you the cut line +1. Lowest number after the PGA wins.

Always nice to have a little action.

Tiger will eat these little boys for breakfast. 

 

[The Man With No Name]

Now 82 year old Gary Player was thought of as a nut when he was weight training for golf over 50 years ago   http://www.espn.com/golf/story/_/id/14020220/at-80-gary-player-fit-ever

 

[facook]

Reasonable strength training is very beneficial for golfers. Especially lower body eccentric loading. 

I would guess he is back to pelvic-area eccentric loading with any and every gal he can, which explains this resurgence. 

 

[TheAristocrat]

I would guess he is back to pelvic-area eccentric loading with any and every gal he can, which explains this resurgence. 

You do you, Tiger. Bring back Epic Tiger Weekends!

 

[NotSmart]

Now 82 year old Gary Player was thought of as a nut when he was weight training for golf over 50 years ago   http://www.espn.com/golf/story/_/id/14020220/at-80-gary-player-fit-ever

It was the PEDs on top of the weight training that hosed Tiger.

 

[The General]

Tiger chomping at the bit to take a run at this newest generation of golfer's au pairs.

 

[mr roboto]

I would guess he is back to pelvic-area eccentric loading with any and every gal he can, which explains this resurgence. 

Some good adductor isometric thrusts imo. 

 

[mr roboto]

It was the PEDs on top of the weight training that hosed Tiger.

It was the stupid high impact Green Beret/Seals wannabe #### that got him. No need training like some CrossFit nut to be a pro golfer. 

And possibly/probably HGH. 

 

[Otis]

I don't give a rip about what kind of person he is, what drugs he has taken, a car crash, Perkins waitresses, or any of that crap. 

I want to see Tiger in red on Sundays again. And I want to see Spieth, Rose, et al. ####### melt when he's in the hunt. Golf sucks now. Golf was awesome when Tiger was destroying people. 

This times infinity. 

 

[Otis]

Jordan Fairy. And Nancy Gettleman. Oh my!

Children. Tiger is playing against Children. 

This season is going to be epic. 

 

[The General]

I don't give a rip about what kind of person he is, what drugs he has taken, a car crash, Perkins waitresses, or any of that crap. 

I want to see Tiger in red on Sundays again. And I want to see Spieth, Rose, et al. ####### melt when he's in the hunt. Golf sucks now. Golf was awesome when Tiger was destroying people. 

Started playing golf a lot in the past 10 years and have been watching a lot since then, play fantasy golf with a big group of friends, always bet a little extra during the Majors. For some reason I never rooted for Tiger was pretty indifferent when he was killing it. That he had no personality and was a sleaze didn't help. I'll probably find myself pulling for other guys if he can make the comeback but it will make for some great Sundays if he can do it.

 

[Johnny Rock]

I don't give a rip about what kind of person he is, what drugs he has taken, a car crash, Perkins waitresses, or any of that crap. 

I want to see Tiger in red on Sundays again. And I want to see Spieth, Rose, et al. ####### melt when he's in the hunt. Golf sucks is better than it ever was now. Golf was awesome when Tiger was destroying people and will be even more awesome if he does it again. 

 

[The General]

Jordan Fairy. And Nancy Gettleman. Oh my!

Children. Tiger is playing against Children. 

This season is going to be epic. 

Spieth going to bust Tiger up.

 

[tommyboy]

I would guess he is back to pelvic-area eccentric loading with any and every gal he can, which explains this resurgence. 

Really fires those glutes

 

[Jackstraw]

It was the PEDs on top of the weight training that hosed Tiger.

I read a piece that said he tore himself with weird navy seal type training

 

[Limp Ditka]

Otis hasn’t been this excited since he uncorked a bottle of Cab and unwrapped a dark chocolate after a 3 day potato bender. 

 

[zoonation]

If this is your way of asking out of the bet, just say so. I may let you out. 

Maybe. 

Lol

 

[zoonation]

If we can give him a few more tourneys to see if this is more than just a fluke and add a condition that if he pulls out of any major b/c of injury (which is almost a given) all bets are off, then I'd be interested in a hundy bet.   I know the odds are low, but it would be worth it for the slim chance of seeing him make a run.

Am I reading this right?  You are betting that Tiger’s collective record in the majors will best Spieth this year?

I will take as much of this action as I can get.  

 

[Otis]

About how long does it take to become the #1 ranked golfer again?  Asking for a friend. 

 

[James Daulton]

Man, 2 decent rounds on basically a local muni and the Tiger fans are all out in force again.

ROAR

 

[pantherclub]

About how long does it take to become the #1 ranked golfer again?  Asking for a friend. 

Depends on the the quality and quantity of trim said golfer can acquire.   

 

[derek245583]

I'd guess putting will be his biggest struggle.  He went from maybe the best ever...for sure under 10 feet...to a weakness. He still looks a bit open to me...which was the case later.

He is more narrow with a shoulder tilt as well.

Will be interesting if he trusts that on Sunday. 

His lag putting on a scale of 1-10 Friday was about a 2 (The ugliest girl in school, the ugliest girl at work (couldn't even get into a club))

 

[Grahamburn]

Man, 2 decent rounds on basically a local muni and the Tiger fans are all out in force again.

ROAR

This is true, but it’s not like he’s out there competing against a bunch of jobbers. Basically all of the best players in the world are out there except for a handful of guys. 

But, as we all know he’s made similar comebacks before only to injure himself again. 

 

[Buzzbait]

About how long does it take to become the #1 ranked golfer again?  Asking for a friend. 

If your initials are TW & you win one tournament with 17 other golfers then 4 days. 

 

[mr roboto]

If your initials are TW & you win one tournament with 17 other golfers then 4 days. 

Tom Watson still has a chance imo. 

 

[Da Guru]

Some good adductor isometric thrusts imo. 

Only works if you can keep your glutes activated!

 

[need2know]

Man, 2 decent rounds on basically a local muni and the Tiger fans are all out in force again.

ROAR

Ikr.  I want to see if he can play 4 rounds in a row first before I even can fathom him playing in a real tourney first.  I do want to see him back though.  Rooting for him

 

[lod001]

Seemed to grimace on that 1st swing. Could be injured again or just the fact that it was a horrible shot.

 

[McGarnicle]

Inevitable

 

[lod001]

Well, it was a good run.

 

[Otis]

Saving up the good shots for the majors. I like it. 

 

[James Daulton]

Is Tiger sporting a little beer belly now?  WTF?

 

[mr roboto]

Is Tiger sporting a little beer belly now?  WTF?

Yeah he’s puffy. Kinda looks like he’s retaining some water from some meds and/or carbs. 

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Seemed to grimace on that 1st swing. Could be injured again or just the fact that it was a horrible shot.

Answer: What is a horrible shot?

I’ll take Civil War Battles for $400

 

[Beef Ravioli]

Seemed to grimace on that 1st swing. Could be injured again or just the fact that it was a horrible shot.

Update?  TIA! 

 

[Cowboysfan8]

Is Tiger sporting a little beer belly now?  WTF?

Off the roids

 

[NotSmart]

Off the roids

And maybe the Perkins waitresses too.

 

[Lutherman2112]

USA Today Tiger Tracker

Hole No. 8: Par 3, 203 Yards

OFF THE TEE (2:22 p.m. ET): It. Keeps. Piling. On. This one looked good in the area, but it comes up short and trickles into low area left of the green. The pin is left, so he is short-sided. Another bogey might be imminent.

AROUND THE GREEN (2:26 p.m. ET): That’s another chip that come up short OF THE GREEN. Everything is falling apart. Ball is actually lucky to not come back to his feet, as it does climb the rise and stay there. Still, he’s going to have 15 feet for par at least from the fringe.

ON THE GREEN (2:30 p.m. ET): Well, Tiger actually made that putt for par!!! It may prove insignificant, but it’s possible this is a turning point.

 

[lod001]

Update?  TIA! 

Grimacing about how bad he still is. Name changed to Bogey Woods.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Otis hasn’t been this excited since he uncorked a bottle of Cab and unwrapped a dark chocolate after a 3 day potato bender. 

And, as if you couldn't see this coming, just like with the cab and chocolate, we find our hero regretting yesterdays decisions.

 

[lod001]

'...got it back out on the fairway. That's the best he could hope for.'

 

[Ghost Rider]

Hey, he is on the verge of actually completing four rounds of golf in a week.  That will be a major win for poor ole broken down Tiger.