total recall remake (1 Viewer)

[fsufan]

Total recall is one of favorite sci fi/Schwarzenegger movies. cant believe they are remaking with sucky Colin Farrell

come on Hollywood come up with some new movies ideas

http://popwatch.ew.com/2011/01/10/total-recall-remake-colin-farrell/

 

[Christo]

 

[LHUCKS]

epic fail if there is no Mars involved

Also, Sharon Stone in her prime was a hot piece of ###

 

[bostonfred]

If they wanted to remake it with a better actor than Arnold, then why didn't they find a better actor than Arnold?

 

[Kenny Powers]

KUATO LIVES

 

[Clinton]

4 boobs this time

 

[Hov34]

This is an abomination.

Also remaking/rebooting? Spiderman 4 years after the last one.

#### you Hollywood.

 

[Kenny Powers]

Also remaking/rebooting? Spiderman 4 years after the last one.

Has to be a continuation, but the 3rd one was good enough reason to let sleeping dogs lie. Bringing this series back with a new Spiderman is worse than having a new take on a 20yr old movie, great as it may be

 

[Todem]

Quaid........remember.....remember.

 

[The General]

4 boobs this time

 

[Maelstrom]

4 boobs this time

Is it bad that scene was the first thing I thought of when I saw this title?

 

[Postradamus]

4 boobs this time

 

[17seconds]

It'll be in theaters for about TWWOOO WWEEEEEKS

 

[IvanKaramazov]

Okay, I'll be the guy who says that this is a movie that genuinely deserves a remake. I saw the original several months ago for the first time in years, and I was surprised by how bad it was; it much cheesier than I had remembered. And of course Arnold was awful. This could have been a much better movie with a better cast and a darker style.

Of course, that's not the direction they seem to be going with this so I'm sure the remake will probably suck, but this isn't like remaking an already-perfect film like Halloween. It's a remake of a good story that deserved a better film treatment.

 

[Arizona Ron]

I like the idea, I like that's it's not a complete repeat and the story isn't going to be on Mars. What I don't understand is if it's going to be in a completely different setting, why bother associating it with Total Recall? Just call it something else if it's not part 2 or a prequel.

 

[wadegarrett]

SEE YOU AT THE PAHTY RICHTER!

 

[culdeus]

Okay, I'll be the guy who says that this is a movie that genuinely deserves a remake. I saw the original several months ago for the first time in years, and I was surprised by how bad it was; it much cheesier than I had remembered. And of course Arnold was awful. This could have been a much better movie with a better cast and a darker style.Of course, that's not the direction they seem to be going with this so I'm sure the remake will probably suck, but this isn't like remaking an already-perfect film like Halloween. It's a remake of a good story that deserved a better film treatment.

I tend to agree, but Arnold always gave campy films a little bit of a nudge. Not sure who you can put in as a drop in replacement.

 

[pantherclub]

DEAR hollywood,

please remake Transformers and make it correctly this time

thanks

pantherc

 

[Insein]

Very first sentence sums up the whole movie.

Total Recall features a three-breasted mutant prostitute, the nightmarish vision of Arnold Schwarzenegger digging a tracking device out of his skull through his right nostril, and the questionable scientific assertion that Martian radiation can turn an average human into a bug-eyed space monster.

And it was great.

 

[sho nuff]

epic fail if there is no Mars involvedAlso, Sharon Stone in her prime was a hot piece of ###

Found something I can agree with Hucks on...she was hot as balls in that one.

 

[sho nuff]

Very first sentence sums up the whole movie.

Total Recall features a three-breasted mutant prostitute, the nightmarish vision of Arnold Schwarzenegger digging a tracking device out of his skull through his right nostril, and the questionable scientific assertion that Martian radiation can turn an average human into a bug-eyed space monster.

And it was great.

Not long after my first sinus surgery...my doctor was up in my nose with his scope and pulled out a scab that felt like that tracking device coming out.Good times.

 

[Tom Servo]

epic fail if there is no Mars involvedAlso, Sharon Stone in her prime was a hot piece of ###

Found something I can agree with Hucks on...she was hot as balls in that one.

A blind hog finds an acorn every once in a while.

 

[jdoggydogg]

Full trailer posted today

 

[Tickle Monster]

Full trailer posted today

Hmmm... has me intrigued...

 

[Eviloutsider]

Full trailer posted today

Hmmm... has me intrigued...

I only see girls with two boobs. That makes me sad.

 

[meatwad1]

Full trailer posted today

Hmmm... has me intrigued...

I only see girls with two boobs. That makes me sad.

This could be cool...remember that the first TR was not so much a Schwarzenegger film as it was a Paul Verhoven film. How this is depends on the rating. Hard R would be awesome...PG - 13 which it probably will be, means meh.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Looks pretty bad. Except for Kate Beckinsale.

 

[[icon]]

Perhaps some quad-boobage?

ETA: Jesus you guys beat me to it

 

[Bull Dozier]

epic fail if there is no Mars involvedAlso, Sharon Stone in her prime was a hot piece of ###

Found something I can agree with Hucks on...she was hot as balls in that one.

"I'll give you something to dream about" gave me something to dream about many times as a young man.

 

[Marvin]

Looks pretty bad. Except for Kate Beckinsale.

Looks a lot better than the original.

 

[GregR]

'Total Recall' remake: Colin Farrell is in...but Mars is out?

by Darren Franich

Total Recall features a three-breasted mutant prostitute, the nightmarish vision of Arnold Schwarzenegger digging a tracking device out of his skull through his right nostril, and the questionable scientific assertion that Martian radiation can turn an average human into a bug-eyed space monster.

"Martian radiation"

 

[SacramentoBob]

Trailer looks interesting. Maybe a rental.

 

[Limp Ditka]

epic fail if there is no Mars involvedAlso, Sharon Stone in her prime was a hot piece of ###

Found something I can agree with Hucks on...she was hot as balls in that one.

Since you're agreeing with LHUCKS here, I'm going to go on the assumption that you mean male balls.

 

[nightmare]

Preview looks good, I'll see it. Watch the original then come back

and bag on the remake-It's not that great, Good but not untouchable.

Some movies you saw as a youth don't remain as awesome as you get older.

 

[GregR]

And what's wrong with Colin Farrell? You saying this guy can't fill Arnold's shoes?

 

[Sinrman]

Ugh... I agree with the OP. Love the original... but what we read here sounds like crap.

 

[Apple Juice]

Looks pretty bad. Except for Kate Beckinsale.

Looks a lot better than the original.

Yeah, the original was okay for the time but people remember it as being a lot better than it was. It's the kind of movie that can be a lot better with enhanced effects as long as it doesn't go overboard and stays true to the concept, which was the coolest aspect of the original.

 

[Marvin]

Looks pretty bad. Except for Kate Beckinsale.

Looks a lot better than the original.

Yeah, the original was okay for the time but people remember it as being a lot better than it was. It's the kind of movie that can be a lot better with enhanced effects as long as it doesn't go overboard and stays true to the concept, which was the coolest aspect of the original.

Yep. The original was cheesy to the point where it was hard to even care about what the actual story was.

 

[Thunderlips]

This (We Can Remember It For You Wholesale), Blade Runner (Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep) and I Am Legend (one that doesn't have grey faced people in a hot rod or Will Smith as a Scientist....but instead focuses on an Every Mans struggle) should all be remade. The movies have all been dumbed down for the masses...while the books are all pretty good. ( I can't knock Blade Runner too much as I like it).

 

[dparker713]

Beckinsale and Biel. Pretty solid.

 

[pantherclub]

Colin Farrell needs to be beaten with a tire iron

 

[The Big Guy]

I will watch it, but my dreams will still be filled with 3 boobed women.

 

[sports_fan]

This (We Can Remember It For You Wholesale), Blade Runner (Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep) and I Am Legend (one that doesn't have grey faced people in a hot rod or Will Smith as a Scientist....but instead focuses on an Every Mans struggle) should all be remade. The movies have all been dumbed down for the masses...while the books are all pretty good. ( I can't knock Blade Runner too much as I like it).

Remake Blade Runner? wtf

 

[Koya]

This (We Can Remember It For You Wholesale), Blade Runner (Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep) and I Am Legend (one that doesn't have grey faced people in a hot rod or Will Smith as a Scientist....but instead focuses on an Every Mans struggle) should all be remade. The movies have all been dumbed down for the masses...while the books are all pretty good. ( I can't knock Blade Runner too much as I like it).

Remake Blade Runner? wtf

You'd need to do one with and one without narration and make sure the director contradicts the very intent of the movie to make it plausible.

 

[bushdocda]

Im concerned I would prefer Gosling handling the task of making deranged Arnold-like grunts when exposed to turrible space gas.

 

[Marvin]

This (We Can Remember It For You Wholesale), Blade Runner (Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep) and I Am Legend (one that doesn't have grey faced people in a hot rod or Will Smith as a Scientist....but instead focuses on an Every Mans struggle) should all be remade. The movies have all been dumbed down for the masses...while the books are all pretty good. ( I can't knock Blade Runner too much as I like it).

Remake Blade Runner? wtf

And "Do Androids..." isn't that great of a book. Probably one of ****'s worst.

 

[Lutherman2112]

There are places on the internet where you can read parts of the original manuscript.

When you read, try to forget the Schwarzenegger movie.

 

[BigSteelThrill]

No way can they improve upon the this movie and the Academy Award it won.

 

[Otis]

looks awesome

 

[Max Power]

I'll watch for the boobs alone