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What is the point of lingerie? (1 Viewer)

butcher boy

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Here's what I think is hot: naked women. Here's what I think is significantly less hot: those same naked women, except now they have clothes on and you can't see their private parts. Okay so I understand why women have to wear clothing, you don't want sweat, hair, etc. to get in the marinara sauce at Fazoli's. That makes sense to me. But lingerie? What is the point of it?

It's like a complex system of spider webs, string, and bungee cable designed to almost kind of show the boobies and the other female parts, yet keep them inaccessible and visibly uncomfortable. It looks like the woman was captured by an alien net. I do not understand the purpose of lingerie or what it's intended to accomplish and why it's so expensive for such little clothing.

It's dumb and I hate it.

 
Technically lingerie is just another term for sexy/more elaborate bra and panties, which is a daily need (more or less).  If you're gonna wear bra and panties anyways, then make it sexy when I see it and not just flat white cotton.

 
A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary, so the man bought his wife a $250 see-through nightgown.

Later that night she was getting ready for bed and realized the nightgown was still in the box downstairs. Walking naked through the house, she passed her husband who said, "My word, for $250 they could've at least ironed it!"

 
Not every woman is 21 years old and plays professional volleyball. Or otherwise stays in shape.  Sometimes the garments make the form more attractive.

 
Playing the old man card yet again - women used to have trouble being looked at naked. Backinaday, i knew girls it was easier to turn over than turn a light on. Lingerie was a part of the game they made out of nakedidity and we liked it.

 
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butcher boy said:
You're right. They are very expensive... and pointless.

I just want to see skin.  Don't wear anything.  
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Some people enjoy the experience of drinking a fine wine or liquor, and some inject cheap vodka up their bung hole to get drunk ASAP. 

To each their own  :thumbup:

 
wikkidpissah said:
Playing the old man card yet again - women used to have trouble being looked at naked. Backinaday, i knew girls it was easier to turn over than turn a light on. Lingerie was a part of the game they made out of nakedidity and we liked it.
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I read this in old man Abe Simpson’s voice and it was awesome. 

 
 i think that if it makes her feel better or more confident thats good. I dont want to have it be a thing she thinks i need.  i think the the plain white every day stuff is sexy.

 
butcher boy said:
Here's what I think is hot: naked women. Here's what I think is significantly less hot: those same naked women, except now they have clothes on and you can't see their private parts. Okay so I understand why women have to wear clothing, you don't want sweat, hair, etc. to get in the marinara sauce at Fazoli's. That makes sense to me. But lingerie? What is the point of it?

It's like a complex system of spider webs, string, and bungee cable designed to almost kind of show the boobies and the other female parts, yet keep them inaccessible and visibly uncomfortable. It looks like the woman was captured by an alien net. I do not understand the purpose of lingerie or what it's intended to accomplish and why it's so expensive for such little clothing.

It's dumb and I hate it.
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Well if they weren't wearing clothes, those parts wouldn't be very private. 

 
My wife is past the point of wearing it and she's in better shape at 49 years old than ever.  She says it's uncomfortable and too cold.  She'd rather go nekked or wear some PJs.  And at our age, been there done that.  None of it turns me on much.  And I am sure my fat a$$ doesn't turn her on one bit.   I mean, we hit it 10+ times a month.  But it's really not with each other.  She likely visualizes some hunky guy from down the street, and I visualize about 20 women from a haram.  After 25 years It's all about fantasies.

 
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