Trick Questions for kids (1 Viewer)

[Long Ball Larry]

If you have two US coins totaling $ .15 and one of them is not a nickel, what coins do you have?

Is the other a nickel, be honest.

it's a wheat penny, and you just made a profit of $200.

 

[Long Ball Larry]

impressed with the brain power of some you guys answering the questions.

 

[Ilov80s]

If you have two US coins totaling $ .15 and one of them is not a nickel, what coins do you have?

Is the other a nickel, be honest.

it's a wheat penny, and you just made a profit of $200.

$$$ yeah I did.

 

[matuski]

If you were out in the middle of nowhere, nobody around for miles, and you woke up with a sore butt, like someone had sexed you in the middle of the night, would you tell anyone? No? Want to go camping this weekend?

Did you go to a Catholic school?

 

[shadyridr]

Remember when you used to blow bubbles when you were a kid?

Hes looking for you

 

[Mr. Ected]

"What mouse stands on two legs?
[The usual response is Mickey Mouse]
What duck stands on two legs?"

Spoiler

Usual response is Donald Duck.

Correct answer is "All ducks stand on two legs!!"

 

[Long Ball Larry]

"What mouse stands on two legs?

[The usual response is Mickey Mouse]

What duck stands on two legs?"

Spoiler

Usual response is Donald Duck.

Correct answer is "All ducks stand on two legs!!"

Danger mouse.

 

[Freelove]

"What mouse stands on two legs?

[The usual response is Mickey Mouse]

What duck stands on two legs?"

Spoiler

Usual response is Donald Duck.

Correct answer is "All ducks stand on two legs!!"

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01483/duck4_1483607c.jpg

 

[Tom Skerritt]

Your epidermis is showing!

 

[Maurile Tremblay]

I love doing this one with kids (originally from Steven Wright):

"How old are you now?"

"Twelve."

"You know, when I was your age, I was thirteen."

Then watch their expression as they come to realize the impossibility of it.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Knock knock

Who's there?

I eat mop

I eat mop who?

Ewwww you eat your poo?

 

[gianmarco]

Knock knock

Who's there?

I eat mop

I eat mop who?

Ewwww you eat your poo?

 

[jon_mx]

Who is buried in Grant's tomb?

 

[Parrothead]

When I was a kid, "How many grooves are on a record" stumped me. I used to start at the edge and count the rings going inward and couldn't figure out why the answer I kept getting was wrong.

Too bad kids these day's won't even know what a record is.

or a dickfer

what's a dickfer?

oh ok I looked it up. It's basically the same thing as a penisdo.

What's a penisdo?

bend over and I'll show ya

 

[FlapJacks]

A man always drives and yet always walks. How can this be?

 

[jhib]

Say "boast" ten times slow.

Say "coast" ten times medium.

Say "roast" ten times fast.

Quick - what do you put in a toaster?

 

[gianmarco]

A man always drives and yet always walks. How can this be?

He's a golfer!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Say "boast" ten times slow.

Say "coast" ten times medium.

Say "roast" ten times fast.

Quick - what do you put in a toaster?

Bread

 

[Dan Lambskin]

THIS ONES EATING MY POPCORN

 

[Austin Lee]

You're trapped in a room with two doors and no other ways out. One door leads to freedom. The other leads to certain death. A knight stands next to each door. One of the knights always tells the truth, and the other knight always lies. You don't know which knight is which. What one question can you ask either knight to figure out which door will lead you to freedom?

This riddle was in the movie Labyrinth with David Bowie.

Spoiler

"If I were to ask the other knight, 'Which door leads to certain death?' what would he tell me?" Whichever door the knight points to is the door that will lead you to freedom.

 

[Psychopav]

Who is bigger, Mrs. Bigger or Mrs. Bigger's baby?

Mrs. Bigger's baby is a little bigger.

 

[Psychopav]

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims.

 

[Keerock]

Hey! What's that under there?

Under where?

 

[jon_mx]

Who is buried in Grant's tomb?

You ask them this after you asked several trick questions and you will stump them because it is too obvious.

 

[McGarnicle]

Want some candy?

 

[bostonfred]

A man starts running, turns around and sees a masked man behind him. So he turns and keeps running, but sure enough, the masked man is still there. So he turns again, running faster, but the masked man is still there. He turns again, running as fast as he can. The masked man stands in front of him, waiting, and hits him in the chest with his gloved hand. The tall man smiles, stands up, and walks away. What just happened?

Spoiler

It's a baseball game and he just hit an inside the park home run. Ha ha clinton dix.

 

[shadyridr]

A man starts running, turns around and sees a masked man behind him. So he turns and keeps running, but sure enough, the masked man is still there. So he turns again, running faster, but the masked man is still there. He turns again, running as fast as he can. The masked man stands in front of him, waiting, and hits him in the chest with his gloved hand. The tall man smiles, stands up, and walks away. What just happened?

Spoiler

It's a baseball game and he just hit an inside the park home run. Ha ha clinton dix.

so the catcher followed him around the bases?

 

[Mjolnirs]

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky? Is it Louie Ville or Louis Ville?

 

[Guest]

A man starts running, turns around and sees a masked man behind him. So he turns and keeps running, but sure enough, the masked man is still there. So he turns again, running faster, but the masked man is still there. He turns again, running as fast as he can. The masked man stands in front of him, waiting, and hits him in the chest with his gloved hand. The tall man smiles, stands up, and walks away. What just happened?

Spoiler

It's a baseball game and he just hit an inside the park home run. Ha ha clinton dix.

Spoiler

so the catcher followed him around the bases?

Why did the catcher hit him? Was he tagged out at home?

And who is the tall man?

 

[jon_mx]

A man starts running, turns around and sees a masked man behind him. So he turns and keeps running, but sure enough, the masked man is still there. So he turns again, running faster, but the masked man is still there. He turns again, running as fast as he can. The masked man stands in front of him, waiting, and hits him in the chest with his gloved hand. The tall man smiles, stands up, and walks away. What just happened?

Spoiler

It's a baseball game and he just hit an inside the park home run. Ha ha clinton dix.

I am pretty sure he was tagged out.

 

[FlapJacks]

A man starts running, turns around and sees a masked man behind him. So he turns and keeps running, but sure enough, the masked man is still there. So he turns again, running faster, but the masked man is still there. He turns again, running as fast as he can. The masked man stands in front of him, waiting, and hits him in the chest with his gloved hand. The tall man smiles, stands up, and walks away. What just happened?

Spoiler

It's a baseball game and he just hit an inside the park home run. Ha ha clinton dix.

Spoiler

I am pretty sure he was tagged out.

he was smiling...

 

[bostonfred]

A man starts running, turns around and sees a masked man behind him. So he turns and keeps running, but sure enough, the masked man is still there. So he turns again, running faster, but the masked man is still there. He turns again, running as fast as he can. The masked man stands in front of him, waiting, and hits him in the chest with his gloved hand. The tall man smiles, stands up, and walks away. What just happened?

Spoiler

It's a baseball game and he just hit an inside the park home run. Ha ha clinton dix.

so the catcher followed him around the bases?The catcher was still there, numbnuts.

 

[bostonfred]

A man starts running, turns around and sees a masked man behind him. So he turns and keeps running, but sure enough, the masked man is still there. So he turns again, running faster, but the masked man is still there. He turns again, running as fast as he can. The masked man stands in front of him, waiting, and hits him in the chest with his gloved hand. The tall man smiles, stands up, and walks away. What just happened?

Spoiler

It's a baseball game and he just hit an inside the park home run. Ha ha clinton dix.

I am pretty sure he was tagged out. He was smiling, numbnuts.

 

[bostonfred]

A man starts running, turns around and sees a masked man behind him. So he turns and keeps running, but sure enough, the masked man is still there. So he turns again, running faster, but the masked man is still there. He turns again, running as fast as he can. The masked man stands in front of him, waiting, and hits him in the chest with his gloved hand. The tall man smiles, stands up, and walks away. What just happened?

Spoiler

It's a baseball game and he just hit an inside the park home run. Ha ha clinton dix.

Spoiler

so the catcher followed him around the bases?

Why did the catcher hit him? Was he tagged out at home?

And who is the tall man?An error has occurred. You've exceeded the number of numbnuts posts you are allowed to make in a day.

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

I think it's even better if you say the man "ran home" and the masked man was there.

 

[McGarnicle]

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky? Is it Louie Ville or Louis Ville?

Looavull

 

[TheIronSheik]

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky? Is it Louie Ville or Louis Ville?

Looavull

Frankfurt

 

[Fennis]

tthis thread is like the back of a kids menu

Which word, if pronounced right, is wrong, but if pronounced wrong is right?
Show Answer

 

[dozer]

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky? Is it Louie Ville or Louis Ville?

Looavull

Frankfurt

The Loo

 

[Guest]

A man starts running, turns around and sees a masked man behind him. So he turns and keeps running, but sure enough, the masked man is still there. So he turns again, running faster, but the masked man is still there. He turns again, running as fast as he can. The masked man stands in front of him, waiting, and hits him in the chest with his gloved hand. The tall man smiles, stands up, and walks away. What just happened?

Spoiler

It's a baseball game and he just hit an inside the park home run. Ha ha clinton dix.

Spoiler

so the catcher followed him around the bases?

Spoiler

Why did the catcher hit him? Was he tagged out at home?

And who is the tall man?

An error has occurred. You've exceeded the number of numbnuts posts you are allowed to make in a day.

OK, I deserve that, because he was safe. Who was the tall man?

 

[shadyridr]

A man starts running, turns around and sees a masked man behind him. So he turns and keeps running, but sure enough, the masked man is still there. So he turns again, running faster, but the masked man is still there. He turns again, running as fast as he can. The masked man stands in front of him, waiting, and hits him in the chest with his gloved hand. The tall man smiles, stands up, and walks away. What just happened?

Spoiler

It's a baseball game and he just hit an inside the park home run. Ha ha clinton dix.

Spoiler

so the catcher followed him around the bases?The catcher was still there, numbnuts.

Why was the catcher still wearing his mask?

 

[Mjolnirs]

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky? Is it Louie Ville or Louis Ville?

Looavull

Frankfurt

Gets 'em every time.

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

Why was the catcher still wearing his mask?

He is shy.

 

[Parrothead]

A man starts running, turns around and sees a masked man behind him. So he turns and keeps running, but sure enough, the masked man is still there. So he turns again, running faster, but the masked man is still there. He turns again, running as fast as he can. The masked man stands in front of him, waiting, and hits him in the chest with his gloved hand. The tall man smiles, stands up, and walks away. What just happened?

Spoiler

It's a baseball game and he just hit an inside the park home run. Ha ha clinton dix.

Spoiler

so the catcher followed him around the bases?The catcher was still there, numbnuts.

Spoiler

Why was the catcher still wearing his mask?

he is Batman

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

I've got a knock knock joke, but you have to start...

Kid: knock, knock

Me: who's there?

Kid:

 

[Guest]

I've got a knock knock joke, but you have to start...

Kid: knock, knock

Me: who's there?

Kid:

That's one of my favorites. I'm corny that way.

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

I've got a knock knock joke, but you have to start...

Kid: knock, knock

Me: who's there?

Kid:

That's one of my favorites. I'm corny that way.

I used this one on my stepson at least 20 times between the ages of four and seven. He eventually just rolled his eyes, but I laughed every single time.

 

[jon_mx]

A man starts running, turns around and sees a masked man behind him. So he turns and keeps running, but sure enough, the masked man is still there. So he turns again, running faster, but the masked man is still there. He turns again, running as fast as he can. The masked man stands in front of him, waiting, and hits him in the chest with his gloved hand. The tall man smiles, stands up, and walks away. What just happened?

Spoiler

It's a baseball game and he just hit an inside the park home run. Ha ha clinton dix.

Spoiler

I am pretty sure he was tagged out.

He was smiling, numbnuts.

Yeah, well I am thowing the flag and asking for them to look at the replay.

 

[Disco Stu]

I've got a knock knock joke, but you have to start...

Kid: knock, knock

Me: who's there?

Kid:

That's one of my favorites. I'm corny that way.

I used this one on my stepson at least 20 times between the ages of four and seven. He eventually just rolled his eyes, but I laughed every single time.

Awesome. Much longer but same line of humor...

"Ask me if I'm a doctor."

"Are you a doctor?"

"No, but ask me if I'm a doctor."

"Are you a doctor?"

"No, but ask me if I'm a doctor."

[repeat]

They keep trying to get to the punchline, but it's not coming.

 

[Fennis]

A man starts running, turns around and sees a masked man behind him. So he turns and keeps running, but sure enough, the masked man is still there. So he turns again, running faster, but the masked man is still there. He turns again, running as fast as he can. The masked man stands in front of him, waiting, and hits him in the chest with his gloved hand. The tall man smiles, stands up, and walks away. What just happened?

Spoiler

It's a baseball game and he just hit an inside the park home run. Ha ha clinton dix.

Spoiler

so the catcher followed him around the bases?

Spoiler

Why did the catcher hit him? Was he tagged out at home?

And who is the tall man?

An error has occurred. You've exceeded the number of numbnuts posts you are allowed to make in a day.

Spoiler

OK, I deserve that, because he was safe. Who was the tall man?

Kareem