Toughest Dude Ever? (1 Viewer)

[fantasycurse42]

I'm talking movies here... Has to be a "real" person - So people like Wolverine, Superman, & Batman don't count.

We're talking the last guy you want to see at the end of a dark alley.

I'll start it off with James "Clubber" Lang from Rocky III - If Rocky and Lang fight 100 times, Lang wins 99, unfortunately for him, that 1 loss is at the end of Rocky III...

 

[avoiding injuries]

John Matrix

 

[Tom Servo]

John McClaine?

 

[MaxThreshold]

I'm talking movies here... Has to be a "real" person - So people like Wolverine, Superman, & Batman don't count.

We're talking the last guy you want to see at the end of a dark alley.

I'll start it off with James "Clubber" Lang from Rocky III - If Rocky and Lang fight 100 times, Lang wins 99, unfortunately for him, that 1 loss is at the end of Rocky III...

Uhmmm...that's still not a "real" person. Just sayin'.

I'd have to say timscochet. That dude takes a beating day in and day out and still comes back for more. He's one tough SOB.

 

[Tom Servo]

Dalton from Roadhouse.

 

[avoiding injuries]

I'm talking movies here... Has to be a "real" person - So people like Wolverine, Superman, & Batman don't count.

We're talking the last guy you want to see at the end of a dark alley.

I'll start it off with James "Clubber" Lang from Rocky III - If Rocky and Lang fight 100 times, Lang wins 99, unfortunately for him, that 1 loss is at the end of Rocky III...

Uhmmm...that's still not a "real" person. Just sayin'.

I took it as someone without super hero powers.

 

[MaxThreshold]

I'm talking movies here... Has to be a "real" person - So people like Wolverine, Superman, & Batman don't count.

We're talking the last guy you want to see at the end of a dark alley.

I'll start it off with James "Clubber" Lang from Rocky III - If Rocky and Lang fight 100 times, Lang wins 99, unfortunately for him, that 1 loss is at the end of Rocky III...

Uhmmm...that's still not a "real" person. Just sayin'.

I took it as someone without super hero powers.

Well...that excludes me then.

 

[fruity pebbles]

gotta be john rambo

 

[sports_fan]

Conan the barbarian

 

[lod01]

Porter from Payback.

looks like you are gonna need to do a 'toughest dude ever' bracket.

 

[NutterButter]

Robocop

 

[Fantasy_Freak]

Danny Russo

 

[KCitons]

My Dad.

 

[fantasycurse42]

I say Clubber Lang beats the #### out of everyone mentioned so far.

 

[sports_fan]

Fezzik

 

[lod01]

I say Clubber Lang beats the #### out of everyone mentioned so far.

Porter would keep getting up until Lang was tired and then stick his hand thru Lang neck and pull out his lungs as he gasped for air.

 

[jamny]

Karl Drogo

 

[fruity pebbles]

I say Clubber Lang beats the #### out of everyone mentioned so far.

Rambo, really? Stallone beat Lang without a ka-bar. Give him a weapon and its not even close.

 

[fantasycurse42]

I say Clubber Lang beats the #### out of everyone mentioned so far.

Rambo, really? Stallone beat Lang without a ka-bar. Give him a weapon and its not even close.

This is hand to hand... No weapons.

 

[Apes with Guns]

johnny knoxville

 

[Limp Ditka]

Black Knight.

/thread

 

[lod01]

Lang couldn't even handle a boxing glove. Porter survived multiple gunshots to the back, hit by a vehicle and a massive beatdown including having his toes smashed with a hammer.

 

[Otis]

Rudy Rudiger

 

[Otis]

Rocky

 

[sports_fan]

I'm talking movies here... Has to be a "real" person - So people like Wolverine, Superman, & Batman don't count.

We're talking the last guy you want to see at the end of a dark alley.

I'll start it off with James "Clubber" Lang from Rocky III - If Rocky and Lang fight 100 times, Lang wins 99, unfortunately for him, that 1 loss is at the end of Rocky III...

It's really suspicious that they just happened to film the one time Rocky won.

 

[Otis]

How can you name Clubber Lang, when Ivan Drago likely destroys Clubber?

 

[StrikeS2k]

I thought this was decided and the answer was Chuck Norris.

 

[Apple Jack]

Chesty Puller

 

[pizzatyme]

Gladiator

Conan the Barbarian

Bruce Lee

Billy Jack

 

[JB Breakfast Club]

How can you name Clubber Lang, when Ivan Drago likely destroys Clubber?

From the OP: "We're talking the last guy you want to see at the end of a dark alley."

I'd be scared, but I'd go down the alley with the Russian. I'd turn around and run away if Clubber were there.

The dark alley is a different question than a hand to hand combat contest...so, which is it?

 

[Chaka]

Epic Beard Man.

 

[Dentist]

I'll start it off with James "Clubber" Lang from Rocky III - If Rocky and Lang fight 100 times, Lang wins 99, unfortunately for him, that 1 loss is at the end of Rocky III...

So if you boiled down the entire plot of Rock III it amounts to a bad beat story?

effin' 1 outers.

 

[lod01]

Epic Beard Man.

Solid choice.

 

[avoiding injuries]

At the end of a dark alley, I would not want to see any Bruce Lee, Jet Li or even Jackie Chan characters.

 

[sports_fan]

Gladiator

Conan the Barbarian

Bruce Lee

Billy Jack

Bruce Lee is a good answer. Especially since he actually did some street fighting.

 

[Frank Drebin]

Anyone who's seen the torture scene in Casino Royale (2006 version) knows the answer is James Bond. Being able to walk within weeks of taking that beating would be a miracle.

 

[lod01]

At the end of a dark alley, I would not want to see any Bruce Lee, Jet Li or even Jackie Chan characters.

You are in luck. You would never see Bruce Lee coming. You be dead before your head hit the pavement and you wouldn't even know it.

 

[Dentist]

Anyone who's seen the torture scene in Casino Royale (2006 version) knows the answer is James Bond. Being able to walk within weeks of taking that beating would be a miracle.

 

[lod01]

Gotta have Snake Pliskin in the conversation.

 

[Christo]

Karl Drogo

Khal's brother?

 

[Fullback Fro]

Marty McFly - That punch he laid on Biff rotated him 3 times.

 

[avoiding injuries]

Marty McFly - That punch he laid on Biff rotated him 3 times.

I thought that was Grorge?

 

[avoiding injuries]

Marty McFly - That punch he laid on Biff rotated him 3 times.

I thought that was Grorge?

Also known as George.

 

[Christo]

Whichever role Chuck Norris agrees to play.

 

[Chaka]

Oh Dae-su

 

[Chaka]

A Boy Named Sue

 

[CletiusMaximus]

I say Clubber Lang beats the #### out of everyone mentioned so far.

Rambo, really? Stallone beat Lang without a ka-bar. Give him a weapon and its not even close.

This is hand to hand... No weapons.

Kirk, easily.

 

[Guest]

Ben Richards

 

[Kevrunner]

Kwai Chang Caine

 

[jamny]

Michael Caine