Toughest Dude Ever? (1 Viewer)

[steelerfan1]

Porter from Payback.

looks like you are gonna need to do a 'toughest dude ever' bracket.

Nico Toscani.....or Captain Insano

 

[zoonation]

Frank Dukes

 

[Flying V]

A pissed off Zatoichi.

 

[Guest]

Jason Bourne

 

[Guest]

Chosen One.

 

[Apes with Guns]

Chesty Puller

Chesty Puller would survive no matter what. I don't know if he's tough as some of these other guys in the traditional sense, but he won't lose.

Ergo, he always wins, so he is the answer.

 

[T Bell]

I'm talking movies here... Has to be a "real" person - So people like Wolverine, Superman, & Batman don't count.

We're talking the last guy you want to see at the end of a dark alley.

I'll start it off with James "Clubber" Lang from Rocky III - If Rocky and Lang fight 100 times, Lang wins 99, unfortunately for him, that 1 loss is at the end of Rocky III...

Anton Chigurh

 

[pizzatyme]

Kaiser Soze

 

[Angry Beavers]

Claude Van Dam - has to at least be part of this conversation

 

[Maurile Tremblay]

I'll start it off with James "Clubber" Lang from Rocky III - If Rocky and Lang fight 100 times, Lang wins 99, unfortunately for him, that 1 loss is at the end of Rocky III...

Uhmmm...that's still not a "real" person. Just sayin'.

I took it as someone without super hero powers.

Isn't identifying the most powerful fictional character without superhero powers kind of like identifying the world's tallest midget?

 

[Christo]

Frank Dukes

Dux?

 

[Emerson Biggens]

Jason Bourne

My vote too

 

[Timmay]

Karl Malone...did you see him at the skills challenge on Saturday night, according to Reggie Miller, he has been lifting trucks. Plus did you see what he did in WCW.

 

[Ghost Rider]

Daniel LaRusso.

 

[zoonation]

Frank Dukes

Dux?

Whoops. Yeah, him.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Dalton from Roadhouse.

/thread

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Sgt. John O'Mara from Gangster Squad. Dude was nails.

 

[TheIronSheik]

How can you name Clubber Lang, when Ivan Drago likely destroys Clubber?

He'd feel better seeing a white guy at the end of a dark alley?

 

[Fullback Fro]

William Wallace. He can shoot fireballs out of his ####

 

[playin4beer]

Toll Road from The Expendables.. aka Randy Couture...

 

[Snotbubbles]

Karl Malone...did you see him at the skills challenge on Saturday night, according to Reggie Miller, he has been lifting trucks. Plus did you see what he did in WCW.

Actually, I was thinking Busta Rhymes. I'd be scared he'd eat me.

 

[Touchdown Syndrome]

I'm talking movies here... Has to be a "real" person - So people like Wolverine, Superman, & Batman don't count.

We're talking the last guy you want to see at the end of a dark alley.

I'll start it off with James "Clubber" Lang from Rocky III - If Rocky and Lang fight 100 times, Lang wins 99, unfortunately for him, that 1 loss is at the end of Rocky III...

Anton Chigurh

^^solid choice. That dude was terrifying.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Magnús Ver Magnússon

 

[Apes with Guns]

Magnús Ver Magnússon

is that the dude who throws kegs over walls?

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

Whichever role Chuck Norris agrees to play.

44 posts. Really?

Since the obvious answer is Chuck Norris, I'll go with the only possible counter, "The Most Interesting Man In The World".

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

Magnús Ver Magnússon

is that the dude who throws kegs over walls?

I thought he was the guy who crippled his leg running with a fridge on his back?

 

[rockaction]

Magnús Ver Magnússon

is that the dude who throws kegs over walls?

Yes.

 

[Spartans346]

John Wayne

 

[TheIronSheik]

Magnús Ver Magnússon

is that the dude who throws kegs over walls?

Yup.

 

[Widbil83]

Roy Munson

 

[E Street Brat]

My Dad.

Tat?

 

[Terminator Stout]

Billy jack

 

[Vizzini]

Fezzik

That moron was bested by a fairy with a mustache! Inconceivable!

 

[E Street Brat]

Jack Bauer

 

[Hawks64]

Jason Voorhees

 

[StrikeS2k]

Whichever role Chuck Norris agrees to play.

44 posts. Really?

Since the obvious answer is Chuck Norris, I'll go with the only possible counter, "The Most Interesting Man In The World".

More accurately, post 27........

 

[T Bell]

I'm talking movies here... Has to be a "real" person - So people like Wolverine, Superman, & Batman don't count.

We're talking the last guy you want to see at the end of a dark alley.

I'll start it off with James "Clubber" Lang from Rocky III - If Rocky and Lang fight 100 times, Lang wins 99, unfortunately for him, that 1 loss is at the end of Rocky III...

Anton Chigurh

^^solid choice. That dude was terrifying.

he's sort of like the Pepi Le Peux of murder.

 

[Drifter]

The Chechnyans from RocknRolla

 

[Guest]

I'm talking movies here... Has to be a "real" person - So people like Wolverine, Superman, & Batman don't count.

We're talking the last guy you want to see at the end of a dark alley.

I'll start it off with James "Clubber" Lang from Rocky III - If Rocky and Lang fight 100 times, Lang wins 99, unfortunately for him, that 1 loss is at the end of Rocky III...

Anton Chigurh

^^solid choice. That dude was terrifying.

he's sort of like the Pepi Le Peux of murder.

He was creepy, but did he ever really fight?

 

[fantasycurse42]

I'm talking movies here... Has to be a "real" person - So people like Wolverine, Superman, & Batman don't count.

We're talking the last guy you want to see at the end of a dark alley.

I'll start it off with James "Clubber" Lang from Rocky III - If Rocky and Lang fight 100 times, Lang wins 99, unfortunately for him, that 1 loss is at the end of Rocky III...

Anton Chigurh

^^solid choice. That dude was terrifying.

he's sort of like the Pepi Le Peux of murder.

He was creepy, but did he ever really fight?

Guy was def creepy, but we are talking about weaponless bare knuckle beat-down and Clubber Lang ####s this guy up.

Just the sound effects are scary

 

[TheIronSheik]

I'm talking movies here... Has to be a "real" person - So people like Wolverine, Superman, & Batman don't count.

We're talking the last guy you want to see at the end of a dark alley.

I'll start it off with James "Clubber" Lang from Rocky III - If Rocky and Lang fight 100 times, Lang wins 99, unfortunately for him, that 1 loss is at the end of Rocky III...

Anton Chigurh

^^solid choice. That dude was terrifying.

he's sort of like the Pepi Le Peux of murder.

He was creepy, but did he ever really fight?

Guy was def creepy, but we are talking about weaponless bare knuckle beat-down and Clubber Lang ####s this guy up.

Just the sound effects are scary

Mike Tyson > Clubber Lang

 

[flysack]

I'm talking movies here... Has to be a "real" person - So people like Wolverine, Superman, & Batman don't count.

We're talking the last guy you want to see at the end of a dark alley.

I'll start it off with James "Clubber" Lang from Rocky III - If Rocky and Lang fight 100 times, Lang wins 99, unfortunately for him, that 1 loss is at the end of Rocky III...

Anton Chigurh

^^solid choice. That dude was terrifying.

/thread

 

[Ballstein]

Joe Bonham in "Johnny got his gun". Yeah, he's the guy in the Metallica's "ONE" video.

 

[Franknbeans]

Raylan Givens

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Michael Malloy

Failed murder attempts[SIZE=small][[/SIZE]edit]The events that led to Malloy's death began in January 1933.[1][2] He was, at the time, alcoholic and homeless.[1][2] Five men who were acquainted with Malloy, Tony Marino, Joseph "Red" Murphy, Francis Pasqua, Hershey Green, and Daniel Kriesberg (later dubbed "the Murder Trust" by the headlines), plotted to take out three life insurance policies on Malloy and then get him to drink himself to death.[1][2] The first part of the plot was successful (probably achieved with the aid of a corrupt insurance agent), and they stood to gain over $3,500 (more than $61,000 by 2011's standards by the CPI) if Malloy died an accidental death.[1][2]

Marino owned a speakeasy and gave Malloy unlimited credit, thinking Malloy would abuse it and drink himself to death.[1][2] Although Malloy drank for a majority of his waking day, it did not kill him. To remedy this, antifreeze was substituted for liquor, but still, Malloy would drink until he passed out, wake up, and come back for more.[1][2] Antifreeze was substituted with turpentine, followed by horse liniment, and finally mixed in rat poison.[1][4] Still, Malloy lived.

The group then tried raw oysters soaked in wood alcohol.[1][2] This idea apparently came from Pasqua, who saw a man die after eating oysters with whiskey.[1] Then came a sandwich of spoiledsardines mixed with poison and carpet tacks.[1][2][5]

When that failed, they decided that it was unlikely that anything Malloy ingested was going to kill him, so the Murder Trust decided to freeze him to death. On a night when the temperature reached -14 °F (-26 °C), Malloy drank until he passed out, was carried to a park, dumped in the snow, and had five gallons (19 L) of water poured on his bare chest.[1][2] Nevertheless, Malloy reappeared the following day for his drink. The next attempt on his life came when they hit him with Green's taxi, moving at 45 miles per hour (72 km/h).[1][2] This put Malloy in the hospital for three weeks with broken bones.[2] The gang presumed he was dead but was unable to collect the policy on him.[1] When he again appeared at the bar, they decided on one last approach.

Malloy's murder[SIZE=small][[/SIZE]edit]On February 22, after he passed out for the night, they took him to Murphy's room, put a hose in his mouth that was connected to the gas jet, and turned it on.[1][2] This finally killed Malloy, death occurring within minutes.[1][2]

He was pronounced dead of lobar pneumonia and quickly buried.[4] However, the members of the Murder Trust proved to be their own worst enemies—they talked too much and squabbled among themselves over the division of the loot.[1][2] Eventually police heard rumors of "Mike the Durable" in speakeasies all over town, and upon learning that a Michael Malloy had died that night, they had the body exhumed and forensically examined.[1][2]

The five men were put on trial. Green went to prison, and the other four members were executed in the electric chair at Sing Sing.[1][6]

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Mongo

 

[Christo]

Raylan Givens

Love the guy. But he gets his ### kicked all the time.

 

[Jaysus]

John Matrix

Let off some steam, Bennett

 

[sho nuff]

Magnús Ver Magnússon

is that the dude who throws kegs over walls?

I thought he was the guy who crippled his leg running with a fridge on his back?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3A0o3scGP0

No, that was Franco Columbu.

Gruesome injury...thankfully its not a very clear video.

 

[Billy Bats]

Casey Ryback.