Tiger Woods (4 Viewers)

[AAABatteries]

@Otis - let's go man, get the interns in here bumping posts.  IT'S TIME.

I'm personally going to go bump all of @Sinn Fein's posts.

 

[Apple Jack]

Grand Slam odds?

 

[James Daulton]

Thank you. 

This thread was not the FFAs finest moment.  Lots of posters died on this hill. 

If only Oats were this smart with online blackjack winnings. 

 

[AAABatteries]

Oats -  people believing in unicorns is how we ended up with Trump.

Its time to wrap up your little fishing trip here, before it does more damage.

YIC,

Sinn

Here's a good one

 

[AAABatteries]

Nobody begrudges Tiger's amazing career - I have already said - no shtick - I think he was the best golfer ever.  But, its over.  Its been over, but people keep holding onto the dream.  Its not healthy.

 

[AAABatteries]

I'm confused - you guys never really thought Tiger was going to win did you? 

He's a feel good story.  He does not get any   - and I think we all know why...

SHOW YOURSELF @Sinn Fein

 

[AAABatteries]

List of Major winners since Tiger last won:

NOBODY

Updated

 

[AAABatteries]

In my mind the best golfer of all time.

But its over.  Nothing wrong in acknowledging that.

50%

 

[AAABatteries]

[narrator] He was never in the hunt.

Tell the narrator he can suck it.

 

[AAABatteries]

Oof.  Sorry guys,  I was wrong

 

[The General]

Way behind everyone else because of the early morning and had to DVR this. UNBELIEVABLE.

Wasn't a huge fan of Tiger when he was crushing, didn't enjoy watching him steamroll everyone, thought he was an #######. 

Coming back from being broken is just a great story and who doesn't love great stories? 

Simply amazing.

 

[AAABatteries]

Good on you Tiger.  I was convinced you were finished.

11 years between majors and he's still only 43?  So he had 14 at 32, insane.  Were it not for the power of the #####, he'd have 25 by now.

You're next, sweet britches.

 

[AAABatteries]

So, almost 3 years Fin correctly predicted the historic downfall of one of the worlds most dominant athletes, and after one tour win you're saying Fin was wrong? Is that how we measure Tiger now, in Bayhill victories? I thought he was chasing Jack's 18? Fin said the golden bear could rest easy, and until he says otherwise I'll stick with Fins prediction.

The only thing worse than this post is your hair.

 

[AAABatteries]

NostraFinless proved correct again. Tiger about to miss the freaking cut at some regular tour stop. Sad.

Was this James Daulton or a Trump tweet?

 

[AAABatteries]

Looks like I overestimated Tiger's abilities.

You'll get a turn too

 

[WDIK2]

Across the 25 years that Nicklaus won his major titles, here is a sampling of the players that also won majors . . . Gary Player, Arnold Palmer, Lee Trevino, Dave Stockton, Larry Nelson, Billy Casper, Hale Irwin, Raymond Floyd, Tom Watson, Fuzzy Zoeller, Seve Ballesteros, Craig Stadler, Ben Crenshaw, Bernard Langer, Andy North, Hubert Green. Johnny Miller, David Graham, etc. There were plenty of competitive golfers that won multiple majors.

ETA:  I see now that your list probably doesn't include all the players that won majors.  So my point could very well be wrong.  Oops.   

ETA2:  I thought there was more of a spread in the numbers.  I was wrong, and am a terrible person.   

 

[AAABatteries]

I need to go pour a bourbon, this is going to take a while.

 

[tommyboy]

Thank you. 

This thread was not the FFAs finest moment.  Lots of posters died on this hill. 

Don't

 

[AAABatteries]

Positioning himself for the weekend comeback.

 

[AAABatteries]

It's funny to talk about penises!

I'm just bumping this one for the hell of it.

 

[AAABatteries]

The funny thing is, when Tiger was winning his Arnold Palmer and other insignificant tournaments, Otis was leading the charge of being a gloating tool. Now that things aren't going his way, he wants posts erased and people banned. What a sad little man.

This guy deserves some love too

 

[AAABatteries]

So zoonation took the bet

Oh... 

 

[James Daulton]

omfg I owned up to my no confidence.

And my hair is still awesome btw.

No likes for you!

 

[Shoot_Me_Now]

I will bet $100 - that Tiger Woods does not win a PGA Tour event before the end of 2020.

Wins since this post: 2

Lot of time to add to it before the end of 2020. 

 

[AAABatteries]

Now go hug your Eldrick doll.

Mods - can we unban this crazy ******* for 24 hours?  

 

[Leroy Hoard]

So now we are bumping 7 year old posts? That's a long time to have to prove a point.

 

[TheAristocrat]

I need to go pour a bourbon, this is going to take a while.

Tiger win bourbons are the best bourbons.

 

[James Daulton]

Oh lawd next two majors at Bethpage and PB.  

Giddy up.

 

[matuski]

Just go away, Tiger.

shocking to find this guy on the wrong end of this.

 

[AAABatteries]

So now we are bumping 7 year old posts? That's a long time to have to prove a point.

Yes.

 

[TheAristocrat]

If Tiger finds a way to win multiple majors in a year again, I'm going to be rock hard into the 2030s.  Look out ladies.

 

[AAABatteries]

How's he doing?

My Link

 

[matuski]

So now we are bumping 7 year old posts? That's a long time to have to prove a point.

"He's done."

I don't see any qualifications or time limitations on this statement

 

[TheAristocrat]

Also, short shout out to the guys here that supported Tiger through the valleys.  We've clung together through the worst so that we could all be together for today.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

"He's done."

I don't see any qualifications or time limitations on this statement

True, but that is still an awful thick notebook.

 

[matuski]

True, but that is still an awful thick notebook.

Not really, every single tournament that tiger has played in since 2009 has seen this thread bumped to remind us.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Not really, every single tournament that tiger has played in since 2009 has seen this thread bumped to remind us.

Well when you put it that way...

 

[AAABatteries]

This is not a major, but Tiger does not have a great track record when trailing after 54.

Little bit better after today.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Well we're looking at the birth of Asian golf.

A classic line. 

I’m sad you’re not around to see Tiger’s resurgence, Fin. 

 

[AAABatteries]

I just fist pumped...in my pants

 

[AAABatteries]

Tiger is wearing his lucky colors for the big day, black and red, but you can tell there is a change in his mental state. He is acting like a champion again.

Why are we doing this for the 5th straight year? How many more years will it take?

6 more.

 

[TheAristocrat]

Keep quoting the classics, AAA!  Today is Tiger's Day.

 

[AAABatteries]

I'll admit he's playing better than I expected him to but it's still been 5 years since he won a major and he's only finished better than tied for 3rd one time since then.

Can we ban this guy a 2nd time?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I don't really want to take Hack's money here. Yang is just too hot right now. This is like free cash as far as I'm concerned.

i will probably reread this thread in its entirety. 

 

[urbanhack]

True, but that is still an awful thick notebook.

Same as day 1

 

[AAABatteries]

When was the last major tiger was in contention on sunday? Like had a real chance to win coming down the stretch? He was sort of in contention at the 2011 masters, but that's the only one that i can think of. I'm sure you'll help me out though...

 

[AAABatteries]

Anyone seen JuniorNB????

 

[AAABatteries]

Fast forward to today, he hasn't won another major. No one talks about fearing him anymore. He's lost 54 hole leads. He's currenntly winning tourneys at a good clip, but we've seen other players duplicate this kind of run for a short time. He will not be BACK until he wins another major. When he does that, we can say he's BACK.

 

[Worm]

An unprecedented come back story in the history of sports. Just unbelievable and incredible.

 

[Capella]

So now we are bumping 7 year old posts? That's a long time to have to prove a point.

here for it.