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What, in general, annoys you? (2 Viewers)
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safariplanet
Footballguy
Fidgeting. My first and last roommate fidgeted constantly. Shook his legs at 400 bpm.
Parrothead
Footballguy
People who hate cats 
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
In this particular case, it's a symbol of irony.Bob Sacamano said:9. Subway. Your food sucks. The guys in my employer's cafeteria make a better sandwich than you. Your bread sucks. Your meat sucks. For a place that sells sandwiches, that's not a good start. 10. Visiting my parents for more than 12 hours. They're good people. I appreciate everything they've done for me. I really do. But there's a reason people move out of their parents' house.Bob Sacamano said:
11. And for the love of god, mom, if we're in a public place and somebody walks over who the family has known forever but I haven't seen since I was like 8 years old, do you have to start the conversation with, "Do you know who this is?" The answer is NO, I HAVEN'T A #######ED CLUE. Who does it benefit to ask this question? You couldn't go with, "Do you remember Mrs. Frankenwrinkle?" Conversations shouldn't start this awkwardly.
12. Cops just cruising down the Interstate in the middle lane going the speed limit. You know what, man? #### you. We got places to go.
13. This guy:What the hell does that mean?
red_stapler
Footballguy
people who litter
kids at dog parks (particularly kids who try to pick up my chihuahua)
parents who think giving a 20 oz. bottle of Coke/Pepsi to a small child is acceptable
kids at dog parks (particularly kids who try to pick up my chihuahua)
parents who think giving a 20 oz. bottle of Coke/Pepsi to a small child is acceptable
Jobber
Footballguy
I'd like to add onto this one.Parents who hand their kid a cup of Kool Aid (or Sunny D, Hi-C) saying "Here's some juice". Yeah, if you consider processed corn, citric acid and food coloring "juice".
Don't Noonan
Footballguy
People who recline their seat in an airplane if anyone is sitting directly behind them. I will not let anyone recline who sits in front of me.
GTBilly
Footballguy
People who like cats.People who hate cats
Ditkaless Wonders
Footballguy
Harry Manback
Footballguy
Shutterbug
Try Not To Stare
My legs are long enough I can wedge them against the seat in front of me. People try to recline but it doesn't move. They usually give up quickly. I've had a few complain to the stewardess that their seat is broken. They look back, see my legs and just shrug. What are they going to do? Tell me to move my legs?
Doubt it.
Harry Manback
Footballguy
You plan on hiding your head within the rolls of your body like a turtle or something?How are you so confident?
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Whistling. It drives me crazy. There are times that I physically react - I literally get a shiver up my back. I havne't had my eyes roll back in my head yet, but it wouldn't suprise if it were to happen.
A couple of years ago I was trapped on a plane and some kid whistled the same thing over, and over, and over. I thought I was going to be sick. I should have called the stewardess - but didn't want to be the jerk that spoke (I wish I had). When I went to baggage - it seemed like everyone on the plane was talking about who the hell was whistling.
I really hope I don't MOP our one day and punch someone in the throat - but it's always a possibility.
A couple of years ago I was trapped on a plane and some kid whistled the same thing over, and over, and over. I thought I was going to be sick. I should have called the stewardess - but didn't want to be the jerk that spoke (I wish I had). When I went to baggage - it seemed like everyone on the plane was talking about who the hell was whistling.
I really hope I don't MOP our one day and punch someone in the throat - but it's always a possibility.
Because people like you are the ones sitting in front of me.
desert rose
Footballguy
People who say "had went."
Harry Manback
Footballguy
FFTBrownsFan
Footballguy
WTF do you care what other parents feed their kids? People who worry about everyone else's behaviour is my biggest annoyance.
Don't Noonan
Footballguy
I promise you if you sat in front of me you wouldn't be reclining your seat. I should have stated I am 6'8". My legs are up against the seat in front of me and it is midgets like you who are very annoying.
Don't Noonan
Footballguy
I once had my 1 year old daughter sleeping in my lap on a red eye and the 5'5" lady in front of me was trying to recline her seat. My daughter just fell asleep and I didn't want to wake her up so I didn't say anything. She kept trying and failing so she eventually called the stewardess over and the stewardess proceeded to push back on the seat right into my legs. They both gave up eventually but I was amazed at how clueless people can be. I will NEVER recline my seat if someone is sitting behind me, very inconsiderate.
wikkidpissah
Footballguy
- mothers in public
- old people (and im 55) who feel no need to pay greater attention to compensate for their diminishing physicality
- HR
- proselytes
- willful oblivion
- fake breasts
- old people (and im 55) who feel no need to pay greater attention to compensate for their diminishing physicality
- HR
- proselytes
- willful oblivion
- fake breasts
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FFTBrownsFan
Footballguy
People who care about fake breasts. Who really cares what someone else does? 
Hey, if she gets implants, takes a picture and posts it on the internet it's everyone's business.People who care about fake breasts. Who really cares what someone else does?
wikkidpissah
Footballguy
forgot one - people with no concept of aesthetics.People who care about fake breasts. Who really cares what someone else does?
Don't Noonan
Footballguy
Guys who pluck their eyebrows. I'm not talking the occasional stray here or there either. Very gay.
desert rose
Footballguy
People who, after you do something really nice for them or are really generous to them, act like it was nothing.
desert rose
Footballguy
People who give you the silent treatment when they are upset with you instead of just talking about what bothers them.
Don't Noonan
Footballguy
bshell27
Footballguy
One of my biggest pet peeves. Makes me say #### em, if they are mad that is their deal and if they want to confront me about it they can. Problem is, my wife does this to me all of the time. I must ask 500 times before she finally opens up. Very annoying. Do they think when they say they are fine that we will believe them? After 3 years, and 7 years of dating, I have learned to say "your fine? OK what else is on T.V.?"
Sabertooth
Footballguy
I have to say that Mike Tomlin's open coat routine is getting a bit old. If he's too cool to zip up the outer coat, when not just unzip the other fleece underneath and be a real man.
Desert_Power
Footballguy
Just driving in general.
sjacksonfan
Footballguy
I have to admit I'm guilty of this. I hate it when I'm doing it and it's because I avoid confrontation. I wish i didn't do this.
Don't Noonan
Footballguy
People who cropdust in the office
Sudoku_in_the_Bathtub
Footballguy
People driving slowly in the passing lane.
Trucks in general (if they aren't hauling something in the back, give them a ticket)
Co-workers that get upset when you don't say good morning ....every single morning
Guidos
Trucks in general (if they aren't hauling something in the back, give them a ticket)
Co-workers that get upset when you don't say good morning ....every single morning
Guidos
red_stapler
Footballguy
catsPeople who like cats.People who hate cats
MaddHatter
Footballguy
Harry Manback
Footballguy
Adebisi
Footballguy
catsPeople who like cats.People who hate cats
Seriously, cats are for chicks - and dudes who are too feminine to get dogs.Hey, guys who have cats? The rest of us ridicule you and have zero respect for you. FYI.
Sabertooth
Footballguy
I have to agree on the cats.
Cats, and the ones who are apparently owned by someone, but their owners simply let them run free around the place as if they're the only person with a pet. Guess what, I might just shoot the little turd machine and hang it from the lamp in front of the apartment to serve as a warning. Stop feeding it outside and take it in where it should be.
People who think I should always show loyalty to a place I moved from. I live in Florida now, so I identify myself as a Floridian. Don't like it, sit on it and rotate.
People who hate my faith. Yes, I'm a Christian, and I have no problem telling people so. If you hate my faith, don't listen to me. I know you think I'm brainwashed, and you feel the urge to attempt to prove me wrong about my faith and to generally embarrass me, but you fail in almost every attempt.
People who think I should always show loyalty to a place I moved from. I live in Florida now, so I identify myself as a Floridian. Don't like it, sit on it and rotate.
People who hate my faith. Yes, I'm a Christian, and I have no problem telling people so. If you hate my faith, don't listen to me. I know you think I'm brainwashed, and you feel the urge to attempt to prove me wrong about my faith and to generally embarrass me, but you fail in almost every attempt.
IronToe Nedney
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shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
You're way off on these two. You can wait 6 seconds for me to put my cash back into my wallet. Also, I'm not moving unless I know I have everything in my bag. Blame the fast food industry for screwing up too many times.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
One of the top 10 dumbest things I've ever read here.
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