What, in general, annoys you? (2 Viewers)

[Sabertooth]

I wonder if Kitna asks God why the Lions went Owen this season.

 

[mon]

People who continue to left turn through a red light after it's changed since they were already there

If they're already out in the intersection, they actually have r.o.w. & it's the only safe thing to do, assuming they do it quickly & account for other traffic. If they don't, then they're just in the way for everyone. This is the only way I've ever heard of it being instructed.If they're stopped behind the line and go after the light turns yellow or red, then they're just running a red light.

yeahim more talking about the people who continue to coast through, not the ones in the intersection already

People who stop behind the white line, waiting to turn left, when the light is green.

Oh yeah...me too. They always end up sitting there until the light turns yellow, then running the light...so only one car gets through.

This bothers me too, but I guess I can kinda understand it if they're driving a standard.

 

[jb1020]

People who drive around with a foot of snow on the roof of their car - take a broom and push it off you lazy douches, it takes five seconds.

This seems very petty to me.........

It's not the fact of having snow on the roof, it's the fact that when you are near them on the highway, for instance, all the snow starts coming off in big chunks all over the cars around it. Was thisclose to an accident a couple of weeks ago when a huge chunk of ice came off a car near me and headed straight for my windshield...

im annoyed by tailgaters, which you were obviously doing. its not like the ice takes flight when coming off the car. give him his space, let it fall.

 

[Two Deep]

Humans

 

[Harry Manback]

People who drive around with a foot of snow on the roof of their car - take a broom and push it off you lazy douches, it takes five seconds.

This seems very petty to me.........

It's not the fact of having snow on the roof, it's the fact that when you are near them on the highway, for instance, all the snow starts coming off in big chunks all over the cars around it. Was thisclose to an accident a couple of weeks ago when a huge chunk of ice came off a car near me and headed straight for my windshield...

im annoyed by tailgaters, which you were obviously doing. its not like the ice takes flight when coming off the car. give him his space, let it fall.

Dude, you live in Mississippi.####.I've seen snow/ice take flight like a frisbee and go 30 ft behind the car.

 

[Two Deep]

naggers

..................Oh

 

[Carver]

naggers

Snackers

 

[Nigel]

People who drive around with a foot of snow on the roof of their car - take a broom and push it off you lazy douches, it takes five seconds.

This seems very petty to me.........

It's not the fact of having snow on the roof, it's the fact that when you are near them on the highway, for instance, all the snow starts coming off in big chunks all over the cars around it. Was thisclose to an accident a couple of weeks ago when a huge chunk of ice came off a car near me and headed straight for my windshield...

im annoyed by tailgaters, which you were obviously doing. its not like the ice takes flight when coming off the car. give him his space, let it fall.

you don't know what you're talking about.

 

[Shutterbug]

People who drive around with a foot of snow on the roof of their car - take a broom and push it off you lazy douches, it takes five seconds.

This seems very petty to me.........

It's not the fact of having snow on the roof, it's the fact that when you are near them on the highway, for instance, all the snow starts coming off in big chunks all over the cars around it. Was thisclose to an accident a couple of weeks ago when a huge chunk of ice came off a car near me and headed straight for my windshield...

im annoyed by tailgaters, which you were obviously doing. its not like the ice takes flight when coming off the car. give him his space, let it fall.

XIt does take flight when on a highway. Almost happened to me once and I do not follow too close. I like to be prepared for anything.

 

[Shutterbug]

People who drive around with a foot of snow on the roof of their car - take a broom and push it off you lazy douches, it takes five seconds.

This seems very petty to me.........

It's not the fact of having snow on the roof, it's the fact that when you are near them on the highway, for instance, all the snow starts coming off in big chunks all over the cars around it. Was thisclose to an accident a couple of weeks ago when a huge chunk of ice came off a car near me and headed straight for my windshield...

im annoyed by tailgaters, which you were obviously doing. its not like the ice takes flight when coming off the car. give him his space, let it fall.

you don't know what you're talking about.

 

[jb1020]

People who drive around with a foot of snow on the roof of their car - take a broom and push it off you lazy douches, it takes five seconds.

This seems very petty to me.........

It's not the fact of having snow on the roof, it's the fact that when you are near them on the highway, for instance, all the snow starts coming off in big chunks all over the cars around it. Was thisclose to an accident a couple of weeks ago when a huge chunk of ice came off a car near me and headed straight for my windshield...

im annoyed by tailgaters, which you were obviously doing. its not like the ice takes flight when coming off the car. give him his space, let it fall.

Dude, you live in Mississippi.####.I've seen snow/ice take flight like a frisbee and go 30 ft behind the car.

Dude, i lived in utah for 4 years. people that jump to conclusions annoy me too.

 

[Two Deep]

people who say: What say you.

 

[Socrates11]

people who say: What say you.

Totally agree. People that say 'so be it' also annoy me. What say you?

 

[TheAristocrat]

People who drive around with a foot of snow on the roof of their car - take a broom and push it off you lazy douches, it takes five seconds.

This seems very petty to me.........

It's not the fact of having snow on the roof, it's the fact that when you are near them on the highway, for instance, all the snow starts coming off in big chunks all over the cars around it. Was thisclose to an accident a couple of weeks ago when a huge chunk of ice came off a car near me and headed straight for my windshield...

im annoyed by tailgaters, which you were obviously doing. its not like the ice takes flight when coming off the car. give him his space, let it fall.

Dude, you live in Mississippi.####.I've seen snow/ice take flight like a frisbee and go 30 ft behind the car.

Dude, i lived in utah for 4 years. people that jump to conclusions annoy me too.

People that endanger other peoples' lives because they are incompetent jerks annoy me.

 

[Christo]

That guy in the gym who walks around talking to everyone and their mother instead of S-T-F-U and just letting people get their work-out in.

And I hate the fact that he always has a giant boyle on his neck (throbbing and sometimes oozing), yet he continues to talk as if everything is cool. It's not.

SEE A DOCTOR ABOUT THAT THING! It's a f'in eye-sore!

Peter or Lara Flynn?

 

[Raider Nation]

The guy who sits behind me is REALLY loud on the phone.

SOLUTIONhth

 

[Harry Manback]

People who drive around with a foot of snow on the roof of their car - take a broom and push it off you lazy douches, it takes five seconds.

This seems very petty to me.........

It's not the fact of having snow on the roof, it's the fact that when you are near them on the highway, for instance, all the snow starts coming off in big chunks all over the cars around it. Was thisclose to an accident a couple of weeks ago when a huge chunk of ice came off a car near me and headed straight for my windshield...

im annoyed by tailgaters, which you were obviously doing. its not like the ice takes flight when coming off the car. give him his space, let it fall.

Dude, you live in Mississippi.####.I've seen snow/ice take flight like a frisbee and go 30 ft behind the car.

Dude, i lived in utah for 4 years. people that jump to conclusions annoy me too.

Then you should be well aware this is a valid issue.No excuses.

 

[jb1020]

People who drive around with a foot of snow on the roof of their car - take a broom and push it off you lazy douches, it takes five seconds.

This seems very petty to me.........

It's not the fact of having snow on the roof, it's the fact that when you are near them on the highway, for instance, all the snow starts coming off in big chunks all over the cars around it. Was thisclose to an accident a couple of weeks ago when a huge chunk of ice came off a car near me and headed straight for my windshield...

im annoyed by tailgaters, which you were obviously doing. its not like the ice takes flight when coming off the car. give him his space, let it fall.

Dude, you live in Mississippi.####.I've seen snow/ice take flight like a frisbee and go 30 ft behind the car.

Dude, i lived in utah for 4 years. people that jump to conclusions annoy me too.

Then you should be well aware this is a valid issue.No excuses.

we claimed to have the greatest snow on earth. maybe our snow was so great it didnt go balistic frisbee on everyone. and yes, utah is the only snow i have ever been in and no i never once saw snow "fly" off a car. so if it does that elsewhere i will retract my statement, no biggie. but since i have mississippi as my location dont assume ive never left the state.

 

[Carver]

That guy in the gym who walks around talking to everyone and their mother instead of S-T-F-U and just letting people get their work-out in.

And I hate the fact that he always has a giant boyle on his neck (throbbing and sometimes oozing), yet he continues to talk as if everything is cool. It's not.

SEE A DOCTOR ABOUT THAT THING! It's a f'in eye-sore!

Peter or Lara Flynn?

More of a Lura Flynn... Because it stares at you kind of creepishly.

 

[Two Deep]

That guy in the gym who walks around talking to everyone and their mother instead of S-T-F-U and just letting people get their work-out in.

And I hate the fact that he always has a giant boyle on his neck (throbbing and sometimes oozing), yet he continues to talk as if everything is cool. It's not.

SEE A DOCTOR ABOUT THAT THING! It's a f'in eye-sore!

Peter or Lara Flynn?

Lara Flynn is much more hideous than Peter. Look at those bad ). oo

 

[Nigel]

People who drive around with a foot of snow on the roof of their car - take a broom and push it off you lazy douches, it takes five seconds.

This seems very petty to me.........

It's not the fact of having snow on the roof, it's the fact that when you are near them on the highway, for instance, all the snow starts coming off in big chunks all over the cars around it. Was thisclose to an accident a couple of weeks ago when a huge chunk of ice came off a car near me and headed straight for my windshield...

im annoyed by tailgaters, which you were obviously doing. its not like the ice takes flight when coming off the car. give him his space, let it fall.

Dude, you live in Mississippi.####.I've seen snow/ice take flight like a frisbee and go 30 ft behind the car.

Dude, i lived in utah for 4 years. people that jump to conclusions annoy me too.

Then you should be well aware this is a valid issue.No excuses.

we claimed to have the greatest snow on earth. maybe our snow was so great it didnt go balistic frisbee on everyone. and yes, utah is the only snow i have ever been in and no i never once saw snow "fly" off a car. so if it does that elsewhere i will retract my statement, no biggie. but since i have mississippi as my location dont assume ive never left the state.

go drink some moonshine or something.

 

[cstu]

People who lack consideration for other people. This covers a lot of things mentioned in this thread.

 

[cstu]

The blackberry/iphone addicts who think they have to answer an email as soon as the thing buzzes. Dude if people need a quick answer to something they'll call you, not email you. Pay attention to the people in the meeting and not the guy emailing you the latest joke of the day.

Also related is the blackberry/iphone addict who thinks you'll be so impressed that he gets the internet on the phone. If you'll talking about sports or something he'll be like 'hold on and I'll google that on my blackberry/iphone'. You're in love with the thing, I get it. Now the two of you go get a room and ####.

 

[Honus]

the word veggie

 

[jwb]

Family/friends who can't travel without major transportation / accomodation issues. Like for a wedding, funeral, reunion, etc. There's always that one person who has an issue with the cost of plane tickets, needs a ride from the airport, can't rent a car, who is he/she staying with because they are too cheap to get a hotel room, etc etc.

Those people annoy me - once you're an adult, you should be able to go places and take care of yourself without involving everyone else.

 

[Copeman]

People that use cell phones when/where they shouldn't.

 

[the hairy scotsman]

People who drive around with a foot of snow on the roof of their car - take a broom and push it off you lazy douches, it takes five seconds.

This seems very petty to me.........

It's not the fact of having snow on the roof, it's the fact that when you are near them on the highway, for instance, all the snow starts coming off in big chunks all over the cars around it. Was thisclose to an accident a couple of weeks ago when a huge chunk of ice came off a car near me and headed straight for my windshield...

im annoyed by tailgaters, which you were obviously doing. its not like the ice takes flight when coming off the car. give him his space, let it fall.

Dude, you live in Mississippi.####.I've seen snow/ice take flight like a frisbee and go 30 ft behind the car.

Yeah, I live in Texas, but on snowboarding trips I've seen snow/ice get huge air in massive sheets. It really is a safety hazard.

 

[the hairy scotsman]

People who lack consideration for other people. This covers a lot of things mentioned in this thread.

Basic consideration and person responsibility is lacking and on the decline, sadly.

 

[Shutterbug]

People who drive around with a foot of snow on the roof of their car - take a broom and push it off you lazy douches, it takes five seconds.

This seems very petty to me.........

It's not the fact of having snow on the roof, it's the fact that when you are near them on the highway, for instance, all the snow starts coming off in big chunks all over the cars around it. Was thisclose to an accident a couple of weeks ago when a huge chunk of ice came off a car near me and headed straight for my windshield...

im annoyed by tailgaters, which you were obviously doing. its not like the ice takes flight when coming off the car. give him his space, let it fall.

Dude, you live in Mississippi.####.I've seen snow/ice take flight like a frisbee and go 30 ft behind the car.

Yeah, I live in Texas, but on snowboarding trips I've seen snow/ice get huge air in massive sheets. It really is a safety hazard.

I have actually seen this happen in Texas (Wichita Falls area). Christmas of 2001. No kidding.

 

[Deranged Hermit]

naggers

GB Randy Marsh....

 

[the hairy scotsman]

People who continue to left turn through a red light after it's changed since they were already there

If they're already out in the intersection, they actually have r.o.w. & it's the only safe thing to do, assuming they do it quickly & account for other traffic. If they don't, then they're just in the way for everyone. This is the only way I've ever heard of it being instructed.If they're stopped behind the line and go after the light turns yellow or red, then they're just running a red light.

yeahim more talking about the people who continue to coast through, not the ones in the intersection already

People who stop behind the white line, waiting to turn left, when the light is green.

Oh yeah...me too. They always end up sitting there until the light turns yellow, then running the light...so only one car gets through.

This bothers me too, but I guess I can kinda understand it if they're driving a standard.

Why?

 

[cstu]

Family/friends who can't travel without major transportation / accomodation issues. Like for a wedding, funeral, reunion, etc. There's always that one person who has an issue with the cost of plane tickets, needs a ride from the airport, can't rent a car, who is he/she staying with because they are too cheap to get a hotel room, etc etc. Those people annoy me - once you're an adult, you should be able to go places and take care of yourself without involving everyone else.

You're complaining about picking up family from the airport and them staying with you? I have the opposite problem with my parents who *want* to spend extra money renting a car and staying in a hotel.

 

[Harry Manback]

People who drive around with a foot of snow on the roof of their car - take a broom and push it off you lazy douches, it takes five seconds.

This seems very petty to me.........

It's not the fact of having snow on the roof, it's the fact that when you are near them on the highway, for instance, all the snow starts coming off in big chunks all over the cars around it. Was thisclose to an accident a couple of weeks ago when a huge chunk of ice came off a car near me and headed straight for my windshield...

im annoyed by tailgaters, which you were obviously doing. its not like the ice takes flight when coming off the car. give him his space, let it fall.

Dude, you live in Mississippi.####.I've seen snow/ice take flight like a frisbee and go 30 ft behind the car.

Dude, i lived in utah for 4 years. people that jump to conclusions annoy me too.

Then you should be well aware this is a valid issue.No excuses.

we claimed to have the greatest snow on earth. maybe our snow was so great it didnt go balistic frisbee on everyone. and yes, utah is the only snow i have ever been in and no i never once saw snow "fly" off a car. so if it does that elsewhere i will retract my statement, no biggie. but since i have mississippi as my location dont assume ive never left the state.

I didn't assume you never left the state because of your location on footballguys, but rather because of your arrogant attitude about the snow on the roof being unable to fly off the car, especially after a nice ice storm to give it some stability.Also guy, try to not be such a hypocrit, you had a pretty nice assumption that Krista must have been tailgating in order for her to have experienced ice falling near her vehicle.Ease up.

 

[Two Deep]

a hairy bush!...............................Like George or Jeb or Reggie

 

[L5UT1ger]

4. People that use checkbooks in grocery stores. It seems like everytime I go there lately I get stuck behind the person that needs to write a check. Just use a debit card -- the money comes out of the same place and is much easier/quicker. At the very least, they can have the checkbook out and at least have everything written out except the amount when they get to the cashier.

I think I've seen one person in the past year write a check at my brocery store. It was an old lady. Thank god she restored my faith in the idiocy of people that still write checks by not having a single thing filled out on the check before the cashier gave her a total. I've always loved being behind those people. "You're total is $34.00 ma'am." "Thank you sweetie." Date... payee... number... long handed total... sign... write total in check register... give Loke dirty look when he goes all MoP on me...

You forgot to add my personal favorite about these...their astonishment when the cashier tells them they owe money for the groceries they just watched being totalled up. Their utter shock necessitates their digging in their purse to find the checkbook to pay for the items. I want to yell at them, "Hey. Did you think the stuff was going to be free?" Nevermind the origin of the name of the person's job title as a HINT that you need cash or some form of payment at the end of this endeavor, you know, the CASHIER. Did you think he/she was not going to ask for money for these items that you just handed them fifteen coupons in an attempt to save that thing called money that you now need to give them in exchange for the items?

 

[jb1020]

People who drive around with a foot of snow on the roof of their car - take a broom and push it off you lazy douches, it takes five seconds.

This seems very petty to me.........

It's not the fact of having snow on the roof, it's the fact that when you are near them on the highway, for instance, all the snow starts coming off in big chunks all over the cars around it. Was thisclose to an accident a couple of weeks ago when a huge chunk of ice came off a car near me and headed straight for my windshield...

im annoyed by tailgaters, which you were obviously doing. its not like the ice takes flight when coming off the car. give him his space, let it fall.

Dude, you live in Mississippi.####.I've seen snow/ice take flight like a frisbee and go 30 ft behind the car.

Yeah, I live in Texas, but on snowboarding trips I've seen snow/ice get huge air in massive sheets. It really is a safety hazard.

I have actually seen this happen in Texas (Wichita Falls area). Christmas of 2001. No kidding.

ive seen this happen with black ice many times.

 

[Dexter Manley]

- People who are proud to be demorcrats or republicans

- Idiots who don't drive at least 10 mph over the speed limit in the left lane

- Cats

- Girls who don't fall for my charm

- My dog not coming inside when I call her because she has to bark at my neighbors, who are on their deck smoking, and let them know that this is her territory

- Karaoke

- Live bands at bars

- People who have to mow their lawn or use some sort of other loud yard machinary before noon on the weekend

- People talking about a movie they just saw and giving away the spoilers

- People who complain that they can't lose weight

 

[Dexter Manley]

Oh, I forgot a huge one:

People who STAND on an escalator and don't continue to walk up/down it. This isn't an amusement park ride. You're not at Epcott Center. And people wonder why we're the most obese nation in the world.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Haven't we done this thread before? Screw this. I'm not taking the time to think up new responses.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

1. Lettuce

2. Threads that are locked/deleted just as I come up with THE perfect obvious, semi-witty comment to post.

3. People who overtry. Sometimes just enough really is just enough. If I could undot an i or uncross a t in this very sentence, I'd do it just to annoy you people.

4. That I'm chronically indifferent, except towards the things on this list, obviously. To my wife: Honestly, I'm not trying to be difficult. When I say I don't care, I REALLY don't care.

5. Shopping. See #4. ####ing pick one already. And if you look at one of those for the sixth time, I'm increasing the insurance benefit. They're EXACTLY the same as they were 5 minutes ago.

6. Pillow talk. If I'm in bed, I'm there to sleep or to ####. I've been home for at least 5 hours. The time to talk about things has passed.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

1. Lettuce

2. Threads that are locked/deleted just as I come up with THE perfect obvious, semi-witty comment to post.

3. People who overtry. Sometimes just enough really is just enough. If I could undot an i or uncross a t in this very sentence, I'd do it just to annoy you people.

4. That I'm chronically indifferent, except towards the things on this list, obviously. To my wife: Honestly, I'm not trying to be difficult. When I say I don't care, I REALLY don't care.

5. Shopping. See #4. ####ing pick one already. And if you look at one of those for the sixth time, I'm increasing the insurance benefit. They're EXACTLY the same as they were 5 minutes ago.

6. Pillow talk. If I'm in bed, I'm there to sleep or to ####. I've been home for at least 5 hours. The time to talk about things has passed.

9. Subway. Your food sucks. The guys in my employer's cafeteria make a better sandwich than you. Your bread sucks. Your meat sucks. For a place that sells sandwiches, that's not a good start. 10. Visiting my parents for more than 12 hours. They're good people. I appreciate everything they've done for me. I really do. But there's a reason people move out of their parents' house.

11. And for the love of god, mom, if we're in a public place and somebody walks over who the family has known forever but I haven't seen since I was like 8 years old, do you have to start the conversation with, "Do you know who this is?" The answer is NO, I HAVEN'T A #######ED CLUE. Who does it benefit to ask this question? You couldn't go with, "Do you remember Mrs. Frankenwrinkle?" Conversations shouldn't start this awkwardly.

12. Cops just cruising down the Interstate in the middle lane going the speed limit. You know what, man? #### you. We got places to go.

13. This guy: What the hell does that mean?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

1. Lettuce

2. Threads that are locked/deleted just as I come up with THE perfect obvious, semi-witty comment to post.

3. People who overtry. Sometimes just enough really is just enough. If I could undot an i or uncross a t in this very sentence, I'd do it just to annoy you people.

4. That I'm chronically indifferent, except towards the things on this list, obviously. To my wife: Honestly, I'm not trying to be difficult. When I say I don't care, I REALLY don't care.

5. Shopping. See #4. ####ing pick one already. And if you look at one of those for the sixth time, I'm increasing the insurance benefit. They're EXACTLY the same as they were 5 minutes ago.

6. Pillow talk. If I'm in bed, I'm there to sleep or to ####. I've been home for at least 5 hours. The time to talk about things has passed.

9. Subway. Your food sucks. The guys in my employer's cafeteria make a better sandwich than you. Your bread sucks. Your meat sucks. For a place that sells sandwiches, that's not a good start. 10. Visiting my parents for more than 12 hours. They're good people. I appreciate everything they've done for me. I really do. But there's a reason people move out of their parents' house.

11. And for the love of god, mom, if we're in a public place and somebody walks over who the family has known forever but I haven't seen since I was like 8 years old, do you have to start the conversation with, "Do you know who this is?" The answer is NO, I HAVEN'T A #######ED CLUE. Who does it benefit to ask this question? You couldn't go with, "Do you remember Mrs. Frankenwrinkle?" Conversations shouldn't start this awkwardly.

12. Cops just cruising down the Interstate in the middle lane going the speed limit. You know what, man? #### you. We got places to go.

13. This guy: What the hell does that mean?

17. Usernames that are not shtick consistent. I'm a big fan of Disco Stu, and I'm not saying EVERY post should start with, "Disco Stu..." but for the love of god, man, at least toss me the OCCASIONAL, "Disco Stu was talkin' to you." Don't even get me started on Challenge Everything.

 

[GTBilly]

Oh, I forgot a huge oneeople who STAND on an escalator and don't continue to walk up/down it. This isn't an amusement park ride. You're not at Epcott Center. And people wonder why we're the most obese nation in the world.

Is it not stand on the right walk on the left????

 

[Bob Sacamano]

1. Lettuce

2. Threads that are locked/deleted just as I come up with THE perfect obvious, semi-witty comment to post.

3. People who overtry. Sometimes just enough really is just enough. If I could undot an i or uncross a t in this very sentence, I'd do it just to annoy you people.

4. That I'm chronically indifferent, except towards the things on this list, obviously. To my wife: Honestly, I'm not trying to be difficult. When I say I don't care, I REALLY don't care.

5. Shopping. See #4. ####ing pick one already. And if you look at one of those for the sixth time, I'm increasing the insurance benefit. They're EXACTLY the same as they were 5 minutes ago.

6. Pillow talk. If I'm in bed, I'm there to sleep or to ####. I've been home for at least 5 hours. The time to talk about things has passed.

9. Subway. Your food sucks. The guys in my employer's cafeteria make a better sandwich than you. Your bread sucks. Your meat sucks. For a place that sells sandwiches, that's not a good start. 10. Visiting my parents for more than 12 hours. They're good people. I appreciate everything they've done for me. I really do. But there's a reason people move out of their parents' house.

11. And for the love of god, mom, if we're in a public place and somebody walks over who the family has known forever but I haven't seen since I was like 8 years old, do you have to start the conversation with, "Do you know who this is?" The answer is NO, I HAVEN'T A #######ED CLUE. Who does it benefit to ask this question? You couldn't go with, "Do you remember Mrs. Frankenwrinkle?" Conversations shouldn't start this awkwardly.

12. Cops just cruising down the Interstate in the middle lane going the speed limit. You know what, man? #### you. We got places to go.

13. This guy: What the hell does that mean?

17. Usernames that are not shtick consistent. I'm a big fan of Disco Stu, and I'm not saying EVERY post should start with, "Disco Stu..." but for the love of god, man, at least toss me the OCCASIONAL, "Disco Stu was talkin' to you." Don't even get me started on Challenge Everything.

18. People who are militant about things that don't have that great an impact on them. "Oh, I can't believe you eat meat. How can you poison your body like that? I haven't eaten meat since 1979." Congratu####inglations!! I don't really give a ####. I don't really understand why you care. And if you want the guided tour of ill-advised things I do to my body, stick around for a few more minutes and you can see me chase that meat with a slice of cheesecake, a six pack, and a cigarette. Wanna have some unprotected sex?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

It appears that was all of them.

 

[GTBilly]

People who breed/let two dogs procreate and then give them some kind of cutesy name and try to make you believe it's a designer breed. HEY JACKALOPE WE CALL THOSE THINGS MUTTS not ChiRotShepaDoodles.

 

[Dexter Manley]

Oh, I forgot a huge oneeople who STAND on an escalator and don't continue to walk up/down it. This isn't an amusement park ride. You're not at Epcott Center. And people wonder why we're the most obese nation in the world.

Is it not stand on the right walk on the left????

The escalators in the building I work in are barely wide enough for 2 people to stand on the same step, so no this isn't a stand on the right walk on the left environment. Sometimes a person standing will be off to the side so I can say 'excuse me' and walk pass them. But these people are few and far between.Most escalator standers fall into 2 categories: 1) They're so fat that even if they're standing to the side I would have to do a swim move or rip move to pass them. 2) They stand with their hands resting on each of the rails so no one can pass, like they're a security guard at a club or something. And most the time when I get off work, there's a horde of standers on the escalator so even if I can pass 1 or 2 of them, I'm still not going to make all the way down.

 

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Haven't we done this thread before? Screw this. I'm not taking the time to think up new responses.

1. Lettuce

2. Threads that are locked/deleted just as I come up with THE perfect obvious, semi-witty comment to post.

3. People who overtry. Sometimes just enough really is just enough. If I could undot an i or uncross a t in this very sentence, I'd do it just to annoy you people.

4. That I'm chronically indifferent, except towards the things on this list, obviously. To my wife: Honestly, I'm not trying to be difficult. When I say I don't care, I REALLY don't care.

5. Shopping. See #4. ####ing pick one already. And if you look at one of those for the sixth time, I'm increasing the insurance benefit. They're EXACTLY the same as they were 5 minutes ago.

6. Pillow talk. If I'm in bed, I'm there to sleep or to ####. I've been home for at least 5 hours. The time to talk about things has passed.

9. Subway. Your food sucks. The guys in my employer's cafeteria make a better sandwich than you. Your bread sucks. Your meat sucks. For a place that sells sandwiches, that's not a good start. 10. Visiting my parents for more than 12 hours. They're good people. I appreciate everything they've done for me. I really do. But there's a reason people move out of their parents' house.

11. And for the love of god, mom, if we're in a public place and somebody walks over who the family has known forever but I haven't seen since I was like 8 years old, do you have to start the conversation with, "Do you know who this is?" The answer is NO, I HAVEN'T A #######ED CLUE. Who does it benefit to ask this question? You couldn't go with, "Do you remember Mrs. Frankenwrinkle?" Conversations shouldn't start this awkwardly.

12. Cops just cruising down the Interstate in the middle lane going the speed limit. You know what, man? #### you. We got places to go.

13. This guy: What the hell does that mean?

17. Usernames that are not shtick consistent. I'm a big fan of Disco Stu, and I'm not saying EVERY post should start with, "Disco Stu..." but for the love of god, man, at least toss me the OCCASIONAL, "Disco Stu was talkin' to you." Don't even get me started on Challenge Everything.

18. People who are militant about things that don't have that great an impact on them. "Oh, I can't believe you eat meat. How can you poison your body like that? I haven't eaten meat since 1979." Congratu####inglations!! I don't really give a ####. I don't really understand why you care. And if you want the guided tour of ill-advised things I do to my body, stick around for a few more minutes and you can see me chase that meat with a slice of cheesecake, a six pack, and a cigarette. Wanna have some unprotected sex?

 

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Oh, I forgot a huge oneeople who STAND on an escalator and don't continue to walk up/down it. This isn't an amusement park ride. You're not at Epcott Center. And people wonder why we're the most obese nation in the world.

Rule of thumb is that standers stay to the right so walkers can go up/down. But it never fails. There is always one person who doesn't get this and stands on the left blocking all the walkers. Hey, guess why there is a row on the right and there is nobody in front of you on the left!People who stand so close to you on the subway that their head is bumping into your book when there is plenty of space around.The price of concessions at a stadium or a movie.