It is if I'm not in a hurry.
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What, in general, annoys you? (2 Viewers)
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
If we ever run into each other on one feel free to try to move me.
Harry Manback
Footballguy
Can't you just press 1?
bentley
Footballguy
Sometimes. It depends on the phone system. It's 5 at my office. If I do the same thing when trying to call my wife, I get sent off into oblivion and have to call back.
If they'd intended for everyone to walk, they'd have just put in stairs.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I'll make sure to have a couple of doughnuts.
TwinTurbo
Footballguy
Parents that use GIANT strollers and take them in public places with narrow walkways and proceed to walk as slow as possible. Hey your tiny underdeveloped baby doesn't need an all-terrain stroller designed by Range Rover. Are you taking that ridiculous baby rig off-road? Why is there a ski rack on top of that thing? Please leave that junk at home, along with your kid. TIA.
Sorry, I'm a low-carber.
Mr. Ected
Footballguy
My big problem is with the double strollers that people have where the two kids are sitting next to one another. The thing must be a pain in the ### to maneuver around a store or anywhere else that is remotely confined. I had two babies that were near in age, but we bought a double stroller that had them front to back, not side to side, and it was infinitely easier.Now the large single strollers I don't get either. Just give me enough room to store something below (diaper bag, etc) and up top a drink or two (theirs and mine!) and all is well. If you want one of those that is great for use while jogging, then just get another for use "in public places with narrow walkways."
roadkill1292
Footballguy
That reminds me, babies are annoying.
cstu
Footballguy
Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays.
IGKYA!!!
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
People who stroll through cross walks.
Red.Hot.Hate.
Red.Hot.Hate.
Pooch
More Yang than Yin
Otis
Footballguy
Seriously,
Parrothead
Footballguy
Its like rain on your wedding day..
Otis
Footballguy
No wonder America is fat and lazy.
Buffaloes
Footballguy
What if something scandalous happens at the Masters?Not sure if this has been mentioned....
I cannot stand the need to add "-gate" on the end of everything that is deemed a scandal.
Just recently heard some one on the radio say A-Rodgate.
MasterofOrion
Footballguy
maybe a honda.
How about phone queues. Press 1 for English, type in your phone number, your product number...
Then when the support person answers the phone he speaks broken English and asks for your phone and product number.
How about phone queues. Press 1 for English, type in your phone number, your product number...
Then when the support person answers the phone he speaks broken English and asks for your phone and product number.
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Walton Goggins
Footballguy
This just goes for about everything from Directv to my local internet/phone service...just shoot me through if you are going to make me repeat it
Reaper
Footballguy
The person in the 12 items OR LESS line who is way over that limit, is paying by check and obviously isn't in a hurry...
I've got wife and crying kid in the car - I rush thru the market, grab Baby food, Milk and bananas, Got my Cash ready in hand to zip thru the line and this #### ### decides he's going to wheel his cart full of #### thru the "EXPRESS LINE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy probably parked in Handicap as well...
I've got wife and crying kid in the car - I rush thru the market, grab Baby food, Milk and bananas, Got my Cash ready in hand to zip thru the line and this #### ### decides he's going to wheel his cart full of #### thru the "EXPRESS LINE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy probably parked in Handicap as well...
perry147
Footballguy
Managers who want to met after five on the last day of the week before a long weekend.
It used to be that at this point I will agree to a vasectomy when I come back if I can just get out of here.
But now in my older wiser self I plan on making it as painful for the manager as possible.
Example: I am off Friday and Monday; so guess who has to teach a training class today after 5? This seems like the only time our plant management felt that we could get both crews from day and night shift to come together at once. Well let me tell ya, this training class is going to be the train class from HELL. I plan on
opening with an discussion with the manager about authoritatively cultivating open-source schemas that monetize team building systems which will efficiently evolve covalent testing procedures. I will then outline our data schema down to field type and connection protocol discussing each possible solution and the pros and cons of each no mater how far fetched. Then we talk about the backup systems for our data storage devices and their development over the years and any potential pitfalls that upgrades might cause , I will take this time to openly discuss the benefits of anti virus and firewall upgrades and the overall complexity of multilayer network security in a mixed environement that has user literally logging in all over the world through a multitude of means. The will then develop into a debate about the need for more robust servers and even fiberoptic replacement for our old CAT 5 wiring in our plants, which by the way we could then use TCPIP calls will all the plant and not just the newest one; those savings alone will ..............
This is going to be fun.
It used to be that at this point I will agree to a vasectomy when I come back if I can just get out of here.
But now in my older wiser self I plan on making it as painful for the manager as possible.
Example: I am off Friday and Monday; so guess who has to teach a training class today after 5? This seems like the only time our plant management felt that we could get both crews from day and night shift to come together at once. Well let me tell ya, this training class is going to be the train class from HELL. I plan on
opening with an discussion with the manager about authoritatively cultivating open-source schemas that monetize team building systems which will efficiently evolve covalent testing procedures. I will then outline our data schema down to field type and connection protocol discussing each possible solution and the pros and cons of each no mater how far fetched. Then we talk about the backup systems for our data storage devices and their development over the years and any potential pitfalls that upgrades might cause , I will take this time to openly discuss the benefits of anti virus and firewall upgrades and the overall complexity of multilayer network security in a mixed environement that has user literally logging in all over the world through a multitude of means. The will then develop into a debate about the need for more robust servers and even fiberoptic replacement for our old CAT 5 wiring in our plants, which by the way we could then use TCPIP calls will all the plant and not just the newest one; those savings alone will ..............
This is going to be fun.
Facecow
Footballguy
More often than not, the point isn't to collect any data it's to give the caller something to do while they wait on hold. The theory is that callers will be less likely to notice their long hold times if they're accomplishing pointless busy work.This just goes for about everything from Directv to my local internet/phone service...just shoot me through if you are going to make me repeat it
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"We need to have a meeting" guy. The person that wants a formal sit down to cover every and any issue that comes up.
"We need to get the_____involved" The person needs as many people to sign off on their decisions as possible
"fax machine" people - I hate everything about it. I scan and e-mail everything that needs a signature to people and I expect them to do the same. Instead I get the document back in my in box, now I have to scan it again to e-file it.
"Don't betters"
Any event that starts after 9pm
People that clog supermarket aisles
"We need to get the_____involved" The person needs as many people to sign off on their decisions as possible
"fax machine" people - I hate everything about it. I scan and e-mail everything that needs a signature to people and I expect them to do the same. Instead I get the document back in my in box, now I have to scan it again to e-file it.
"Don't betters"
Any event that starts after 9pm
People that clog supermarket aisles
1/2. I'm all for people putting their kids on leashes.
taylorj99
Footballguy
There are quite a few on here that I have to agree with.
To add:
Internet tough guys
Guys who act like big tough guys when in reality they're just big fat #### ing #######.
People who tell me to do something, or not to forget to do something that I'm currently doing or have already done.
Most other drivers.
People who think they know about something just because they Googled it. #### off.
Civilians who talk bad about the military when they have no real clue.
People who log me off of my workstation so they can check their email. Hey mother ####er, get your #### beaters off my ####!
Incompetence. If you don't know how to do your job, stop asking me to do it for you, and quit.
Fastfood drivethru window attendents that don't automatically give you a drink carrier when you have like 15 ####### sodas. Yeah, I'm gonna hold those in my lap.
When my wife wears my hoodies. Look, we're not in high school anymore. Wear your own ####. I don't want to smell like a ####### princess.
I'm sure there's plenty more.
To add:
Internet tough guys
Guys who act like big tough guys when in reality they're just big fat #### ing #######.
People who tell me to do something, or not to forget to do something that I'm currently doing or have already done.
Most other drivers.
People who think they know about something just because they Googled it. #### off.
Civilians who talk bad about the military when they have no real clue.
People who log me off of my workstation so they can check their email. Hey mother ####er, get your #### beaters off my ####!
Incompetence. If you don't know how to do your job, stop asking me to do it for you, and quit.
Fastfood drivethru window attendents that don't automatically give you a drink carrier when you have like 15 ####### sodas. Yeah, I'm gonna hold those in my lap.
When my wife wears my hoodies. Look, we're not in high school anymore. Wear your own ####. I don't want to smell like a ####### princess.
I'm sure there's plenty more.
Pick
Footballguy
You're missing out. Weeeeeeeeee!!!
Dexter Manley
Footballguy
Standing on the escalator is perfectly fine as long as you are standing to the right so other people can walk by you.
Shutterbug
Try Not To Stare
Shutterbug
Try Not To Stare
Perry... Why don't you tell us how you really feel.perry147 said:
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
A lack of the fairer sex on these boards lately.
GirlA+<Hi!
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Cunk
Footballguy
You know what I find annoying and I'm not sure why? Calm talkers. People who sound like they are hypnotists when talking to you. I work with a sound guy who I want to punch in the face when he's talking. He's a nice guy but just something about it makes my brain want to explode. Put some emotion in your voice!
Shutterbug
Try Not To Stare
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Sorry. Just not on much this week.
Brutis
Footballguy
:X I want to slap the parents that threaten their kids with a "timeout"
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
Being the 2nd post on a new page instead of the first.
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
These are excellent."We need to have a meeting" guy. The person that wants a formal sit down to cover every and any issue that comes up.
"We need to get the_____involved" The person needs as many people to sign off on their decisions as possible
"fax machine" people - I hate everything about it. I scan and e-mail everything that needs a signature to people and I expect them to do the same. Instead I get the document back in my in box, now I have to scan it again to e-file it.
"Don't betters"
Any event that starts after 9pm
People that clog supermarket aisles
Jobber
Footballguy
I make it a point to NEVER send the read receipt.You can replace the word 'personal' with 'any' for me.
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