True story... only happens to me (1 Viewer)

[TheMagus]

Is this keeping you up at night? I hate to break it to you, but some ##### yelling at you in a gas station or other public place does not only happen to you. 

But maybe you should have shot him? Is that what you want the brain trust here to tell you? 

And FYI, he was probably waiting to get to the pump that you cut in on and you were too drunk to realize that which is why he was pissed in the first place. 

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

I said, man, didnt mean to make your life harder.    He left, there was a sherriff in the place, plus i had a gun.   What would u do?

Remind my wife this was all her fault.

 

[-fish-]

Was the dog driving?

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

I was going with the likelihood that the quote needed a [sic]. The chances he said "are not" are rather slim, it appears. I'm going "ain't."  

I was reading it in sort of a Forrest Gump voice.

 

[rockaction]

I was reading it in sort of a Forrest Gump voice.

I was going slightly bearded with a frustrated ain't. We know how nice the really slow people are. Ends up winning an Academy award.  :feather:  

 

[-fish-]

I'm going to bed, hopefully everyone lives in this story. 

Chekov's gun.  Someone better get shot.

 

[IC FBGCav]

Is this keeping you up at night? I hate to break it to you, but some ##### yelling at you in a gas station or other public place does not only happen to you. 

But maybe you should have shot him? Is that what you want the brain trust here to tell you? 

And FYI, he was probably waiting to get to the pump that you cut in on and you were too drunk to realize that which is why he was pissed in the first place. 

I was sober but i agree with the first two lines.  Plus if i cut him off, how did he fill up before me, he was irrate cause he could fil up his motorcyle from the righf side.  It would take mensa to turn that bad boy around

 

[IC FBGCav]

He was insane mad

 

[Bucky86]

 of the wife.

 

[-fish-]

You shot the sheriff?

You know that song is about birth control?  I just learned that recently.  Weird.

 

[-fish-]

Does the sheriff have a speaking part in this story?  What does he sound like?

 

[rockaction]

You know that song is about birth control?  I just learned that recently.  Weird.

Wait, what?  

 

[TheMagus]

You know that song is about birth control?  I just learned that recently.  Weird.

What? How?

 

[IC FBGCav]

He knew the sherriff was there, knew we were on video, and couldnt control himself.

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

Some stocky big guy starts doing hand gesters.  

Going to bed but this is really the key to the whole incident.

Was it a sort of "stop" gesture? "Go over there" motion? Hands up "WTF?"  Tard wave? We need a little more detail here.

 

[-fish-]

Wait, what?  

For reals.  "Every time I plant a seed, he says kill it before it grow..."  

 

[TheMagus]

I was sober but i agree with the first two lines.  Plus if i cut him off, how did he fill up before me, he was irrate cause he could fil up his motorcyle from the righf side.  It would take mensa to turn that bad boy around

The first two lines including the second line asking if you are wondering if you should have shot him? 

 

[IC FBGCav]

I dont have carry permit but this rethinking that.

 

[rockaction]

For reals.  "Every time I plant a seed, he says kill it before it grow..."  

I shot the sheriff. But it did not reach her ovaries...

 

[-fish-]

From Wikipedia:

In 2012, Bob Marley's former girlfriend revealed the origin of the lyrics. To the surprise of many, she explained that the lyrics, "Sheriff John Brown always hated me, For what, I don't know: Every time I plant a seed, He said kill it before it grow" was actually in response to the fact that Marley was very opposed to her use of birth control pills. Marley's opposition to birth control led Marley to substitute the word "sheriff" for "doctor".[3]

 

[IC FBGCav]

I lost pride but never losing the fight. He dies.

 

[rockaction]

From Wikipedia:

In 2012, Bob Marley's former girlfriend revealed the origin of the lyrics. To the surprise of many, she explained that the lyrics, "Sheriff John Brown always hated me, For what, I don't know: Every time I plant a seed, He said kill it before it grow" was actually in response to the fact that Marley was very opposed to her use of birth control pills. Marley's opposition to birth control led Marley to substitute the word "sheriff" for "doctor".[3]

I believe it, I was just surprised. Interesting. 

 

[Dickie Dunn]

Did you at least get a hug from your wife?

Wait ... which thread is this?

 

[-fish-]

Why was there a localized gas shortage?  Was there an apocalypse?

 

[IC FBGCav]

Did you at least get a hug from your wife?

Wait ... which thread is this?

No she thought at the pump he said sorry, when i said didnt mean to make life harder.  She laughs at that now..

 

[-fish-]

Is this a fan fiction script for an episode of the walking dead?  

 

[TheMagus]

Does your wife think you should have shot him? Is she questioning your manhood now?

 

[IC FBGCav]

Why was there a localized gas shortage?  Was there an apocalypse?

Yep, major one, still going on

 

[Zegras11]

He knew the sherriff was there, knew we were on video, and couldnt control himself.

So you're saying he sharted on video? 

 

[IC FBGCav]

So you're saying he sharted on video? 

The sheriff presence was obvious due to gas shortage but when his helmet hit the ground for the 3rd time the sherriff got out and threw something in the trash and spoke to crazy

 

[-fish-]

The guy with the motorcycle had a problem pumping gas because the gas cap was on the wrong side?  How big was this motorcycle?

 

[-fish-]

So many questions, and I'm only about 30 sober.

 

[IC FBGCav]

Truthfully, the guy was looking for a fight, and i am to old to be game, but in my prime would be scared too plus he could have a weapon too.

 

[IC FBGCav]

The guy with the motorcycle had a problem pumping gas because the gas cap was on the wrong side?  How big was this motorcycle?

He said he would deal with it, saw him pump it, did seem that much of a problem, u got to get this, boy was nuts, looking for a reason

 

[IC FBGCav]

This is going to be funny, looked like tim conway on streriods.

 

[Otis]

Is Cav ever NOT drunk?

 

[IC FBGCav]

Is Cav ever NOT drunk?

For this real event yes......care to put money on it?  I hate you.

 

[IC FBGCav]

100k otis, will take a lie decector

 

[IC FBGCav]

Back your crap up.  Or force an old lady to cut a tree

 

[rockaction]

Otis/FUJB is such a great rivalry. One of the best. Otis might be a lighter weight, but boy, he really gets under the skin of FUJB.

 

[IC FBGCav]

He gets under my skin but I havent got personal yet.

 

[IC FBGCav]

Otis/FUJB is such a great rivalry. One of the best. Otis might be a lighter weight, but boy, he really gets under the skin of FUJB.

But who fired the last shot?

 

[Zegras11]

Is Cav ever NOT drunk?

Best I've seen is tonight.  Only 100.

 

[Otis]

For this real event yes......care to put money on it?  I hate you.

Hate is a strong word GB. That's not nice. 

 

[IC FBGCav]

Otis in this situation, would just stay in the car and yell i will sue you.

 

[Otis]

He gets under my skin but I havent got personal yet.

You're not gonna pull that stuff like bobbylayne did and threaten to show up at my house are you?  Only becasue I'll need to go out and make sure I have enough beer and chips. #hostwiththemost

 

[IC FBGCav]

Hate is a strong word GB. That's not nice. 

U up with the kids at 3am, i avoid u, what is your deal?

 

[IC FBGCav]

You're not gonna pull that stuff like bobbylayne did and threaten to show up at my house are you?  Only becasue I'll need to go out and make sure I have enough beer and chips. #hostwiththemost

What, unpack this

 

[rockaction]

 this whole exchange. Best of luck to both of you. "I'd have to go get beer and chips"

 

[IC FBGCav]

We havent crossed paths in a year, and you come to my thread cause what?