What are things you've learned from women? (1 Viewer)

[top dog]

I've learned that regardless of how rational their feelings may or not be about something I said, that doesn't matter. What matters is how it made her feel.  If something she says upsets me, we'll I'm just being a bady.  

 

[Franknbeans]

that no means maybe

 

[Al O'Pecia]

I've learned that my butt looks awesome in yoga pants.

 

[Al O'Pecia]

I learned that passive-aggressive isn't a character flaw; it's a way of life.

 

[rascal]

Not to argue. 

So instead I just say, "Ok, I agree with you, now we are both wrong."

 

[Despyzer]

I've learned that telling one to calm down has the exact opposite effect.

 

[DallasDMac]

That picking up a book or magazine is apparently the international signal for "I want you to begin talking non stop."

 

[Quint]

no matter the task, i do it wrong, every time, without exception.

also, never to ask for "the short version" of a story.

 

[The Future Champs]

There's nothing funny about your girlfriend and donuts in the morning.

 

[MaxThreshold]

This thread is awesome!

 

 

[DallasDMac]

also, never to ask for "the short version" of a story.

Oh yea, that reminds me. That the phrase "To make a long story short" is only uttered when it is way to late for that to happen.

 

[RC94]

One thing I have learned from my current girlfriend is that she has no middle ground.  She either doesn't care at all or she cares 100 and crazy percent.

 

[RC94]

The speed in which a woman says “nothing” when asked “what’s wrong?” is inversely proportional to the severity of the storm that’s coming

 

[MAC_32]

If it is on sale, it must be a good deal!

It's not how much you spent, it's how much you saved.

 

[Thorpe]

Not to bring logic into an argument.

 

[top dog]

Having me sleep closest to the door in a hotel room "in case someone breaks in" is not so I will be the first one to be killed, thus giving her a chance to run, but REALLY is her feeling safe because then "I can protect her".  

 

[msommer]

Certainly not how to cook a decent meal

 

[ChiefD]

Our bedroom (instead of one of the kids) must be closest to the street just in case a car hits our house.

Our bedroom is on the second floor.

 

[crusty crab]

That a lot of foods that I like are bad for me, yet tempting and delicious. It is important that they be eaten as quickly as possible and maybe, or maybe not, be replaced with a completely dissimilar healthy alternative.

 

[PIK95]

The hot-crazy matrix is very, very real.

I just came here to post this.  I would add, NEVER get married more then once.  And I'm not even sure once is OK on most days.

And don't put anything in writing.

 

[brun]

I just came here to post this.  I would add, NEVER get married more then once.  And I'm not even sure once is OK on most days.

And don't put anything in writing.

Rod Stewart once said he would never get married again. Instead he would just find a woman he didn't like and give her a house.

 

[RUSF18]

When she says "I'll just have some of your fries" to order an extra side of fries.

 

[doowain]

If it is on sale, it must be a good deal!

You have to spend money to save money!

 

[doowain]

I've learned that if my wife is stranded in the desert for a week without food, near death and somehow stumbles across two restaurants....if I'm not there to decide which one she should choose, she will die.

 

[daddo39]

A lot of these are really what have you learned 'about' women, so I'll join the fray. When she asks 'how was your day" she doesn't care, its the opening to tell you how hers was, and if she works in an office full of other women her day was full of BS drama. I should consider myself lucky though, it only happens 5 days of the week.

 

[Copeman]

That the best time to begin an argument/conversation is when we go to bed, or when I am about to leave for work in the morning.

 

[Wrigley]

That when a woman reaches menopause there is a good chance it could bring on bipolar disorder.  

Nope, it's always been there 

 

[Zegras11]

That I'm never right 

 

[saintfool]

an occasional trip to the "Y" is more than appreciated.

 

[dutch]

Thing I learned from the Mrs.- a good time to start a serious conversation with me is when she traps me on the couch right after first pitch/kickoff/puck drop.  She is sure to have 20% of my attention which will end up being insufficient to her so we will end up fussing with one another. Then I get the silent treatment until I man up after the game and offer my fuller attention to whatever crisis she thinks we have at the moment.  It's a nasty trick designed to get me to sit and listen to something I normally would give two wits about.  It's my penance for enjoying the game.

 

[Brony]

Why Chrome has an incognito mode.

 

[DallasDMac]

I've learned that if my wife is stranded in the desert for a week without food, near death and somehow stumbles across two restaurants....if I'm not there to decide which one she should choose, she will die.

So that when you answer, she can pick the other one, amiright????

 

[El Floppo]

"you decide" doesn't really mean what she thinks it means.

 

[Mr. Mojo]

That most men are pretty clueless in dealing with them.

 

[-fish-]

What you say is not nearly as important as how she thinks you're saying it.

 

[Dr Oadi]

They shouldn't drive. 

Or vote. 

 

[Statorama]

That there's a separate and distinct pee hole down in the va jay jay.

 

[Brony]

That there's a separate and distinct pee hole down in the va jay jay.

Solid album name for Goldenplane. 

 

[EYLive]

How to mismanage time. aka how to be late for everything.

 

[ChainsawU]

Although many women share some of the same characteristics, they are all unique, and the ones you tend to attract can tell you a lot about yourself over time. On the path to enlightenment, in discovering what life is really about - what life really means - it is helpful to befriend as many women as you can over the course of a lifetime, experience them to the fullest, and always keep an open mind as you learn from them.

 

[doowain]

So that when you answer, she can pick the other one, amiright????

And now you know why I left her in the desert.

 

[Gottabesweet]

That asparagus and guac is very good.

 

[SWC]

i have learned that i fart a lot and i generally do not smell nice and what my lady has learned is that when you rock out as hard as i do taking it to the bank it does not always smell like a sunday picnick that is all i am saying take that to the bank bromigos