“Aaron Rodgers lines up under center as the entire play clock winds down. He surveys the defense and doesn’t like what he sees and calls timeout. We’ll be back after these commercials.”
ED pill commercial
Car commercial
Taco Bell commercial
Papa Johns commercial
“And we’re back. Rodgers uses the entire play clock and we have some movement on the offensive line as flags fly. That will be a false start. We’ll use this pause in the action to remind you that tonight on CBS is the premier of NCIS:Boise starring that guy from Melrose Place, maybe? I dunno. Anyway. Rodgers back under center, play clock at 1 and the ball is snapped. Rodgers throws to Lazard and it’s incomplete. Lazard is pleading for an interference call even though nobody touched him to no avail. That was a scintillating 8 seconds of action! And that will bring us to the two minute warning. We’ll be back after this.”
ED pill commercial
Under Armour commercial
Nike commercial
Ford truck commercial
“We’re back. Play clock down to 1 and the defense calls timeout as they inexplicably have 12 men on the field. We’ll be back after this…”
When it comes to presentation I totally agree. It’s borderline unwatchable and I barely watch anymore.
As far as the actual game/sport goes it’s not even close. While the NFL is chopped up, it’s 22 players giving maximum effort 100% of the time. They don’t don’t pretend to be hurt (except for Big Ben, that colossal attention whore!).
In all seriousness and all hyperbole aside, futbol/soccer can be enjoyable. I really enjoyed the year of the Brazil World Cup and recognize all the tension. The entire game can change in an instant and just like every sport, when it it played at a high level it’s exciting.
If you’re going to talk about it on a public message board with a bunch of American Football Neanderthals like myself, you’re not going to get responses that are favorable to soccer in relation to football.