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Not really - it doesn't even have legs.Jaws stands up really well too
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Not really - it doesn't even have legs.Jaws stands up really well too
Wrong forum...Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then... oh, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin', the ocean turns red, and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces
This is the best movie ever.6. Jaws (1975)
Directed by: Steven Spielberg
Starring: Roy Scheider, Robert Shaw, Richard Dreyfuss
The final 6 films on my list have all been seen by so many people, and written about at length by critics and Hollywood fans alike, that it's almost an insult to them for me to describe them or to explain why they are such great and entertaining films. Instead, for each of these I'll just offer some random thoughts:
1. This is really two movies. In the first movie, the heroes (Brody and Hooper) face the beach threat of a shark, and a villain, Mayor Vaughn (Murray Hamilton). The second movie, which is the one most fans concentrate on, is the story of 3 men (Quint, Hooper, and Brody) on a small boat trying to kill a great white shark. The first movie has a theme that is very familiar to the filmmaking of the 1970s- man gets greedy with nature and disaster ensues. Two famous examples (among many) are The Towering Inferno and The Poseidon Adventure. In each of these movies, and in Jaws, businessmen are too eager to make money and something terrible happens that could easily have been prevented. The message is don't screw with Mother Nature! But, of course, there is a difference in this movie: in the other two I mentioned, once the disaster happens, the films focus on surviving the disaster. In this movie, the heroes seek to kill the source of the disaster. They decide, in essence, to screw with mother nature after all.
2. The book that this movie is based on, by Peter Benchley, is just awful. I do not understand why so many people seem to love this book, it is nothing like the movie. It's unexciting and dully written. Brody's wife Ellen has an affair with Hooper (thankfully the film omitted this nonsense.)
3. Robert Shaw's screen presence is actually quite limited. In the first half he only appears in one (very memorable) scene. He stars in the second half, but it's of shorter length. Even so, he offers one of the all-time great performances. Scheider and Dreyfuss are better for playing off of him. Actually, the tension, camaraderie, and humor between these three men might be the best ever in movies for a threesome.
4. I first saw this movie at age 10 in the theater. My folks would not take me; my brother who was older went with a friend and snuck me in. For some reason the first 3 quarters of the film didn't scare me, even the scene early on when the head pops out. But when the engine of the boat dies, and they start to build the shark cage- then I was scared. I still believe that it was the most scared I've even been watching a movie. Even now, watching it, knowing how it's all going to come out, it's still very suspenseful and unnerving.
5. All of the top 6 films on my list have great, memorable music attached to them. These movies would simply not be the same without the music, which is an integral part of the filmmaking. In this case John Williams may have given us his greatest score, as he almost effortlessly captures the fear, speed, and suspense of the great white shark.
Up next: This is for Allah. And it's goin' way out there, sucka.
Oh and yes, the book is terrible.6. Jaws (1975)
Directed by: Steven Spielberg
Starring: Roy Scheider, Robert Shaw, Richard Dreyfuss
The final 6 films on my list have all been seen by so many people, and written about at length by critics and Hollywood fans alike, that it's almost an insult to them for me to describe them or to explain why they are such great and entertaining films. Instead, for each of these I'll just offer some random thoughts:
1. This is really two movies. In the first movie, the heroes (Brody and Hooper) face the beach threat of a shark, and a villain, Mayor Vaughn (Murray Hamilton). The second movie, which is the one most fans concentrate on, is the story of 3 men (Quint, Hooper, and Brody) on a small boat trying to kill a great white shark. The first movie has a theme that is very familiar to the filmmaking of the 1970s- man gets greedy with nature and disaster ensues. Two famous examples (among many) are The Towering Inferno and The Poseidon Adventure. In each of these movies, and in Jaws, businessmen are too eager to make money and something terrible happens that could easily have been prevented. The message is don't screw with Mother Nature! But, of course, there is a difference in this movie: in the other two I mentioned, once the disaster happens, the films focus on surviving the disaster. In this movie, the heroes seek to kill the source of the disaster. They decide, in essence, to screw with mother nature after all.
2. The book that this movie is based on, by Peter Benchley, is just awful. I do not understand why so many people seem to love this book, it is nothing like the movie. It's unexciting and dully written. Brody's wife Ellen has an affair with Hooper (thankfully the film omitted this nonsense.)
3. Robert Shaw's screen presence is actually quite limited. In the first half he only appears in one (very memorable) scene. He stars in the second half, but it's of shorter length. Even so, he offers one of the all-time great performances. Scheider and Dreyfuss are better for playing off of him. Actually, the tension, camaraderie, and humor between these three men might be the best ever in movies for a threesome.
4. I first saw this movie at age 10 in the theater. My folks would not take me; my brother who was older went with a friend and snuck me in. For some reason the first 3 quarters of the film didn't scare me, even the scene early on when the head pops out. But when the engine of the boat dies, and they start to build the shark cage- then I was scared. I still believe that it was the most scared I've even been watching a movie. Even now, watching it, knowing how it's all going to come out, it's still very suspenseful and unnerving.
5. All of the top 6 films on my list have great, memorable music attached to them. These movies would simply not be the same without the music, which is an integral part of the filmmaking. In this case John Williams may have given us his greatest score, as he almost effortlessly captures the fear, speed, and suspense of the great white shark.
Up next: This is for Allah. And it's goin' way out there, sucka.
My favorite Tarantino film, with Jackie Brown a close second.11. Inglorious Basterds (2009)
Directed by: Quentin Tarantino
Starring: Brad Pitt, Christoph Waltz, Melanie Laurent
Just a fantastic, entertaining film in so many ways. There are a number of great Hollywood WWII movies that I love but was forced to leave off my list, including, in no particular order, The Great Escape, The Dirty Dozen, The Guns of Navarone, The Eagle Has Landed, Where Eagles Dare, Stalag 17. Tarantino borrows from all of these and from numerous other sources as well in order to tell his fantasy story about killing Hitler. And that's awesome, because everything works in this movie: the tension, suspense, humor, acting, directing, is all top notch.
Christoph Waltz has the role of a lifetime here, for which he'll no doubt always be remembered. Brad Pitt is fine in a caricature role. Michael Fassbinder is only on screen for a few minutes but is extremely memorable, as is Eli Roth. And then there's Til Schweiger, so ####### awesome. I'm going to have to watch this movie again. So great.
Up next: I'm going to be a great film star! That is, if booze and sex don't get me first.
5. The Bad News Bears (1976)
Directed by: Michael Ritchie
Starring: Walter Matthau, Tatum O'Neal, Vic Morrow
The greatest sports movie of all time. The greatest movie about kids of all time. Near perfect from beginning to end.
If it's at all dated, it's only because we're probably stricter as as a society now than we were in the 1970s. At the end of the movie Buttermaker gives beer to all the kids, and this would never happen today of course. I imagine the cursing would also be strictly prohibited (this might have happened with the recent remake, I haven't dared watch that.) But even so the relationships between the kids and Matthau are timeless and unforgettable. And one of the best aspects of this film is that they lose the game at the end. That makes it into a much better film than if they had won (we would have missed out on Tanner's epic closing line as well, one of the greatest lines in movie history.) That's also what ruined the sequels- this team is not supposed to win.
I mentioned in my review of Jaws that my top 6 films all had great music. This one is particularly brilliant, because Ritchie (I assume it was the director) realized how apt it would be to use the score of Carmen, with it's unforgettable moments of tragedy and soaring triumph, to illustrate the joys and hurts of little league baseball. Again, every bit of this music is used perfectly in this film, and it simply would not be the same movie without it.
Tatum O' Neal is at her best here and also in the delightful Paper Moon, as the spunky cynical young girl with the heart of gold inside down deep. Walter Matthau, Vic Morrow, and particularly Joyce Van Patton were never better, and Jackie Earle Haley, a strange dude, at his most effective. All the kids were great, especially Tanner, Ogilvie, Engelberg, and Lupus. Oh, and Joey Turner, who wouldn't give up the ball.
This movie could easily be my #1 favorite. Some days, often, it is.
Up next: What was I supposed to do - call him for cheating better than me, in front of the others?
Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your a$$!
Love this film.4. The Sting (1973)
Directed by: George Roy Hill
Starring: Robert Redford, Paul Newman, Robert Shaw
You have to watch this film carefully, or you miss stuff. Actually I've seen it over a dozen times, and I think I see something new each time. No matter how many times I watch it, the cons are still great. This is a tremendously satisfying movie to experience, and there are 3 great "con" scenes: the first is at the beginning of the film, when Shaw's henchman is in the back of the taxi, gloating about how much money he's just taken, only to open up his wallet and discover it full of tissue paper. The second scene, and possibly my favorite single moment in all of movies, is when Paul Newman reveals 4 Jacks, to the astonishment of Shaw and his associate. And finally, of course, near the end of the movie as Shaw is dragged out of the fake gambling house by Charles Durning, having lost $500,000 to the grifters, and Redford wipes the blood off his face and sports a big grin. Does moviemaking get much better than this? I think not.
If The Bad News Bears brilliantly uses Bizet's Carmen, then The Sting's use of Scott Joplin's ragtime classic tunes is even more brilliant. Of course, Joplin's music was written for a different era, around three decades prior to when this movie takes place, and thus it's use is decidedly anachronistic- and yet it absolutely works somehow to express the Great Depression as well as the grifting that is at the center of this film. Like millions of other people who grew up in the 70s, I was first exposed to Joplin thanks to this movie and it's soundtrack- "The Entertainer" was the first piano lesson I ever received, while "Solace" remains one of my all time favorite pieces of music. (I only learned years later that the "Solace" that is played in the movie, as beautiful as it is, is only the second half of a larger piece of music, which is absolutely worth listening to in case you haven't done so.)
timschochet said:4. The Sting (1973)
Directed by: George Roy Hill
Starring: Robert Redford, Paul Newman, Robert Shaw
Featuring my good buddy, John Doe. http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1997_Boogie_Nights/fhd997BGN_John_Doe_001.jpg3. Boogie Nights (1997)
Directed by: Paul Thomas Anderson
Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Julianne Moore, Burt Reynolds
This movie has possibly more great and memorable scenes than any other I can remember. Off the top of my head, in no particular order:
1. Dirk's time at the recording studio, and Reed's insistence that they need the recordings because it's an obvious hit- rivalling perhaps only This Is Spinal Tap in utter hilarity.
2. Scotty's scene alone in his car after he tried to kiss Dirk - "I'm a ####### idiot".
3. The initial pool sequence as the camera pans from guest to guest.
4. The initial sequence of the film as the soundtrack (remarkable) begins with the Emotions "Best of My Love".
5. Amber's court scene, and her crying afterwards.
6. Jack and Rollergirl attack Rollergirl's old schoolmate. This scene is particularly brutal, with tremendous acting. The anger, the sheer rage on the faces of Burt Reynolds and Heather Graham is palpable.
7. Dirk's changes in attitude and expression as he collects award after award- his transformation from newcomer to star.
8. Amber and Rollergirl doing coke and Rollergirl asks Amber to be her mother. Both pathetic, tragic, and deeply moving.
9. All scenes involving Don Cheadle, particularly at the bank, and at the donut shop.
10. And of course, the sequence in which Dirk, Reed, and Todd attempt to scam the drug dealer. Thomas Jane, who plays Todd, does an amazing acting job with a small amount of time on screen here. Again, the soundtrack is awesomely selected, with the music adding to the tension of the scene (especially "Sister Christian" and "Jessie's Girl".) The camera work focusing on Dirk's face is great- where is he, and how did he get here?
There's a lot I'm leaving out of course. Such an incredible, memorable film.
Up next: My father was fond of saying you need three things in life - a good doctor, a forgiving priest, and a clever accountant. The first two, I've never had much use for.
Love love LOVE John Doe. I didn't even make the connection that it was him.Featuring my good buddy, John Doe. http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1997_Boogie_Nights/fhd997BGN_John_Doe_001.jpg
I chatted with him for about half an hour about 10 years ago. So that makes him a very close friend in my book.Love love LOVE John Doe. I didn't even make the connection that it was him.
Do you really know him?
That is awesome. X is one of my all time favorite bands.I chatted with him for about half an hour about 10 years ago. So that makes him a very close friend in my book.
So, a very close lifelong friend.I chatted with him for about half an hour about 10 years ago. So that makes him a very close friend in my book.
ETA it was in 2000. Yeesh.
I don't watch this as often as i'd like to. I can't. The stones-on-the-grave at the end is the most evocative moment ever captured in media and i dont ever want to get used to that catharsis.2. Schindler's List (1993)
Directed by: Steven Spielberg
Starring: Liam Neeson, Ralph Fiennes, Ben Kingsley
With regard to both this film and the #1 film on my list, there is little for me to write. Either you've seen them and you recognize their greatness, or you haven't and/or you don't, in which case you're simply a philistine and why are you bothering to read this thread?
Some people, however, may question my placement of this movie as the #2 film on a list of favorites, which I have described as entertaining, since they might not see this film as particularly entertaining, more a gruesome experience. I get that. For me, I find Schindler's List to be a mesmerizing movie every time I watch it (which doesn't happen, I've noticed, unless I order it on Amazon; unlike the #1 movie on my list it's not something that shows up on TV on a regular basis.)
Even though I didn't want to demean this film by describing it in any way, I can't let any writeup on it go without discussing Ralph Fiennes, who offers what I believe to be the greatest film villain in movie history. So there's that.
Up next: Only don't tell me you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and makes me very angry.
I was going to post the exact same thing!Yankee23Fan said:It's a great movie. But it's not one that I look to watch again either. Usually when I consider my favorite movies they are ones that I could watch over and over and over again.
Oh, you think so, Doctor?Rollergirl...................................................................................................................................................................................i'm out.
ladies & gentlemen....1. The Godfather (1972)
Directed by: Francis Ford Coppola
Starring: Marlon Brando, Al Pacino, James Caan
It would be an insult to this film for me to add a single word of comment.
Hope you guys enjoyed this, sorry about all the time it took. The entire list of movies can be found on the first post. I plan on devoting this thread, in the future, to random thoughts of the day, and I will answer any questions put to me. I will be continuing the Russian narrative in a different thread.
:slowclap: Well done sir. Too funny.
Plus it's a lousy movie to make out at.I was going to post the exact same thing!Yankee23Fan said:It's a great movie. But it's not one that I look to watch again either. Usually when I consider my favorite movies they are ones that I could watch over and over and over again.
Exene gave Mrs. Eephus her cell phone number last weekI chatted with him for about half an hour about 10 years ago. So that makes him a very close friend in my book.
ETA it was in 2000. Yeesh.
I saw this in my Facebook feed. What's going on, SID?Tim the Confederate monument thing is a really sad episode in my benighted city's history. Having said that the Liberty Monument is one I don't mind seeing go. I'll discuss with you some more but it's very contentious right now and very unlike us. This is some very serious stuff and very dangerous.
I have to get wound up to talk about it.I saw this in my Facebook feed. What's going on, SID?
Politics is personal here. It starts with the mayor, then it gets highly racial, which we generally have a great history of avoiding. We have race politics but for the most part not angry racial politics. But this may change things.eta* What are the prevailing political pressures, process, etc.?
We could build buildings to store artefacts and highlight these people through exhibits of some kind. We could charge people a nominal fee to view these things, you know, to pay for expenses. Call it a "muse over while you see em", or something like that.There's got to be a way to celebrate, honor, and revere the memory of the great generals, soldiers, and statesmen who served the Confederacy without it being a pro-racist thing. These folks are part of our history.
He ranked Titanic his 34th favorite movie of all time.What did Tim do now?
Welcome back. Are you happy the Lakers drafted Lonzo Ball?Hey it's good to be back. I have a LOT of thoughts about politics and stuff over the last month or so. I'm sure I'll get to it. For now, hello to everybody here and feel free to ask me any questions.
Yes and no.Welcome back. Are you happy the Lakers drafted Lonzo Ball?